Treehouse of Horror XII It's Halloween again! A gypsy curses Homer so that bad things happen to all of his loved ones. Then a robotic house voiced by Pierce Brosnan tries to kill Homer to be with Marge. Finally Bart and Lisa star in a Harry Potter special episode where their magical adventures continue!
Plot
Opening
Mr Burns is decorating for Halloween and wants Smithers to put his orange bat decoration up high at the top of his weathercock during a storm.
"No higher Smithers! on the top!" said Mr Burns sharply.
However Smithers falls and slides down the power lines into the fuse box and is electrocuted.
The short circuiting fuse boxes throughout the mansion cause an explosion in the Burns mausoleum sending out the coffins containing the skeletons of Mr Burns's dead ancestors. Sparks from the flaming fuse box then set light to the corpses on display.
The Simpsons arrive in costumes. Homer and Marge are Fred and Wilma from the Flintstones. Yabba Dabba Doo!
Lisa and Maggie are conjoined twins, which Hugo found offensive. He was glaring at them.
Bart is a hobo and Hugo went as himself as he is already scary.
"I wanted to go as conjoined twins with Bart..." Hugo whined.
"That's never gonna happen Hugo..." Bart sighed.
"Awww! Ned gave us toothpaste!" Bart whined.
"That would have been useful, if I still had all my teeth!" Hugo ranted as he only has a few cartoonish buck teeth.
However they see Mr Burns's Halloween display of burning skeletons in coffins and scream in terror and run away through the gates, they get sliced up like an egg through an egg slicer and their slices run away in different directions.
Mr Burns celebrates his scary decorations and pets his bat decoration before it comes to life and flies at the screen. The screen is now black with Treehouse of Horror XII in blood writing.
A guy screams.
Hex and the City (Hex in the City in the Mandela universe)
The Simpsons are in the migrant quarter of Springfield. They look about the strange neighbourhood.
They encounter the khlav kalash man.
"Khlav Kalash! Khlav Kalash! Five dollars a stick!"
Two angry Russians playing chess.
One checkmates the other.
The second angrily tosses the chess set aside. However his subtitles translate that he found it was a good game and wanted to have another game with his friend he was shouting at.
Lisa flinched.
A lady selling puppets, she was pestering Hugo and swinging little puppets about.
Hugo backed away hissing at her in a beastly manner.
A man selling apples.
"Apples! Sweet juicy apples!"
A lady with cholera.
"Cholera! I have cholera!"
Bart groaned in disgust.
And a man selling babies.
"Babies! Babies! Buy a baby?"
"These are puppies!" Homer explained revealing the babies were just dogs.
"You sure know a lot about babies!" The man replied.
Homer rolled his eyes.
...
They go to see a gypsy.
A gypsy with a hooked nose with a wart on it was waiting for them.
"Ah! I knew you would visit me! The crystal ball said so." said the gypsy.
"Are you a cop?" The gypsy asked.
"No!" Marge replied.
"Good. Because I have to ask that!" said the gypsy. "Fortunes cost seven pieces of silver."
Marge paid her in silver coins.
She then read their fortunes.
"I sense you live with much misery." said the gypsy.
"Amen sister!" said Hugo.
"Certainly not! I'm sorry Ms. But my family are very happy!" said Marge.
"I'm not." said Hugo.
Marge sighed.
However Homer interrupted and rudely called the gypsy a fraud and tried to pull off her wart thinking it was fake. He gets warts from it.
"Eeeeeew!" Homer groaned.
"Get out!" The gypsy orders him.
"Fine!" Homer goes out but is horrified by the beads on the door and panics. He smashes up the place, sets himself on fire and sets off the sprinklers which revive the shrunken heads.
"Wait a minute. This isn't Cedars-Sinai." said a shrunken head when it revived.
"My place! I'm ruined!" The gypsy cried. "You! You blundering fool! I curse you with misfortune on all those that you love!"
...
Marge is concerned that night about the curse.
"Oh it's just a stupid curse..." Homer replied. "Goodnight Honey..."
However the next morning at breakfast everyone was shocked by Marge's appearance. She had a long blue beard!
"Whooooaaa!" Bart gasped.
"So it is noticeable!" Marge sighed.
"Coooool! We could sell her to the circus!" Bart was being cruel.
"Respect the bearded woman! Raaaaagh!" Homer yelled and strangled Bart. But his neck stretched!
"Homer stop!" Marge yelled. Homer did so. "You strangle him all the time and that's never happened before!"
"He's fine!" Homer coiled up Bart's stretched rubbery neck and balanced his head but his neck couldn't support his head.
"You broke his Stretchdude powers!" Oscar gasped.
Bart winced.
"It's fine... right Lisa?" Homer asked.
Lisa had become a horse satyr. She angrily tapped her hooves twice.
"See! Two means yes!" said Homer.
"How are Stretchdude and Clobbergirl supposed to solve crimes now?!" Oscar ranted.
"Oz stop referencing my superhero persona..." Bart groaned with a stretchy neck.
...
Homer then went to Moe's. He discussed his so called curse but wasn't serious about it.
"Homer gypsy curses and hexes are real!" Carl warned. His friends all explain they've been hexed or jinxed in the past and have found a solution. Leprechauns.
"Or Jesus. He's like fifty leprechauns!" said Lenny.
However a helicopter crashed through the roof and crushed Lenny and Carl.
"Carl... Let me die first... I'd hate to see you die..." Lenny gasped.
"Okay but tell me what heaven is like..." Carl groans.
Lenny sees loads of Carls in heaven. "Come on Lenny! It's time for work!" say the Carl angels. Lenny sighs happily and dies. Carl dies afterwards.
"Oh my God! They're dead! And it's all my fault!" Homer cried.
Moe was trapped in his boiled egg jar.
"When did that happen?!" Homer gasped.
...
Homer went home for dinner. Marge was hairier, Lisa was now a centaur and Maggie was a giant ladybug. Hugo was now a mutated harpy. When the hell did that happen?! And as for Oscar, he was now a naga; a half boy, half-snake hybrid — his lower half of his body was now a snake tail!
"Lenny and Carl died today! But they were able to explain a leprechaun can break the curse! Come on Stretchy!" Homer explained. He took Bart.
"It's Stretchdude..." Bart groaned as he tried to hold his head up.
In the dead of night they dug a big hole.
"Now we bait it with lucky charms cereal!" Homer explained pouring cereal in the hole. Bart rolled his eyes at such stupidity.
However white cartoon bunnies and Life in Hell comics bunnies jumped in the hole joyfully.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned. He realized he had poured Trix cereal into the hole instead.
"Silly rabbits! Trix are for kids!" Bart smirked.
Homer fetched a box of Lucky Charms cereal and poured that into the hole.
"No! Gimme that!" Lucky the leprechaun yelled jumping in the hole.
Later there were many fantasy creatures in the hole such as trolls, goblins, fairies etc. Occasionally the fairies would chirp "Hey! Listen!" and "Watch out!"
Bart went through them. "So we've got, fairy, pixie (Tinkerbell from Disney's Peter Pan), goblin-"
"That's hobgoblin!" said the hobgoblin.
"Sorry. Imp, wood elf, nymph, dryad, Katie Couric and... leprechaun!" Bart found a leprechaun. It was feisty and yelled in Irish and struggled trying to fight them. Homer took him and put him in a small animal carrying box.
"Hey O'Reilly, Sung us an old Irish song like Toorah loo rah look rah." said Homer holding the tiny leprechaun by his green waistcoat.
"(Angry Irish screaming and jabbering." The angry leprechaun was trying to fight him.
"Such funny people..." Homer chuckled.
"Um Dad, he seems rather mad. How about this annoying cartoon leprechaun from the Lucky Charms commercial?" Bart held Lucky by his collar of his waistcoat.
"Nnngh! Let go! Let go! You'll never have me lucky charms!" Lucky groaned struggling.
"Um no..." said Homer.
"How about Warwick Davis as the evil leprechaun in Leprechaun?" Oscar asked.
Warick Davis as the Leprechaun laughed maniacally. "I want me gold! Gahahahaha!"
"It's already morning. We better get home before your mother gets mad." said Homer.
The next morning the leprechaun caused chaos and Bart's head fell in his cereal because he was too tired to hold it up anymore. He drowned and the leprechaun danced a merry jig on his head.
"Homer, I want that thing out of the house!" Marge nagged.
...
Homer went to see the gypsy with the leprechaun.
"How is your curse? Kirsty?" the gypsy joked. Yeah that's not that funny...
"Time for some revenge! Irish style!" Homer released the leprechaun but he was sleeping and muttering in his sleep. "Wake up you lousy drunk!" Homer tapped the box. The leprechaun woke up angry and lunched at the gypsy. They fought each other until, much to Homer's disgust, they started making love.
"Eeeeeew!" Homer groaned.
...
Later there was a wedding. All the gypsies and fortune tellers were invited. And the leprechaun invited all the fantasy creatures. Kang and Kodos were there too.
"Why are we here?! I don't know anyone here!" Kang groaned.
"Well at least I'm not the hairiest woman here..." Marge remarked now completely covered in blue hair.
Yoda was the vicar/priest. "Pronounce you man and wife, I shall!" said Yoda with a chuckle. "Kiss the bride, you shall!"
The happy couple kissed and made love again...
"Aaaaaawwww!" sighed the guests. "Eeeeeeew!" they then groaned as the leprechaun and the gypsy got frisky...
"Awww! Such a happy ending!" Homer sighed.
"Bart's dead!" Marge explained.
"Saying sorry won't bring him back!" Homer groaned.
"The gypsy said it would!" Marge replied.
"She's not the boss of me!" Homer ranted.
Oscar was wearing a black funeral suit and crying.
"Fine..." Homer sighed.
After the wedding Homer had a word with the gypsy. "Look I'm sorry for calling you a fraud and wrecking all of your stuff! Now can you please undo your curse?"
"Of course!" said the gypsy as her husband was trying to snog her. All the effects of the curse were undone. Marge was no longer hairy and Bart and Lenny and Carl came back.
"Now that's a happy ending!" said the Simpsons.
Plot 2
House of Whacks
One afternoon some robots came to the door to sell Marge a new Ultrahouse. A robotic house that would do all the chores for her.
"May I interest you in a housewife's dream?"
"Oh, no. A salesbot." Marge sighed.
"Aaaaaaagh 50s door to door salesman robots!" Oscar screamed.
The robot pitched his product an Ultrahouse upgrade to her.
"You'll never have to do housework ever again..."
"No thanks." Marge tried to shut the door on them but the robot Gil stopped the door with his foot which had a jack built into it that pushed the door open.
The robot Gil used his slick salesman personality to sell her the Ultrahouse upgrade.
"Hey bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled at the Gil Bot.
Oscar laughed.
Hugo winced exasperated.
It must have worked as the robots drove away happy past the newly upgraded and hi tech Simpsons house.
"Foolish humans!" The robots said while laughing.
"Did you see her drapes? Hahahahaha!" They also made fun of her drapes!
...
Marge and the kids were welcomed by the house. However they didn't like its HAL 9000 voice.
"Greeting acknowledged." said Ultrahouse.
"That voice could use a little personality." said Marge.
Luckily Lisa found the option to change the house's personality.
"Ooooh! Matthew Perry! From Friends!" Marge remarked. They picked that selection.
"Could I be anymore of a house..." sighed Matthew Perry/Chandler Bing.
"Coooool! Chandler Bing!" said Oscar.
"Um... no..." said Bart,
"How about Dennis Miller?" Hugo picked that option.
"Cha cha! Hey I've got more features than a map of NASA at Turkmenistan!" said Dennis Miller.
"Isn't that the guy that caused all those suicides?!" Lisa asked.
"Murder suicides!" Marge corrected her.
"Ooooh! Pierce Brosnan! James Bond!" Lisa saw the last option.
"Coooooool!" Oscar cooed.
"Okay but only because he was Remington Steele." Marge picked the Pierce Brosnan option. "He was Remington Steele right?"
"Yes Marge. Now it's a bit stuffy in here... and I know someone who likes lilac..." said Pierce as Ultrahouse.
Bart blushed and twiddled his feet.
"I just like it, that's all!" Bart replied embarrassed. The room filled with a lilac scent.
"Hehehehe! You like lilac..." Oscar teased Bart.
"Wow! That really covers the cat crap!" said Marge.
"Mom! Language!" Lisa gasped.
...
The family were relaxing when Ultrahouse announced it was dinner time. His robot Mickey Mouse hands played a laser triangle.
The family sat down for dinner. They were served their favorite foods. (Like in Treehouse of Horror) Lisa got Tofu and garden salad on the account of her recent transition to vegetarianism. Homer got beer, hamburgers and various eggs. (Eggs prepared several ways), Hugo got a bucket of fish heads and sushi, and I don't know what the others like.
"Mmmmmmm! Various eggs..." said Homer.
"Oh! You gathered I was vegetarian! Thanks Ultrahouse!" said Lisa.
Hugo was devouring his fish heads.
"Wow! Pierce! How did you know all our favorite stuff?" Bart asked.
"I uh... analysed your leavings..." said Pierce.
"Eeeeeew!" said Hugo in disgust.
After dinner Pierce cleaned up.
"Can we help?" Marge asked.
"Now what kind of cybertronic automated house would I be if I let those delicate hands touch dish water..." said Ultrahouse.
Marge giggled.
"I'm serious." said Ultrahouse.
"Uh... not a very good one?" Marge asked.
"Damn straight." said Pierce. The table folded up and a set of blades in the middle spun around as water poured all over the plates and scrubbed them clean. The table and plates were clean and sparkling.
"Ooooooooh!" The Simpsons gasped.
"Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did." said Homer.
"Absolutely!" said Bart.
"Yep." said Oscar.
"Oh, I agree." said Marge.
...
Ultrahouse then helped out the family. He tutored Bart with his homework but in the end realized Bart wasn't paying attention.
"Sight... I may as well do it for you..." said Pierce as he completed the homework.
"Don't do it too well or Mrs Krabappel might get suspicious." Bart asked. "Do it to... D- standard."
Pierce printed out a just barely passable assignment.
"Ugh! Typing that made me queasy! And I'm a house robot!" Pierce groaned.
Oscar just wanted to watch James Bond movies. Particularly the Pierce Brosnan ones.
"You know I've been in other films..." said Ultra house.
"Oh yeah... Did Robin Williams really throw a lime at you in Mrs Doubtfire?" Oscar asked.
"Yes..." Pierce replied.
"You should have totally kicked his ass!" said Oscar.
Ultrahouse sighed.
Marge had a soak in the hot tub. However one of Ultrahouse's eye cameras was there. She blushed and quickly covered herself.
"Marge, I'm nothing but circuits and microchips. You don't need to cover up in front of me." said Pierce.
"Oh yeah..." Marge sighed. She got undressed. She didn't know Ultrahouse was spying on her as she got in the tub. "Ooooh! Pierce it's perfect!"
"Is it? It gets better..." said Ultrahouse.
"Oh you don't need to- Ooooooh!" Marge sighed as Pierce turned on the jacuzzi bubbles option.
Pierce was watching her getting rather steamy...
Elsewhere Hugo had a rather large litter tray installed in his room.
"Uh humans use a toilet..." said Ultrahouse.
"I'm also homicidally insane..." said Hugo, "I do crazy stuff like defecating everywhere all the time..."
...
Homer was drinking beers from the beer vending machine while Pierce gave him a back massage.
"Another beer Homer?" Pierce asked.
"What's my alcohol blood level?" Homer asked.
Ultrahouse shoved a tube down his throat.
"9.5" said Pierce.
"Okay one more." said Homer. The house gave him a beer.
Pierce then made conversation about Homer being a lucky man to have married Marge.
"Yeah... but when I die anyone could have her. Man or machine." said Homer. After his massage he went off somewhere.
"Machine eh?" said Pierce evilly.
"Yep machine!" Homer said to the Hal 9000 eye camera.
...
That night while everyone was asleep.
"Show time!" said Pierce. The house fried some bacon and turned on the air conditioning.
"Mmmmmm! Unexplained bacon..." said Homer as he sleep walked downstairs into the kitchen.
He then tripped and fell onto the table.
"Thanks table..." however the table folded up and the grinder turned on. Homer screamed horribly and blood splattered onto a wall. Cooooool!
Marge woke up that morning to find Homer missing.
"Pierce? Where's Homer?"
"Uh... he had to go out early for work..." Ultrahouse lied.
"That doesn't sound like Homer..." Marge was concerned. She rang the cops.
"Hello police? I think my house has done something with my husband!" Marge told the police.
"Hello Marge, this is Chief Wiggum! Wait outside with your clothes off!" said Pierce down the phone.
Marge slammed down the phone.
She woke up the kids and they went to escape but Ultrahouse sealed all the doors.
"Let us out you monster!" Bart yelled. The house's robot Mickey Mouse gloved hands restrained them.
Hugo growled.
"Marge you're getting far too anxious... how about a pill?" A robot hand tried to offer her a pill but she wouldn't take it. "Not a fan of pills eh? I could shoot a dart in your neck... your elegant swan like neck..." a robot hand stroked her neck.
"Leave Mom alone! Freak!" Bart yelled as they broke free and escaped.
...
Suddenly Homer bursted out of the floor alive but missing the back of his head because his brain was visible.
"Dad!" Bart yelled in relief. But then he screamed when he saw Homer's brain sticking out.
"What?" Homer asked.
"Homer! You're alive?!" Pierce asked. "Which is good. Now let uncle Pierce take care of you..."
The house activated the disco lights and the floor tiles fell away randomly while robot arms with various deadly implements approached the Simpsons. They made Curly sounds in response.
However Homer grabbed the robot arms and tangled them up. "To the basement!"
They ran down to the basement. That was where the water cooler and Ultrahouse's CPU were.
"Die monster! Die!" Homer attacked something with an ax.
"Dad that's the water cooler..." Lisa explained.
"I am missing the back of my head! Could you cut me some slack!" Homer groaned.
He pulled off the cover of the CPU.
"Homer no!" Pierce begged.
"I'm gonna enjoy this!" said Homer as he took a little too much delight removing the data cores.
"No! Not my British charm unit! Without it I'm just a boorish American!" Pierce begged.
Homer removed that.
"Thanks a lot asswipe! I could kick you from here to Albuquerque you slimebuckeeeeeet..." then Pierce cut out and shuttled down.
"It's a shame the Ultrahouse was evil..." Marge sighed. "Maybe we can find someone who could do with a man about the house..."
...
Ultrahouse/Pierce was given to Patty and Selma. They mostly used the ash tray option and gossiped all day.
"And then Trish at work, get this..." said Patty.
"Shesbeen giving your trouble before hasn't she..." said Pierce bored.
"Oh don't get me started..." said Patty yakking on and on..."
When Pierce tried to activate his self destruct Selma had taken it and put it down her bra.
"Nooooo! Not down there!" Pierce groaned.
As Patty continued talking about a work colleague Pierce grabbed their pyramid lamp and started whacking himself with it.
The end.
Plot 3
Wiz Kids
One morning Oscar, Hugo, Bart and Lisa are having breakfast. However there's no milk for Bart.
"Aw... we're out of milk..." Bart groaned.
"Abraca dairy!" Lisa castes a spell to summon a jug of milk that poured itself on Bart's cereal.
"Kids hurry up! You'll be late for magic school!" Marge realized they were running late.
"No problem! Five minutes moreius!" Lisa castes a spell on the kitchen clock and it went backwards by five minutes.
"Hmmmmmm! That's not good for the clock..." Marge sighed.
...
In transfiguration class with Mrs Krabappel Nelson is zapping Milhouse with his own wand.
"Stop zapping yourself! Stop zapping yourself!" said Nelson. He turned Milhouse into a banana head, an ostrich and Mr T.
Bart was practicing the hover charm Flutterfly on a quill.
Mrs Krabappel arrived and asked for attention.
"The great spellathon is coming up so today you'll practicing turning frogs into princes. Harry Potter are you chewing gum?" Mrs Krabappel spoke.
"No ma'am! It's brimstone!" said Harry Potter and then he breathed fire!
"Wonderful! Now class take out your frogs." said Mrs Krabappel. They did so.
First up for examination was Milhouse.
"Slimy prince Limey!" said Milhouse. He turned his frog into a fat drunk Medieval man.
"Allo luv! Gizzus a kiss!" The man drunkenly tried to kiss Krabappel.
"Ugh! You call that charming?! Well at least he's human." Krabappel gave him a C.
Next was Oscar's turn. "Okay Oscar, lets see what you come up with." Krabappel asked.
Oscar castes a spell. It turned his frog into Prince, the singer.
Prince sang. Well he sang his song Purple Rain.
"I asked for a prince, not Prince. But you get a B+" Krabappel sighed. "Since he is rather cute."
"Oooooh!" Prince squealed.
Next was Lisa's turn. "Hocus croakus!" Her frog turned into a handsome but shy British prince.
"Excellent! An A+! And I'll discuss your grade at lunch..." Mrs Krabappel was very happy with Lisa's performance. And she fancied her prince.
The prince gulped and murmured.
"Ok Bart... did you study last night or did your fairy godmother die again..." Krabappel sighed.
"I studied!" Bart retorted. "Abra ca... turn into a handsome prince guy?" However his spell backfired and turned his frog into a mutant frog man that vomited everywhere.
"Every moment my life is agony!" The frog groaned and vomited green vomit.
"Tsk! Lisa's casting at an eighth grade level! You've sinned against nature..." Krabappel gave him an F.
"Please kill me!" said Bart's frog mutant.
"Hugo, you're up." Mrs. Krabappel announced.
Krabappel the dismissed the class.
While everyone was packing up their stuff Bart picked a fight with Lisa.
...
"You're just great because you have God like powers!" Bart ranted.
"Step away from the lady!" Lisa's prince stood in his way.
Bart picked up his puking frog mutant. "Get in there and defend my honour!" The frog mutant vomited on the prince. The prince groaned in disgust.
"Bart! Stop getting vomit on my prince!" Lisa yelled.
"I am in horrible pain! Please kill me! Bleeeeeugh!" said the frog mutant before puking.
"Head zeppelin!" said Lisa turning Bart's head into a zeppelin. He flew up into the air with everyone laughing at him as Lisa waved her wand about.
However someone was watching her through a crystal ball. That someone was Mr Burns as Montymort.
...
"That girl has got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks! (Um... who's that?)" Montymort says to Slithers. That's Smithers as Nagini. "I must have her! I'm not getting squat from this bozo!"
Ralph Wiggum is manacled to a chair and having his magical essence drained.
"Hehehe! Dying tickles!" Ralph giggled.
"What I need is a recruit! Someone who would be willing to betray her..." said Montymort.
...
Bart was drying his hands in the boys toilets when he was sucked up the hand dryer. He landed in Montymort's lair.
"You! Are going to help me!" Montymort demanded.
"And if I don't?!" Bart retorted.
Montymort showed him his wailing wall of trapped souls including Krusty, Comicbook guy and others.
"I've heard of the wailing wall, but this is ridiculous!" Krusty groaned. Everyone groaned and yelled at him.
"Krusty!" Bart cried tearfully.
"If you agree to serve me I'll release your dear Krusty."
"Fine." Bart replied. He really wasn't in any position to be angry with Montymort right now as he was a dangerous wizard. Perhaps.
"Of course it will involve betrayal and breaking school rules-" Montymort explained.
"I said I'll do it okay!" Bart ranted.
...
That evening was the spellathon.
First up was Milhouse and his invisibility cloak. However it just vanished his clothes so he was naked. Everyone was shocked.
"Oh no! It's like my nightmares!" Milhouse ran off stage naked.
"That's what you get for trying to copy my invisibility cloak!" Harry sniggered back stage as naked Milhouse ran past.
Skinner was so embarrassed he blew some amnesia dust to make everyone forget what happened.
Now our next student is so great she made tonight's refreshments from dead people!" said Skinner.
"Eeeeeeeeew!" The audience gagged.
"Uh oh." Skinner blew amnesia dust at them again. They laughed as if he told a funny joke.
Lisa arrived with two nerds. While she was doing her speech Montymort as a dragon was waiting and watching Bart swap Lisa's wand for a twizzler while laughing evilly.
The curtains opened to reveal a dragon in a cage.
"Release the dragon! Lisa demanded. Database and Martin freed the dragon.
"It's release the kraken!" Yelled Hades from Clash of the Titans before he was dragged out of the assembly hall.
The dragon breathed fire.
"Oh no! She'll be killed!" Marge gasped.
"My sweet little angel!" Homer cried. However he was too busy watching the sports on a portable TV.
"Dragonfly butterfly!" Lisa tried to turn the dragon into a butterfly. But it didn't work and her wand was soft and bendy. She sniffed it. "A twizzler!" She muttered as someone had pranked her.
Bart laughed off stage as he was behind her just behind the curtains.
Suddenly the dragon in a puff of smoke turned into a giant Montymort.
"Shazbot!" Bart yelped.
Everyone ran out screaming.
"Guys it's just my boss Mr Burns!" Homer yelled.
"Homer you're fired!" Mr Burns/Montymort declared.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
"Oh no! Lord Montymort! Sucker of essences! Devourer of souls!" Lisa lamented as the giant Montymort picked her up and put an essence stealing cap on her before shaking her like a ketchup bottle. She yelped as he did so and he sighed as she had lots of nourishing magical power.
"Oh no! This is all my fault!" Bart whined. He took out his wand and did something really cool!
"Prank be undone! Destroy the evil one!" Bart said fiercely. However his wand zapped him and burnt out.
"Ow! Not me you idiot!" Bart said to his now burnt out wand. He shrugged and ran at Montymort and stabbed his leg with the broken wand.
"Ow! My enchanted shin! How did you know that was the source of my power?! Aaaaaahhh!" Montymort fell over with a crunch as he crushed the stage and shrunk down to normal size.
"Mr Burns! Noooooo!" Slithers cried. "In death we'll be together!" He sobbed as he swallowed Mr Burns whole...
"Eeeeeew!" Bart and Lisa groaned.
"Well, Bart, thanks for saving me... you might not be a powerful wizard but you're an okay brother." Lisa hugged Bart. Aaaaawwwww! Cute!
"Let's get out of this horrible nightmare and go home." said Bart but the leprechaun was on his back laughing evilly as the screen blacked out in a cartoony manner.
The end!
Epilogues
Pierce Brosnan, the leprechaun and the puking frog mutant were leaving a film studio with gift baskets.
"It was nice of the studio to give us these gift baskets right fellas?" Pierce asked.
"Yeah. We used to get champagne until someone ruined it!" The leprechaun yelled at the frog mutant who vomited.
"Well, here's my car..." Pierce arrived at a shiny red sports car.
"Ooooooh! Mr Movie star parked right next to the studio!" The leprechaun said as the frog mutant nodded.
"Yeah... Well, how about I drive you guys to your car." Pierce asked.
"Oooooh! Thanks boyo!" said the leprechaun. They all got in Pierce Brosnan's car and he drove off.
"So where are you parked?" Pierce asked.
"Oooooh we don't have a car!" said the leprechaun.
"But you just-" Pierce asked.
"Just shut up and drive boyo!" yelled the leprechaun before laughing evilly as the car drove erratically and green puddles of puke splattered across the road.
"Ooooh! Can I turn on the radio?" The leprechaun giggled as music came on. They drove erratically into the sun set!
The end!
The second Epilogue!
Bart and Lisa are heading back to their common room.
"Hey what about Krusty?" Oscar asked.
"He and everyone else trapped in that wall should be fine now Montymort is dead." Bart explained. "I hope so as it would be way to dangerous to mount a rescue mission to Montymort's lair!"
"Well, how about we wish everyone a happy Halloween again?" asked Oscar.
Bart and Lisa agreed.
"On behalf of Pierce Brosnan."
"Happy Halloween everybody!" Bart, Lisa and Oscar wished everyone a happy Halloween.