The One Where Everyone Gets Naked

It's a rather boring day at Inokashira Park where our favorite group of 14 teens one cat are sitting beneath a cherry blossom tree, lazing around and watching as the world passes them by. It was just one of those uneventful days where the only thing one can do is lay around like a lump on a log. As everyone just lays there in silence, a gentle breeze comes through the area, taking a few cherry blossoms off from the branches above the group.

Makoto sighs and says, "There's gotta be something we can do today."

"You guys want to sing a song?" Hayato suggested.

"My throat's feeling a little scratchy today," Yuuki Mishima said, against the idea.

"Are there any good movies playing?" Ann asked.

"The movies playing at the theater are ones we've either seen already or are complete crap," Ryuji said.

"I could take caricatures of you guys if you want," Yusuke suggested as he held up a pencil and drawing pad.

"I'll pass," Ichiro said.

"I hear they opened up a rage room in Akihabara," Haru suggested, "You guys want to check it out."

"I'm pretty sure we need to make a reservation for that," Sumire said, "Besides, my muscles are feeling a little sore right now and I don't really feel like swinging a hammer around."

"Face it, everyone, this is just one of those days where the only thing to do is lay around," Ren lamented.

With a yawn and a stretch, Daisuke gets up on his feet and prepares to make his leave.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm needed elsewhere," Daisuke said as he began to walk away.

"Huh?" Shiho went as she sat up to address her boyfriend before he left, "Daisuke, where are you going?"

Daisuke's eyes darted nervously as he thought of an answer, all he could do was smile, shrug, and say, "It's a secret." And with that, Daisuke ran off. Seeing him take off as fast as he did caused the rest of the group to get up, as they now had an idea as to what they should do to get themselves out of the doldrums.

"I think we have something to do now, guys," Ryuji said, "All in favor of following Daisuke to see where he ran off to?"

"Aye!" Went everyone.

"Whatever it is, it definitely beats sitting around and doing nothing," Morgana said as they went in the direction Daisuke went.

The group followed Daisuke for what felt like hours, and all without him noticing them at all. They got onto the same train out of Tokyo that he did, but in a separate car. They got off at the same stop and followed him until they reached a very thick forest. The group tried following Daisuke as best as they possibly could, but they eventually lost him.

"Anybody see Daisuke anywhere?" Ren asked.

"No, Ren," Ichiro said, "This forest is so lush and thick that he could be anywhere."

As they continued trying to figure out where Daisuke ran off to, Hifumi took a deep inhale and let out a content sigh, "I can smell the ocean," she said.

"Yeah, I love that smell," Ann concurred.

"You guys, look over there, footprints," Shiho exclaimed as she pointed at a trail of footprints that lead out of the forest, "Come on."

The group followed the footprints until they made it out of the forest where they were met with a very interesting site. What they saw upon exiting the forest was a beach. There were people on that beach, make no mistake, but they weren't wearing any swimsuits at all; they were completely naked. Seeing so many naked people in one place made the group's jaws drop in amazement.

"Holy crap, everyone is naked!" Futaba exclaimed.

"Aren't nudist beaches illegal in Japan," Makoto asked everyone.

"Well whoever owns this beach didn't get the memo," Hayato responded.

"If this is where Daisuke ran off to I can see why he wanted to keep it a secret," Yusuke said.

Speaking of Daisuke, they look over at a booth where Daisuke and another young man who appeared to be at least two years older than him were stationed. This other young man was Daisuke's cousin Ryuta, and the two of them were naked as well.

"There's Daisuke now," Shiho said as she pointed at the booth.

"Who's that guy he's with?" Haru asked.

"That's his cousin Ryuta," Shiho answered, "Come on, let's go talk to him and see what this is about."

The group walk up to the booth to talk with Daisuke and his cousin. Upon seeing his group of approaching friends, Daisuke gasped and got an embarrassed look on his face.

"Oh, uh, hey guys," Daisuke said as his nude body started to shake out of nervousness.

"Well this is a side I never thought I'd see of you," Ryuji said, staring at his friend's nakedness.

"Are these the friends I've heard you talk so much about, cousin?" Ryuta asked Daisuke.

"Yeah, these are my friends," Daisuke said, "And you know Shiho already."

"Of course," Ryuta responded, "Nice to see you again, Shiho."

"Thanks," Shiho responded before looking past her boyfriend and his cousin at the beach full of naked people, "So what is all this?"

"Yeah, I thought nudist beaches were illegal in Japan?" Makoto questioned.

"They are," Daisuke answered, "Which is why we had to pick a beach that was well hidden by a thick forest like the one you just went through so no one will suspect a thing."

"Very smart," Sumire said.

"But why do something illegal like this?" Shiho asked.

"You've seen mine and Daisuke's living situation," Ryuta said, "Me and my folks, him and his mom, and all our other cousins and their parents living under one roof. We've got to make money somehow. And besides it's not like we're dealing drugs or anything. We're doing something that the people actually want. People want to be liberated every now and again from the confines of clothing. A nude beach is the perfect way to do that. So not only do we provide people with a way of cooling off, but we're also freeing everyone who find this place from the 'body's prison'."

"I can get behind that idea," Sumrie said with a nod, causing everyone to look in her direction, "Enjoying nature in one's natural state. I like it!"

"You want to join everyone at the beach?" Daisuke asked, "It's only ¥1,470."

(Author's Note: ¥1,470 is the equivalent to $10)

"And remember, no clothes," Ryuta said.

"You guys want to give it a try?" Sumire asked as she turned to her group of friends.

"Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes!" Morgana silently prayed to himself, hoping to see the seven females, Ann especially, in the buff.

"You do know that for as long as the lot of us have known each other, we've not once seen each other naked," Ren said, "Other than a few times at the bathhouse, but even then that was when we were with people of our own respective genders."

"Aw, come on, Ren," Ichiro said, "It could be fun. Besides, I have nothing to hide from you all."

Slowly but surely, the rest of the group were lightening up to the idea of Daisuke and Ryuta's nude beach, and eventually they all agreed to give it a try. It was like going to a regular beach after all, just without all the swimsuits.

"Alright, Daisuke, Ryuta, we're all in," Shiho said.

"Then you guys know what you have to do next," Ryuta said.

After giving Ryta their money, and with a nod and a deep breath, the group of 13 stripped out of every last bit of clothing that they were wearing, handing them to Daisuke and Ryuta who put them in their own respective bins. When all was said and done, the whole group was left completely naked. Everyone just stared at each other unsure of what to think. This was most of their first times seeing each other naked after all.

At this moment, they were feeling a mixture of feelings. First was embarrassment as, once again, all of their private bits were out for all to see. Second was a more relaxed, less restricted, feeling as they felt as though a giant weight has been lifted. And third was the most interesting feeling of all; excitement from seeing members of the opposing gender naked, and all of the different sized breasts and penises that were left out to take in the warm beach air. While the females did an excellent job at keeping their excitement under wraps, the males were another story as their 'appendages' were up and making their presence known.

Of course Ryuji did his 'monkey face' towards the girls, causing them to roll their eyes in annoyance, but then their attention was brought to the other five guys, who seemed more embarrassed and shy. They tried to look away from the girls' nudity when they realized that they've been staring at them for too long.

"There's nothing to be nervous about, boys," Sumire said.

"We know," Hayato said, "It's just that we've been staring at you for a bit and we didn't want to come off as rude."

"That's why God gave you eyes, babe," Hifumi said, not bothered by the attention she was receiving from the boys, Hayato especially, "I mean, we're looking at you all with no problem at all. I assume you can do the same for us."

"You mean you girls aren't bothered if we stare at you?" Yuuki asked, causing them to shake their heads.

"But what about our, you know," Yusuke said as he pointed down at his meat and two veg.

"That's just your body's way of telling you that you're excited," Haru said, "There's nothing wrong with that either."

"It's fine, boys, really," Sumire said, "You can look at us."

"Wow, I did not think you girls would be this chill about something like this," Yuuki said.

"Like Ichiro said, we have nothing to hide," Makoto said.

"That's right," Futaba chimed in before her attention was drawn below the guys' waists, "Still though, the way you boys show your excitement is interesting. I almost wonder just how big you guys really are?"

"I've got a tape measure right here if you're that morbidly curious," Ryuta said as he grabbed a tape measure from seemingly out of nowhere.

"And you just so happened to have a tape measure on you at this very moment," Ichiro said, "Oddly convenient if you ask me."

"I used it when building the booth and I just forgot to take it back home," Ryuta said, "So, gents, shall we measure each other to see who's packing the most heat?"

"I'm game if you all are," Ryuji said.

The other guys agreed and Daisuke and Ryuta stepped out from behind their booth to start this little 'contest'. Ryuta measured his length first before passing the tape measure to one of the girls so she could measure her respective boyfriend. Then that girl passed it to another girl, and so on and so forth. The results, from smallest to biggest, were as follows:

Hayato: 6.5 inches

Yuuki: 6.8 inches

Yusuke: 7.1 inches

Ichiro: 7.3 inches

Ryuji: 7.5 inches

Daisuke and Ryuta: 8 inches

Ren: 8.5 inches

"Nice hunks of meat, guys," Ann said.

"Some nicer than others," Ryuji said taking a glance at Hayato.

"Uh, why are you looking at me like that?" Hayato asked nervously.

"Oh, nothing, nothing….Tiny," Ryuji teased.

"What did you call me?!" Hayato exclaimed.

"I'm just saying I didn't think the tallest guy here would also be packing the least amount of heat," Ryuji continued to tease.

"Hey, 6.5 is still respectable," Hayato defended himself.

"Keep telling yourself that little boy," Ryuji taunted and snickered.

"Okay, Ryuji, that's enough," Makoto scolded.

"So, now that we've measured you guys, do you want to measure us and our bust size," Ann asked.

"I think it's pretty obvious who would tie for first place," Futaba said as she teasingly placed a right hand on one of Ann's breasts and her left hand on one of Haru's, causing both of them to get a little angry as they swat their hands at the orange haired gamer girl for her to back off.

"Was that really necessary?" Haru scolded.

"Just wanted to make sure they weren't CGI," Futaba said.

"Nope, our girls are very much real," Ann said with pride.

Hearing that made Ryuta turn in Daisuke's direction.

"Whoever are dating those two are two of the luckiest bastards on the face of the Earth," Ryuta said.

"Ann's going out with Ren, and Haru's going out with Yusuke," Daisuke said.

"Man, how do they get one of those," Ryuta wondered, "I want one of those."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a voice came from behind the group saying, "Makoto, is that you?" Everyone turned in the direction of the voice to find none other than Makoto's sister Sae Niijima approaching.

"Sae, what are you doing here?" Makoto asked, feeling embarrassed that her sister is currently seeing her in her most primal state.

"I should be asking you the same thing," Sae said.

"We followed Daisuke here," Makoto answered, "But this isn't about me, this is about you. Do you even know what this place is?"

"Of course, it's a Japan's one and only nude beach," Sae answered, "A friend of mine came here the other day and I decided to come here and check it out."

"I've got to say, Makie, this is one of the last places on Earth I'd think we'd find your sister," Ryuji said.

"Yeah, I know nudist beaches are illegal here," Sae said, "But I figured you only live once, so why not be bad every once in a while. So who's in charge here?"

Ryuta looked over at Sae and was immediately awe struck just by how beautiful she was. She was unlike any woman he had ever seen. He almost forgot that he had an (illegal) business to run. He quickly regained his composure and went back behind the booth.

"R-Right here, miss," Ryuta said as Sae stepped up to the booth, "It's ¥7,401…Uh I mean ¥1,470 per person."

"Sounds like a fair price," Sae said as he handed Ryuta proper payment before stripping down to nothing as well. Seeing Sae's naked body made Ryuta blush hard, "What's wrong?" Sae said, almost teasingly, "I would've thought someone like you who runs a business like this would be used to seeing naked girls."

"Uh, right, sorry about that," Ryuta said, once again regaining composure, "Well, the only thing left I can do for you now is give you guys some of these."

Ryuta handed the group some towels and bottles of sunscreen. But when he got to Ryuji, he took the towel, but declined the bottle of sunscreen.

"None for me, thanks," Ryuji said.

"You sure, man?" Ryuta asked, "UV index is supposed to be pretty high today."

"I'm trying to get a tan," Ryuji said.

"Suit yourself," Ryuta said with a shrug of his shoulders, "Anyway, I usually have our patrons pay for this stuff, but since you're all acquainted with my cousin in some way, shape, or form, this'll be on me," Ryuta said.

"Wow, Ryuta, that's very nice of you," Yusuke said.

"Yeah, I'm someone who has more fun giving rather than taking," Ryuta said, "Now go on, have fun."

"Oh we will!" Ryuji exclaimed, "Last one on the beach is a rotten egg!"

Everyone follows Ryuji down to the beach, but Daisuke and Shiho stay behind with Ryuta.

"Anyway, Daisuke, it's almost lunch time," Ryuta said as he handed his cousin an apron, food serving gloves, and a hair net, "Our patrons are going to want some nourishment from our newly installed snack bar. Think you can handle it?"

"You can count on me, cousin," Daisuke said.

"Can I help you, sweetie?" Shiho asked.

"You want to help me?" Daisuke asked surprisingly.

"Yeah," Shiho responded, "I wouldn't feel too good if I went out and had all the fun while you just worked. I want to do what I can to help you."

"Wow, thanks Shiho," Daisuke said gratefully as he hugged his girlfriend, "I really appreciate it."

"You've got a good one, cousin," Ryuta said as he handed Shiho an apron, hair net, and serving gloves of her own, "Don't lose her."

"I won't," Daisuke said, "Especially since she's crazy for me."

Shiho kisses Daisuke in response before the two of them head to the snack bar to get to work. With his cousin and his girlfriend gone, Ryuta started to count the money he earned from the group that just arrived. Suddenly, he looks around and realizes something is missing.

"What happened to my tape measure?" Ryuta wondered.

Cut to Hayato who is in possession of the tape measure. He had somehow snatched the tape measure from Ryuta's booth without him noticing.

"Surely there's gotta be someone on this beach smaller than me," Hayato said self consciously, "I won't be the smallest guy here, that's for sure!"

And so, the tall scarlet haired teenager ran off to another part of the beach.

In the ocean, the likes of Ryuji, Makoto, and Hifumi are swimming about, enjoying the feeling of the water as it envelops their bare bodies.

"The water feels great," Hifumi said.

"It really does," Makoto concurred, "Not to mention I feel less restricted when I swim."

"Sometimes being naked is better," Ryuji added.

"I just wonder what happened to Hayato," Hifumi said as she started to look around for her boyfriend, "I thought he'd be with us right now."

"Him and his little friend are probably off hiding somewhere," Ryuji teased, "Emphasis on little by the way."

"6.5 inches is not little," Makoto scolded.

"It's smaller than mine," Ryuji laughed.

"You should be careful, Ryuji," Makoto warned, "Karma has a weird way of getting you when you least expect it."

"Uh, Ryuji," Hifumi said as she pointed into the distance, "Isn't that your mom?"

"Ah, you're trying to defend your man by firing a 'yo mama' joke my way," Ryuji said, "Classic."

"No, I'm serious, Ryuji," Hifumi said, "That's your mom right there, and she's swimming this way."

"WHAT?!" Ryuji exclaimed.

Ryuji looked at where Hifumi was pointing, and sure enough, there was his mother Nanami Sakamoto, swimming towards her son and the two girls, and she's just as naked as they are.

"Oh my God, she can't see me like this!" Ryuji said, feeling embarrassed as he took a deep breath and dove beneath the water.

"Hello, Makoto. Hi, Hifumi," Nanami greeted the two girls as she swam up to them.

"Hi Miss Nanami," Makoto and Hifumi both greeted her back.

"Glad to see you girls are out enjoying this beautiful day too," Nanami said with a smile.

"So, what brings you here?" Hifumi asked, "I didn't think you'd like this kind of thing."

"Well, I had heard from a friend of mine that someone opened up a nude beach so I decided to come check it out," Nanami answered, "It really is nice to just swim around without any sort of fabric to hold you back isn't it?"

"You can say that again," Makoto said with a smile.

"Hey, where's Ryuji?" Nanami asked, "I thought he'd be with you, Makoto."

As if on cue, Ryuji came back up gasping for air. When he caught his breath, he looked over at his naked mother and turned away.

"H-Hi, mom," Ryuji said embarrassed.

"Hi, sweetie, how's my boy?" Nanami said, happy to see her son.

"Not to be rude, but I'd be a million times better if I wasn't in this awkward situation," Ryuji said, still looking away from his mother.

"The body is a beautiful thing," Nanami said, "It's nothing to be embarrassed about. And besides, I've seen you naked plenty of times when you were a baby. It's nothing I haven't seen."

As Nanami talks, both Hifumi and Makoto are heard snickering over Ryuji's embarrassment.

"Can we not talk about this," Ryuji groaned, "You embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend."

"Well I won't keep you then, sweetie," Nanami said, "Don't forget to put on sunscreen."

"I'm trying to get a tan, mom," Ryuji whined, causing Hifumi and Makoto to snicker even more.

"Still you should put some on," Nanami said, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure after all. Well, I'll just leave you be now. I love you, Ryuji."

"I…I love you too mom," Ryuji said.

As soon as Nanami left, both Makoto and Hifumi busted out laughing, causing Ryuji to feel more embarrassed than he has ever felt in his entire life.

"Ryuji loves his mommy! Ryuji loves his mommy! Ryuji loves his mommy!" Hifumi and Makoto both taunted in a sing-song fashion.

"Shut up!" Ryuji pouted as the two girls continued to laugh and jeer at him.

On another part of the beach, we see a naked Munehisa Iwai looking out into the horizon, the sound of the ocean waves filling his brain and putting him at peace.

"Just beautiful," Iwai said as a smile came across his face, which is a rare site given how gruff and no-nonsense he usually is.

As Iwai is admiring the beauty of the ocean, however, Hayato is slowly but surely creeping next to him. When he got close enough, Iwai turns in his direction and glares at him.

"Can I help you son?" Iwai asked sternly.

"Uh," Hayato said before just coming right out with what he wants, "Can I measure your-"

POW!

Before Hayato could finish his sentence, Iwai punches the scarlet haired teen so hard that he sent him flying into the ocean, screaming all the while, and he lands in the water with a resounding splash. Sumire was sitting on her beach towel watching the whole thing unfold. Ichiro was next to her doing some stretches.

"Poor Hayato," Sumire said as she shook her head.

"I know," Ichiro said as he continued stretching, "Poor guy is so insecure about his penis size that he's looking for someone smaller than him so he can feel better. That's sad. And it's not like 6.5 inches is that small to begin with."

Sumire then looked over at her boyfriend as he continued stretching and moving about.

"You think you've moved around enough?" Sumire asked.

"Not really," Ichiro said, "I never realized how freeing nudity could be. My movements are less restrictive and I feel like I can do anything. It feels amazing!"

"I'm glad to hear that you're enjoying being naked as much as I am right now, sweetie," Sumire said with a smile, "And you are right, it is very freeing."

"Freeing doesn't even describe it," Ichiro said, "I feel like I can do anything! You want to see something cool? Put on something lively on that phone of yours."

"You got it," Sumire said as she grabbed her phone and put on some upbeat pop music.

As soon as the music started playing, Ichiro showed just how nimble he was by busting out some impressive break dance moves. He twisted, bended, and contorted his body to the music as he spun and flipped around in the sand. A few other beach goers saw Ichiro dancing and began cheering for him. Some even took out their phones to record his dancing.

"Woo-hoo!" Sumire cheered, "You go, baby!"

Ichiro continued break dancing on the sand before leaping high in the air, impressing everyone even further. Unfortunately, the trajectory of his jump was sending him right towards an embarrassed Ryuji, who just stepped out of the ocean to try and forget about seeing his mother in the buff.

"At least things can't get any worse," Ryuji said before…

POW!

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Ryuji screamed.

When Ichiro landed from his jump, his foot ended up hitting Ryuji square in the balls, making him feel immense pain. As Ryuji laid in the middle of the sand holding his crotch in pain, Ichiro was panicking, worrying that he seriously injured one of his closest friends.

"Ryuji! Oh no!" Exclaimed Ichiro, "Don't worry man, I'll find you some ice! Just hang tight!"

As Sumire watched the site unfold, one of the beach goers walks up to her to ask her something.

"Do you know either of those two?" The beach goer asked the red-haired gymnast.

"I've never seen them before in my life," Sumire lied.

On another part of the beach, Ren, Ann, and Morgana were just taking a walk. As they walked, Ann's breasts were bouncing with each step she took, and the sunlight reflected off of Ren's well toned body thanks to the sunscreen that was on him. Suffice it to say, a lot of men couldn't keep their eyes off of Ann, and a lot of women couldn't keep their eyes off of Ren. The couple caught wind of the stares they were getting and decided to set the record straight.

"Sorry, boys, she's with me," Ren said at about the same time Ann said, "Sorry, girls, he's with me."

"Awwwww," whined the beach goers as they went about their business.

"You can't really blame them for staring at you guys," Morgana said, "You both look totally gorgeous. Especially you, Lady Ann."

"Uh, thanks Morgana," Ann said.

As the couple and cat continued their stroll, they came across another familiar face. It was their teacher Sadayo Kawakami who, much like everyone else, is naked and sunbathing.

"Hey, Ren, isn't that Miss Kawakami?" Ann asked, causing Ren to look and find his naked teacher laying out on her beach towel. Seeing his teacher like this made Ren blush hard.

"Let's go say hi," Ann said.

"Uh, do you really want to?" Ren asked, feeling embarrassed.

"Oh, come on, Ren. There's nothing to be embarrassed about," Ann said, "Come on."

Ann took her boyfriend by the hand and they went to greet their teacher.

"Hi, Miss Kawakami," Ann said.

"Oh, Ren, Ann, hi," Kawakami said as she looked over at her two students, "I didn't expect to see you two here."

"We could say the same thing about you," Ann said, "Right Ren?"

Ren was so busy trying not to look at Kawakami's nudity that all he could get out was, "Yeah."

"So what brings you two here?" Kawakami asked.

"We just simply followed our friend here, no big deal," Ann said, "What about you?"

"Easy, I visited a nude beach when I studied abroad a few years back, and I enjoyed it so much that when I heard about this secret nude beach here I had to check it out," Kawakami answered.

"Where did you study?" Ann asked.

"New York," Kawakami answered, "An absolutely beautiful city."

"I've heard," Ann said.

"Mmm-hmm," Ren went, still blushing hard and still trying to divert his attention away from Kawakami.

"So, any plans for when you two graduate?" Kawakami said.

"Yes," Ann answered, "Ren and I are going to Kyoto so he can study in the culinary arts while I major in fashion and design."

"And I take it you two will be moving in together," Kawakami asked.

"That's right," Ann said.

"Well good luck to the both of you," Kawakami said, "Well, I won't keep you two if you have somewhere you need to be. I'll see you two in class on Monday?"

"We'll be there," Ann responded before turning to face her boyfriend, "Won't we, Ren?"

"Totes," Ren said, still with that embarrassed look on his face.

"Bye, Miss Kawakami," Ann said.

"Goodbye," Kawakami said as the couple and cat left.

As they continued on their stroll, Ann started to converse with Ren, who was just regaining his composure.

"I've never seen you this embarrassed over anything before Ren," Ann said.

"Well I've never really seen Miss Kawakami naked before," Ren replied.

"What is it with you and naked women?" Ann asked before continuing her statement in a teasing manner, "I thought you'd be down for seeing some T & A."

"I just don't want to be rude that's all," Ren said.

"Like Hifumi said, you have eyes for a reason." Ann said, "It's fine to look at a beautiful woman as long as you don't touch."

"I guess," Ren said, "But I just don't want you to get jealous if, by the off chance, I do happen to be gawking at another woman."

"Ren, I'm not like most other girls." Ann said, "It takes a lot for me to get jealous. And besides, I know you'd never cheat on me. You love me too much and, while I'm not one to brag, I'm probably the hottest girl you've ever been with and probably ever will be with."

"Yeah," Ren said with a smile, "Yeah you are."

Ren and Ann kiss each other and wrap their arms around their waists as they continue to walk.

"I'll try not to be too embarrassed around naked women from now on," Ren said.

"Good," Ann said, "Because there's nothing to be ashamed of for walking around in the buff. We entered this world naked and it's our most natural form."

"Are you going hippy on me, Miss Takamaki?" Ren teased.

"Maybe just a little," Ann said with a smirk, causing Ren to chuckle with her joining in a few seconds later.

At another part of the beach, Futaba is happily swimming about in the ocean when she notices that her boyfriend Yuuki isn't there with her. She looks on the shore to see him looking at something. She decides to stop swimming to check on him to see what was wrong. When she approached the blue haired young man, she saw a displeased look on his face.

"Yuuki, what's wrong?" Futaba asked her boyfriend.

"He's here," Yuuki said grimly.

"Who's here?" Futaba asked.

"Kamoshida," Yuukie responded.

Not far from where Futaba and Yuuki were situated on the beach, Kamoshida was seen sitting on a beach chair, wearing nothing but a pair of sunglasses, as he took in the sun's rays to get a tan. As the former Olympian sunbathed, Hayato walked up to him, still holding the tape measure in his hands.

"A moment of your time, sir," Hayato said, as Kamoshida lowered his glasses to get a better look at him, "Would it be okay if I just measure your-"

POW!

Like with Iwai, Kamoshida punches Hayato so hard and he went flying right into the ocean.

"Looks like Hayato's blasting off again!" Hayato shouted as he once again landed in the ocean with a loud splash.

Futaba and Yuuki saw that event unfold, and seeing how Kamoshida abused Hayato just then sent chills down Yuuki's spine.

"We'd better tell Shiho that he's here," Futaba suggested, "Tell her to keep her guard up."

"Good call," Yuuki said.

The orange haired gamer girl and the spiky blue haired boy got up and went over to the snack bar where Daisuke and Shiho had just finished serving a beach goer a cheeseburger.

"Enjoy," Shiho said.

"Have a nice one," Daisuke chimed in, "We make a good team."

"Sure do," Shiho said as Futaba and Yuuki walked up to the bar, "Hey you two, what's going on?"

"Someone we really don't like is here, Shiho, and I think you know who I'm talking about," Yuuki said.

"No," Shiho said in horror, "You don't mean…"

"Yes," Mishima said sadly before pointing at Kamoshida on his chair. Seeing her old, abusive, volleyball coach made Shiho feel a mixture of fear and anger inside of her. Daisuke walked over to the trio to see what was happening.

"What's going on?" Daisuke asked.

"You remember that guy Kamoshida I was telling you about?" Shiho asked her boyfriend before pointing at the former Olympian on the beach, "That's him."

"So that's Suguru Kamoshida, eh?" Daisuke said, "He looks like an even bigger douchebag in person."

The four teens stared at the lounging man in anger before Futaba came up with an idea to really get under his skin.

"You want to mess with him for a bit?" Futaba asked.

"What do you got?" Yuuki asked.

"Just watch," Futaba said before turning to Daisuke, "In the meantime, Daisuke, go get some mayonnaise."

"Why?" Daisuke asked.

"You'll see," Futaba said as she slowly crept up to where Kamoshida was situated on the beach. When she got up close, she grabbed his bottle of sunscreen and ran back to her friends at the snack bar with it.

"Alright, I got the mayonnaise," Daisuke said as he put the jar on the counter, "Now what?"

"Dump out all of this sunscreen and fill the bottle with mayonnaise," Futaba said as she handed Daisuke the bottle of sunscreen. Daisuke did as he was told and handed the orange haired gamer girl the mayonnaise filled bottle back. She crept back over to Kamoshida's spot on the beach and put the bottle back where she found it before running back over to her friends, "Now we wait."

A few minutes later and Kamoshida thought it was ready to apply another coating of sunscreen. But little did he know, his bottle was tampered with. The four teens watched as Kamoshida picked up the mayonnaise filled bottle, squirted the white substance into his hands, and rubbed it onto his skin. As he did, he noticed the weird smell emanating from the lotion. The former Olympian didn't pay it any mind and just continued rubbing the 'lotion' onto his skin before laying back in his chair to relax.

"Wait for it…wait for it…" Futaba said.

A few more minutes later and a flock of seagulls were seen flying overhead. They smelled the mayonnaise that Kamoshida rubbed onto his skin and flew downwards towards him, thinking he's food. Kamoshida looks up at the incoming flock of seagulls and starts to panic as he leaps out of his chair and starts to run away. Unfortunately for him, he ends up tripping, causing the seagulls to catch up to him and they start pecking away at his skin, causing him to scream in pain as he curled up into a ball.

"Make it stop!" Kamoshida screamed, "Make it stop!"

Futaba, Yuuki, Shiho, and Daisuke watched the insanity unfold and they were left howling with laughter when all was said and done.

"Best prank ever," Shiho said as she high-fived her boyfriend and her two friends.

"I love you so much," Yuuki said as he wrapped an arm around Futaba.

They continued to watch the seagulls assault Kamoshida until some beach goers shooed the seagulls away and took the former Olympian away somewhere so he could get proper medical attention.

Elsewhere on the beach, Makoto and Sae were seen walking along the shore as they conversed. Mainly about how Makoto could fall for someone like Ryuji.

"I just don't get it, Makoto," Sae said, "How can someone like you, who has her life together and has lived on the straight and narrow, fall for a goofball like Ryuji? I mean, I can't help who you fall in love with, but nevertheless I just have to ask, why him?"

"There's a side to Ryuji that you don't see, Sae," Makoto said, "He may be a rough and tough goofball, but he's got a real heart of gold. He cares about me, he treats me right, he knows how to cheer me up when I'm feeling down. He's just a great guy and I feel like I can let my hair down and be myself when I'm with him."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, sis," Sae said.

"As long as we're talking about love, how about that Ryuta, huh?" Makoto asked, "Did you see the look on his face when you showed up?"

"Ryuta doesn't even know me," Sae said, "He only liked what he saw on the outside."

"The outside is usually what attracts people to each other," Makoto said, "But when you go on dates, you get to know what they're like on the inside. You'd know that if you focused less on work and more on your love life."

"At what point did you forget that I had to work so I could take care of you after our father died?" Sae asked in an annoyed tone.

"Well when I move out in about a year or two you'll be on your own," Makoto said, "Maybe you should pursue a love of your own when I'm gone."

"I don't even know what guy would be interested in the likes of me," Sae said.

"The obvious Ryuta aside, you'd be surprised," Makoto said, "There's a lid to every pot, you know."

As they walked, they pass by Haru and Yusuke. The former was posing naked in front of the water as the latter sketched her with the pencil and pad that he had earlier.

"If I haven't said it enough, I'll say it one more time Haru, darling," Yusuke said, "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."

"Thanks, sweetie," Haru smiled.

"Look at those two," Makoto said as she pointed at the artist and his floofy haired lover, "Look how happy they are. Don't you want something like that for you?"

"Well…sometimes, maybe," Sae said as she looked down sheepishly at her feet

As Sae continued looking at her feet, a red dot suddenly appeared on the top of her right foot. The red dot traveled up her body until it stopped in the middle of her forehead. Makoto saw this and soon got just as scared as her sister.

"Makoto, what the hell is this?" Sae said, afraid.

"Get down!" Makoto shouted as she tackled her sister to the ground to avoid a jet of water. Haru and Yusuke saw what had just occurred and hurried over to the two sisters to help them on their feet. Hifumi was in the area too and she came to their aid as well.

"Are you two alright?" Haru asked.

"Yeah, we're fine," Makoto said as she and her sister stood up.

"What just happened?" Hifumi asked.

"Sorry about that," came a voice. Everyone looked to find a naked Shinya Oda carrying a water gun.

"That was you?" Yusuke asked.

"Yeah," Shinya responded, "I got this new water gun for my birthday and when I told one of my new friends about it he invited me over here so we could test it out."

"I didn't even know they made guns with a laser scope," Makoto said.

"You should be careful where you aim that thing," Sae said, "You could take someone's eye out."

"My apologies, ma'am," Shinya said, "Anyway, I can't seem to find my friend anywhere. Maybe you guys have seen him?"

As Shinya told the group of five his troubles, Hayato comes out from the ocean after being knocked silly by Kamoshida. He sees Hifumi, Sae, Makoto, Yusuke, and Haru and heads over to them.

"We'll be sure to keep a look out for your friend, Shinya," Makoto said.

"Thanks," Shinya said as Hayato finally approached the group.

"Hayato, poor baby, you look awful," Hifumi said, noticing how beat up her boyfriend looks.

"What happened to you?" Yusuke said.

"I tried going around asking for other guys' penis sizes to see if any of them were smaller than me," Hayato said,

Shinya just looked confused and appalled at Hayato's statement.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but I'm gonna get out of here," Shinya said before running off.

"Hayato, why would you do that?" Hifumi asked, "Is it because of that stupid contest and Ryuji's comments?"

"Kind of, yeah," Hayato answered, "When I learned that all of our friends were bigger than me, I got a little insecure and tried to look for shortcomings in the other male beach goers. I was stupid for doing so. I'm sorry for my behavior guys. And I'm especially sorry to you Hifumi that you have to deal with my, ahem, 'tiny weiner'.

"First of all we haven't even had sex yet," Hifumi began, "Second 6.5 inches isn't that small. And thirdly, and most importantly, size doesn't matter to me."

"It doesn't?" Hayato asked.

"No," Hifumi said, "What matters to me is what's in here,"

As Hifumi said this, she placed her hand over Hayato's heart.

"I don't love you because of any physical attributes you have or don't have," Hifumi said, "I love you because of who you are. You're someone who knows how to love. Someone who knows how to make me laugh. Someone who's smart, brave, and down to Earth. All these attributes Hayato, to me at least, makes you the most handsome man on the planet."

"You…you really mean that?" Hayato said, a tear falling from his eye.

"Of course," Hifumi said, "I love you, Hayato, more than words can ever describe."

"I love you too, babe," Hayato said as he kissed and hugged his girlfriend.

"Awwww," went Yusuke, Haru, Makoto, and Sae.

"Come on, guys, let's go grab a burger from the snack bar, on me," Hayato said, causing his girlfriend and the other four with him to cheer.

The rest of the day proceeded as normal. The group continued to have fun in their birthday suits, either by swimming around in the ocean, or lounging about on the beach. Eventually, the sun started to go down and everyone had to pack up, get back in their street clothes, and head for home.

The group of 14 teens and one cat, along with Sae, regrouped at Ryuta's booth so he could give everyone their clothes back. Once everyone was all dressed, they walked through the forest yet again and to the subway station. As they waited for the train to arrive, the group of 17 decided to converse about the day's events.

"Well today was rather…interesting," Haru said.

"Tell me about it," Yuuki said, "I saw a side to you guys I never thought I'd see in a million years. But I'd be lying if I said that I didn't love it."

"Yeah, it did feel kind of nice to be naked for a few hours," Futaba said.

"I might just shed my clothes and hang around my room naked when I get home," Ichiro said.

"That's the spirit," Sumire said.

"Oh, Shiho, before I forget, here," Daisuke said as she handed his girlfriend some money, "That's your cut from today's work at the snack bar."

"Hey thanks," Shiho said.

"Please, I should be the one thanking you," Daisuke said. "You saw the number of customers we got today. I would've been totally overwhelmed if you hadn't been there."

"Well, I was happy to help you," Shiho smiled.

"Oh…it hurts…everywhere," Ryuji moaned, causing everyone to turn in his direction.

"Ryuji, my friend, you look like a lobster," Yusuke said.

"I knew this would happen," Ryuta said, "You should've used that sunscreen my guy."

"Either that or this is karma getting back at him for making fun of my Hayato," Hifumi said.

"Now, Ryuji, what have we learned today?" Makoto asked her boyfriend.

"1: If someone offers you sunscreen on a nude beach, you take it no questions asked," Ryuji began, "And 2: Never make fun of someone's shortcomings. The universe will live to make you regret it."

"Attaboy," Makoto said as she patted her boyfriend on the back, causing him to help in pain, "Sorry."

"I just want to lather myself up in aloe vera and get this day over with," Ryuji said.

"I can help you if you want," Makoto said.

"I'd like that very much, Makie, thanks," Ryuji said.

"Well, all in all, despite a few awkward moments, I'd say today was a pretty good day," Ren said

"Speak for yourself," pouted Ryuji.

"Anyway, Daisuke, Ryuta, you two have a nice set up over there," Ann said, "I hope it continues to thrive…and I also hope the police don't catch wind of it because they'll shut it down in a heartbeat)

"That's going to be tough given my sister works as a Public Prosecutor," Makoto said.

"What?!" Daisuke and Ryuta both exclaim in horror.

"Don't worry, your secret's safe with me," Sae said, "Truth be told, I had fun today."

"Or you totally dig Ryuta," Daisuke teased, causing everyone to laugh, and Sae to blush.

"Oh shut up before I change my mind," Sae said.

As everyone's laughter died down, the train back to Tokyo arrived and the group of 17 hopped onboard to go home.

Another day has come and gone, and more happy memories have been made.