Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"Woah, there is a lot of you!"

Gin, and going by the irony of how Moka wore a cross, this guy was wearing a silver accessory with a wolf head on it. Purely based on what monster would be the most ironic, Naruto guessed this guy was a werewolf. Naruto just sat in the newspaper clubroom with everyone else, who were introducing themselves to Gin.

"I don't think I brought enough flowers."

"You shouldn't have brought any flowers." Naruto deadpanned to the man.

"A man always brings flowers when meeting beautiful women." Gin responded as he gave flowers to both Kurumu and Moka, who he gave an appraising eye towards. Naruto rolled his eyes and leaned back against the wall, not caring about introductions.

"Whatever."

-Hours Later-

"Heheheh."

'The fuck... must have fallen asleep.' Naruto hummed to himself as he woke up from his nap. He looked around, and saw everyone was working on different things, almost everyone. Yukari was leaving the room with a stack of papers, while Tsukune was coming into the room with a stack of books.

Then there was Moka and Kurumu, who were hanging up posters.

Really high up on the walls.

High enough that they needed stools, and their panties were on display for anyone to just walk by and see them. Naruto just raised an eyebrow when he noticed that Gin was crouched down and staring up their skirts.

"Dude... really?"

"Oh... Naruto! It is extremely inappropriate for you to stare up a girl's skirt like that!?" Gin jumped up with a grin and lectured Naruto. Naruto just raised an eyebrow, he was still sitting down and leaning against the wall, his arms crossed.

That got the girl's attention, but since they had been busy at the moment they didn't quite catch what exactly had been said. They did step off of the stools and look towards Gin, who had been the one to shout.

"Welcome back to the world of the living." Moka noticed Naruto had woke up from his nap, and she smiled at him.

He responded with a salute.

"What did you say?" Kurumu on the other hand asked Gin, who pointed at Naruto.

"I caught him peeking up your skirts."

"... Naruto... pfffffft." Moka covered her mouth with her hand and laughed at the comment. She leaned down and smiled at him, much to Gin's absolute shock when he saw just how much of a lack of anger that his response had gotten. Moka stared into Naruto's eyes, before she giggled again under her breath. "... whoops, guess I wasn't paying attention, how much did you see?" Moka asked curiously.

"Eh?" Gin was confused.

Naruto shrugged.

"I woke up, looked around, and just kind of noticed... the big question is... are those mine?" Naruto asked Moka with a raised eyebrow.

She stuck her tongue out.

"I think some of yours got mixed with mine, when you asked me if I would do your laundry while you were out of town... I'll return them after I wash them again." Moka blushed and apologized. She was wearing a pair of Naruto's older boxers from when he was a little younger, and they were comfortable on her. They were tight everywhere she wanted them to be tight, and she thought the green with pink hearts design was cute.

Naruto waved a hand.

"Keep em, they aren't comfortable for me anymore. I'm glad you were wearing those, a lot less embarassing for me to see my own underwear." Naruto knew she might have been a bit more emotional if he had actually seen her underwear, but the fact was that he just saw some of his own underwear. Gin was still horribly confused as he looked between Naruto and Moka, since that was not the reaction that he had expected.

Where was the anger.

"You're not mad at him?" Gin asked Moka.

Kurumu was kind of curious too, since she had almost slapped Naruto before Moka giggled like she did and confused her. Even Tsukune, who had no idea what was going on at all, was confused about what he had seen.

"We've been friends for a long time now. I was pretty sure it was just a misunderstanding. Naruto's never peeked on me before, but he has walked in on me a few times changing... because he needs to learn to use doors." Moka grabbed him by the corner of the mouth and pulled his face. She puffed her cheeks as she pulled his cheeks.

Naruto had never seen too much of her when he walked in on her, but she knew that Naruto wouldn't peek on her for no good reason. If he was staring at her, then he had a reason that was at least a little understandable.

"Uh... wait..."

"I prefer using the window, and it is your fault for not locking your windows." Naruto did not apologize.

"Be a normal person!"

"No."

"See, this is what I mean... Naruto is kind of a weirdo, a little pervy sometimes, but he's a good, hard working, trustworthy kind of guy. He might hide... dirty magazines under his bed... but he would never peek on his friends." Moka teased Naruto relentlessly, leaving him slack jawed and embarassed that she had stated something like that.

"Oh?" Kurumu looked at Naruto with a sly grin.

Tsukune just slowly slipped out of the room without anyone noticing him, since the topic was hitting a little close to home for him as well.

"... I'm just kidding, I don't know if he has any... but I would hope he doesn't have them." Moka admitted to joking moments later. She had embarassed herself with that one, her cheeks as pink as her hair.

'Going to hide them somewhere else now.' Naruto sighed in relief.

He hopped to his feet.

"So, are you going to help us with club stuff... or..." Kurumu noticed that Naruto had done literally nothing but nap since they arrived at the club, though it was just their first day at the club. '... how can I seduce you away from Moka to prove a point, if you don't even pay attention to...'

Naruto walked out of the room.

Gin and Kurumu looked at Moka, who smiled awkwardly.

"... Naruto..." Moka was just concerned for Naruto, since she had never seen him have this feeling about him. It was part of the reason why she just couldn't be mad at him, even for accidentally peeking up his skirt.

She hoped he was okay.

-With Naruto-

"Uzumaki-kun, do you have a moment?"

"Not really, but whatcha need teach?" Naruto saw his homeroom teacher, Shizuka Nekonome, approaching him with an arm full of books. She passed all of the books into his arms, and he raised an eyebrow at her.

A History of Witches, Warlocks, and all things Magic.

"Here are all those books you asked me to find, the Chairman was happy to lend them to me when I explained why I needed them." Nekonome had gotten Naruto a bunch of culture and history books, at his request. He was going to pass them onto Tsukune so that he could know about the monster that he would be pretending to be.

Naruto told her the truth.

He figured she seemed like the type of woman who wouldn't discriminate against humans, so he told her the truth about Tsukune and himself being human. He even told her that the Chairman knew about it, which he suspected, and that it was secret. It was a big risk, but it seemed that the risk paid off to some extent.

"Thanks."

"Hey, since I did this for you... could you do a favor for me?" Nekonome had her jaw on the floor when Naruto just walked away with the books.

"Thanks teach, but as a student, I'm very busy, got a lot of studying to do, don't have a lot of time to be doing favors."

"Oh, I'll help you study!" Yukari walked by and rushed to join Naruto with a wide grin on her face. Naruto stared at her, before he nodded his head in agreement.

-Hours Later-

"This... isn't studying."

"Nope."

"So... why are you borrowing all of these books?" Yukari asked when she saw Naruto just laying on the floor in his room, relaxed as the day he was born. She was sitting at his desk, and she was going through all of the books about her species.

Naruto smirked.

"Because, Tsukune barely knows anything about his own culture, so I thought I would get these to him... what proper warlock knows nothing of their own people?" Naruto pointed out, lying with ease and his eyes closed. Yukari nodded her head in approval, before she licked her lips.

She looked around the room.

"Hey... since it's just us here... how about you break out some porn, and we can study anatomy-" Yukari was smacked in the face by a magazine.

"Study by yourself, I'm going to relax... also... you can keep that if you want." Naruto was going to hide the magazines, but if he could give them to the pervert that was Yukari, then he was killing 2 birds with 1 stone. "So... are you actually this perverted, or do you have a crush on me or something?" Naruto asked with a glance towards her.

Yukari was already leaned over the magazine, enjoying the contents of it.

"Huh?"

"Nevermind I guess." Naruto glanced towards the perverted witch. She was cute, but a bit emotionally immature for him to really consider her advances anything more than just a crush. He was willing to humor her up to a certain point though. "I'm going to give you a wedgie if you keep showing me your panties like that." Naruto warned Yukari.

She had her legs open, and was sitting facing right towards him. The school skirts were barely long enough to be decent as it was, or maybe they were long enough and everyone wore them short.

"You don't say that to Moka." Yukari snickered at his threat.

"People are going to stare at Moka, because she is beautiful... but I don't think you should go out of your way to be the center of sexual attention. You're cute, but you aren't strong enough to deal with the attention you attract... so... either cover your panties, or get stronger." Naruto stated to her his reason for saying it to her.

Yukari raised her magic wand.

Naruto raised his hand up and caught the wash pan before it hit him, and he tossed it onto her head in a second.

"Ow."

"Or don't, it's your choice to make... but if you refuse to wear a longer skirt or get stronger, do me a favor and stay by my side and don't wander off by yourself. Remember, this is a school for monsters." Naruto reminded Yukari.

"Duh."

"Duh..." Naruto was tempted to push Yukari down and show her what could happen, a little taste, but just sighed and flipped onto his side. As long as she stayed near him and Moka, she was safe, so it wasn't like he had much to worry about. Yukari looked at Naruto, before she shrugged her shoulders and went back to the porn. "... Yukari... what do you do when you don't know what to do?" Naruto asked her.

"Not a clue, I've never once not known what to do, because I'm a genius like that."

"You're a genius who is about to get a wedgie if you don't stop showing me your panties."

"Do it."

...

"OW... OW OW OW! You actually did it, OW! The crack of my butt hurts!"

Yukari learned a lesson that night.

Naruto did not make threats he was not willing to keep.

Chapter End!
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