Megas WBM (War Battle Machine)

Disclaimer: I don't own Megas XLR franchise; it belongs to Cartoon Network and its creators. I do own the things I created; enough said.

Chapter 12: Wrath of the Megas WBM

Saturday September 22, 2004; 4:30 pm

In deep space, two members of the S-Force were on their way to Earth to recruit some help after they were defeated by Zarrik a dangerous space warlord.

"I hope we know what we're doing Jax." Duchess said in the S-Force Shuttle while Jax sat behind her.

Jax spoke in his unique tongue agreeing with what she said as Duchess would find Perseus who Targon wanted more than Coop; Jax would find Coop himself though to their surprise, they were in the same location.

"That makes our mission much easier." Duchess muttered to herself as the duo headed to their destination and hope for their home.

In Seattle, Coop was busy relaxing at Olympic Nation Park while Perseus was making final preparations to ensure his older sister Laura had a great start to her honeymoon after the wedding was done which the reception was going on.

"Man that was great wedding! Two worlds meet! Japanese and American!" Coop shouted with excitement as he stood near his car/head unit of Megas.

Perseus snorted and replied, "Only because you kept Jamie from hitting on the bridesmaids that could've kicked you two out though Kiva would've been allowed to stay."

"Whatever." Coop said dryly.

Then out of the blue, two orbs appeared above the car units of the two mechs and first was none other than Duchess who landed gracefully on Perseus' car while Jax on the other hand crashed on Coop's.

"Oh great, it's those space dorks." Jamie said annoyed

Jax then pulled out a disk-like object and instantly, an image of the mentor of the S-Force Targon appeared looking quite serious.

"Sarin has fallen! Its people enslaved by the evil Zarrik! The S-Force captured with the sad exception of Duchess and Jax! Our Defenses crushed!"

"The space dorks are in trouble?" Coop asked.

"What did it look like to you?! They are if we're getting this answer!" Perseus replied.

Targon then spoke, "As much as I don't want to say it, we need Perseus' help with Coop helping as well though I rather have the former than the latter help."

"What? You got a thing against Coop?" Perseus asked annoyed as hell.

"Between the two of you, you're the lesser of the two idiots…." Duchess said calmly.

Before anyone could respond, the newlyweds appeared including Perseus' new brother in-law Akira Kyoto ready for the trip to begin though they paused to see what was going on.

Duchess and Jax saw that Akira was about Perseus' height, had short black hair, wore a good set of eye glasses, and had a good set of hazel eyes that would make Godzilla bow in respect for him and clad in a black suit for the wedding.

Perseus then spoke, "Um sis? Brother-in-law? I think we're going to have to take a detour on the start of your honeymoon as a bunch of Coop and I's friends need help sound fair?"

"Um…as long as it doesn't take too long…..okay the….Perseus-kun…" Akira said calmly.

"Why bother? The S-Force are like space ninjas…or something." Jamie said while making the quotation gesture.

"They maybe space dorks, but they're still our friends and besides, what better way to start a honeymoon for newlyweds than to see what we do?" Coop said.

Perseus without hesitating offered his new brother-in-law and his newly married sister a lift into his car/cockpit unit, locked things up, and took off into space with Coop, Jaime, and Kiva following in Coop's mech.

"By the way, were's Alex?" Duchess asked.

"He's doing an Honor Flight thing that started recently with a group of WWII veterans with his own Megas mech though fixing it up wasn't easy and it just entered service just this week. I'll show you guys a picture of it later." Perseus replied calmly.

"Oh great, another loose cannon like Coop running around…." Duchess said while shaking her head.

Laura snorted and spoke, "Actually, he's rarely going to use it for combat as he'll only use it if Perseus will use his or if Perseus is sick and unable to use his mech. Also, it was the Avatar III mech or Mecha Megas II that he's using. As for the other one aka the Avatar IV or Mecha Megas WBM or the copy knock-off of my brother's mech, well….Akira my new husband sitting next to me is due to get, but mostly for humanitarian reasons only though it won't be ready for another month or two."

"Blame it on the Japanese Government and the Imperial Family of Japan…as we Japanese have a nutty love for stuff like that…" Akira said with a light chuckle.

"Well, you went nuts when you first saw it back when you were introduced to the family not long after that fight with the Glorft which Coop took part in and I really hope you don't let those bastards from North Korea get it or..shit will hit the fan…." Perseus said calmly.

Kiva then spoke, "Speaking of which, how did the S-Force get caught?"

"Zarrik caught us completely by surprise…" Targon said calmly.

"Hey, I thought my training helped them." Coop said defensively.

"It was your 'Training' that let the S-Force get caught…" Targon said sternly at Coop.

Perseus then spoke, "You mean doing nothing, but eating junk food and acting like a lazy bum including playing video games and don't blame me as I didn't add to the problem."

"You're right on that note Perseus as we've developed a respect for you as your methods helped Duchess escape with Jax." Targon said with approval.

"Hey! Why showing him more love than me?!" Coop shouted in anger.

"It likely has to do with one of you guys acting like the smart one of the duo while the other is the dumb one." Jamie said.

Akira then spoke up, "By the way, what does this baddy look like?"

Duchess then produced an image of the bad guy in question; he was clad in a purple and black outfit that had a letter Z on his belt and back of his cape, was copper colored in skin tone, had aquamarine eyes, and oddly had lipstick and fangs for teeth.

"Does this guy look like a villain from a Batman and Robin remake that was rejected for being quire?" Laura asked curiously.

Everyone just looked at her as she muttered what as the two mechs arrived on the homeworld of the S-Force after landing on the surface moments later.

"I'm not picking up any life signs of the remaining members of the S-Force and neither is Laura." Kiva said while looking at her holo-computer.

"Then they must be dead or something like a Jammer." Targon said somberly.

"Not quite as it'll take more than this to take them down as anyone have any clue?" Akira said seconds later.

Jamie then spoke up, "Sarus City might be a safe bet."

"Why?" Laura asked.

Jamie just pointed upwards at a blimp that told essentially where the remaining S-Force members were going to be killed along with typical Totalitarian stuff like forced public attendance or face death.

"Let's go save this world!" Perseus said.

"But that's on the other side of the planet! We'll never make it there in time!" Targon said.

"Then let's move out!" Laura shouted seconds later.

While the Megas duo were using their faster-than-light boosters to save the S-Force on the other hand, the remaining S-Force were on a high platform in full public view while Zarrik kept rubbing in their faces.

"How the mighty have fallen, the sounds of your citizens pleading for you are music to me and soon, you three will be a memory…." Zarrik said arrogantly.

"Shut it you fiend!" Argo shouted.

"That's not even beginning to describe how much of baddy he truly is…" Mac said.

Zarrik then spoke, "Don't worry as you'll be soon be nothing after a trip into the Infinity Zone!"

The warlord then pressed a button on a remote which then opened a dark green and electrical green-yellow area the size of a rectangle though it was in reality a doorway to the Infinity Zone.

"Come on team! We've been in tough spots before! Don't let a doorway wipe that smile off your faces!" Mac shouted.

Zarrik chuckled and spoke, "Oh by all means keep smiling as the Infinity Zone over the course of a thousand years will crush all of you down to the size of a small little atom. Now, who wants to go first?"

"I'll go as I'm their leader." Mac said while standing up.

Mac was soon led to the doorway to the Infinity Zone while his teammates watched on as moments later; Mac was pushed off and seemed to be heading to certain doom while his teammates watched.

On the other hand, the Megas duo saw this and kicked their thrusters to full power and caught Mac in time. Zarrik on the other hand was getting ready to send the other two members of the S-Force when he heard music.

"What is that?" Zarrik asked.

Argo and Solen smirked at the sound for it was the song "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N Roses and only one guy would use it like that; Perseus.

"You dare hurt the S-Force? Well then, sorry idiot, but that's not going to happen for the Megas duo are here!"

Everyone turned to the source of the voice and saw Mac standing on the left hand of the Megas WBM while being on the right hand of the Megas XLR or Coop's mech smiling as the two mechs came into full view.

"It's Coop and Perseus!" Solen and Argo shouted together.

Then the rest of the S-Force joined up as Jax beat up the guards by himself with ease and the team was together at last as Duchess told them that she'd never let them down nor would their allies.

Getting over the shock, Zarrik then ordered his mech minions to stop the Megas duo only for one to get a hole blasted through its chest thanks to Perseus while another one got tackled by Coop before it lost its head.

More of Zarrik's mech minions went after them, but Coop and Perseus smiled at the thought of six more mechs coming to them as another one got bashed in the head knocking it down for the count for trying to push them into the Infinity Zone.

Persus saw two try to flank him and for some reason waited until the right moment when he all of a sudden fired a pair of his mech's guns backwards that turned the two attackers into Swiss cheese before falling backwards and exploding.

Another enemy mech tried to punch Coop, but he grappled it and delivered a sweet wrestler move that would've made guys at the WWE proud as punch.

Mac nearby spoke to his team, "Hey guys, take note of the two tactics of Perseus and Coop; one is organized while the other is unorganized…very cool if you ask me."

Coop on the other hand proceeded to rip the arm off one enemy mech and kicked it off the platform the Megas duo were on and right into the Infinity Zone.

"Who are these two monstrous fools that dare interfere?" Zarrik asked in annoyance.

"Coop and Perseus!" Duchess shouted.

"And Jamie! I'm part of the monstrous duo as well!" Jamie shouted seconds later.

Then Coop finished off the last one by knocking it down, stomping a hole in the chest, and ripping off its arms while most of the S-Force boarded Coop's mech with the exception of Duchess who boarded Perseus' mech.

"So Duchess, we've saved you twice so you owe me a date…" Jamie said from Coop's mech.

"I rather face the horrors of the Infinity Zone than you…creep." Duchess said in annoyance.

"Thanks for the rescue guys!" Mac said.

Coop smiled and spoke, "No problem as we could've defeated this chump with my eyes close."

Unfortunately, Coop got a bit cocky as he tried to do a dance that caused his mech to fall backwards, nearly drag Perseus' mech with him though Perseus' was able to grab the platform's s edge in a split second, and Coop's mech along with all the S-Force minus Duchess fell into the Infinity Zone.

As Perseus' mech tangled from the platform's edge, he heard Zarrik laugh and then demand the citizen's bow before him as more of his mech minions tried to pull his mech along with his sister, brother-in-law, and Duchess towards the Infinity Zone.

Upon hearing Zarrik's words, a fuse set off the inner God of War within Perseus as he forced his way back up with Duchess in the passenger seat, his married sister Laura, and his new brother-in-law Akira Kyoto watching.

"I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN YOU INHUMANE MONSTER FROM HELL!" Perseus shouted.

Looking at the pissed off Earthling and failing to see the Infinity Zone breaking, Zarrik spoke, "Oh, how do you that, Crybaby?"

If there was one thing that Laura knew that Perseus hated and that was being called crybaby as it was the very reason why he always tried to be tough along with doing very manly things whenever he could including enlisting in the Marines.

Just then, the Infinity Zone shattered and out came Coop, Jamie, Kiva, and the remaining members of the S-Force along with Coop's mech.

"Hey, you guys are okay!" Akira shouted.

"Yeah, but we got a very pissed off Perseus on hand if anyone hasn't noticed." Laura shouted.

Activating his twin chain-sword blades, Perseus without a minute hesitation went after any remaining machine of Zarrik's forces slicing them apart with terrifying ease stunning everyone.

After that was done, Perseus was about to stomp on the Zarrik when Mac called Perseus to stop, but Laura did by pinching his left ear and saying his full name which made him stop.

"Come on, we need to get the S-force to their zorps which then we can deal with Zarrik!" Targon shouted.

Upon hearing the instructions, the two Megas teams and S-force left to get the zorps, but not before Perseus gave Zarrik the double middle finger gesture. As the two teams flew towards the S-force's base, Duchess asked Laura along with the S-force an answer.

"Does he always act like this?" Mac asked curiously.

"Well he insulted Perseus so, I fear the inner god of war in him has awoken I just hope it can be contained…" Laura replied cautiously.

Akira spoke, "Last time he was like this was when he went to Russia and made those terrorists holding those school kids hostage wet their pants when he showed off all of his mech's weapons and added laser pointers to boot. President Putin got a laugh out of that."

"Targon, give the duo the coordinates of the Zorps." Mac said seconds later.

Targon did that though the duo had a bit of trouble due to the longitude and latitude being different than Earth's. Eventually, the two mechs landed at where the S-Forces mech were stored which at the same time Zarith called down his mech the Star Serpent to go after the Megas duo.

"Okay, you guys get your mechs while we hold off this dork." Coop said while looking at the team.

Then not too long after that, Zarith arrived in his mech the Star Serpent and his entire mech army, which the duo concluded, was because they pissed off that bastard that he was pulling out all the stops. Coop then smirked as he eyed a certain button he wanted to try today.

"Let's see how this guy likes Super Destructor Mode!" Coop shouted while activating the mentioned feature.

"Bitch please, how about Giga Devastator Mode." Perseus said seconds later while activating the feature.

The freed S-Force looked on in shock as compared to Coop's mech; Perseus' mech was pretty much three times more devastating with more cannons and missiles or it was Super Destructor Mode taken to 11.

"Coop's mech kills us. Perseus' mech kills us and the entire planet including Zarrik. Damm, Zarrik really pissed off Perseus for him to use that!" Argo shouted while his teammates agreed.

"Uh…were you two going to tell us that you installed those things?" Kiva asked.

Zarrik then spoke to the duo, "I bring you two a gift; a quick and painful end to your miserable lives!"

"Don't you mean quick and painless or slow and painful? Didn't think you that stupid and retarded you dumbass…" Perseus said to Zarrik.

The warlord let out a scream of annoyance that made the S-Force and the Megas team found funny. Even the residents of the planet joined in before things went back to normal.

"Here's my gift to you pointed-eared chump! In fact here's a whole bunch of gifts such I'm a nice guy!" Coop said while firing missiles like crazy.

Perseus fired his round of missiles seconds later, but Coop's missiles missed most of his targets while Perseus' on the other hand struck perfectly.

"Um there might be a few kinks to work out with Super Destructor Mode…." Coop said fearfully.

"Kinks?!" Kiva, Jamie, Akira, and Laura shouted together at once.

On the other hand, the S-Force had just finished their pre-fight checklist when the barrage of missiles hit the area where they were at taking them out or so many thought.

"NO!" Coop, Kiva, Jamie, and Targon shouted at once.

Perseus then shouted, "COOP! YOU F-ING IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"S-FORCE!"

"Duchess…"

Coop and Perseus then began to have an argument which unfortunately, Zarrik took advantage of it by targeting them that Laura spotted quickly.

"Will you two boys please shut the Hell up!?" Laura shouted to Coop and Perseus.

That got the boys out of their argument in time just as Zarrik targeted the Star-Serpent's massive flamethrower at them while he spoke to them.

"Now you bumbling fools shall join them in the pit of darkness…."

Zarrik then fired the flamethrower at the Megas duo which they both barely got out of the way in time, but the shockwave did knock them back a good distance away.

The Megas duo were able to get up, but saw hundreds of Zarrik's mech forces surrounding them on all sides just as Zarrik gave them an order to finish them.

Jamie on the other hand looked and Coop and spoke to his friend just as Laura at the same time sternly reminded him not to swear like that especially today which he apologized for.

"Coop! How could you do that to me? I was getting somewhere with Duchess."

"NO YOU WERE'NT!"

Then suddenly, the S-Force mech or Zorp mech emerged from the rubble of their Zorp storage facility looking like nothing had happened to it as the team shouted their mech's name.

"SUPER!"

"ULTRA!"

"DIMENSIONAL!"

"MAGNO!"

"EXTREME!"

"ROBOTOID POWER ZORP!"

On the other hand, Zarrik smashed the view screen in his mech in anger at the S-Force surviving the blast as the three mechs gathered together.

"Impossible! No one could've survived that blast!" Zarrik shouted.

"Good thing nobody told us that!" Mac said while laughing.

Mac's teammates soon joined him in his mocking of Zarrik as Kiva, Jamie, Coop, Akira, Laura, and Perseus joined in seconds later as Coop began his signature rant, but Laura beat him to it.

"Listen you pointed-eared gay-ass chump! You interrupt my Wedding Reception! Ruin the start of my honeymoon with my new husband Akira! Locked up a plant full of innocent people! Pissed of my brother Perseus to the point he lost focus for a bit by arguing with Coop that you took advantage of! Nearly make Coop blow up the S-Force again! Laura shouted with fury.

"Whoa, nice…." Coop said.

"Yeah….that was pure awesome!" Perseus said with a smile.

Akira smiled and spoke, "That's why I fell for her in the first place; her fiery, iron-willed spirit."

"Yeah and Coop, sorry about earlier…" Perseus said.

"No prob as we got a chump to whack up silly!" Coop replied seconds later.

After the three mechs did the "Rock On" gesture together, the three mechs charged forward towards battle. The S-Force mech struck first by pulling a wrestling move that destroyed a few enemy mechs in the process followed by a bunch more as well.

Coop wasn't far behind as he delivered a right upper cut on one enemy mech as Perseus unleashed a double grapple move that decapitated a pair of enemy mechs as he then used the Ice Beam to make a dozen enemy mechs slip and fall so they could be shot to pieces.

The S-Force mech soon kicked a dozen mechs with one swing of its right leg decapitating them in the process. Coop managed to smash a pair together making them explode before he used good old wrestling moves to wipe the floor against a dozen more.

Perseus on the other hand unleashed a wave of heavy laser fire taking out at least one hundred alone. The S-Force mech on the other hand delivered a double kick to a trio of enemy mechs destroying them and a few dozen more.

Eventually, the S-Force mech managed to get Coop's mech on its shoulders as Coop gave an elbow smash to more enemy mechs while Perseus shot a pair of EMP missiles knocking out seventeen enemy mechs before his shooting finished them off.

The S-Force mech then managed to rip an enemy mech in half while the S-Force themselves mimicked Coop's signature battle yell before the three mechs had some breathing room.

"Yo S-Force, you guys finish up these jokers while Perseus and I go defang a baddie!" Coop shouted.

"Rock on!" S-Force shouted with pure energy.

As soon as the Megas duo left, the S-Force did a "Bring it on!" gesture before moving to finish up the rest of Zarrik's mech forces as the Megas duo headed towards the Star Serpent at full speed.

Zarrik tried to destroy the Megas duo with a flame attack, but Perseus and Coop saw it coming and dodged out of the way as they soon landed on the Star Serpent and started to rip it apart much to Zarrik's anger.

"Take some of this!" Coop shouted.

"And have some of this too!" Perseus shouted seconds later.

Perseus used some of the Ice Beam attack to mess up some of the circuitry in the mech as Zarrik then directed the Star Serpent's tail to attack the Megas duo, but fortunately they saw it coming and got out of the way though they nearly got knocked off.

Getting back up after dodging another stinger attack, the Megas duo soon started to run across the back of the Star Serpent while tricking it to attack itself dealing more damage to the mech.

It didn't last long as the stinger finally made the Megas duo stop in their tracks which the Coop got an idea; break the stinger tip and use it against Zarrik.

Eventually, the stinger broke as Coop grabbed the bit that was still in the Star Serpent and ran with it while Perseus deployed the twin Metal Maddens to deliver more slashing damage to boot as Coop then got high in the air and rammed the tip into the head of the mech much to Zarrik's shock.

The duo soon got off as the head unit of the Star Serpent soon exploded except for the cockpit part for some reason, but the remaining section of the mech soon started to fall towards the ground straight to a city.

"It's going to hit the city!" Kiva shouted.

The S-Force soon went after it and managed to keep it from hitting the city, but then Perseus soon contacted the S-Force and spoke to them.

"Leave it to us! I got a crazy ass idea!"

"What!?"

Laura quickly shut everyone up as time was against them as Perseus soon directed the Megas WBM in front of the falling section of the Star Serpent and activated the infamous Chaos Guns that the S-Force recognized including Targon.

"Those guns belonged to Zarrik!" Targon shouted.

"How did you get them Coop?!" Mac asked both shocked and confused.

Seconds later, Perseus fired the guns formerly belonging to Zarrik and the reminder of the mech soon exploded in a massive fireball, but what wreckage was left was soon taken down by the lasers the mech had thanks to Laura and Akira.

The Megas WBM however, soon fell due to its power supply being drained though at the last second Coop and the S-Force caught the falling mech lowering it to the ground seconds later.

"The day is saved!" Duchess said with pride.

Perseus after landing his mech, grabbed a baseball and walked over to the wreckage of the Star Serpent's cockpit which after locating Zarith, he proceeded to beat the crap out of him Mafia-style. After venting his anger, Perseus hoisted up Zarrik and looked him in the eyes with a homicidal look.

"Listen very carefully, I'm being nice and I'm letting you off with a warning because next time I catch you harming my friends you're not going to walk away alive. I will ensure your death…" Perseus said.

Zarrik just looked scared as the police of the S-Force home world arrived to arrest him. Coop arrived near him and tried to talk to him. The S-Force on the other hand looked nervous as they had never seen the darker side of Perseus before and hope this would be the last time.

Perseus breathed in and out for a bit before he calmed down putting the bat down near the ground. Within moments, he put the bat away and looked at his allies to address what they saw.

"Yo, what was all that about?!" Coop asked.

"That bastard reminds me of the savages that attacked America on 9/11 and who took those Russian School kids hostage, you're lucky I'm giving him a warning and if he bothers us again, he's done because you heard what he was planning? He was going to try and take our home Earth and the countries in it including America! I don't give a shit to people like him and I was a bit mad as that type of insult makes me more determined to show how much I'm more man than him. Besides, he wasn't worth killing as his outfit looked dorky and tacky like from a Batman film remake." Perseus replied calmly.

Akira then spoke, "You know Perseus-kun, he who loses their temper first is the one who loses. I understand why you got mad, but you need to be calmer and rational. You want to avoid being like that bastard, be more considerate of others okay."

"Okay….sorry about that." Perseus replied.

Moments later, Zarrik now clad in a fully body cast was taken to a transport that would take him and his lackeys to the most remote and dark prison he could be placed.

"You're going to prison for a long time Zarrik!" Mac shouted.

"I'll…be…back…you…fools…" Zarrik said between groans of pain.

"But, we'll be waiting! To kick your ass!" Duchess and Argo shouted together.

Mac soon gave the order for Zarrik to be taken away as everyone started to celebrate Zarrik's defeat as the S-Force did the "Rock On!" gesture once more. They all soon looked at the crudely made arch that was made from the wreckage of the Star Serpent as Targon soon spoke to the assembled crowds.

"Let this arch be a reminder of our friendship to Coop and his allies including Perseus!"

Coop nodded and spoke, "That's right as there's an old saying which is a friend in need is a friend…um…what?"

"It's a friend indeed Coop an-"

Perseus didn't finish when Coop casually leaning against the arch to deliver his speech accidentally caused the crude arch to start toppling left, but soon caught it with Coop's help.

The duo thought it was over, but then the arch collapsed onto the Megas duo showering them with bits of metal as they both chuckled nervously while sporting each an Anime-sweat drop as everyone glared at them.

"Um…oops?" Perseus said with a nervous chuckle.

Thankfully, the mess was soon cleaned up as the Megas duo soon left Sarin as Perseus had a promise to fulfill to the newlyweds; honeymoon in Hawaii.

Moments later, they arrived as before Perseus and Coop could crash for the night in their mechs, Akira pulled Perseus to talk to him.

"What is it?" Perseus asked.

"If you think about it, you and Coop need to work on this; Coop isn't perfect and you shouldn't get mad if he doesn't do things right as you're not perfect yourself." Akira said calmly.

Perseus looked away as Akira spoke again, "I know that look you're giving, but don't take it the wrong way as you did good today as how many couples get to say that they had their marriage start out by freeing a planet of enslaved people? I know that you push yourself greatly due to your past as Laura told me about the few times you got picked on before you joined the US Marines, you shouldn't let your past guide dominate your destiny as you're better than you think you are. Now then, get some rest as tomorrow will be a new day for us all."

Akira soon left leaving Perseus to think about what he said to him. The next morning, the Megas duo was about to leave so the newlyweds could enjoy their honeymoon though the S-Force showed up to ask if they could see the 50th US state themselves to get their minds off yesterday.

Later on, Alex showed up in his new mech that its rather colorful appearance alone made Perseus say just one thing and one thing only as he gawked at it.

"Why does it look like it came from Las Vegas?" Perseus asked.

"Though it could use some Soul Power!" Alex said with pride.

Everyone chuckled at the exchange as a new day dawned….

A/N: Sorry this took so long as I've had been distracted by many things in life such as school, work, and other things including my XBOX One crapping out on me.

I'm doing some rewriting to this fic, but after thinking about it…it won't be very much anyway. I will get the Thanksgiving chapter up as I've vowed to do it for a good time.

Now then, would you kindly Read and Review? Also, no flames as I'll use it to fuel my home this winter.

Bye now….