Santana is currently in the choir room, her feet on the chair in front of her, filing her nails while waiting for Schue, who is always late, to arrive. But more importantly, she is waiting for her girlfriend, Quinn, to end her conversation across the room with Sam and join her.
She was having a good time until the dwarf, or Rachel, but Santana prefers to call her the dwarf, sits right next to her and starts talking to her.
"During my math class, a question came to my mind. I wanted to ask it to Finn, but the answer didn't suit me. And I would like to know if everyone had the same answers. So, I thought I could-"
"Ask your question." Santana interrupted, sighing and rolling her eyes.
"Of course. If you had to save one person between Quinn and-"
"Quinn." Santana interrupted again, scoffing like the answer was so obvious that it was stupid.
"But you did not let me finish." Said Rachel, her mouth open.
"No question. I save Quinn every time and every day." The cheerleader said still looking at her nails.
"Why?" Asked Rachel, flabbergasted.
"Because even though she is mostly a bitch, she is my bitch, and for certain reasons, I love her, and I am miserable without her. So quinn. Always Quinn." Responded Santana with a small smile, looking at her girlfriend who was laughing at a joke her blonde friend made.
"How do you manage do be rude and romantic at the same time?" Asked the confused little brunette.
Santana shrugs, proud of herself. "It's a superpower."
Still unsatisfied with Santana's answer, Rachel walked over to Quinn in the halls of the school to ask her the same question. She really wanted to know if it was just her boyfriend who would choose to save his favorite Quarterback over her. So, she stopped in front of Quinn's locker, the blonde packing her things.
"Good afternoon, Quinn. Do you have a few seconds to give me so that I can ask you a dilemma that I asked myself a few hours ago so I-"
"Just ask you question." Cut Quinn.
Surprised to have the same behavior as with Santana, Rachel stops herself a few seconds before asking her question. "If you had to choose to save one person between Santana and-"
"Santana."
"But you did not even let me finish the question!" Cried Rachel, thinking that it was not just her boyfriend, Finn, that was insensitive.
"I don't need to hear the end of the question; I will always choose Santana, over anyone. Even Gloria Steinem." Quinn said closing her locker and turning to the brunette.
"Coming from you, this is a great proof of love. But why?"
"Because even though Santana is mean to everyone, she's not the same to me." She paused and seemed to think. "Most of the time, anyway." She shrugged. "I love her, even if it surprises me, surely like the rest of the planet. But that's how it is. Plus, she gives the best hugs." Quinn said before Santana got to her level.
"Are you ready to go?" Asked the Latina.
Quinn nodded and her girlfriend lifted her bag and took her hand. And they left in the direction of the exit.
Rachel turned and followed them with her gaze, speechless. "They are so alike, this is scary."