Hi everyone. Hope your all keeping safe out there. Quick heads up, I've added a lot of extra stuff to this one.
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Replace and Amaze
Hancock (Duncanville, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Loud House, Gravity Falls, Archer, The Simpsons, Casper A Spirited Beginning, The Incredibles, Back to the Future, Family Guy)
Duncan slept soundly in his bed while snoring loudly.
"DUNCAN!" Jing ran into his room, jumped up on the bed and began banging her fists against his head. "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" He showed no signs of even feeling her small fists, so she grabbed two hammers off the dresser and started hitting him with them. "WAKE UP!"
"That's not gonna work." Kimberly walked in with a sledge hammer. Jing jumped off the bed as her sister brought it down on their brothers head. After several hits Duncan started to waked up.
"Huh?"
"Oh good your up." Annie said as she and Jack walked in. "Theres a high speed chase going on."
"Show em Kim." Jack said and the pink haired girl showed her brother her phone, playing a news report with Greg and Terry.
"Chaos on the highway as a dangerous high speed chase is underway between police and a gang known as the Toon Patrol." Terry said.
A picture of the five weasels appeared between them showing Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy and Stupid. "Seen here dressed like characters from a cheap gangster B movie." Greg quipped. "The gang attacked a bank during a money transfer, making off with over $800,000."
"Thankfully know one was hurt," Terry added, "the police arrived at the scene and the chase began."
"Cool," with that Duncan lay back down and fell a sleep again.
"Ugh," Kimberly rolled her eyes, "how is the one with powers?"
Everyone covered their ears as Annie took out an air horn and the noise woke Duncan up once again. "Duncan no more messing around." His mother said firmly. "Get outta bed, get your pants on, stop that crime and save the day!"
"Argh," Duncan groaned. "Cant the cops handle it?"
There was silence, until the room erupted in laughter.
"Aw man," Duncan wiped a tear from his eye as he stoop up. "Okay, somebody hand me my pants."
"Here you go." Jing handed them to him.
Moments later Duncan was fully dressed. "Hey can I get some breakfast first?"
"Its noon Duncan, you slept through breakfast." Jack pointed out.
Duncan sighed, "Whatever." With that he blasted off of the ground and smashed through the ceiling.
"Why doesn't he go outside before he flies off?" Annie sighed.
(Now play the Duncanville theme)
Duncan soared through the air as he flew past a flock of birds, then narrowly avoided crashing through a plane.
"HELP!"
Duncan looked down and saw a Lynn and Rita Loud next to Vanzilla screaming for help.
"Urgh, I gotta do this now?" Duncan rolled his eyes before landing infront of them.
"Hey your that super powered kid." Lynn recognised him.
"Duh. Whats the problem?" Duncan asked.
"Our kids are trapped in the van and we can't get the doors or windows open." Rita pointed to the van, which seemed to be filled with thick green fumes. Suddenly Lincoln, Lola and Luna pressed themselves against the windows.
"HELP US!"
"Just a second kids. Help is here." Lynn tried to reassure his children. "Okay, if you give the door some elbow grease, you should be able to open it without damaging-" He was cut off when Duncan dug his fingers into the side of the van, lifted it off the ground and ripped it in half. Almost all of the kids to fell out, faces green and gasping for air.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Lynn Sr screamed in horror. "MY VAN!"
Duncan caught a whiff of the green fumes. "Uh! What that smell?" All the kids pointed to the one Loud still in the van.
"Poo poo." Lily giggled as she sat there strapped into her car seat with green fumes coming out of her diaper.
"Strained cabbage and beats." They all said.
Rita took Lily out of her car seat. "Thank you Duncan."
"Don't mention it." Duncan casually tossed both halfs of Vanzilla behind him and they landed with a loud bang. "Later," with that Duncan flew off.
"My van!" Lynn Sr fell to his knees and cried. "My beautiful van!"
The rest of his family just stood there with annoyed expressions.
"We're fine dad," Lori frowned. "Thanks for asking."
Duncan flew through the air again to get back to the stopping that car chase.
"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!"
"Seriously?" Duncan groaned as the sound of someone else in need. He flew down to Mabel who was standing next to a tree.
"Please help my pig Waddles." Mabel begged and pointed up to the tree.
"Did you say pig?" Duncan looked up to see Waddles tied to a branch by the cord of a grappling hook. "Is that a grappling hook?"
"What?" Mabel looked away. "Who would try to teach a pig to use a grappling hook? That's crazy." She laughed nervously.
Duncan raised an eyebrow but didn't ask. Grabbing the tree he ripped it out of the ground and lowered it down so Mabel could reach the branch.
"Don't worry Waddles, I'll have you out there before you know it." Mabel assured the pig as she began trying to untie the grapple line. "Almost, one more and… done!" Mabel had successfully untied the pig from the branch… but had somehow tied herself to the pigs back. "Uh oh."
Duncan raised an eyebrow. "How did you-" he cut off as Mabels phone rang.
"Hold on," she answered it, "You've got Mabel."
"Mabel its Soos. Your not gonna believe it. The 7-Eleven here sells Smile Dip." He said.
"Smile Dip!" Mabels eyes widened in excitement. "The kind that was banned in America? I'm on my way!"
"Wait, it was ba-" Soos was cut off as the Pines twin hung up.
"Wheres the 7-Eleven?" Mabel asked.
"Uh," Duncan blinked. "Go down the street and turn left."
"You heard em Waddles. To the Smile Dip!" With that the pig ran down the street. "Thanks again!"
Duncan watched them go in confusion before putting the tree down and blasting off into the sky. Seconds later the tree to tipped over and fell ontop of a car parked just behind it.
It was at that moment Archer was kicked out of bar and landed on his face. "Ow! Yeah? Well your whole bar smells like a toilet Pam uses." He picked himself up and the saw his car had been crushed by the tree. "MY CAR!"
Duncan was flying when his phone rang, "hello?"
"Duncan is Mia," he automatically gained a goofy smile. "Are you busy?"
Duncan stops and floats in the air, "no I'm not doing anything important."
"Great cause I kinda need some help here." Mia admitted as she was chained to an old building. "Could you meet me at the old Applegate Mansion?"
"The what?" Duncan asked.
"The old place that smells like stale hotdogs." She explained.
In about a minute Duncan landed beside her. "Hey Mia. Why are you chained up?"
"To stop him from demolishing this place." Mia pointed to the multiple bulldozers ready to tare the place down, in in front of them stands Mr Burns and Smithers.
"Smithers, did another teenager just fly out of the sky or am I having a stroke?" Mr Burns asked.
"That would be Duncan, the super powered teenager." Smithers explained.
"Whats going on?" Duncan asked.
"I'm trying to demolish this decrepit eyesore to build myself a new summer home, after the destruction of my previous ones." Mr Burns said.
"What happened?" Duncan asked.
"In order," Smithers began. "Built on an ancient Indian burial ground, collapsed into a sink hole, burned to the ground, destroyed by earthquake, collapsed into the same sink hole and finally built ontop of radioactive waste."
"Yes, thats the ironic one." Mr Burns admitted. "Now move!"
"No way!" Mia shot back. "We won't let this piece of history. Right Duncan?"
"Sure, I got this." With that Duncan blasted forward and one by one, he tossed the bulldozers through the air and out of sight.
"Great job Duncan. How'd you know the drivers were out on lunch break?" Mia asked.
Duncans eyes widen, "Uh… I just knew."
Their attention was caught by infamous slow clapping. "Well done," Mr Buns said, "But this is far from over."
"What are you gonna do, release the hounds?" Duncan mocked.
"No it's the hounds week off." Mr Burns said. "Smithers."
Smithers took out a device and pressed a button. The sound of metal footsteps was heard and from out of the trees came the Omnidroid V.9.
"Whoa," Duncan blinked.
"Where did you get that?" Mia asked.
"When rich people die, other rich people buy their belongings." Mr Burns shrugged.
The Omnidroid marched towards the teens and raised is claw to strike. Duncan snapped the chains around Mia, grabbed her and flew into the air as the claw struck the ground.
"Thanks Duncan." Mia held on to him as they floated in the air.
"No problem," he smiled.
"LOOK OUT!" Mia screamed and Duncan moved just in time to avoid the large rocks the Omnidroid was pulling out of the ground and throwing at them. Duncan put Mia safely on the ground before face the Omnidroid that was approaching him. Duncan blasted forward, tearing right through the Omndroid's body. He came to a stop and saw the robots power cure on the other end of his extended fight. He looked back to see the Omnidroid fall over. "huh, that was easy."
"What?" Mr Burns gasped. "But how?"
"Sir, this robot was built in the 1960s." Smithers pointed out.
Duncan landed and pulled the power core off his arm before tossing it way. "You did it Duncan!" Mia ran over to him. "You saved the Applegate Mansion."
Duncan raised an eyebrow, "the what?" Mia pointed to the building he that he just stopped from being torn down. "Oh right. No big deal, just you know normal superhero stuff."
"Still though, when I was the only one who turned up at protest. I thought that guy was gonna send the bulldozers in while I was tied to it." Mia said.
"Shes not wrong." Mr Burns shrugged.
"So now that I saved your life-" suddenly Duncan's phone rang and he answered it.
"Duncan you're on TV." Came the excited voice of Jing as she watched the news from the couch in the living room.
"Thanks Jing, but I'm kinda busy right now." Duncan said looking to Mia.
"Oh we see how busy you are." His mother said as she took the phone. "You still haven't stopped that car chase."
"That's still happening?" Duncan asked.
"Duncan!" Annie snapped.
"I had other stuff to do!" Duncan shot back.
Kimberly took the phone. "Heads up, all those bulldozers you tossed around landed in town and did a ton of property damage."
Duncan and Mia looked at each other before looking at Mr Burns. "Don't look at me."
"They were your bulldozers." Mia pointed out.
"Tough taters." Burns crossed his arms. "Maybe this will teach you stay out of rich peoples business."
Duncan put a hand on Mia's shoulder. "I got this." Then he grabbed Mr Burns, turned him upside down and began shaking him causing the contents of his pockets fell out. His wallet, multiple credit cards, multiple wads of cash, gold coins and even some diamonds.
"Why do carry all of that on you?" Mia asked.
"I only weigh as much as more clothes and whats in my pockets." Burns explained as a gentle breeze blew him out of Duncans hands and he floated threw the air like a candy wrapper.
"Sir!" Smithers chased after him with a long stick. "Try to grab the other end!"
"You think that'll be enough to fix up the town?" Duncan asked.
Mia picked up a diamond and smiled. "Yeah, I'd say so."
"So…" Duncan scratched the back of his head. "You wanna go get some pizza?" He picked up one of the cards, "I bet this would get us a lot of toppings."
"Hate to interrupt you there son." Jack spoke up from the phone. "But those weasels just shot out a police car."
"Better rain check on the pizza." Mia playful punched his arm. "You gotta go save the day again."
"Yeah. Later." With that Duncan blasted off the ground and out of sight. As Mia collected the dropped money, Smithers ran past her, still trying to catch Mr Burns.
It didn't take Duncan long to find the car chase, he flew down to the getaway car, ripping the top off the car and dropped down into the back seat.
"Hey," he said casually as the weasels pointed their guns at him. "Look I've had a long morning and was woken up when I was having a dream about kissing Wonder Woman."
"I also had that dream when I was your age." Greasy said. "Of course that was Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman."
"Nice." Duncan smiled. "But seriously, if we warp this up fast I can get back to it before Batman steals her again."
"I don't know how to respond to that." Smartass admitted. "Shoot him!" With that they all opened fire on Duncan, but the bullets harmlessly bounced off of him and went through the windows, doors, floor and windshield.
"STOP! STOP!"
"Dude!" Duncan looked at the holes in his green hoodie. "This is my favorite hoodie."
"Ugh…" Stupid blinked. "Anybody know how to sow?"
Duncan glared at him before stomping his feet though the floor of the car and into the road, digging up the tarmac and bringing the car to a stop. Duncan flew out of his seat and grabbed the back of the car, lifting it up off the ground as the weasels screamed. "Where are your seat belts?" Duncan asked as he swung the car from side to side.
Wheezy and Stupid were turning green from all the swinging around. "I don't feel so good," the latter said before their cheeks puffed up. They both stuck their heads out the window and lost their lunches.
Down on the ground Archer was yelling into his cell phone. "What do you mean I'm not covered against falling trees!? I didn't get that cover because trees don't just fall over. Yes I know thats literally, wait." Archer paused and thought for a moment. "Yes literally just happened. But that doesn't mean, hello?" The call had ended. "Son of a bit-AAHH!" Archer screamed as two streams of vomit rained down on his head. "ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!?"
Duncan tossed the car through the air before flying over to catch it again, he repeated this several times as the weasels screamed in terror.
"PUT US DOWN!"
"Oh you guys want down?" Duncan asked.
"YES!"
"Okay," he shrugged before swinging the car around rapidly as the weasels screamed before suddenly stopping, causing their heads to bang into each other. "Later." With that Duncan let go of the car and it fell.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The weasels screamed in terror car crashed… onto a manure truck.
Seconds later the police cars that had been chasing the weasels all pulled up. Joe Swanson got out and aimed his gun. "POLICE! OUTTA THE CAR!" Slowly the weasels crawled out of the manure and were covered it. "You have the right to remain silent. But first say the quote, you know the one."
The weasels looked at one another as the pumped the manure out of their hats and sighed. "I hate manure,"
"Ha." Joe laughed. "Okay spray em." Then the other cops sprayed the weasels with a riot hose.
"Ugh… I can smell them from here." Duncan covered his nose. Then his phone rang, "hello?"
"Duncan, its your boy Yangzi. Guess who got the early release of the new video game remake of Destroy All Humans?"
"Nice! Oh wait, I probably have to back home to deal with that hole I smashed through the roof." Duncan sighed.
Yangzi, Wolf and Bex were at the latter's grandmothers house playing the game. "We gotta nachos."
Seconds later the front door was knocked down and Duncan stepped in. "Lets play!"
I'm also looking forward to the Destroy All Humans Remake. I hope you all enjoyed the all the extra scenes. I felt a teen like Duncan with that much power would be funny. Also for those of you who haven't seen the movie, the Applegate Mansion is from Casper a Spirited Beginning. Quick thanks to Pittacos lore for thinking of the manure truck idea. Oh and don't forget to vote on the poll on my profile.