Episode 11: The Treasure Island Of Dr McLean
Chris: (recap last episode) Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, the players went on an impromptu environmental cover-up, uh... cleanup challenge, and try not get a toxic makeover like Dakota, Mike introduce us to Manitoba Smith, his most rugged and arrogant persona yet, freak Ezekiel has slightly more luck with ladies than human Ezekiel, and Brick overcame his fear of the dark to heroically team which made his current team give him the old heave hurl alongside Dawn and her broken leg
Then we cut to Chris standing on the dock with a cup of coffee
Chris: Makes you want to reflect, doesn't it? Maybe with a cup of Chris McLean instant coffee? (takes a sip of his coffee and spits it out) Bitter! Better, better than the rest (pours coffee into water and a three-eyed fish spits out coffee, host looks at camera) Who will survive? Who will wish they did it? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode begins in the middle of the ocean, where there were two log rafts with the team logos, sleeping peacefully, until a nearby buoy with an alarm clock started to go off, rudely waking up all the campers
Mike: (waking up) what where are we?
Dakota: no Chris must to set us adrift after we when to sleep
Scott: (looking from afar where Wawanakwa was) yeah, wait I don't remember anything after dinner
Knuckles: me neither
Cameron: (shocked) Dinner that's it
Then we go to a flashback where in the dining room the Chef was serving dinner to the campers, which was some spaghetti
Cameron: (looking at the plate in disgust) Eww, what is this?
Chef: Turkey Buttolini, enjoy your nap
Fabia: what?
Chef: I mean bon appetit!
Back with the campers...
Cameron: Turkey makes people sleepy, so mutant turkey must have knocked us out cold, genius
Knuckles: it's really necessary to praise Chris?
Fabia: (annoyed) yeah, I'm lucky that I didn't lose my hearing aid
Lighting: (still sleeping) Lighting wins the Super Bowl, Yay
Jo: wakey, wakey, muscle mouth (kicks him into the water and he surfaces)
Lighting: (confused) Where did the cabin go?
Scott: great now we're going to be some stupid shark's dinner
Mike: huh, don't worry he'll find us in the middle of all this junk (notices a hat on an open suitcase and put it on turning into Manitoba, soon he noticed Zoey) G'day, Sheila! (flirting) Aren't you the ridgey-didge! Heh-heh-heh!
Cameron pushes Zoey out of the raft and took the off Mike's head
Cameron: (whispering) deep breath Mike
Manitoba gasp turning back into Mike
Mike: thanks buddy
Zoey: hey
Cameron: (nervous) sorry I tripped
Confessional
Cameron: Mike, Fabia and I have a deal. We help him stay Mike so he can win Zoey over and he helps me to convince her to turf Scott. Fabia already decoded Mike's personality triggers. Whenever he loses his shirt, Vito comes out. In an acrobatically challenging environment, he becomes Svetlana. When he gets frustrated, Chester appears. And we just saw Manitoba Smith in his hat. But we still don't know how to consistently bring Mike back. This would be so much easier if I could just dissect his brain, but Fabia said it's wasn't a good idea, and also that is kinda illegal
End of Confessional
Zoey: (getting back in the raft) you know out of all your characters I like you being Mike the best
Mike: (surprised) what... you do?
Zoey: sure but you make it so hard to get to know you, the way you're always playing characters it feels like you're hiding from me
Mike: we're not... I mean I'm not (laughs nervously)
Fabia and Cameron looks at them before felling someone touch their shoulder and turns to see Dakota standing behind them, still bald
Dakota: you have any sunblock you can lend me?
Confessionals
Dakota: This is so not how I wanted to get back on the show! Now that my looks are on hold, I need an ally. If only Sam were here. He was so dedicated! (sighs) Zoey and Fabia are the only person I'd be seen with in public, post make-over. So I guess it's time to start the 'friend-ing' process? Is that what it's called?
Fabia: whoa, she can even pronounce it well, (sigh) I guess it's time for therapy time
End of Confessionals
Then Chris and Chef arrive on jet skis and wearing life jackets
Chris: Good morning suckers, did you enjoy the turkey buttolini last night?
Dakota: Hey Chris, how many times did you call your mom today? (Suddenly everyone looks at her in shock) I have no idea that tabasco was used as a thumb sucking to turn until I started interning for soupy cook McLean
Chris: (shocked) Ummm...?
Dakota: (notices the look for her) "What, why is everyone staring at me?"
Mike: (confused) Um, your hair is already growing back
Dakota: (excited) Really? Yay! (Touches her new hair, which was now green, then looks at her teammates in surprise) when did you all get shorter?
All six members look at Dakota, who was now two feet taller
Confessionals
Cameron: Remarkable! All the toxic waste in the mine has caused some kind of evolving mutation. Hello, cover story for Bubble Theory magazine!
Fabia: OK time for MAYOR therapy time
End of Confessionals
Chris: first things first, if any of you're still trying to find that McLean brand invincibility statue, I hid at the beginning of the season you can stop now, somebody's already found it, and speaking of digging things up, today's challenge is all about winning the ultimate reward ... life itself, your the first challenge to race to the shore, by any means possible, first team there wins a handy reward, last team gets a heinous penalty, before you embark on a quest for buried treasure
Dakota: you're using us to dig up treasure for you? Weak!
Chris: there was a treasure here once, but I found it years ago, how do you think I bought for the island?
Knuckles: he got a point there
Dakota: (scoffing) must be a pretty small treasure, right budster? (She hits Zoey's shoulder with her arm, but her strength has increased, causing her to wince in pain)
Zoey: (touching his shoulder in pain) Ow...
Fabia: hey careful with your... strength?
Chris: Dakota, catch (throws a pink mirror at Dakota, who catches it)
Dakota: (looking at the mirror without realizing it) What is this? ...oh, it's a picture of a big scary monster, big deal
Scott: dude, that's a mirror
Dakota: (gasps and looks at her reflection and screams in terror) "I'm a monster! (shatters the mirror to pieces in her hand and starts growling) when I get my hands on you, I WILL TEAR YOU apart! (starts to roar him angrily)
Chris: (scared) huh, GAME ON (He honks the horn and he and Chef quickly leave on their jet skis)
Jo: (tears the raft's post and gives it to Lighting) Okay, protein powder puff, get rowing
Lighting: who made you boss?
Jo: Hey, if you don't want to be the captain of our rowing team"ñ
Lighting: (Looks shocked) Lighting's captain on every team! Let's do this (Jo smirk)
Mike: We have to do what the Rats are doing
The Maggots are seen struggling to get their sign out
Dakota: (enraged) hurry up I wanna get to the shore and smash Chris (break the sign and throw it)
Zoey: uhhhhh
Dakota: wow, sorry this whole mutant thing is totally stressing me out (to Zoey) hold me
Confessional
Zoey: It's really nice that Dakota wants me to help her, I just hope she doesn't crush me to dead in the process
End of Confessional
(Dakota hugs her, but her strength makes her wince in pain)
We cut to The Rats
Jo: we got get away from that freak-show! Come on, STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
Lighting is seen rowing faster
We cut to The Maggots
Mike: oh man we're toast
Zoey: Dakota didn't mean to strand us (pats Dakota) there, there
Dakota: you're a good friend, even if your hair is all wrong
Fabia: that last part was unnecessary, don't worry I have a plan you boys go in the water and start kicking, while Zoey and I help Dakota with his "situation"
Scott: and what makes you think that you can help her
Fabia: if I could help Dawn to beat her fear for sasquatches, then I think I deal with Dakota, besides the Sheen's family motto is "help those who need it" and my sis Celine taught me everything she knows
Cameron: wait, Celine Sheen, isn't that the psychologist that help many actors with stress problems?
Fabia: yup that's my big sis
All: WHAT?!
Confessional
Fabia: it's really that shocking?
Cameron: no wonder she came with so many possible triggers for Mike's personalities
Mike: maybe her sister can help me with my MPD
End of Confessionals
Mike: anyway, if we want to catch up we'll have to get the water and kick
Cameron: are going to be OK Knuckles, we know you are not the best swimmer
Knuckles: true but I know the basics
Scott: No way! Remember the shark
Mike pushes Scott into the water as he emerges
Scott: Hey! (Mike also dives in)
Mike: The faster we get to shore, the you're out of the water (Knuckles and Cameron dives in)
Scott: fine
The boys start to push the boat
Fabia: don't worry I will help as soon as I finish my therapy
Zoey: you'll have to wait, Dakota needs a little more time (hands her a tissue) here, blow your nose (She sneezes into the tissue, but her snot splatters on Zoey's face) Ewww..
Then we go back to The Rats again, where Jo is now pushing the boat
Lighting: (rowing) double time dude they're gaining
Then Lighting bumps into an eye, which was a mutated giant squid, as the Lighting scream in fear
Then we cut to Chris in the helicopter with Chef
Chris: (Laughs) Aww! He's playing with them...
We go back to the Rats again, with Jo punching Lighting, who is strangled by the squid with the sign multiple times
Jo: I'm won't be some calamari's dinner!
Lighting: You're hitting the Lighting! Bro, stop!
Then we return to the Maggots, with Dakota lying down on the raft holding Zoey's hand for support as Fabia was writing down everything she said
Dakota: ...and that's pretty much everything
Fabia: (writing) I see, thanks for sharing this with us, do you feel a little better?
Dakota: (smiling) a little (Gasps) giant squid right ahead!
Mike: (whispers) Shh! Keep quiet! Maybe we can sneak by it
The boys keep pushing, until Fang goes after Scott, stands up and growls at him, Scott screams in fear and runs back to the boat, running in circles
Scott: SHARK! SHARK! SHARK!
Mike: (frustrated) oh for the love of... (gasp turning into Chester) dag nabbit, that punk is gonna get us killed
Fang then jumps into the boat, as Zoey, Fabia and Scott watch in fear hiding behind Dakota
Dakota: go away you big bully!
She hits Fang with her one arm, knocking Fang away until he hits the squid in the eye, which now has a black eye and strangling and freeing the Rats, then, Rats rise from the water
Jo: Phew, let's go, kick! kick! (The Rats start kicking)
Back with the Maggots
Zoey: Dakota that was amazing, you saved us!
Dakota: I guess I did you're welcome friend of Dakota (to Fabia) did Dakota got right?
Fabia do a 'more or less' sign
Chester: (climbing the boat) oh ain't that sweet but what are we gonna do about that (points to the giant squid, who has now appeared next to their raft, the girls back off)
Cameron: oh man, we'll never make it to shore! (Realizes something) Wait! That's it! Get as far as you can! (Walks towards the squid) Hey, jelly brain! I bet you couldn't smash me even if you tried!
The squid growls angrily as it moves its tentacle
Zoey: Cam, no!
Scott: He's going to kill us!
Knuckles: that's a bad idea!
The squid's tentacles grow spikes, the Maggots scream in fear, but Chris stops the TV screen
Chris: (Wearing a squid hat) Will Cameron's intellect outsmart the squid's brawn? And what's up with Dakota? Find out after the break
(Commercial Break)
We go back to the Maggots looking at the giant squid in fear, Cameron backs away, as the squid hits the boat with its spikes, which sends the Maggots flying, the Rats are seen swimming, until they realize that the Maggots were flying towards the sand
Then we cut to The Maggots, where they landed on the beach
Zoey: Hey, we're in first place!
Cameron: (pained) Yay... Oh
Knuckles: nice one, dude
Scott: how am I supposed to vote off my teammates if we never lose?!
Fabia: you can't
Scott look at Fabia who was glaring at him
Fabia: and don't think I know how you sabotaged the Rats (Scott glare at her)
Confessional
Scott: so Dawn DID tell her, man I have to get rid of her, now
End of Confessional
Dakota: (getting up angrily) Where's Chris?!
Dakota had changed more, her eyes turned yellow and her pupils were red, her hands became in claws and his teeth became sharp as blades, with shoulder and elbow spikes, suddenly Chris and Chef approached on the helicopter
Dakota: get down here you! (She jumps really high but the helicopter flies higher, and Ella ends up landing on the ground)
Fabia: calm down, violence won't solve anything, and it's seems to accelerate your mutation
Zoey: besides, we won!
Chris: And because you won, you get these! (Throws a compass and a map, as Zoey catches them)
Knuckles: A map and a compass? Sweet!
Chris: Well, look what just wash up
Then the completely drenched Rats arrive
Jo: I told you to kick harder!
Lighting: And we told you, you are NOT the boss me!
Chris: put a sport sock on in it! Now, the second part of today's challenge started off as a practical joke involving classic Total Drama competitor Gwen, but... it's turned more of a rescue mission (Presses a remote, which turns on a TV, showing Gwen inside a wooden chest)
Gwen: (wakes up, but hits her head on the wood) What the... ? Oh no...am I buried alive AGAIN? (Starts pounding on the wood in terror) CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!
Mike: burying someone alive is seriously dangerous! Even by your standards
Fabia: and that's saying something
Chris: That's why we're using the buddy system, and instead of letting last year's losers have all the fun, we put in one of this year's losers
Gwen continues to knock on the chest yelling for Chris, and the camera pans to Sam
Dakota: Sam! Sam is back?! Do he still have crush on Dakota?
Chris: guy ate a whole pot of Chef's Buttolini so he didn't put up much of a fight (chuckles)
Dakota growls angrily, and begins to mutate faster as the others move away from her, she begins to grow in size, now being 9 feet tall, her skin begins to turn orange, and she grows a tail as her shoulder and elbow spikes grow more, the campers look shocked at Dakota's new form
Dakota: (roaring) SAM!
Knuckles: look it's the Incredible Hulk! (the campers look at him) what someone has to say it
Confessional
Fabia: as weird as it sounds, Knuckles unnecessary trivia fact might gave and idea for how to help Dakota to deal with her mutation
End of Confessional
Chris: (to Chef) we're gonna need some elephant tranquilizers. (Chef nods) Maggots, you've got your compass and map to get to the general vicinity of the chest at the northern tip of the island, now go!
The Maggots start running, the Rats start running too, but Chris stops them
Chris: Ah, tut-tut-tut. Not so fast! (His helicopter stops in the arena) to the losers, go the penalty belts, Chef, lock 'em in!
Chef then puts belts on the Rats and blocks them
Lighting: These must have weigh a 100 pounds!
Chris: 120 to be precise
The chef puts a metal detector on Lighting's back
Jo: A metal detector?! How will that help us find a wooden chest?!
Chris: It's not, now go! Go-go-go-go-go!
The Rats start running fearful at this
Then we cut to Gwen at the chest, buried in the ground
Gwen: (Pulls out her phone.) Where's my... UGH! Lousy Chris and his stupid game on his crummy show (Then the phone rings and Chris answers it)
Chris: Hello?
Gwen: You've gone too far this time, McLean, you can't- (She was interrupted because Sam farted in her face)
Chris: Ewww!
Gwen: that wasn't me, this guy won't stop farting (Holds her nose as Sam continues to fart.) I can't... breathe... (Passes out)
Chris: Hey, I'm sure she's fine
We then cut to The Maggots running, when they stopped and looked at a swamp with several toxic barrels floating around
Zoey: (holding his nose) Eww, it sucks!
Scott: (Sniffs and sighs) Smells like home...
Knuckles: (Looks at the map) crossing the swamp will be the fastest option, there is a path around the swamp, but it will take too long
Scott: Jo and Lightning don't know that
Knuckles pass the map to Zoey as he, Mike and Cameron hold their noses and enter the swamp
Scott: But I'll make sure they do (draw an arrow pointing to the swamp)
Fabia: and what are you doing?
Scott look behind him to see Fabia glaring at him, but before he can say Dakota grab her and Zoey and go to the swamp
Dakota: (carring the girls) come on bafafa
Zoey: (confused) bafafa?
Dakota: short for BFF
Fabia: yeah that's not how it is
Scott: oh man, Sam's probably suffocating by now (grin deviously)
Dakota: (gasp and drop the girls) Sam, I save you (dives into the swamp)
Zoey: thanks Scott
Scott: no problem, girls if I tell you something do you promise to keep it a secret
Zoey: of course
Fabia: (suspicious) depends, what is it?
Scott pulls out the invincibility figurine from his pocket
Zoey: (shocked) the Invincibility Statue?
Scott: I still can believe I found it
Zoey: we're honored that you trust us enough to tell us
Scott: I hope you two feel the same way about me, at least you know I'm not hiding anything, unlike Mike (Fabia open her eyes surprised)
Zoey: I know right he's so secretive and now Cameron's acting all weird too
Scott: (walking away) guess I'm the only person you can trust
Confessional
Scott: I know I took a big risk showing the statue to Fabia, but she's not going to be around for long (chuckles)
Fabia: (angry) I can't believe Scott is taking advantage of Mike's MPD to drift him and Zoey apart, seriously if I didn't hate him before, I hate him now
End of Confessional
Fabia looks at Zoey
Fabia: you OK?
Zoey: no Fabia I'm not, I don't know what's up with Mike and...
Fabia: OK calm down, how about after I finish the therapy session with Dakota, I'll try to convince Mike to tell you
Zoey: you know what's up with him?
Fabia: I do but... It's something personal so it would be better if you hear it from him (Zoey looks down) hey, cheer up, I'm sure he trust you, he will tell you when he's ready
Zoey: (smile) thanks Fabia
Fabia: anytime... Bestie
Confessional
Zoey: (squeal)
End of Confessional
Then we cut to the Rats arriving at the swamp
Lighting: Oh man! That smell is stale!
Jo: look an arrow pointing into the swamp, this must be the way
Lighting: dude, no way am I going into that stink!
Jo: I'll tell you what, whoever finds the treasure gets the official rank of team captain
Lighting: now that's a rank I can live with (both go to the swamp)
Then the camera pans to Scott and Knuckles walking in the water, with the rest of the Maggots ahead of them
Mike: Honestly, Zoey, there's something about Scott I don't trust
Cameron: he'd sell his own mother to get ahead
Zoey: (Sighs) I happen to know he has a heart okay don't be so quick to- (Realizes she's walking on a mutant alligator with tentacles, as she roars and Zoey falls back into the water and Cameron, Mike and Fabia scream in fear as they run away)
The six watch in fear, as Zoey resurface next them, the alligator tried to eat them, but failed)
Cameron: (Points to a giant tree) We can hide in that tree
The Maggots then run towards that tree
Confessional
Mike: I don't know what's worse, the giant mutants or the fact that Zoey trust Scott more than me...
End of Confessional
Scott and Knuckles then climbs the tree, Cameron, Mike and Fabia struggle to climb up, but the alligator closes in on them, while Zoey gasps
Zoey: Hurry, it's coming!
Mike: (on a vine) I'm trying! (gasp turning into Svetlana) leave this to Svetlana (Svetlana swings landing on her hand before jumping to a higher branch with a pose) perfect
The alligator swam closer to them
Zoey: (panicking) ah Mike help
Svetlana gasp turning back into Mike
Mike: Zoey! Here! Take my hand!
Confessional
Cameron: of course, whenever Zoey's in danger, Mike returns! Not that I would ever put her in peril just to make that happen! Well… maybe as a last resort, then again Fabia will kill me if even try that
End of Confessional
Mike and Zoey grab hands but before he could pull her in The alligator roars and tries to grab them, until Dakota jump in front of them and punch the alligator
Zoey: Dakota
Dakota: bafafa forever (she's interrupted by the alligator bitting her tail) I'm gonna turn you into purse (punch the alligator and starts fighting with it)
The Maggots climb down the tree
Mike: come on Gwen and Sam don't have much air left
Zoey: but what about Dakota, shouldn't we help her?
Scott: I think we'd just be in the way
They Maggots look mad at Dakota punching the alligator with it's own tentacles
Dakota: why are you hit yourself? why are you hit yourself?
Zoey: (look at the map) the map it's ruined, is the compass okay?
Mike: (looking) it's gone
Scott: way to go now we'll never find them
Confessional
Scott: Gotcha, now to find the deal with Mike and Bubble boy Zoey's right those two are hiding something, and I think miss psychologist is involved as well
End of Confessional
Then we cut to the Rats, who had seen the scene
Lighting: man, freak Dakota's is owning that gator, not like I couldn't do the same
Jo: (smirks) oh really, here's your chance (walks away from him quickly)
Lighting: Uh? (notices two smaller mutated alligators approaching him) Um...Sha-friends? (smiles nervously before the alligators start attacking him)
We then cut to The Maggots
Scott: thanks for losing the compass Mike, now we're guaranteed to come in last (smirk deviously)
Knuckles: I wouldn't be so sure
Scott: and why?
Knuckles: (show some moss in his hand) moss
Cameron: of course, moss grows on the northern side of trees and Chris said our goal is to the north so we need to go that way (points to lot of thorny bushes)
Zoey: oh, a thorn bush forest! no way we can get in there!
Dakota suddenly punch the alligator again swiping away at the thorny bushes
Maggots: (cheering)
Scott: (grumbling) fantastic
Then they go to the grass
Scott: look this clearing it's just like the one on the map! Come on! (he, Zoey and Knuckles run to the clearing)
Fabia, Cameron and Mike came short after but Mike's shirt is caught in one of the thorn turning him into Vito
Vito: Anne Maria where are you baby? (Cameron pull his shirt back down, turning him back)
Zoey: (annoyed) is that Vito?
Cameron: uh.. Oh Mike I know you want to practice your impressions but now's not the time uh actors (Zoey walk away looking at them suspiciously)
Cameron: (sigh) it's too much Mike I can't keep this up you have to tell Zoey the truth
Mike: I'll I swear please just give me a little more time say 10 years
Fabia: I don't think you'll have that luxury, Scott is using your MPD to make lose trust in you
Mike: what?!
Scott: (Digging with her hands.) over here! I think I hear them!
Zoey: (Kneels down) Really?
Scott: Would I lie to you?
Knuckles: are sure there are in there I can't hear anything
Scott: trust me
At that moment, Jo arrives
Jo: maybe I shouldn't leave jockstrap behind, how I'm gonna find that chest now
At that moment, Lighting appears, with scratches, torn clothes and a black eye
Topher: I told ya those things totally gave up after I lost most of my blood, mvp
Lighting then passes out on the ground, as his metal detector beeps, Jo opens the rock and finds the keys
Jo: The 2 keys! The small one must be for the cuff!
Jo then unlocks all the belts, which frees them all
Jo: (Looks at the other key) This one is old, like a treasure chest old...
She hear banging on the ground
Gwen: (On the ground) SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Jo: winner's circle here I come
Pans to the Maggots still digging
Cameron: hurry Jo and Lightning are here (look at the hole) how deep Chris bury them?
Knuckles: actually it doesn't look that someone has bury something here in years
Meanwhile Jo is digging with the metal detector until it touch the chest
Gwen: (on the ground) HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Jo smirk)
(Chris and Chef appear in the helicopter)
Chris: And the Rats win, for a chance
The Maggots gasp
Mike: what?! I thought you heard them right here (The Maggots, except Zoey, glare at Scott)
Jo keep digging until Dakota push her away
Dakota: I save you (she throws Gwen before grabbing Sam
Dakota: Sam! Dakota hug (Hugs him, Sam wakes up and looks at Dakota)
Sam: (confused and surprised) Dakota!
Confessional
Sam: whoa the girl of my dreams just got a thousand times more awesome
End of Confessional
Then we cut to the campgrounds where the Maggots and Sam were walking back to the cabins, and while Fabia was finishing her therapy session with Dakota, Mike pulls Zoey away
Mike: we have to get rid of the biggest threat of our team, so Cameron, Fabia and I are voting for Scott, you?
Zoey: (unsure) I haven't decided yet
Mike: well I know you'll make the right choice (walks away)
Scott: Mike says he's really grateful you're helping him with his problem
Cameron: (surprised) problem? He told you about his Multiple Personality Disorder?
Scott: (devious) nope but you just did (chuckles and Cameron face-palm)
Fabia: what's going on here?
Scott: (to Fabia) oh yeah, (pulls Fabia's notebook) thanks for the info (toss the notebook to her) and how to trigger his personalities (chuckles and walk away)
Both: uh oh
Confessional
Fabia: I don't which is worst that Scott no knows about Mike's MPD or that we can't even vote him off because of the statue... actually never mind there both bad
End of Confessional
Now we cut to the elimination ceremony, where the Maggots were there, Sam had sat on Dakota's lap
Dakota: (to Sam) Sam still like Dakota?
Sam: (I've always liked you mad hands are no mad hands, you were cute before but now you're like the hottest warrior in mutazoid five you're the Dakotazoid
Ella: "But I'm not a princess anymore"
Dakotazoid chuckles, and then suddenly kisses Sam and he then kisses her back
Chris: Ok, players the votes are tallied, and by a narrow margin tonight's loser is none other than-
Cameron: Wait, what about the marshmallows for the people are staying?
Chris: no can do, someone ate all of them when she was in the infirmary
Dakotazoid: me got munchies
Fabia: so that's why you were so sticky when I gave you my sis number
Sam: thanks for the number by the way, you really think she can help her with this?
Fabia: not completely but I'm sure she can at least made it manageable
Chris: as I was saying, the person going home tonight is... (contestants watch until...) Scott!
(Chef arrives with the toxic marshmallow in the box)
Zoey gasps, as Mike smile, Scott smiles too and stands up
Sugar: sorry but I ain't going nowhere (pulls out the invincibility figurine from his pocket and everyone but Fabia gasps in shock)
Mike: (shocked) what?!
Chris: The Invincibility Statue, nice that means Scott is safe, whoever has the next more votes is taking a ride on the Hurl of Shame and tonight thanks to Zoey and Knuckles the Dakotazoid is going home, for good this time
Dakotazoid shrugs as she keep kissing Sam
Zoey: her friendship was hazardous to my health, I had to vote her off
Fabia: (to Knuckles) and what about you
Knuckles: I like my limbs where they are, thank you
We cut to the Hurl of Shame, where Dakotazoid and Sam were in it, lovingly kissing
Chris: Ready for the Hurl of Shame, Dakota? (They don't answer) hello? (signs to Chef, and he pulls the lever sending both lovebirds flying) nice, two for the price of one, even though I three for the one last time come back for even more painful awesomeness next time on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(End Credits)
-VOTES-
Mike: Scott
Cameron: Scott
Knuckles: Dakotazoid
Zoey: Dakotazoid
Scott: Fabia
Fabia: Scott
Dakotazoid: Scott
-REMAINING COMPETITORS-
Toxic Rats: Jo, Lighting
Mutant Maggots: Knuckles, Mike, Fabia, Zoey, Cameron, Scott
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
18. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
17. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
16. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
15. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
16. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
15. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
14. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
13. Dawn, The Moonchild (Toxic Rats)
12. Brick, The Cadet (Toxic Rats)
11. Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject (Mutant Maggots)
10. The Dakotazoid (Mutant Maggots)
And here is one of the craziest and most out of control episodes, the mutation, the rescue and several wounds left, although they surely already knew that campers would be expelled
Like in canon Dakota still became the Dakotazoid but Fabia give her her sis number, and let's just you'll surprise when she came back in the finale
I also added that Knuckles vote for Dakota just because he was afraid of her mutant strength
The next episode the campers will merge and try to find keys to paint throughout the island, and a certain farmer will use someone to blackmail him to win the challenge and get rid of certain someone
Stay tuned for episode 12