Cat Riding a Roomba

"Say what you want about Mindbender…" Cobra Commander staggered into the meeting room sometime later. Destro, The Baroness, the Crimson Twins, Zartan, Zarana and Crystal Ball was there. Crystal Ball was on a mini holder on the table.

"You usually do," Destro admitted.

"But even I have to admit the man has made some pretty damn good advancements in the field of medicine," Cobra Commander finished. "That machine he makes that fixes wounds and broken bones in no time flat. Genius."

"Mostly out of necessity considering how many times we get the crap kicked out of us," Zartan grumbled.

"I just wish the damn thing grew hair!" Xamot pointed to his and his brother's head, that were still mostly bald except for the top knot like clump on their heads.

"Bald is beautiful," Mindbender walked in. "Accept it! Hair is a weakness! Unless it's on your lip that is."

"Let's get on with the meeting," Cobra Commander looked around the room. "I suppose the only good news we have is that our numbers have grown slightly."

"So now we have Firefly and the brain trust with us?" Destro groaned.

"Yes," Cobra Commander said. "Firefly agreed to stay for now. Seeing as we're the only ones that will hire him."

"Just what we need," The Baroness rolled her eyes. "Another money hungry mercenary!"

"Look it's another piece of cannon fodder for our army," Cobra Commander snapped. "So stop whining! Let's forget the past and forge ahead to the future!"

"That's going to be a lot easier said than done," Crystal Ball chuckled.

"Does the paperweight have something to say?" Cobra Commander glared at him.

"Yes," Crystal Ball smirked. "Check out Me Tube."

"Why would we do…Oh dear God…" Destro realized. "Where's the computer in this room?"

"What?" Cobra Commander snapped as Destro grabbed a laptop and worked on it.

"Destro why would you need a computer for…?" Zarana began. "Oh no…"

"What?" Cobra Commander asked.

"You don't think…?" Zartan did a double take.

"THINK WHAT? WHAT?" Cobra Commander snapped. "What are you people talking about?"

"This…" Destro sighed as he managed to transfer what was on the computer to the monitor.

"Oh God we're on the Internet already?" The Baroness groaned as footage of Cobra's failed attempt to kidnap the elite of Hollywood was online.

"You have got…" Xamot gasped.

"To be kidding me?" Tomax groaned.

"It's even more painful to watch it again," Zartan winced. "Never mind live it the first time!"

"TAKE IT DOWN! TAKE IT DOWN!" Cobra Commander yelled.

"I can't take it down Commander! It's the Internet!" Destro snapped. "It's out there!"

"We've already passed the clip of a cat riding a Roomba," The Baroness grumbled. "And that's a lot of hits!"

"Well at least people know Cobra's back," Mindbender said weakly.

"THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR MINDBUNGLER!" Cobra Commander shouted.

"It gets worse," Destro groaned.

"Worse?" Zartan asked.

"There are other clips with sound effects…" Destro clicked on one. Hilarious cartoon sounds were heard.

"So basically we're now the laughing stock of the Internet?" Cobra Commander screamed. "MEN WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!" He stormed out.

The sounds of things breaking was heard. "He's taking it better than I thought," Destro remarked. "I wonder who put this clip of us with the sound effects?"

Meanwhile at a computer far away…

"I think this is some of my best work," Shipwreck grinned as he sat at his computer. "Gotta put this on my Space Book page!"