This is a Naruto and Percy Jackson crossover.
Other Franchises will be included.
It was not long before they found themselves in a rather strange place, it reminded them of how Konoha had changed after so much technology had been developed, had they not had memories of such technology, they would both freaked out, but they had the memories of all the places they had been, and this made them realize that this was sort of a Greek city, but everything had been improved using technology in a pretty impressive way.
They both began to walk around and noticed many people walking around, some dressed in rather conservative-looking robes, but some wore robes in such a way that it was almost like they wanted to flaunt their physical appearance. Sasuke honestly was expecting them to die and appear again as children, but to be summoned as old men, what good would it do to them to summon two wrinkly old men?
As he walked around he fort of was surprised by what looked to be a woman who was also part bird, and no matter how many times he asked to move aside so he could walk by she wouldn't budge, the more this creature ignored him, the angrier he was becoming, so finally when he had enough, he simply grabbed something that looked like feathers and yanked them off her body. The lady without saying a word slapped him so hard he was sent across the park, and it seemed the entire thing was up in the clouds, As he soon realized he was plummeting to the ground, he quickly used substitution with a piece of lumber on the park and went towards the person that nearly killed him, but before he got a chance to ask why she did that, she took off flying calling him a pervert.
"What the hell is wrong with kids in this place? I asked her time and time again to let me by, and she simply ignored me, I chose the least violent way to get her to pay attention, maybe I should have used Chidori on her, but that would make no better than her, damn if you do, damn if you don't, and where the hell is Naruto, I am guessing we need to get to that large temple over there, if he also wants to meet our mothers, so they can tell us what the hell is going on!"
Naruto begins to snicker as he walked near him, Sasuke had a feeling that he saw everything that happened, and the only reason he didn't help him at all was simple, he was laughing his ass off so hard, that he could barely hold a breath. "Somehow I think you were at fault for doing that, If I didn't know any better I could swear that you were flirting with that monster so much that you kept her from hearing what I said and set all that up on purpose, you and your stupid pranks!"
Naruto quickly told him he did no such thing, but he would not deny that he found the entire situation funny as hell, "Hey at least you didn't end up getting one hell of a nutcracker kick, sent flying into the air, and landing head first into a pile of fertilizer like that time, but you are right, I wish I could have warned you about what you were grabbing, but like I said I found the entire situation far too funny, so I couldn't stop laughing, at least I placed that log for you to substitute with."
Now Sasuke was extremely upset, "Ok, you try to pull that sort of prank on me again, and you are eating flash-roasted Harpy for dinner, and it will be the one you flirt with you, and before you tell me that is cruel, I don't give a shit, two fucking hundred years and you are still fucking pulling pranks on me! Grow up, or pay the price!" At least he hoped that this made the situation quite clear, that he didn't appreciate this sort of thing. How dare that mother fucking bastard remind him of Filo, after she had been dead for so many years, and he never even got the chance to date her much less ask her to marry him.
As he walked towards what seemed to be the main temple of the city, Sasuke had to stop, turn around, and tell him if after that if he kept doing that, to expect a flame and lightning-infused spear enema. Naruto decided to put his hands up and say that he promised no more fucking pranks, as he complained that nobody could take a joke.
As they walked closer and closer to the temple, he could hear several people arguing and it seemed that at the very least the temple was not empty, As they walked through the main entrance, they saw that the main chamber had twelve massive thrones, each decorated with a different symbol, those must be the emblems of the person who sits on each of these, sort of like putting a name tag on a chair, an rather mature gentleman wearing a pin strip suit of all things was talking if not arguing with a woman that was seated on the throne right next to him, "That has to be Zeus and Hera so that only makes me think these thrones are one for each of the members of the pantheon, now where the hell do we find our irresponsible heartless mothers who never once bothered to check on us, mine should be by a Hearth, and I don't want to imagine where Artemis is, probably out hunting, or turning men into animals so she can hunt and butcher. Consider who her son is, I am not that surprised."
Naruto punched his friend in the gut and told him to knock it the hell off, They still needed to introduce themselves to both the King and Queen, and as soon as they did that, they could help them find Artemis and Hestia, since they will have questions about them and how did they both ended up having children. Sasuke wanted to avoid that, Zeus was not known for his patience or kindness, and Hera was well known to be a person who hated all demigods, not exactly the friendliest person to simply walk up to them unannounced and introduce themselves to like they just met at the bar of the local fucking pub.
"You don't trust them, that is the real reason why you don't even want to introduce yourself to them, admit it," Sasuke told Naruto That is part of his nature, he doesn't trust people simply by meeting them, they could have all sorts of malevolent and greedy intentions, so no, he doesn't trust people that easy, they must earn it.
"And you do realize Sasuke that both of them used to be our parents in other realities one the goddess sent us to the two other Percy Jackson timelines we went to I still can't believe that we were also the sons of Hades and Persephone but that doesn't matter right now does it let's introduce ourselves to Zeus and Hera and get this over with."
"As they went to the two main thrones, Naruto and Sasuke kneeled down as a sign of respect, but it was a wasted effort, Zeus and Hera were not paying attention to them at all, and were just continuing their argument, Naruto tried to politely gain their attention but Hera and Zeus were still arguing amongst themselves and did not hear either of them. Sasuke was already angry about what happened with the freaking harpy, and now this was enough to push him past his limits. He first threw a lightning-spiked ball at the very symbol at the top of one of the thrones, which made the energy flow downward shocking Zeus enough to gain his attention, and that is when Hera and he noticed the thirteen balls of fire in a circle formation, moving like it was a wheel.
"Good, we finally got your attention, We wanted to introduce ourselves, but you kept ignoring us to argue, The guy next to me is Naruto, he is the son of your daughter Artemis, hence your grandson, and I am the son of Hestia, which makes me your nephew, I am called Sasuke, now, by all means, throw some insults my way, call me a liar, or some other foolishness, because as it is I could use any excuse to let loose to make you or anyone else feel what it feels to be stuck inside a blacksmith's forge as a piece of iron, and no I am not kidding that is how bad my day is going right now that I would be willing to do that even if it was to both of you.
Zeus coughed and looked at the young man who had spoken, "You are right, we should not ignore our visitors, we did not notice that you already arrived while we were arguing so please accept our apologies, I must ask you a few questions, Did you say you are the children of Artemis and Hestia? Secondly, you wanted to introduce yourselves, but I must know why did you feel it necessary to enter our temple before the meeting even began? and last but not least, where did you come from? You two clearly are not from Olympus."
Naruto began to laugh and admitted that nobody had announced them or even noticed when they entered the place, which means the guards weren't paying that much attention to entering and leaving, it could cause all sorts of problems and security risks, such as a greedy bastard stealing something extremely valuable to the pantheon. "As you may or may not know in our world Artemis was punished and forced to take a human form and Hestia went with her, so their divine powers were sealed, so yes, they did in fact give birth to us, and we are their children but that was while they were in that human form, upon death they probably returned back here. We lived for over two centuries, so we had plenty of time to learn about our mothers family, and the reason why I am so deadly when it comes to tracking and long-range combat, and why Sasuke is a monster when it comes to using flame techniques."
He looked at Zeus before he continued in case he wanted to say anything about this, since he didn't he decided to continue, "As to why we entered we were long before we were reborn as we are, we worked as the servants of a goddess that manages all the many universes in all of reality, the fates asked her for her aid, and we were sent, since it would be an effort against a common foe. We entered the temple as we were instructed, also because I wanted to see my mother, who I haven't seen since I was a toddler." Upon hearing that Zeus through his lightning bolt to the sky to summon the other twelve Olympians as well as Hades and Hestia.
Upon hearing this apparently, Hera had finally gotten over the shock of what they did and decided to say that there was no way that Zeus's daughter would ever have a child not back then anyway most definitely if it was a boy, she is one of the virgin goddesses, and thus she would never be able to conceive a child. Upon hearing her words Naruto walked over to a small fountain by one of the large pillars, he placed his fingers into the water, it felt cold to the touch. "You say we are lying then let me put it to the test, I hereby swear on the River Styx, that I have spoken no lies to anyone present here, and that if my words are not true may the Styx claim my life, here and now."
A full minute has passed, and nothing happened, Nobody can make a vow on the river Styx and break it without paying the price, as much as Hera hated to admit it, it means that two of the virgin goddesses did in fact father these two strangers. "As to where we are from, we come from the elemental nations, specifically Konohagakure, or as most call it Konoha, otherwise known as the Village hidden in the leaves. I understand that you don't believe us, who would, but if you have any further doubts only the fates will be able to say anything more about this, Sasuke, That is impressive, but no need to show off your fire mastery like that, this will be resolved without having to attack them, so relax."
A few people looked like they knew the place where they came from, and some might even know some of the women from there if the way they looked was any indication. It was hard not to notice full-grown men blushing like teenage boys who just found their first crush while looking up in an almost dreamy way, it is quite clear these men had some memories they either enjoyed or treasured." it seems the women also were blushing.
Naruto looked at Zeus and pretty much told him, that there was only one trio of ladies that could truly explain things and tell him and them what this meant and what would happen. As much as he hated to admit it, and he disliked the way they sometimes explained things which were too cryptic for his liking. He had no alternative but to summon the Fates to come and appear before them, the three sisters of Fate appeared as Zeus raised his hand, almost like they were expecting this. When the smoke finally cleared they didn't look at all like they did when they were talking with the goddess, back then one was a young girl, one was a mature lady, and the third was an elderly woman, each was wearing clothes that would appropriate for someone the age they appeared as, however Naruto, Sasuke and the goddess knew what they truly looked like.
When they appeared in Olympus the Olympians could hardly believe their eyes, these three were some of the most stunningly beautiful women they had ever seen,. In their lifetime they had met quite a lot of very beautiful women, but they couldn't compare to these three. Sasuke told the Olympians to be sure to pick their jaw off the ground before someone stepped on it, to which Naruto punched him in the gut and told him to look at them and tell him what man or woman would not react the same after seeing a trio of extremely beautiful women dresses in form-fitting robes like that? Sasuke told him, someone, who was too young, married, or too old to bother like he was, they were over two hundred years old, and neither of them had an excuse to act like a pair of horny teenagers.
"We know why you called for us, good, the servants of that goddess are here, This should make matters easier, We once told you that no one in this world may change the fate of another, and that is true, only a person who is outside of fate may do that, and that is exactly what has happened here, an evil creature, that looked like an adult man, but is completely white in color, came from the universe where the original Konoha is, somehow he found a way into our universe, thus he brought energy from that universe into this one, it is called Chakra, he needs to gather as much of it as he can, to create more of himself, but he also needs to remain unnoticed, so to distract, he changed the fates in our universe to make any problem or conflict we have at least a thousand times worse, so we asked a goddess we know to aid us in eliminating that threat and trying to fix the damage that was done when fate was changed. These two are in fact the two very best the goddess has, and one of them is her husband."
One of them looked at Naruto and then at Sasuke, "As for what will happen it is quite simple, they know next to nothing about their current divine powers, and they do have those powers, so time will be reversed on them and they will become infants once again, all their current knowledge and skill shall be sealed into scrolls only they can read but only until they reach the appropriate age to go to Camp Half Blood. Till that day arrives they will have no memories of anything from before, they will be true infants, and they shall grow and be raised by their mothers, this will allow them to learn more about their divine powers and abilities, why? This enemy is much worse than even they realize and this will make them powerful enough to face this enemy, or the enemy shall succeed in their goal and all life in this universe shall die, as this monster consumes it."
Zeus had one more question, it was one that he couldn't forget given the fact that Sasuke was glaring at him with such utter hatred in his eyes, he had to ask, "Why does one of them seem to be angry at both me and Hera?" To Sasuke that was an obvious and stupid question. There were hundreds of reasons why so many people would be angry at him, but that one was obvious. The fates looked at both of them one with a look of pity, one with a look of sympathy and lastly one with a look of understanding.
"Very well, you shall have your answer, You should know these two are rather well known for being that goddess's best servants, as such they had to go to many different universes, so it should be surprising that both of them eventually could be called the children of all the big three since they have been the child of one of the three in one universe, so they are the children of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades, and their wives were their mothers, do you know what they all have in common? Not once did they stick around to raise them, not once, they all leave or were sent away when they did when they were children. They never checked on them or talked with them, so the answer is simply parental neglect, That is why he is angry, he knows how neglectful you and the other gods are to your demigod children. He is not angry for himself, but rather the injustice, after all in one universe he was your son, the God of Justice, can you expect less from your own son?"
Zeus was not expecting this at all, he had no idea that both of them had been in one of these universes been his sons, he expected a much more immature reason for that anger, but not this, "It is not something done because we want to, we must maintain our domains and our duties as gods keep us busy, there is also the fact that the more time a god spends with their demigod child, the less unbiased he is, and thus he tends to focus on their child rather than everyone. What would the punk know of the hardships and how much we gods sacrifice for the benefit of our believers and the world."
Sasuke decided to speak after hearing such a weak excuse, "Except, both I and Naruto know that sort of duty ourselves, and in some of these universes, we have to deal with things that make what you face seem like a picnic, and not once did we neglect our children or our wives. It seems you want me to solve this problem for you because you can't or won't, fine. Neither I nor Naruto ever heard a word from any of our divine parents, in the last one, I never heard even a whisper from Hestia, nor Naruto ever heard one from Artemis in over two hundred years. You want a solution, Once a month, the demigod gets to spend one weekend, three days with both their divine and mortal parent. That gives them time enough for them to feel like their divine parents care about them at all, get some advice and help from them, and the divine parent does their bare minimum as a parent. Does that solve the issue for you, oh Ruler of the Sky?"
He did not approve of the tone in his voice, but he had to admit, that to be able to spend three days with their children would be something nice not only for the children but also for the parents, hearing that in one of these universes he was his son, the hatred came from the sheer unfairness and injustice of the situation, so at least it made sense, and why he didn't glare at Hera as much as he glared at him. "If we make that at least once per year, I suppose that could work, one weekend with their divine parent, and a different month a weekend with their mortal parent, as for location, it has to be in a safe, and secret location, I guess the only place would be at camp. they can spend time in their cabins, but that does mean we need more cabins for those that don't have one of their own, and make them larger in some cases, but that is a minor issue and easy to handle."
Naruto asked why not add floors to existing cabins? Sasuke told him that shouldn't be a major problem, reinforce the structure to handle the extra weight, some stairs that can handle heavy traffic and it shouldn't be that difficult merely using the attic building it into another floor, and moving the attic on top. They could probably do that with a dozen shadow clones, and that includes preparing materials. "Except we will be here as infants growing up with none of those skills for a little over a decade. I swear I feel like my combat skills and accuracy are going to get rusty in that time, not happy about that."
Sasuke was quick to mention that him living with Artemis who is out on a hunt almost every day, and with the members of the hunt, that is not much of an issue, getting trampled by a bunch of girls that find him adorable might be an issue. They are all teens regardless of how long they live, stuck in puberty for all eternity, Sasuke called that a living hell. "You know that is an issue we need to address since we are voicing our grievances, I would like to ask Mother Dearest, so please allow the members of the hunt, to be able to change their age as they desire, if they wish to appear as teens they can or they can look as their actual age and look as adult women, it could be a great tactic, they are hunting a beast that devours humans, make one look weak and elderly to draw it in, and when he is focused on what he thinks it is easy prey, three other huntresses jump in for the kill. What? A four-person group is the basics for forming an effective team, at least for ninjas."
So Sasuke began to think back to good old team seven, and it made sense, him, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi, a four-member team. In fact, most teams were like that, "It is to cover all four directions of a compass, north, south, east, west, also called a diamond formation. Mostly used in escort missions where the target being protected would walk in the center of the formation. I would suggest that one of them learn some basic healing and emergency field medical treatments, I can't stress that enough, after all the times we only survived thanks to Sakura patching us up. Not that I will be able to ever tell her that, since she is long dead, but I am sure Naruto did at one point, he did marry her after all."
Artemis had to admit she was impressed upon hearing this, and from the son of Hestia of all people, it sounded like words from a person who had seen some serious combat, which made her wonder if he was like this, it meant that her son saw as much combat since he did mention they were on the same team, so they probably saw a lot of combat together. This was a double-edged blade, on the one side this made her feel proud of Naruto and think of the accomplishments he might have achieved, On the other she felt sad that this also meant he must have seen heavy combat, and she worried about how this affected her son.
Sasuke decided to say something that was still bothering him, and simply because Naruto would not fucking drop this issue, and he kept bugging him about it through their mental link. "Ok, I got to mention something, a certain fucking pervert will not shut his fucking trap about this, and eventually I hope to have some sort of a meal, and I don't want to have to eat that while hearing this bullshit. So here goes, Naruto wants the members of the Hunt to be able to act and live as actual adults, he wants them actually be able to enter into romantic relationships, date, fuck, and have children of their own, the only restriction he is willing to place is that they much be deemed worthy by Artemis, and that the children either join the hunt, or they go to camp brain dead, I mean camp half blood."
One person took offense to that, and asked what he meant by camp brain dead, Sasuke told him they developed no skills for strategic planning, and their combat skills were deplorable, only a brain dead moron would fight anything even close to a rare monster with combat skills as bad as this, it borders on suicide. "For those that don't know Ninja Academy is five years, and in those five years we are taught both mentally and physically, which to me is depressing that a student at the academy who is five can do more to kill a monster than a person who has trained for a decade at the camp, the level of training barely covers basic skills. I can shoot an arrow, have it multiply to be sixteen, hit sixteen vital points, and all while using one arrow, archery is not even something I am an expert in, Naruto could probably do that even better."
"So aside from the fact that he wants people to be able to date and the members of the hunt to have kids, those people they date, can either join the hunt, or their kids can join the hunt, or they can simply consider it a relationship that leads to the birth of a child, and as everyone knows those who join the hunt have to never again have sex, so the whole screwing for members of the hunt would be during the time there are effectively on vacation and temporarily leave the hunt."
Artemis was not happy to hear this but considering she had a child, she didn't have much room to argue about it, "Secondly he and I would like I mention improving the combat training that campers undergo, which should encompase theoretical and practical skills training. This should in theory make them more able to face dangers when they are called to go on a quest, lower the chances they might actually die from an avoidable mistake or inability to deal with a threat. Call me nuts, but I think parents would want their kids to be able to return fucking alive after a quest."
"The third thing we would like to ask is simple, We got to do something to help Hephaestus, he has done nothing to deserve to be forced to live like he is. If he will allow us we can undo the unfair harm that has been done to him, however, he should be warned that Naruto has this sick idea of changing the gender of a person and locking them in the form usually permanently, if that person's body is significantly damaged, so he should be aware that he could end up as a woman. I promise at the very least that by using my skills, he will no longer be considered a cripple, and any disability due to injury will be treated and his body shall return to normal, but again if Naruto finds his body too damaged or that the damage is too extensive, Hephaestus could very well end up the opposite gender to what he currently is."
After everything that had happened to him and everything others had done to him, he no longer cared, he simply looked at both Sasuke and Naruto and told them to give him their best shot, if they could repair his body great, if he couldn't at least they tried, as for the gender he didn't care, his own wife was cheating on him with Aries, and they didn't even hide it. She had two children with him as a result of her cheating on him, so if he was a guy or a girl it didn't fucking matter, cause the only person he would ever want to sleep with, is having too much fun in bed with someone else.
Hearing this they used their creation of all things, and indeed they molded his flesh like clay, They repaired everything that was broken, everything that was wrong, they even restored his vision as best as they could, but much like Sasuke warned him, Hephaestus at the end of the operation became a very beautiful, curvacious, sexy, red-headed, woman, the only thing they had to ask her is that she wear an eyepatch over one of her eyes, since apparently the treatment caused on her eyes to activate, and her divine eye simply refused to turn off. It didn't help that the first person after the treatment who saw Hephaestus was, in fact, Aphrodite, using her spousal privileges, one look at her and her eye must have triggered something in her because she immediately wanted to make out with her, and do much more intimate things.
"So yeah, I am technically normal, not a cripple anymore, but on the other hand, if I don't wear this fucking eyepatch, and Aphrodite sees me, she wants to fuck like she is an animal in heat, so not too happy about that. I can walk and do things a lot better so thanks a lot to you too, If you ever need a blacksmith come to me, I will always be willing to help you as you were with me."
As they saw this Aries was furious, This essentially made him lose his steady lover, and he was understandably pissed about this, so he walked over to them both glaring at them, looking at them like they were no better than bugs, "They say that the kids are the camp get lousy training, I say we don't change things till we get to test how well they can fight, I will be happy to fight both of them and put these punks in their place. "
He immediately created a dueling circle and called them both to come on and attack him, How much could a pair of idiots like them do to him, since he was the god of war. Following academy tradition they stepped into the circle and both did the sign of confrontation, Aries must have thought it a rude sign because he immediately began to try and punch one of them, then the other, they evaded every strike and looked quite bored while doing so, when Aries began to scream at them to stop dancing around and fight him like men, Naruto made twenty copies of himself appear and they each went and began fighting against Aries using a different style of fighting. The final punch was one from the gentle fist style and Aries was sent flying against one of the pillars but before he could move, five bars of purple energy were launched at him as they wrapped around his limbs and neck and held him in place against the pillar, were both Sasuke and Naruto gave him such a brutal beating he had no alternative to surrender as he begged them to stop.
Naruto looked at Zeus and smiled, "And that was us taking it easy on him, next thing we want to discuss is your understanding of marriage is draconian at best, marriage has evolved in the many centuries after the collapse of the Greek Empire, Hera I understand you hate him cheating on you, but no matter what you do, he is not going to change, so instead I suggest two things, change your marriage to be something called an open marriage, so if he can cheat on you, you can then sleep with whomever you desire, it is only fair, as for the children born from that infidelity they are innocent and since you no longer shall have that issue, you should stop trying to harm the children of Zeus, as you would not want him to harm the children you can have with your own lovers, again only being fair."
"And before you turn me and Sasuke into infants yet again, I have only one request from my mother, if I must be raised I want to grow up with her and the other members of the hunt, I am certain Hestia will want to come with us to also have a safe environment where she can raise Sasuke, and with you two working together, it will make the hassle of raising us both a little less troubling. as for Hephaestus he can change form between male and female at will, once he learns to control his body, so don't worry, you will not be stuck as a woman forever, although you do make quite the beautiful lady, in my humble opinion." Hephaestus was blushing as she heard what Naruto said.
Finally one of the three sisters of Fate decided to speak, "And for the last thing to be taken care of, Apollo shall be the one to be the father figure for these two, Young boys need a male role model, and as far as we can tell he is one of the best examples as he loves and cares for all his children since he will not be allowed to fool around in the place where the hunt call home, he will instead be given a list of women, we have foreseen that will have children with him, these children are necessary for the future and their birth must be insured."
Apollo wanted to object, but after seeing that the two young men were not exactly happy about this either, he came to understand that there may be something they could have in common, seeing their actions are moral outrage, he felt that while these kids will not be children of his blood, he would treat them as if they were. From the way they talked and fought, he could only see that these two would make him feel proud of being called his sons.
After this was said Sasuke only had one request, that the tent where they live in, is made by his mother using her divine power. One of the gods present asked why would that matter at all? Sasuke without missing a beat told him, that his mother is the goddess of architecture, and if anyone could design, build, or modify a place to be comfortable, safe, and durable for them to live in, it would be her. Hera only had one question before they left, and that was for how long does Aries have to be stuck on that pillar, and what would happen if he tried to push hard and remove those from his limbs?
Naruto told her not much, it would just feel like he got hit by a fully powered thunderbolt from Zeus, and it would disappear in about a week on its own as the energy dissipated into the air, Sasuke smiled and simply said that in other words for the next seven days, enjoy their new punching bag. Hestia asked why would he say that as they were getting ready to leave, he told his mother that if he was this much of a bully to them when they first met, chances are he has been a bully to others.
As they left they felt their bodies begin to shrink, and they knew what was happening, they were being turned into babies once again, as more of their knowledge was taken and stuffed into the scroll that was for each of them, the mothers and Apollo finally made it to the place where the members of the hunt lived, and sure enough Hestia could see why her son made that request, getting to work immediately making the tent they would live in as comfortable and safe as possible.