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A/N 1: I know, I know. ANOTHER new story? I had this idea stuck in my head, and it wouldn't come out until this was written. And yes, I am still working on my other stories for both franchises (and other franchises as well). I just need to concentrate on this one for now, until my head clears, and I can go full force with my other stories.

A/N 2: That said, this story will have darker themes and material than almost anything else I've ever written (the only thing that comes close is my Hyperdimension Neptunia story, and that was for different themes altogether). So please don't get mad at me if my story makes you uncomfortable. With the subject matter as it is, it is inevitable. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

A/N 3: Of course, with that being said, I just know some asshat will say something anyways, so if you like this story, or have a problem with it, let me know in a review. Just be nice to me. Be opinionated about the work, not about me the author. Please.

A/N 4: This will also be posted on Archive Of Our Own (AO3), so please follow the story over there as well. Who knows when fanfiction dot net will start taking down adult stories again.

A/N 5: Despite these angry sounding Author's Notes, I hope you do enjoy the story, and leave a positive review. Even if you don't, I hope you have a wonderful day.

The Invisible Woman

Chapter 1: Introduction To Spyhood

Hello, my name is Hina Takagi. I'm currently 16 years old, and I'm a Super Spy. How did this happen? You really want a backstory? I'd have to kill you. You sure? Okay. It all started 2 years ago. I was approached by 2 women with…unique backgrounds. They had an interest in me for my ability to seemingly read the mind of Nishikata. Who's Nishikata you ask? He's my boyfriend, although, when I was approached to join the program, he was simply my crush, who seemingly had feelings for me as well. It was ridiculously hard to keep my spy training a secret from him. Even with him knowing I work for the government; it still is hard to keep this from him.

Anyways, that's a story for a different point in time. Back to how I became a super spy. The two women have several unique abilities. One, they can't age, although, somehow, despite having bodies that resemble 12-year-olds, they are both legally adults and frequently have sex with their boyfriends. Sorry, I have to blush at that fact. I still have yet to have sex with Nishikata. He likes to take things at a snail's pace. Although, despite that fact, he did see that the lack of physical affection was upsetting me, and so we have started to engage in intense makeout sessions with "happy endings", using our hands. It damn sure took a while to convince him to even do that.

Uggh, sorry, you're not here to hear about my sex life. Or lack thereof. You're here, under my protest by the way, to hear about me becoming a super spy. Back to the two women, the second of their unique abilities are to control what can only be described as advanced robots, which can fly, transform into weapons, and turn invisible. Plus, they can control said robots with their minds. How cool is that?

In order to understand how I got recruited by them, you have to understand where they came from and what is currently going on. Way back in history, there was an empire called the Erebonian Empire. Think the British Empire, but a thousand times bigger, and a million times more technologically advanced. Like Atlantis levels of advanced. Well, after their empire fell, the two women went into cryogenic sleep. They woke up thousands of years later in the modern day. After catching up on all the history that was made since their sleep, they found out that the heart of their old empire (accounting for continental drift and the like), is Japan! I can't tell if that is a coincidence or just good luck (or God or other deities pulling some serious strings). Regardless, since their history is considered by many to be lost history, the heads of our government were skeptical to believe them, until they showed off their advanced robots and allowed the government to study them. The robots were sufficient in proving their identities and their stories, since the government was looking into a lost program to make them. Apparently, they wanted the robots to battle what is known as "Greeds" in "Eclipses". They even have their own national defense force, or so the rumors go. If I ever retire from my spy work, I'll have to look into them.

Anywho, after receiving proper citizenship into Japan, the two women were recruited into the recently revived Spy Program. Considering they look so young, they were given assignments that were "kid-friendly", allowing them to go undercover into places that adults would normally never be permitted to go (or otherwise be unable to go into, such as schools). Of course, they argued for adult status, so they can use weapons if need be as well as have sex, undercover or otherwise. Which sounds incredibly harsh in my opinion, sending "kids" in to have sex, but that's the kind of criminal scum the government wants to take out. In the end, the government relented, because, due to the two women's robots, they didn't really have a choice.

One of the best tactics they employ is to get themselves boyfriends (of legal age and of clean health), have sex with them, then spread that fact around the school and other places they are assigned to. This instantly catches the attention of the boys around them, and the criminals they are after, and although the other girls (and some teachers/authority figures) label them as sluts, they instantly gain legendary status. As that status spreads, the criminals get wind of them, and as soon as the criminals try to kidnap them to make their move, they bust out their robots, and take the criminals down. Even if I had experience in sex, I don't think I'd have the guts to try that. Still, their boyfriends (or flavors of the week as they're known around the government) are happy to have sex with women who "love" them, and nobody but the government is none the wiser. It's a win-win. Rumor has it that the two women are also trying to get their United States of America citizenship as well, so they can work in the states without the pesky nuisance of a work visa or however the government works that (probably fake passports like I have). From what I gather, they want to explore the states after they retire, as that is where their ancient friend hailed from. Rumor has it that their friend practiced magic, and while I can't rule that completely out after everything I've seen, it does seem far-fetched. Although that would explain how the United States has won almost every war they've ever been in, and how they continue to remain a world superpower (arguably the world's last superpower left).

You may be wondering how they are able to pull all of this off. Well, they don't like to talk about it much, but I did overhear them one time say that they are not human, but rather an artificial human called a homunculus, designed by their "father" for the sole purpose of destroying his enemies. At one point, one of the women was even killed by her "father" to be turned into the ultimate giant sword. Apparently, there was a curse over the Erebonian Empire that could only be defeated…destroyed…by this sword. The woman, at the time of her "transformation", had a boyfriend and had to be wielded by her best friend to stop this so-called curse. Her best friend, through an unfortunate turn of events, had to kill his father and almost himself to stop this curse. Luckily, it all worked out fine for everyone. Still, even if it was for the benefit of the world, to do that to your own "daughter", and son for that matter, is so fucked up its hard to put into words. This is one of those rare times where I would have been better off not knowing. I'm not sure if they know that I know all that, but if they do, they haven't show it, nor have they talked about it with me.

Guess this is as good a time as any to tell you how I became involved in all this. Shortly after I started high school, I was talking with Nishikata, teasing him as I always do, when I noticed out of the corner of my eye the aforementioned women watching us. I didn't think much of it at the time, but they were on an undercover mission at our school to smoke out and arrest or kill a drug dealing psycho who recently started killing his rivals and raping their girlfriends and wives. Even their daughters, legal age or otherwise. Sick fucker. Anyways, after school was over that day, I was approached by them. I was questioned about how I was so good at figuring out what was on Nishikata's mind, and if I could actually read it. Naturally, I told them that I couldn't. I simply told them that I spent a lot of time around him, and picked up on how he thinks. They seemed impressed at my cunning, and asked if I ever spied on him before, even unintentionally. Remembering the incident with the blue marble, I told them that I had, but it was more playful than harmful. That didn't seem to deter them a bit, and they asked me to accompany them to a location I've never heard of before. Seeing that Nishikata was already gone for the day, and seeing as I had no other plans, I agreed, immensely curious as to where they were taking me. Even more so when they pulled out what looked like government issued ID cards and punched in a pin on the door lock, sliding the cards shortly thereafter.

The door opened, revealing an office building. They brought me to their immediate boss, and after explaining what was going on and what I was doing there, they offered to train me as part of their teens and kids spy program. I was allowed to tell Nishikata and my family about my job but no one else. I was told I couldn't leave the building without giving them an answer. Apparently, if I refused, they would use a memory eraser to erase this entire interaction and the location of this building, but no other memories. No other harm would come to me either. So the memory eraser from the Men In Black movies really exist! It's terrifying. Feeling like I had no other choice, I agreed. They said they would talk to my parents and tell them that I am in a government program, but it was my choice whether or not to tell them the particulars. I eventually did tell them the whole truth, but it took quite a while. As for Nishikata, I haven't told him yet. He knows I work for the government of course; it would put a real strain on our relationship otherwise, but I have yet to tell him that I'm a spy. One, I don't want to put him in unnecessary danger, and two, I don't want him to worry about my safety. He worries about me enough as it is.

Besides, I am fully trained in every style of combat, including knives and swords, and know the ins and outs of every conceivable firearm on the planet. Hell, I even know how to deactivate and active robots, and explosives aka bombs. If I had to, I could even disarm a nuke, provided I have enough time to do so. It's funny, as in shape as Nishikata is, thanks to his "punishment" training for me teasing him, I'd still annihilate him in any physical competition. Of course, it would be emasculating for me to do that, so I always hold back whenever we compete. Still, I know Nishikata knows that I do, considering how many compliments he gives me about my new physique. He says that while I was always beautiful, I have become extra hot. I think it helps that I've finally filled out a little as well. While my breasts aren't huge, they've become extremely attractive. If only Nishikata and I would have sex already, I'd show him how much I truly appreciate the compliments. *sigh* Oh well, at least we're slowly getting there. I just hope that if something goes wrong, that I don't die a virgin.

Speaking of, after my brutal training, lasting over a year (seriously, how do Japanese and American soldiers do it?), I was finally given my first mission. I am to work with my commanding officers and our US allies to smoke out a potential terrorist, who is threatening to drop several bombs, some of which may be nuclear, on our European Allies. Supposedly, he is also developing advanced robotic technology to build himself an army. Normally, this wouldn't really involve us, however, the potential terrorist is supposed to be hiding in one of our mountain ranges. My job is to gather information so our army can come in and wipe him out.

Against regulations, I have my personal phone hidden away from prying eyes and have been in contact with Nishikata almost every day, although for the past two weeks, I haven't been in contact with him, which worries me greatly. I've been undercover for the past 3 months, joining a group of biker thugs, who are supposed to have information on the target. So far, the information has been accurate, but is slower to get than a goddamn drip-feed. Still, this is what I signed up for, so I'm going to complete the mission, whether I want to or not.

Now that you know my backstory, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. I hope this was worth it. Goodbye, random goon #3. I wish I knew your name, but you were too damn stubborn to give it to me. May the good part of you, yeah right, find peace in the afterlife. May the rest of you burn in hell for all of eternity.

*BANG!*