Megas WBM (War Battle Machine)

Disclaimer: I don't own Megas XLR franchise; it belongs to Cartoon Network and its creators. I do own the things I created; enough said.


Chapter 9: Revenge of Magnanimous

Sunday September 12th, 2004; 5:00 pm


It was a quiet late afternoon in Jersey City. In Coop's basement, Coop and Perseus were both watching an alien movie with Jamie, Kiva, Alex, and Perseus' older brother Luke who had time off, but had to get back to work the next day.

They had spent the day for the Megas WBM flying to Jersey and once there, they did some demolition work for a construction company before they sparred for a bit before watching a movie.

After the film was done, Coop got up and spoke, "Yeah! That monster rocks the house! Bug-ra super punch and it gets better every time I see it!"

"Don't you say that to every monster Coop?" Perseus asked with annoyance.

"That's considering that it's been the eight time this weekend that you've watched it..." Kiva said nearby.

"Smashing giant monsters and watching giant monsters smash cities never gets boring..." Jamie said.

Kiva looked at Jamie and spoke, "Didn't we just do that just now?"

Outside, a foreign object was still wedged on Megas' left hand while Megas WBM still stood still. Jamie looked away and spoke, "Yeah, but in movies no one is trying to kill me."

"Oh please, giant monsters are always trying to kill and destroy everything which almost happened to the historic liner the SS United States thanks to Coop unintentionally, but thankfully Kiva made Coop double check on the monsters which he did before that historical ship was wrecked in time which is now being fixed up as a floating hotel. It should be ready by 2007 or early 2008 and I can't wait to see it..." Perseus said while glaring at Coop and Jamie with an annoyed expression.

"What's so great about that ship anyway? I've never heard you making a big deal of that old ship." Kiva said.

"What? You've never heard of the SS United States? A ship that got a blue ribbon in speed across the Atlantic and not to mention, my grandparents on my mom's side went to Europe and back on that ship along with making a few friends who were African American in the process as well so it's a part of my history. Let me guess, the Glorft destroyed it?" Perseus asked.

Kiva nodded as Coop spoke up, "Uh guys, what day is it?"

"Uh Thursday?" Jamie asked.

"It's Sunday you moron..." Kiva said.

"It is?" Jamie asked.

Coop looked at the video case and spoke, "Aw man, the movie is due back today."

"Why don't you buy the film so you don't have to worry about rental fees?" Alex asked while being very annoyed.

Coop ignored the suggestion, looked at the VCR as the time changed to 5:01, and spoke, "The dudes at Vid-Hut are going to make me pay a late fee again."

"That'd be the fourth one this month, you know they might cancel your membership Coop..." Jaime said.

Coop's eyes widened which he then spoke with fear in him, "Cancel my membership?"


Coop then got up, got the tape out of the VCR, put it away in the case, and walked out to his mech with Jamie and Kiva following behind while Perseus, Luke, and Alex went to Perseus' mech a second later.

As the two mechs were in traffic, Coop spoke, "Man, I can't stand losing my membership at Vid-Hut."

"Yeah, you would have to get one at Mega Buster..." Jamie said.

Coop growled at the thought of it as he imagined himself going to that store and not getting what he wanted as the store according to Coop's fellow residents like Tiny only carried family-only films.

Snapping back to reality, Coop spoke as the light changed color, "I hate Mega Buster Video."

Just as the two Megas mechs had started to cross the street, all of a sudden a random robot appeared looking like Mr. T. The mysterious robot then spoke much like the real-life Mr. T which Luke couldn't help, but chuckle silently.

"I am T-bot! Feared as the best! The Maddest! The worst-to-had bot in this quadrant!" T-bot shouted.

T-bot then pulled out a pair of double-ended axe blades and spoke again, "Prepare to be pulverized!"


Everyone looked at the robot and wondered one thing; what the heck was going on here today? Coop just stared at the robot along with Perseus and both honked their respective car horns to tell the robot to get lost.

"Hey pal, where are you from New York? Light's green buddy!" Coop shouted.

T-bot then bent down and spoke to the Megas duo, "I am here to tenderize, pulverize, and smash all of you along with-"

T-bot didn't finish as both Coop and Perseus directed their mechs past T-bot clearly having other things to deal with rather than dealing with a mech-like version of the famous Mr.T actor.

"Later chump, I have a video I need to return and avoid a late fee..." Coop said.

"Who the heck was that?" Jamie asked.

"Who cares?" Coop and Perseus said together.

It was then that a voice that Coop, Jamie, and Kiva recognized spoke out, "I care…."


The six humans followed the voice and to Kiva, Jamie, and Coop's shock, it was none other than Magnanimous a bit with a scar across his right eye. He had what looked like four camera drones flaking him. Perseus, Luke, and Alex on the other hand wondered who this Galactis-jive clone was.

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, I am-"

Magnanimous didn't finish when Coop spoke, "Magni-moose."

"Dude it's Magni-numinous..." Jamie said.

Coop kept incorrectly guessing Magnanimous' name while the being in question started to get irritated when Kiva spoke up, "Magnanimous."

Magnanimous clapped his tiny hands and spoke, "Glad to see you recognize me sweet heart."

Perseus then looked at Magnanimous and asked while pointing at Magnanimous, "Who the hell is dork? Some Marvel villain wannabe?"

"That's Magnanimous Perseus and he's a very dangerous foe..." Kiva said from Coop's mech

"How did you survive that quantum singularity?" Kiva asked.

"Oh it wasn't easy..." Magnanimous replied rather darkly to the question.

Kiva then glared at Magnanimous and asked, "And what are you doing here?"

Magnanimous looked at Coop's mech not yet noticing Perseus' mech spoke, "Oh nothing much, just fulfilling my duties as chairman of the Galactic Combat Championship Federation."

Magnanimous then turned to one of the camera bot drones and spoke again, "Filming the champ defending his title that's all."

"Wait I got it, its magnonamous..." Coop said.


Magnanimous sighed and turned around to face Coop while speaking as T-bot was flexing nearby, "I forgot about this part. Look kid, I got to get my empire back up and running so to do that, I need you the champion to fight T-bot near me."

The villainous Magnanimous pointed first at Coop then to T-bot nearby which T-bot spoke again, "I am programmed to test, detest, to dethrone the reigning champion!"

Magnanimous smirk and spoke into one of the camera drone bots, "And I want to do that live across the galaxy!"

Coop sat in his seat, smiled, and spoke, "Defend my title huh? Across the galaxy?"

"Dude, don't you remember? This guy almost killed me last time! Remember?" Jamie asked with worry.

Kiva leaned forward and spoke, "Yeah Jamie, he almost killed you along with you and Coop. Not to mention nearly destroyed Megas. Coop, walk away from this backstabbing liar before things get out of hand."

Magnanimous heard what Kiva said and replied, "Easy with the name-calling sister, let's not argue about who tried to kill who and what? This time, the champ and I will be partners!"

"Partners huh?" Coop asked.

"Oh yes, I'll cut you in all broadcast revenue and action figure sales..." Magnanimous said darkly.

Coop's eyes sparkled and he asked out loud, "I get to have an action figure of myself?"


He then imagined himself as an action figure buying as many of him much to the dismay of children as figures of Jamie sat untouched nearby. Kiva snapped Coop out of his fantasy quickly knowing what Magnanimous was known for.

"Forget it Magnanimous! We're not going to be part of anything with you including Perseus, his family, and his friend Alex! Coop, just walk away..." Kiva said.

Magnanimous looked at both mechs fully now which he was surprised to see another mech like Megas and made his move to try and convince Perseus to fight for him instead of Coop. Perseus on the other hand wasn't about to be swayed easily due to his time with Coop talking about him along with Kiva.

"Excuse me but-"

Magnanimous didn't finish when Perseus interrupted him by dropping a certain curse word at him while doing the old American tradtion of flipping the bird at him as unlike Coop, he had no intrest for working with someone who had dark intentions or hidden agendas.

"Go f*** yourself trash can..."

Magnanimous was taken aback by this insult and spoke to Coop, "Come on, are you going to let some back seat driver what to do? Besides, you Coop did destroy my arena and left me broke so, you owe me one."

Coop glared at Magnanimous and spoke, "Owe you, listen you wacko floating trash can, I won the title even though you cheated."

"Ha, ha, ha! Come on, it was a fair fight!" Magnanimous shouted.

"Yeah if you call a fight rigged with booby traps and death rays fair..." Jamie grumbled under his breath.

Coop agreed and spoke, "Yeah! I don't have to do nothing for you! Now out of our way, we're going to the video store."

Magnanimous then pulled a sneaking one on Coop and spoke, "Oh? Then you leave me no choice. As chairman of the GCCF, I Magnanimous on live galactic broadcast hereby revoke you title."


Magnanimous then spoke the same thing he said to Coop on live TV which was broadcast across the galaxy including an alien bar as the screen showed Coop's Champ became Chump.

"What!? You can't do that! He can't do that!"

Kiva looked a bit surprised and spoke, "Do what? Coop just ignore him."

"My Federation, my rules, sorry kid it's my way or the quad spectrum highway..." Magnanimous said arrogantly.

"Losing your title in the most humiliating way possible, an administrative upset." Jamie said.

Magnanimous chuckled and spoke while looking at a camera bot drone, "In front of countless millions across the galaxy!"

"I don't know what you're up to Magnanimous, but it isn't going to work with us!" Kiva shouted.

Kiva then looked at Coop and spoke, "Coop calm down, it's just a title."

"Kiva, without it, I'll be a nothing." Coop said bitterly.


Coop then daydreamed of looking at photos of him of Kiva and Jamie defeating the Glorft instead of him, losing to Goat in a Hot Dog eating contest, losing to Tiny in an Auto show contest, being beaten by Perseus in a mech arm wrestling match, and Jamie beating him in a video game tournament.

Coop then spoke after snapping out of his daydream, "What will I do? A champ with no title, it's like Crawfish nuggets without BBQ sauce."

"And oh by the way, only the champ gets the belt so hand it over..." Magnanimous said.

Coop glared at Magnanimous and spoke, "I ain't giving you back that belt! It's mine!"

"Not anymore pudgy!" Magnanimous shouted.

Perseus glared at Magnanimous and spoke, "Hey trash can, we don't you go and get the hell out of here or you'll learn the hard way about America style pain!"

Kiva saw what the pilots were about to do and spoke, "Coop, Perseus, that guy is trying to push both of you into a fight. Don't listen to him."

"For once, I agree with what Kiva says here as much I hate to say it..." Jamie said.

Coop glared at Jamie and spoke, "No way, as long as that belt hangs in my garage, I'm still the champion."

Perseus then face palmed at what Coop said as it gave Magnanimous an idea, "So I can get you to fight by getting that belt?"

"Coop, just let him have it." Kiva said.

Magnanimous then spoke to T-bot at the same time speaking into a camera drone, "You heard the fat one T-bot, tear his place apart and get yourself a championship belt hah, hah, ha!"

"Consider it grabbed, dammed, and utterly re-hade!" T-bot shouted.

Coop looked at T-bot and spoke, "You think that Mr. T wannabe is going to stop Perseus and I?"

"Oooh, good point..." Magnanimous said.


With one press of his button on his outfit, he summoned five more bots to challenge the Megas duo; a red and dark brown bot, a warlike bot, a green and gold bot, and a construction-like bot.

Magnanimous then spoke to the six robots, "New rule boys, you want to be the champ? You got to get that belt and make it as painful for the Earthier and his associate as possible."

While the Megas duo was surprised at this, Magnanimous spoke again to his galaxy-wide audience, "Stay tuned for Metal Massacre The Rematch! Only thirty credits or miss out on all of the action."

Perseus then looked at Coop and spoke, "Nice going Coop, now we'll be even later to the store now."

"Hey man, at least this time I got back up to defeat this chump unlike last time!" Coop shouted.

"Sometimes, you two argue like an old married couple..." Luke said while shaking his head.


On the other hand, Magnanimous continued to speak, "The reigning champion Megas piloted by none other than Coop from Earth with all of the girth must defend his title from multiple challengers!"

Just before any alien across the galaxy could start betting, Magnanimous then spoke a surprise, "But wait ladies and gentleman! This time around the Earthier has a tag partner! Megas 2 piloted by the foul-mouthed Earthier Perseus with all of the grit and seriousness! Will he help the champ or take the belt for himself? To be frank, he'll help the Earthling, but you decide!"


In one bar, an alien spoke to a bar tender, "Give me 450 on the blue one!"

"You got it as I'll be placing 500 on the mysterious tag partner helping the blue one for the guy next to you!" The Alien bartender shouted.


On another planet, another bet was made by an alien shouting, "700 on both the blue one and the black and silver one!"

Magnanimous then spoke again to his audiences while showing the bots challenging the duo, "Who will smash Megas and his partner to a pulp? Will it be T-bot? Flex the Flattener? Devastator the Destroyer? K-rusher? Or the notorious Ro-bolivian?"


Back on Earth, Kiva spoke to Coop, "Coop, Perseus this doesn't make sense, why would Magnanimous try so hard to get both of you two to fight?"

Magnanimous floated in front of the two Megas mechs and spoke, "It's time for the metal robot ruckus!"

Then all six robots ran past the Megas duo with two of them knocking them down while the rest ran past them. Both mechs quickly got back up and Coop was the first to speak.

"All right, you boys want a fight, you all got it!"

Both Megas and the Megas WBM took off to stop the six bots from destroying Coop's garage while Magnanimous watched the action hoping that he would get the fight he wanted.

"Now that's more like it, go get softened up for me boys..." Magnanimous said ominously.

The two Megas mechs flew past the charging robot army to intercept them before they reached Coop's home. Using a series of buttons, Coop delivered a flying kick to the orange K-rusher robot sending it to the ground.

Coop and Perseus then stood in front of the other robots and Coop spoke, "You think you chumps can-"

Coop didn't finish as he and Perseus were both knocked to the ground by K-rusher. Magnanimous spoke to his audiences on the fight, "It looks like K-rusher is back in the game while T-bot is in the lead."

T-bot continued on his path towards Coop's home while the Megas duo got up and Jamie spoke up, "Dudes, that guy is heading for Coop's home."

"No, my mom is home and she'll kill me." Coop said.


Both mechs then charged to stop T-bot and the rest of the robots while T-bot arrived at Coop's home. T-bot looked at the garage briefly before speaking to a camera drone.

"I am T-bot! The most daring, most uncaring, belt-wearing bot in the whole universe!" T-bot shouted.

T-bot then got tackled to the ground by Coop who then looked at T-bot and spoke, "What are you going to rhyme with that sucker?!"

Coop then pointed at T-bot and shouted, "Stay away from my home and my belt!"

K-rusher then tackled both Coop and Perseus before trying to crush both mechs in its massive bear hug. Both Kiva and Luke noticed the damage both mechs were taking and Kiva spoke to both pilots.

"Structural integrity of both mechs is dropping!"

This prompted both Coop and Perseus to active thrusters to propel themselves and K-rusher into the air and slamming back down again making the enemy robot let go of them.

"K-rush that dork!" Coop shouted.

Magnanimous then spoke again, "It looks like the duo can hold their grounds, but can they hold off some of the toughest fighters yet as more are going in for the kill!"

Coop was then grabbed by Ro-bolivian and spun around which Perseus noticed that prompted him to activate a new weapon: The Wolverine. Pressing the button on the dash, a trio of energy claws emerged from each fist of the Megas WBM hands much like the Marvel anti-hero.

Dodging strikes from the other robots, Perseus then slashed the leg joints of Ro-bolivian which did make him release Coop, but sent him flying. Coop then bounced back using a bunch of power lines and sailed past a Vid-Hut store.

Coop then did a flying attack on two bots trying to gain up on Perseus while a kid nearby just watched and muttered cool. When the smoke cleared, both Megas units were upside down while Magnanimous spoke again.

"As I've said, this is one fight not to be missed and the main event is yet to come!"


Both units got up ready to face the others. Coop was facing down Devastator the Destroyer while Perseus was facing against Flex the Flattener. Coop then grabbed a giant folding chair and smashed it against the enemy robot before dodging a punch and performing a wrestling maneuver that made the robot hit his head against the ground.

Perseus on the other hand had to dodge the massive hammer arms of Flex the Flattener before he then deployed an energy blade from his arms and was able to slice off the left arm of the enemy robot. The enemy bot then fled away which he switched with Devastator the Destroyer to have hopefully a better chance against Coop.

Coop dodged a punch thrown at him who he jumped up and landed on a freeway pass before flying down and knocking down his opponent with ease. Perseus on the other hand avoided the flying hammer and simply sliced the chain which he then pulled the enemy mech towards him and stabbed his opponent in the head and torso using the "Wolverine" blades.

Seeing that there were others chasing after Coop, Perseus gave chase and caught up to Coop who the Jersey man noticed which a moment later, the duo raced to Coop's garage and barricaded the place which then the other bots began to dog pile the Megas duo as Magnanimous spoke to his audiences.

"Oh my, it's a massacre! It's chaos! Why it's the most beautiful display of robotic destruction ever broadcasted! "

Magnanimous then looked at the smoke and spoke again, "The champ is down! His partner is down! They're all down! Who will be the champion?"

The smoke cleared to show T-bot holding the belt and T-bot spoke, "T-bot rules! The rest are fools! None other are so cool!"


Then Coop pulled T-bot down along with Perseus and a moment later, both held the belt up together while their mechs sat on T-bot. Coop glared at Magnanimous and spoke in a harsh tone.

"You are never getting this belt!"

Magnanimous was in disbelief and spoke, "I don't believe it, and the blue terror from Earth has done it again with the help of the black and silver one as well!"

He looked away and spoke to himself quietly, "And I'm all out of fighters….."


On the other hand, Coop and Perseus held the belt up high in the air with pride which Coop spoke, "Ha ha! I'm the champ along with Perseus! No one can beat us! Anyone else want a piece of us? Come on! Bring it on we dare you all!"

The last part was echoed across the universe which unknown to Coop would have repercussions. Perseus on the other hand just double face-palmed along with his brother and friend at Coop's big mouth.

"Coop!" Jamie, Kiva, Luke, Perseus, and Alex shouted together at once.

Magnanimous on the other hand saw an opportunity and spoke to his galactic audiences, "You heard him folks! And to make things more interesting, I'll pay whoever takes down the Megas duo and turn them into scrap metal will get 500,000,000 credits!"

Jamie looked at Coop and spoke, "What's the matter with you?"

"Yeah Coop, you got to have the biggest mouth in this whole universe. Great, now we'll be even later to the Vid-Hut store jackass," said Perseus.

"Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass! How much of a dumbass are you Coop!?" Luke asked.

Coop just looked at everyone and spoke, "What? Who's going to be dumb enough to challenge the champs?"


Then all of a sudden, dozens of portals began opening and swarms of fighters began to appear which Jamie spoke, "500 million huh? Sounds worth it."

"Note to self, keep Coop's big mouth shut so he doesn't get us into more trouble..." Alex muttered to himself.

After gazing at the huge number of enemies of different sizes and species, Kiva glared at Coop and spoke, "You just can't keep your mouth shut can't you Coop?"

"Haven't seen him do it yet..." Jamie said.

Coop after looking at his opposition spoke his signature roll rant, "All right you chumps you guys are trying to steal my or now the title of mine and Perseus, you're wrecking my town, making Perseus late to getting his brother and best friend home, and now you're making me seriously late for my video. You want to fight?"

Coop didn't finish as T-bot punched both Coop and Perseus to the ground. T-bot looked at the Megas duo and spoke, "T-bot wins no holds barred!"

Coop then directed Megas to deliver a flying kick to T-bot which knocked the robot down which Perseus then got up again. The duo looked at each other and nodded: time for some serious ass kicking.

"As I was saying…no one messes with us ever..." Coop said.

"Let's dance ladies..." Perseus said seconds later while reeving his mech's engine.


With that said, the Megas duo began doing some good old fashion ass kicking with Coop punching various foes while Perseus used his energy swords, fist claws, and twin Metal Maidens to do some serious damage.

Coop avoided a punch by a samurai-like robot which he then threw it to Perseus who sliced it in half while the other fighters watched. Magnanimous cringed in a fake way as the brawl went on.

"And the blue one…..whoops the…" Magnanimous said before goop hit him.

He then spoke again, "Green slime thing, oh it's a massacre!"

Even then as Perseus was decapitating a knight-like robot along with Coop smashing another, both were starting to show signs of fatigue and exhaustion. Kiva and Luke reported on the stress the two mechs were taking.

"Systems are all going down on both mechs!" Luke and Kiva both shouted at once.

Jamie then saw a giant gorilla alien and shouted, "Look out!"

The harry alien punched the Megas duo away and both crashed into the side of a building which thankfully no one was in it as Perseus had learned in recent days when it came to Megas fighting monsters or robots, everyone got out of the town and was rebuilt rather quickly due to alien tech Coop found from the Glorft mechs.

The duo got up and started to punch monster after monster which appeared one at a time which they then saw more monsters and robots. Jamie looked at the group and asked along with Alex who was thinking the same thing as he was right now.

"Man, why can't it ever be easy..." Jamie said.

Magnanimous on the other hand was watching with glee which he then spoke to his audiences one last time, "Challengers are showing up from all over the galaxy! It looks like the champs are running out of stem fast!"

He then turned away from the camera drones and spoke to himself, "Looks like they'll be ready for the final match."


Inside the car units/cockpits, both Coop and Perseus saw alarms going off at the strain the two mechs were feeling as green ooze was coming out of Megas though in the case of the Megas WBM, it was dark blue.

"This is starting to look bad." Coop said.

"Starting to?" Jamie asked while being confused as well.

Coop then turned to Kiva and spoke, "Uh Kiva, little help here!?"

Perseus next to Coop's mech spoke to his brother, "I need more help and power brother."

"I'm giving it all I got brother! I can't do much more!" Luke shouted.

"Same here guys, I'm trying!" Kiva said a second later.

Then the Megas duo team saw T-bot appear and punched both of the mechs to the ground which T-bot spoke, "T-bot will trounce you two! Denounce you two! And then championship will be mine!"


But then before T-bot could do anything, he was suddenly knocked down by an unseen force near the Megas duo. It was then a mech appeared which looked like Elvis, but with a chainsaw for the right arm and a gun in the left hand.

"Not so tough now against Mech-Nanimous!" Magnanimous shouted.

The mech did a computerized intimation of Elvis by speaking, "Thank you very much!"

Alex looked and thought one thing while he whispered quietly, "Must be an Elvis fan or something…"

"What the heck are you doing?" Coop and Perseus asked together.

"Now that the grunts have done the hard work for me and given me stellar ratings, I get to finish what I started with you fat boy along time ago and take out your friend as well!" Magnanimous shouted.

Kiva then realized something and spoke, "I knew there was something more to this than a stupid fight, this is about revenge!"

"I figured that as well Kiva and why does my younger brother have to do with this aside from getting dragged into this mess along with Alex and I?" Luke asked.

Magnanimous looked at the two Earthlings and spoke, "It's more than that Red! Same goes for the brother of that silver and black Megas rip-off! You, that skinny boy, and that fat-ass put me in a quantum singularity, destroyed my empire, left me broke, and gave me this eye twitch!"

Coop looked at Kiva and did the crazy gesture with his left hand which Perseus did the same to his brother. Magnanimous then spoke again, "It's about hurting all of you and wish to go on hurting all of you which I intend to do that live and do a little bit of destruction on this planet of yours. Ooops, I guess it is about revenge then. As for that Megas rip-off, I've been watching it as soon as I got out, planning to have him be my fighter instead of that fat boy, but now I'll destroy him as well."

"So I guess there is no 500 million prize then?" Jamie asked.

Coop looked at Jamie with a WTF look which Jamie replied, "What? I was just asking."

"Now then, the entire universe will see me tear the champion and his tag buddy in half which I'll then be the champ!" Magnanimous shouted.

"Wanna bet?" Coop asked.

The two got up and stared Magnanimous down. The Megas team did their calculations as Magnanimous did and before Magnanimous could fire his mech's gun, Coop tackled him causing his gun to go flying and landing in a vacant parking lot.


While Coop was starting to fight Magnanimous as Perseus saw that it was more of Coop's fight than his, he went and retrieved the gun that Magnanimous had dropped which he discovered was a sonic pistol/cannon weapon.

Smiling, he went to go help Coop just as Coop himself prevented Magnanimous from stopping on Megas. Coop then was able to get up just as Magnanimous swung his chainsaw at Coop which he dodged a few times before being punched and sent flying through a couple of buildings before landing in his neighborhood.

T-bot just looked on and spoke, "T-bot…doesn't know failure…lock you in a trailer and….."

Magnanimous appeared and spoke, "Out of the way T-Scrap!"

T-bot was then sliced in half by Magnanimous who then proceeded to head straight for Megas which unknown to him, Perseus was following him. Coop then got up and faced down Megas.

"Give me sugar baby!" Magnanimous shouted.

"Are you for real?" Perseus asked with confusion.

Magnanimous then tried to deliver a fatal blow to Megas which Coop used an oil tanker truck to stop the slice which he then rolled out of the way just as Perseus fired the gun Magnanimous had dropped allowing Coop to grab the cockpit of the mech Magnanimous was driving and rip him out of it.

The mech then fell down after saying thank you very much one last time which the saw the mech had went wild before Perseus destroyed it with a shot of one of his mech's arm guns. On the other hand, the same kid who saw the brawl earlier just looked at the destruction and said cool before leaving for home.

"Yeah, just like bug-ra baby!" Coop shouted.

Megas danced around a bit before Jamie spoke, "Stomp on him Coop!"

"I got a better idea..." Coop said with a smile.

Coop and Perseus then went to the remaining fighters that had come to fight them and presented Magnanimous to them before Coop spoke, "Why don't you tell of these chumps that there's no reward for beating me or Perseus."

Coop then dropped Magnanimous leaving him to his fate which Magnanimous spoke, "Well now, there surely is a prize…I just got to…call back my….uh backers…"

"You ain't seen the last of me Earthling scum!" Magnanimous shouted.

He then activated a portal and fled which the other aliens went after him including T-bot who shouted as he crawled, "T-bot's mad! Gonna bash, trash, and smash! Where's T-bot's cash?!"

T-bot then leapt into the portal which closed up. Jamie looked at everyone and spoke, "That guy's persistent."

"Sure looks that way..." Alex said.

"Well that settles that, I get to keep my belt which I share it with Perseus now! I'm still the champ which Perseus is like I said is also the champ too!"

"And you had to only wreck the city to do so again..." Kiva said.

Perseus signed and spoke to Coop, "We really need to have our alien encounters outside of civilized areas because sooner or later, the US Government will take our units by any means necessary!"

"Hey, bug-ra never leaves anything standing..." Coop said.

Jamie then got everyone's attention by holding the Bug-ra video and spoke, "Dudes, the video!"


Everyone panicked and saw the time was now 5:27 PM which they raced off to Vid-Hut which upon arrival, Coop ran to the video drop box and put the movie in. Everyone signed in relief now that was done as they saw the video go into the store, be taken by an employee, checked in, and put back on the shelf soon after that.

"Hey no late fee guys! Let's go rent something else!" Coop shouted.

"Why not rent the same thing again! We could watch it for the ninth time!" Kiva said sarcastically.

"A weekend record, rock on Kiva!" Coop and Jamie shouted together.

Jamie looked at Kiva and spoke, "Good call Kiva."

"Guys, let's do that later because we got other matters to attend to!" Perseus shouted while being very agitated.

"Fine..." Jamie and Coop grumbled together.

After getting Luke and Alex home using the high speed features on their mechs, the Megas duo the next day decided to watch The Last Samurai at Perseus' instance. They then watched Bug-ra supreme again while the robot K-rusher was watching much to Coop's amusement.


In Washington DC, a few members of Congress began to hold a meeting regarding the two Megas units as rumors of two other Megas-type mechs were circulating around the world and on the internet. Summons would be issued and the debate on who should possess the Megas units would be decided.


A/N: And it's back! One issue that wasn't brought up was what was the US Government doing about Coop's antics? I figured I address this plot hole, which means that the Glorft will be the least of the Megas duo's worries.

Next up is Coop watching his bratty cousin Skippy which Perseus will have to endure. Also, The Equestria Chronicles is on hiatus for now until Megas WBM is completed.

R & R to tell how it is and what can be done to improve the story. No flames please!

Bye Now…