Megas WBM (War Battle Machine)
Disclaimer: I don't own Megas XLR franchise; it belongs to Cartoon Network and its creators. I do own the things I created; enough said.
Chapter 2; Wait a second, we're the bad guys?
Four weeks later… Saturday July 3rd 2004; 12:23 pm
It was another typical day in Atlantic City in July; Perseus was reading an Auto Mechanics magazine on his 1979 metallic gray Ford Mustang Convertible which was the head unit of his new Megas unit though his brother was a co-pilot with him and it was modified and colored to his tastes.
Perseus got the car for the robot after working multiple part time jobs to buy the parts needed for the car as it was handed down by a relative of his and he made sure it could function as a normal car and as the control unit with Kiva and Coop's help.
The new unit had a black and navy blue main body color scheme with gold lightning bolts on the arms, legs, back fins, and chest part with sliver for the limbs with the number 7 on the right side of the chest in metallic blue color while a USMC logo was on the left side.
He had flown in by himself because his brother had to work along with his older sister to watch Coop compete in a Hot Dog Eating contest sponsored by Nathan's on the Boardwalk.
The two became friends during the rebuilding of the Mecha Megas which he named Megas mark 2 because of their love for cars though Perseus was more focused on American cars and video games, but he spent most of his time weight lifting and working on flash animations for fun when video games weren't optional.
Coop rocked out on the fact he was a Marine, but asked during the restoration why he joined the US Marine Corps in the spring of 2000, Perseus just looked at him before speaking his response: the US embassy bombings in the 90's.
The image of those innocent people being slaughtered was his driving factor along with trying to get some dignity back to his family following the Vietnam War. Aside from that, he was in the Marine Corps Reserves meaning he wouldn't be needed unless it was urgent so though he served one tour in Afghanistan and Iraq respectively so for now, he was state-side so far though it could change as he was a good shot with his rifle and pistol.
He smiled at the fact he had new friends from New Jersey and was eager to try some of the new weapons that were installed into his robot.
Looking at Coop, Jamie, and Kiva at the contest through a pair of binoculars, he thought to himself, "Hope Coop understands what power we have been given. As Ben Parker from Spider Man would say with great power comes great responsibility."
As Perseus was watching Coop defeat his competition, up in space a group of fighters known as the S-Force were on their way to Earth to defeat Coop and Perseus because they thought Earth was being destroyed by them mainly Coop though.
Mac the leader was giving his team the run down, "Alright team, our mission is to take down that villain, his machine of destruction, and save this planet."
"What about that other one? The one that is similar to the blue one?" Argo the pilot of the Ape Zorp asked.
"I agree for he could be a partner or an apprentice of the evil one!" Duchess shouted as the group's lone female and pilot of the Panther Zorp. Jax the Kangaroo Zorp pilot agreed as well.
"He'll be dealt with once the evil tyrant is defeated." Mac replied quickly.
Solen the pilot of the Rhino Zorp asked out loud, "Maybe he could be an ally and he is trying to stop him and we are going to help him."
"Not likely Solen, he is bad as him." Duchess said sternly.
Back on Earth, Coop was dominating the completion with Kobarushi not far from behind him. The others including Goat and Tiny were starting to fall out of the contest.
"This was what I like to call the Heart Breaker." Coop said as he dumped several hot dogs into a jug of butter and drank it all with a satisfying smile.
Kobarushi was just kept eating slightly disturbed by this odd tactic. Jamie gave Coop the rock on gesture in approval, Perseus smiled from his point of view while Kiva just shook her head in annoyance.
Eventually in got down to Coop and Kobarushi with the two neck and neck at each other, but not for long as Coop did the final trump card; opening his mouth to show the chewed up hot dogs which made Kobarushi just get up and run to the nearest railing to vomit in disgust.
"And once again the winner of the Lord of the Large Pants is Jersey's own Coop!" The announcer shouted.
Coop was given a fake crown and cape modeled after a pair of large pants. Perseus made his way to Coop, Jamie, and Kiva after getting down from his robot to congratulate Coop. Jamie reminded Coop to stop eating because the contest was over, but kept on it anyway even though a staff person of the event was going to get rid of the remaining uneaten hot dogs.
"That's Coop for you. Once he starts eating, it is hard to get him to stop." Perseus said as he was walking up to Jamie. The group made their way to the two robots when Coop asked if anyone was up for ice cream.
"I'll pass," said Jamie.
Perseus looked away and spoke, "No thanks I'm good. Nice of you Coop though."
"How could you still be hungry after that, that, "Horror" show," said Kiva.
"It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite," said Coop as he thought back to how he was able to get the said refined appetite. He muttered quietly, "Many years."
"Hell Coop you could eat a fat sandwich from the R U Hungry stand and still be hungry for more," replied Perseus.
Kiva looked at Coop and spoke, "Speaking of training, we should get both you and Perseus back to it. Both of you still need to work on zero-g combat maneuvers."
Just as she finished saying that, a bright light appeared.
"What the heck is that?"
The light dyed down to reveal five people dressed in odd costumes before they stood up and did a series of acrobatics before coming together in a group formation in front Coop, Jamie, Kiva, and Perseus.
"Is there a convention going on here this weekend?" Perseus asked.
"Check out the babe." Jamie said while looking at the female of the group.
"There they are S-Force. Surrender villain and apprentice, both of your evil reigns are at an end!" Mac shouted while pointing at Coop and Perseus.
Confused, the duo looked at each other and Persus asked, "Who us?"
Coop then looked at his friends and then his fake crown and replied, "It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?"
"The way you do it should be..." Jamie said with a smirk.
"If it was, Coop you would be a repeated offender." Perseus said.
"Let's take them out before they can power up their robots of destruction," Solen said.
Seconds later, his fellow teammates replied with "Right!" response though Jack's was different.
Looking at the group, Kiva tried to talk some sense in the group while being ready to fight along with Perseus. Perseus on the other hand was puzzled as hell because Coop did more accidental damage than him and none of it was evil intentions as Kiva spoke up.
"Look, there must have been some misunderstanding we're not-"
"Enough of this, you won't find us easily defeated as the rest of this planet!" Mac replied sharply.
"We need both you and Perseus to get into your robots quick!" Kiva said to Coop and Perseus while getting into an attack pose.
No sooner she did she say that when the S-Force got into attack formation with Jamie fleeing like the chicken he was. making Perseus roll his eyes at the spineless behavior of Jamie, but shrugged it off as he went after him.
Kiva was first dealing with Mac and Solen who attacked first with Solen trying to deliver a flying kick which she dodged easily and turned to face Mac who tried to punch her, but she dodged it and kicked Solen at the lower legs knocking him down temporally and then delivered a flying kick to Mac in the face knocking him out.
Solen who got up commented on Kiva's fighting, "She's not bad for a human."
"How's this for not bad!" Kiva shouted who punched him in the face as she continued to fight Solen and Mac.
Coop was busy with Argo and the chubby member of the S-Force was trying to act tough to Coop. Perseus had gone to find Jamie rather than board his robot and would be dealing with his own fight soon enough.
"Alright big guy I'm taking you down!" Argo shouted with Jacks standing near him to help him fight Coop.
"Who are you calling big? I just got a lot of layers on..." Coop said confused.
Coop then dodged a punch and grabbed an object from a nearby vendor stand to fight which was oddly enough a singing mechanical fish which puzzled Argo which allowed Coop to knock him out with little effort. He proceeded to do the same with Jax who was punching Coop without dealing any injuries to the New Jersey man because of Coop's size.
Meanwhile Perseus had found Jamie and was trying to convince him to board Megas while Kiva and he would deal with the S-Force
"Come on Jamie move, it would be safer in Megas because I saw Coop head towards his robot and you should do the same!" Perseus said to Jamie behind a dumpster.
"Nah I just stay here until this blows over..."
He then saw the female member of the S-Force behind Perseus and tired to warn him, "Perseus behind you!"
The second Megas pilot turned and managed to catch her punch while she pinned Jamie to the dumpster with her left foot.
"Perseus run now please!"
Perseus tried to run after Jamie shouted, but was kicked to the ground by Duchess who let go of Jamie briefly to use her other foot to knock him to the ground. He got up, but was pinned to the ground while Jamie was held by Duchess' right hand while keeping her left hand cocked to punch him.
"So how are you doing and what are you doing later?" Jamie asked while trying, but vainly to calm the situation down a bit
"We're taking both of you two to the deepest, darkest cell in the most remote prison planet we can find..." Duchess said while looking at the duo.
"I mean after that," replied Jamie.
Perseus on the other hand reached behind him grabbing Duchess' left leg pulling her off of him and Jamie before delivering a punch to the gut allowing the pair to get away as Duchess soon got back up and started to fight Perseus in close quarters. Then suddenly a loud roar came from Megas indicating it was powered up; Perseus saw this along with the S-Force and Jamie.
"He's activated his death machine!" Solen shouted.
Mac gave the order to his teammates to head to their Zorps while Perseus made his way to his robot while Jamie and Kiva made their way to Coop. The S-Force summoned their Zorps and then disappeared for a moment to coop's bewilderment along with the others.
"Where did they go? This was just getting started..." Coop said.
"He guys did you see that chick? I think she digs me..." Jamie said while getting into the passenger seat of Coop's 1970 Plymouth Barracuda that was the head/control unit of Megas while Kiva sat in the backseat.
"Not likely Jamie with the way she was looking at us and so far, you're attempts at getting girls have failed.." Perseus said from his robot via a transmission.
Kiva got everyone's attention quickly, "Stay alert guys, something tells me that this is far from over."
Perseus nodded in agreement inside his car and prepared for battle. The interior was similar to Coop's car except it was a bit more late 70's to early 80's compared to Coop's car and it used other electronic components like PC, Mac, and various gaming system controllers and gear. That aside, Perseus got ready for battle and quickly left a voice mail message to his parents that he could be coming home a bit late.
One by one, the S-Force machines appeared in front of the two robots and were animals which were a kangaroo, a panther, a gorilla, a rhino, and an eagle.
"Your foul weapons of terror are no match for our Zorps!" Mac said from his eagle zorp.
"We'll teach both of you two how the S-Force deals with scum like you folks!" Solen said from his rhino zorp.
Jax muttered something that though it wasn't clear English, it was obviously meant for Coop and Perseus which Duchess agreed on, "That's right Jax only we won't be so nice."
Mac then proceeded to give the order for the team to engage Zorp power which the team said a part of a typical power up sequence in perfect unison with each other. Back in Megas and Megas WBM; Coop, Perseus, and Jamie looked at the zorps before Coop and Jamie started laughing at the robots.
"Nice robots!" Coop said with a smile.
"You said Zorps!" Jamie said seconds later not trying to burst out laughing.
While the zorps were still glowing, Coop just merely swatted them to the side while Perseus just pushed them aside soon afterwards with the entire group of zorps landing together in a pile.
"Piece of cake Oh I could go for some cake, or ice cream, or some ice cream cake!" Coop said after seemingly defeating the S-Force with Perseus.
"Are you serious Coop?" Kiva asked after seeing that he was still hungry even after that eating contest.
"It is not over so easily villain and apprentice, Prepare for defeat, form the Super Ultra Dimensional Magno Extreme Power Zorp!" Mac shouted from his Zorp to Coop and Perseus while doing a serious of arm gestures.
Coop cocked an eyebrow and asked, "What's a super power dimensional extreme? What did he say?"
Perseus heard what Mac said and it told him that the fight was just about to get ugly. True to his suspicion, the five zorps merged together to form a robot that had the ape and rhino for the legs, the panther and kangaroo for the arms while the eagle made up the torso, head, and wings.
"You had to ask Coop..." Kiva said from the backseat.
The S-Force megazorp was staring down at the two robots deciding who would be dealt with first as the leader Mac addressed both Coop and Perseus from the combined robot.
"We are the ultimate force for good throughout the galaxy and we have never been defeated."
"Oh ho, well there is a first time for everything..." Coop said calmly.
"Coop, I get what you mean, but it isn't making things better and sir if I may, we are not bad guys can't you see without properly knowing?" Perseus asked while trying to bring reason and calmness to the situation.
Jax said something that Coop, Perseus, Kiva, or Jamie didn't understand at all.
"What the heck did that thing just say?" Jamie asked while referring to Jax.
"Here comes your translation evil doers!" Mac shouted quickly.
With that said, the robot launched a twin beam attack on both Megas robots with one beam hitting each unit which caused them to stumble backwards and stopping on a beach though it wreaked a sand castle in the process much to the dismay of a pair of local kids.
"Whoa for a bunch of fancy pansy wimps they hit pretty hard..." Coop said confused.
Jamie looked at Coop and replied, "You think?"
"What else is new and what were expecting Santa Clause?" Perseus asked from his robot.
The S-Force robot shot up and tried to kick Megas, but it moved aside and stopped in front of an amusement park ride next to Perseus' robot that also moved to avoid being hit as well.
"Give up foul beings, you both can't win against us!" Mac said with the S-Force Megazorp robot pulling off a move.
"Look Perseus and I don't want to fight you guys. We just want to go to my place and eat rocky road ice cream while watching Armageddon.." Coop said with a reasoning tone.
"Glad to oblige, here is some rocky road and Armageddon for both of you to eat!" Solen shouted at the duo.
Seconds later, the S-Force robot picked up a chuck of ground which was a basketball court, broke it into two, and threw both pieces at Coop and Perseus which knocked both of them a good distance away. Coop landed next to a Pop TV music store while Perseus landed next to a sports store next door.
Coop having had enough spoke, "Fine then, you don't want to listen, let's do it the old fashion way."
"I like the old fashion way..." Jamie said as he put on his seat belt for the battle.
Coop then proceeded to get Megas up along with Perseus while grabbing a guitar and smashing it on the S-Force Megazorp robot with Perseus doing the same seconds later, but with a baseball bat.
"This is what I like to call getting smacked by the mafia!" Perseus said as he smashed the bat against the enemy robot from the side.
The S-Force robot was knocked backwards before falling down briefly before getting back up to attack once more at the same time Perseus and Coop ignited their robot's thrusters to attack by air which both groups did and smashed into each other, but it was Perseus and Coop who hit the S-Force robot while they did the same vice versa and all three of them landed on the ground with both Megas pilots getting frustrated at why the S-Force wouldn't leave them alone.
"Your delaying tactics won't work. Good will triumph." Mac said to both Perseus and Coop.
Kiva then looked at Coop and asked, "Coop, Perseus, are you sure neither of you did anything to them?"
"I never did anything to them, nor did Perseus. Did we?" Coop asked confused.
"Perseus not at all, but you Coop? Probably..." Jamie said calmly.
"Not to us, but we saw how both of you two were terrorizing this world. The S-Force came here to stop both of you two from causing more destruction." Mac said as he showed Coop, Jamie, Kiva, and Perseus a video of their supposed destruction they caused including the testing of the Megas Mark.2.
Coop looked at the footage and asked, "Wait can I get a tape of that?"
A few seconds later Coop then came to a realization, "Wait, Perseus and I are the bad guys?"
"Well duh..." Jamie said sarcastically.
"To them it looks like it..." Perseus said from his robot.
"I can see how this looks, but you must understand Coop and Perseus are-"Kiva didn't finish before Perseus interrupted her.
Perseus then spoke, "Hold on please. Coop and I are good guys' not bad guys because things seem to get out of hand for Coop sometimes. I myself never would harm any civilian in my life you guys."
"Nice of Perseus to try to talk this over, but I don't like that he interrupted me.." Kiva said sternly.
"I am sure he didn't mean it Kiva and I agree with him..." Coop said with a smile.
Then a deep sinister voiced chimed in from nowhere, "Don't be so modest you two."
"Oh no Ender!" Argo shouted as the enemy came in laughing toward the three robots.
"Our most hated enemy and threat to galactic peace. I should have known you two would have the nerve to be working with him. Do your evils know no bounds?" Mac said.
"Neither Perseus and I know him. We're not evil and we told you guys many times we're the good guys! The good guys!" Coop shouted in anger.
Unfortunately, he hit a switch that turns Megas' hands into flying rockets that hit the S-Force Megazorp robot and split them back into their individual Zorps making Perseus facepalm at this.
"Smooth move Coop. Really Smooth idiot!" Perseus said to himself.
"Well if they if they had any doubts before they do now.." Kiva said annoyed.
Ender was on the other hand clapping at what Coop had done while Perseus just stood with him shaking his head inside the car/control unit. The red and black villain then looked at the two mechs with sinister intentions.
Ender spoke to Coop and Perseus with a smug look, "Well done partners, you two have done something I have could have never done at all and a fine day it is. The tiresome S-Force is finally defeated and out of my way."
Ender then kicked the pile the S-Force zorps made before continuing, "Plus I have a pair of new allies against the forces of good and to rule the universe together."
"Whoa, whoa, slow down chief. Who the zorp are you?" Coop asked confused.
"Yeah who the hell are you?" Perseus asked seconds later as both pilots were leaning out their car windows, but not too far so they could hear.
"I am Ender. I end things; people, planets, life, and galaxies." Ender said darkly.
Coop was confused and asked, "Right and what were you talking about again?"
Looking at the S-Force for a brief moment, Ender continued talking, "The final stumbling block in my bid for universal domination has always been the S-Force, but now I am free to conquer and destroy or destroy and conquer or just destroy."
"Those guys?" Jamie asked from Megas.
Smirking at Coop and Perseus, Ender spoke once more to the two robots as he laid a hand on each of them, "Now the S-Force can no longer stop me and for that I thank you blue one and I love that you are training another to be as bad as you."
Duchess spoke out in disgust at seeing Ender praise the two robots for defeating them, although it was Coop who did it and Perseus did nothing to stop him from hitting them.
"We knew you two had to be in league with Ender."
Taking Ender's hand off of him with Perseus doing the same, Coop spoke out, "The only league I am in is the Jersey City Bowling league and we're no threat to the planet or the universe."
"Or the other teams." Jamie said with a smirk.
"The shirts are nice though." Coop said calmly.
"Hey douchbag, the only leagues I belong to are the USA Midwest Auto league and US Marine Corps so go screw yourself." Perseus said annoyed.
Ender didn't seemed bothered as he spoke, "Think about it, together the very foundations of time and space will tremble at our approach, we will be unstoppable, and I can train your apprentice even better to be more evil."
"Come to think about it, it already does..." Jamie said quickly.
"You're not helping Jamie." Kiva said sternly.
"No way pal I'm a good guy along with Perseus. It is who we are and what we do." Coop said quickly.
Ender looked at the city before returning his gaze to speak at the Megas duo, "I see that. You can drop the act now you two. I need a pair of guys who are equally bad to crush this world and countless others."
"Sorry pal, not interested neither is Perseus." Coop said while adjusting a review mirror.
"Yeah major douchebag." Perseus said while flipping the bird at Ender.
Seeing that Coop or Perseus would not help him, Ender decided to take care of them quickly and spoke, "A pity it would have been glorious. If neither of you will help me in universal conquest, then join the S-Force in defeat and destruction!"
"Great all of this talk was boring Perseus and me. We'll prove-"
Coop didn't get to finish when Ender punched him to the ground while kicking Perseus to the ground as well as he held a sword in his right hand while looking at the Megas duo.
"As Coop was trying to say, we'll prove that we are the good guys even if we have to beat you into a mushy pulp of nothingness and possibly wreck the city in order to do so!" Perseus shouted.
Perseus then grabbed the top of a vacant building with Coop doing the same and both were trying to hit Ender so they could prove to the S-Force that they were good guys or in Perseus case, his allies as some in the Middle East saw the Megas WBM pilot as a bad guy, but Ender was a bigger threat now.
Ender easily dodged both attacks and sliced both building chunks. This force the duo back and Ender tried to slice Coop down with his sword, but Coop caught the blade with Megas' hands while Perseus tried to attack Ender from behind, but Ender looking over his right shoulder saw this and purposely lifted his blade up and side step the attack so Perseus would slam into Coop in which Ender kicked the duo which sent them flying into a building and onto the S-Force.
Coop getting up said, "This guy is tougher than I thought."
Grumbling from his robot, Perseus countered by saying, "What was your first clue then huh?"
"Main systems offline, we're down to 10 percent power, same for Perseus." Kiva said with concern.
"We could always join his side." Jamie said.
"Little late for that now Jamie." Perseus said from his robot.
Coop and Perseus both got up and before either could finish what they were going to say, Ender punched both of them sending them both back down again preventing them from stopping him.
With both down, Ender turned around and begun to destroy the city, but not before saying one last thing to them, "I think I begin my path of universal destruction starting with this little planet."
Back in Megas, Coop managed to get Megas standing with Perseus doing the same with his robot. Ender was busing causing damage to Jersey City, but it wasn't entirely from Coop though.
"Coop, Perseus. We have to stop him!" Kiva shouted from the backseat of Megas.
"This isn't over yet!" Coop replied while pushing on the gas making the engine rev.
"He's heading for Union City!" Kiva said.
Jamie looking deadpanned spoke, "Let him have it,"
"Dude, are you on our side or that Ender dude's side?" Perseus said from his robot.
"Relax Perseus, I got a plan, check this out." Coop said while sending him his plan and to the S-Force.
"This is your plan Coop?" Kiva asked as she looked at it from her holo computer.
Perseus cocked an eyebrow and spoke, "Coop, you're crazy, but this is insane and it has a fifty-fifty chance of working."
Inside the Zorps, the S-Force received Coop's plan and had a similar reaction to Perseus which Mac spoke, "What?! We fight Ender ourselves, we'll never join the likes of you two."
"This is the most offensive attempt at military history I have ever seen!" Duchess shouted while Jax said something which meant he agreed with Duchess.
"I don't understand-"
Solen didn't get to finish when his zorp's walls started to get closer to him which was Coop trying to fit his zorp onto his robot like a boot much to his surprise as this was very strange.
"Put me down fiend!" Solen shouted from his zorp.
Kiva looking at her screen looked up and spoke, "We're powering up Coop. I think your insane plan might actually work."
"It isn't over yet..." Jamie said bored.
Meanwhile, Coop continued to fit the Zorps onto him sort of, he was pushing Jax's zorp onto the left arm of Megas. Duchess saw this and tried to help, but she soon found herself being forced on the right arm Megas.
Coop made sure that Perseus was receiving power by pressing a button which was "Feeding power to my buddy" that shot a cable from one of Megas' fins and attached to the right back fin of the Megas Mark 2.
"Thanks man!" Perseus said while calibrating the excess energy.
"No problem man." Coop said as he was forcing Argo's Zorp onto Megas' right leg and foot as Argo was just crying out that is beautiful zorp was being ruined.
"Oh quiet winning!" Perseus shouted.
Coop was busing calibrating the power for both his and Perseus' robots that had a meter that went from: low energy to are you kidding me!? Mac tried to attack Coop, but was grabbed by Perseus and put onto Megas' back.
With everything done, Megas now looked weird with all the Zorps on him and the Megas Mark 2 was fully powered up. Coop almost fell backwards had it not been for Perseus. Coop apologized and told himself that he should've calibrated the extra weight. With that done, the S-Force, Coop, Kiva, Jamie, and Perseus went off to face Ender and defeat him for good.
Meanwhile, Ender was causing destruction and was about to eat the passenger section of a blimp he destroyed when Coop called him out, "Alright pal put down that blimp or put it back up."
Ender just tossed him the passenger section which Perseus caught and put down on the ground with the civilians flee from the battle as Perseus escorted them away before returning to Coop.
"Look at what you have done to the S-Force's zorps. Insult to injury and that is just plan mean. I knew that you and your friend were bad..." Ender said while looking at the two robots.
Infuriated, Coop began his signature rant, "Alright pal I was just doing my thing along with my pal Perseus when some robot riding circus freaks jump both of us and you had to show up and started bashing the town. For some bizarre reason, everyone keeps calling Perseus and I the bad guys. We may not be the best guys, but we sure are not bad guys,"
He then asked the S-Force if they were ready which Mac answered no with Argo still complaining about his zorp making Perseus just facepalm at this moment as the battle was about to start.
"I am ready Coop!" Perseus shouted and with that said, the final battle began.
Coop made the first move by flying up and diving for Ender which pushed the red and black villain to the ground, but not for long as Ender forced Megas/S-Force off of him and tried to hit them by turning his sword into a whip which Coop countered easily with Jax being made dizzy due to his location on Megas.
Coop then signaled Perseus to fly with him to attack together with Coop hitting Ender which caused him to lose altitude with Perseus firing on him with his lower arm guns, but Ender using his weapon grabbed Coop and tried use him as a ball and chain weapon against Perseus which he dodged and continued to fire upon Ender being careful not to hit Coop and the S-Force.
Coop then grabbed the whip and pulled himself forward and pushing him, the S-Force, and Ender to the ground with Perseus hot on their tails. As soon as the dust cleared, Perseus landed next to Coop and the S-Force and before he could ask, he was soon swatted to the side by Ender who proceeded to punch Megas repeatedly while laughing. During the beating, Coop noticed something on his monitor and it was called Omicron 13.
"What is this Omicron 13 thing?" Coop asked.
"No! You've destabilized the wave pattern! Who knows what will happen, don't activate it!" Mac shouted with concern.
Coop of course activated it and twin beams of energy shot out and missed Ender destroying an Art museum in the process making Perseus just groan in annoyance at this poor shooting Coop did.
Perseus on the other hand thought: "Things can't get any worse right?"
Mac told Coop that what Coop shot was their ultimate weapon Ender saw this bad move and was about to deliver a fatal blow when his sword started to get pulled backwards by an unknown force which was a swirling pattern which was like a black hole, but on earth.
"Coop you just opened a matter-anti-matter rift!" Kiva shouted.
"Is it that bad?" Coop asked.
While keeping himself from getting sucked in, Perseus spoke up, "Based on what it looks, yeah it's bad."
"You've doomed us all! Not just this planet, but the entire universe. I knew you were both bad I just had no idea how..." Ender said one last time before being sucked into the matter-anti-matter rift while laughing.
"Uh, how do you stop this rift thing?" Coop asked Kiva.
"You don't it just keeps eating until it has consumed everything.." Kiva said.
Then Coop got an idea and spoke, "Eating huh? If there is one thing about eating is over-eating. The trick is pacing and if you don't do that, you won't last long."
Seconds later while speaking to Kiva, he fired the Omicron 13 again which opened a second matter-anti-matter rift which drifted to the first one and caused both to disappear.
Mac saw this and spoke, "Amazing tactic, one rift ate another!"
"And they cancelled each other out." Duchess said with a smile.
"Incredible! You and your friend really are good guys and you both saved the universe and defeated Ender!" Solen said.
"(Sniff) I admit that was good and your friend made sure not to hit us while attacking Ender." Argo said while getting emotional.
Jax agreed though he was shaken by Coop moving Megas' hands together while Perseus just chuckled at this sight before thinking about how the Marines would take to him owning a mech.
"Now then who is up for some ice cream?" Coop asked which shortly after Jax's zorp fell off and almost hit the ground, but was caught by Perseus and everyone started laughing in happiness.
A bit while later…
Coop was putting his latest Lord of the Large Pants crown next to the others and stepped back to admire his latest achievement on his shelf of achievements which included his picture of Megas with the GCCF belt and the one with him with Perseus, Jamie, Kiva and his siblings in front of the completed Megas Mark 2 which was dubbed Megas War Battle Machine and the name stuck, but Kiva called it the Megas Mark 2.
"I wonder what Duchess is up to?" Jamie asked out loud.
"You know the S-Force guys aren't so bad. For a bunch team of goodie super hero space dorks.." Coop said with a smile.
Kiva looked at Coop and spoke, "Well you did manage to save the earth again and are a good guy along with Perseus."
"Yes I did thank you very much along with Perseus and I know he'll get better because this was his first real bad guy battle. Plus both of us gave the S-Force some pointers before they left." Coop said to Kiva's comment which made Kiva shudder at what the two had done to them.
Back at the S-Force's home base, Kiva's fear did happen sort of. The duo's habits had spread onto them: Argo was asking Solen if he was up for a burger eating contest, Jax was reading Much Ado about nothing, and Mac was watching the various programs on the different channels American TV's got including National Geographic which he thought they were cool.
All of them thought these were awesome including a promo for the new upcoming series Seconds from Disaster which the first episode was about the Air France Concorde crash and they decided to pay more attention to enjoying life while they could while still doing their duties. Duchess busted in her Zorp decked in yellow flames and sliver lighting decals.
"Hey check me out Yo!" Duchess said and did a move with her Zorp which wrecked their meeting table which didn't bother them because they would repair it anyway.
"Rock on!" Argo, Mac, and Solen shouted together.
As they left to have more fun or go on another mission, Targo appeared and voiced his concerns over the team's condition, "Is the best peace keeping force in the universe ruined? I hope I am wrong and I hope those two earthlings didn't affect the team too badly or things won't be pretty in the future."
A/N: as you can see, the S-Force has been affected by Coop and Perseus and it is mixed because Coop is lazy while Perseus is more noble and serious, but both are good.
I tried to make the battle as good as I could, but I am not that great, but I'm not terrible. This chapter is longer than the first one and Perseus will get better because this was his first battle after all. R and R and no flames okay. Bye everyone.