I love the Rush Hour movies. Even though the point of this story is to replace characters, I found a way to keep Jackie Chan. By using the animated version. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters appearing in this story.
Replace and Amaze
Rush Hour 3 (Ben 10, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Jackie Chan Adventures)
The planet of Revonnah, a majestic and beautiful planet. This world was home to the Revonnahganders, peaceful species. But while peaceful they had their own fighting style know as Revonnah Kai. This martial art was taught inside a stone temple, where students of a young age were taught. It was just outside this temple that the Milano descended from the sky and landed. The ramp came down and out stepped Star-Lord and Jackie Chan.
"Looks like this is the place Rook told us about." Peter looked at the temple. "Lets grab the scroll and get going."
"Wait," Jackie placed a hand on his shoulder. "This may be a different planet, the traditions a school like this are universal."
"Okay," Peter raised an eyebrow, "and that means?"
"You can't just enter a temple and take something." Jackie explained.
"Relax Jackie." Quill assured him. "I'm sure they'll make an exception for a celebrity." With that he walked towards the door, Jackie sighed before following.
Inside there were multiple young Revonnahganders practicing while an instructor supervised them. "Looks just like a movie I saw once." Peter said. "Hey there!"
The instructor saw them and raised his hand, signalling the students to stop. "Who are you?"
"My name is Jackie Chan, this is Peter Quill." Jackie introduced the two of them. "We are here on behalf of a former student, Rook Blonko."
"We just need to grab something from his old locker and we'll be outta here." Quill stepped forward but the instructor stopped him.
"No one is allowed back there without the grandmasters permission." He said firmly.
Quill raised an eyebrow. "Didn't the grandmaster turn into a crazy cyborg?"
"Kundo dishonored and betrayed the ancient ways who claimed to defend." The instructor said. "There is a new grandmaster now. He should be here shortly, you are free to wait."
"Come on man," Quill smiled. "I'm sure you can make an exception for the one and only Star-Lord."
The instructor raised eye eyebrow, "who?"
Quill lost his smile. "Star-Lord, the legendary outlaw turned Hero? Leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy?" The instructor just shook his head. "Seriously?"
"Please," Jackie said, "this is very urgent."
"We don't have time for this." Quill walked past the instructor on onto the training floor. He was instantly confronted by the students, some of whom pointed their staffs at him. "Easy, kids." Quill held his hands up peacefully. "I'm one of the good guys. And look no offence but I've fought, Thanos, Symbiotes, Ravagers and even a living moon. So since I'm clearing not someone you wanna fight, lets just put the sticks away," he placed a hand on one of the staffs, only for its wielder to kick him in the stomach. "Argh!" Quill stepped backwards, "cheap shot." He drew his element gun. "Fair warning, the water this shoots is really cold!"
"Students!" The instructor spoke up. "Stand down." With that all the students lowered their weapons and stood aside.
"Okay," Star-Lord smiled as he holstered his element gun and straightened his jacket. "That's more like it."
"Quill, wait for the master." Jackie warned.
"Dude relax, I got this." Quill slid open the door and looked up making his eyes widen. "Whoops. Sorry, thought this was the bathroom." He turned around to walk away but he was grabbed by the back of his jacket collar and lifted off the ground. "Ah Jackie?" Another student stepped through the door, but this Revonnahgander was over eight feet tall. "Got a not so little problem here."
The giant student yelled as he threw Quill across the room where he hit the ground hard.
"Peter." Jackie kneeled down to help him.
Star-Lord saw the student stomping towards them. "Look out!"
Jackie looked up to see him stomp on Quills chest and Jackie's hands. "Ooohhhh," he shook his hands as he stood up. "We don't want to fight." The Revonnahgander then kicked him hard enough to knock him to the floor.
"Jackie!" Quill Got up and tried to run to him, but the Revonnahgander grabbed him by the back of his jacket and lifted him off the ground again. "Not this time!" He activated his jet boots, allowing him to break free of his grip. "My turn." Quill few towards the student and tried to round house kick him in the head. But the Revonnahgander caught his leg, "uh oh." He then swung Star-Lord around multiple times before throwing him threw the air where he hit the ground hard.
Jackie had recovered and spotted rope hanging from a weapons rack. He grabbed it and threw it, wrapping it around the Revonnahganders wrist. But the much taller being proved much stronger and pulled Jackie off his feet, bringing him the students feet. Jackie had to roll over to avoid being stomped on, but as he tried to crawl away the Revonnahgander grabbed his feet and pulled him off the ground to flip him in the air. Jackie managed to recover and land in a crouch, but had to run as the student stomped after him. "Bad day! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!" Jackie ran to the wall and ran up before jumping off so he could fly over his opponent and land behind him. But that plan hit a snag when the Revonnahgander reached up and grabbed him. "Bad DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Jackie screamed as he was thrown across the room, landing across from Star-Lord as he was recovering.
"Okay, I was hoping I wouldn't have to use this." Peter pulled something out of his pocket. "Okay actually I really hoped I would."
Jackie saw what he was holding. "A talisman. How did you get that from the vault in Section 13?"
"Hey your niece steals them all the time." Peter pointed out. "Turns out its really easy." The talisman glowed as it activated and Quill jumped at him. "Try this!" He swung a punch, but he went right through him. "Huh?" Quill looked at himself and saw he was see through. "Ghost talisman?" He turned to see the giant Revonnahgander standing over his unmoving body, then drop his elbow into his chest. "Hey!" Peter flew back into his body and instantly gripped his chest in pain.
"The Sheep talisman is the power of astral projection." Jackie explained. "You can only interact with someone by entering their dreams."
"Worst power, EVER!" Quill snapped. The two of them saw the giant student coming towards them and ran.
Quill grabbed a staff from a rack and pointed it at the giant Revonnahgander. "Last warning! Back off before I have to use this!" The staff them collapsed in his hand. "Seriously?" He then threw it at the student who caught it and snapped it back in place. "Fine! I got something way better than a staff." He raised his element gun and fired a strong stream of water. The Revonnahgander spun the top part of the staff around blocking the water, then spun around and sent the water right back at Quill. Star-Lord just managed to avoid the water, causing it to hit Jackie who was behind him and knock him to the floor. "Okay, that was kinda awesome."
Jackie glared at him before spitting out some of the water.
The Revonnahgander swung the staff, knocking the element gun out of Quills hand. "Ow!" He spotted a pair of nun chucks, grabbed them and began swinging them around, only to hit himself in the head and make all of the students laugh. Shaking it off Star-Lord grabbed a wooden sword, "okay, no more playing around!" With that he swung it, only for the Revonnahgander to grab it and pull it out of his hands. Jackie came from the side and tried to pull it away, but the student threw it to the ground. Quill grabbed another sword and swung it, but it two was caught and tossed away. Jackie tried to attack with another wooden sword but it had the same results. The two of them kept trying but with no success and soon ran out of wooden swords. They grabbed the closest thing, which turned out to be the opposite ends of a single bo staff. By the time the realised it, the giant Revonnahgander grabbed the staff and lifted it and them over his head before spinning around. The two of them screamed while the students laughed, even the instructor smiled in amusement.
Suddenly a door opened and an elderly Revonnahgander with a beard and walking stick walked in. The instructors eyes widened. "Students!" With that the giant student stopped spinning, causing Jackie and Quill to let go and fall to the floor. The rest of the students lined up on the floor as the grandmaster walked to the top of the room. As he turned to face them, all the students gave a bow of respect.
"May I help you?" The grandmaster asked.
"I'll ask the questions here." Star-Lord got to his feet and stood before him. "Who are you?"
"Yu," he answered.
"Not me you." Quill shot back.
"Yes, I am Yu." He nodded.
"Just answer the question." Quill glared at him. "Who are you?"
"I have told you." He said
"Are you deaf?" Quill asked.
"No, Yu is blind." The grandmaster clarified.
"I'm not blind." Quill pointed at him. "Your blind."
"That is what I just said." He replied.
"You just said what?" Quill asked.
"I didn't say what." He pointed out. "I said Yu."
Quill held his arms out, "and that's what I'm asking you."
"And Yu is answering." The grandmaster pointed out.
"Shut up!" Quill snapped before pointing at the instructor. "You."
The grandmaster raised an eyebrow, "yes?"
"Not you him!" Quill went on. "Whats your name?"
"Me." He answered.
"Yes you." Star-Lord nodded.
"I am Me." He said.
"He is Me and I am Yu." The Grandmaster clarified.
Quills eye began twitching violently as Jackie placed a hand on his shoulder. "Let me try." he stood before the grandmaster and bowed. "We are here on behalf of a former student, Rook Blonko. We need a scroll that he believes has information that will help us stop some very dangerous people."
"Very well," the grandmaster nodded. "Me. Show them the way." The instructor nodded and opened a door.
"Thank you for your help." Jackie bowed again.
"And another thing!" Star-Lord pointed at the giant Revonnahgander. "What ever you're feeding this guy, knock it off."
"Come on!" Jackie grabbed Quills arm and pulled him away.
"And for the record I was holding back!" Quill yelled as he was pulled through the door.
This one was fun to write. Jackie Chan Adventures was a great show.