Benson runs out of the house through the front door, holding his hand with the other while trying to talk on his walkie talkie to contact Skips. Skips picks up while he drives his cart around the park.
Skips:"What is it Benson?"
Benson:"Some crazy chick is after Mordecai and Rigby! I need you to help them. They ran out the back door of the house and are headed for the Rock Garden from where they were running to."
Skips:"What a girl is chasing them down? I know they are idiots, but serious?"
Benson:"No Skips, you don't understand. This girl went psycho and started breaking stuff in the house and she freaking grew like some she hulk or something!"
Skips:"Alright! I'll see if I can find them."
Skips hangs up his walkie talkie and turns around speeding towards the rock garden on the other side of the park. Mordecai and Rigby are continuing to run like mad from Jenny whose rage is constantly growing as so does her physical body to massive size.
Mordecai:"Rigby we gotta lose her! She's catching up!"
They stop as Skips swerves in front of them in his cart.
Mordecai and Rigby:"SKIPS!"
Skips:"Get in!"
They both jump in Rigby in the back and Mordecai in the front. Skips then begins to speed off with Jenny still in tow and catching up to them.
Skips:"Who is that! No what is that!"
Mordecai:"This crazy ass fan!"
Skips"Why is she chasing you two?"
Rigby:"I told her our band wasn't going to perform again and she turned all red and went psycho on us!"
Mordecai:"Skips go faster!"
Skips:"I can't go too much faster!"
They all look back and see she is so close you can see the color of her eyes. They all scream and by reflex Skips hits the gas harder. Mordecai looks forward and screams again.
Mordecai:"SKIPS WALL!"
Skips:"What?"
Skips looks forward and swerves to the left, barely avoiding the wall. As he speeds off Jenny crashes through the wall. Skips stops, and they all look back wondering if she is okay. Rigby gets out even after Skips prepares to drive off. Rigby goes over to see her lying on the sidewalk, when he waves them to come over she gets up grabbing a large rock. Mordecai sees her and pushes Skips out the cart and speeds towards them. As he does Rigby jumps out the way and Mordecai makes a sharp turn falling out the cart as it spins flying through the air crashing into Jenny with a loud explosion. As Mordecai comes to he sees Rigby and Skips standing over him.
Rigby:"Dude that was awesome! You were all like neeeeeerrr and the cart went "whoosh" through the air! It was so cool!"
Mordecai:"Yeah dude thanks."
Mordecai coughs a few times. They both help him stand up on his feet, helping him regain his balance.
Skips:"You okay, Mordecai?"
Mordecai:"Yeah I'm good."
Jenny emerges from the blaze even larger. She slowly walks towards the trio, swatting them all away with one strike, Skips into a tree, Mordecai into a tree and Rigby down into the grass. She slowly approaches the unconscious Rigby. Mordecai screams at the sight of her approaching him and runs over to him. He shakes him a few times to no avail. When she reaches them she raises her fist high in the air, Mordecai stares up at her with his arms out begging her to stop.
Mordecai:"Wait Jenny we'll do it! We'll perform please don't kill us."
He rams his eyes shut.
Jenny:"You mean it?"
He opens his eyes and sees Jenny is back to normal with large tears in her dress.
Mordecai:"Umm yeah we'll do it. We can perform here in the park. Free admission! Jus wait a few days and we'll pick a date and we'll tell you when it is."
Jenny jumps for joy and hugs Mordecai's legs and runs out the hole she put in the wall.
Mordecai:"Ho….ly…"
Next Chapter: Mayhem the 8th: A Higher Education Mordecai and Rigby beg Benson to let them hold their show in the park, while doing their jobs, writing a new song, and handling a myriad of college hanging out at the pond.
