Hello everyone. This is my first fanfiction post ever, and it's also 3:40 in the morning, but who cares?
I do NOT own Wednesday, not the characters, the places, nada. Okay, let's get this started :)
Wednesday x Xavier One Shot
"How long do you think it'll take for Enid and Ajax to notice we're missing?" Xavier asked, nuzzling his nose into Wednesday's hair.
"With Thing's definition of a "distraction", it's a good thing the lights are off and the doors locked. They should come looking in a few minutes."
"And what are we going to do when they come here?"
"Hmm. We ignore them." Wednesday's dark eyes glinted in the moonlight that streamed through the studio's windows.
"Sounds good to me." Xavier chuckled, placing a kiss on the top of her head. He pulled her closer in his lap as she laid her head on his chest.
Who knew that the famous Wednesday Addams liked to cuddle? He'd been shocked the first time she'd asked him to.
Normally it was when she'd had particularly horrifying nightmares, nightmares that were too much even for her. But right now, they'd both had enough social time at the Poe Prom and just wanted to be alone with each other.
"You do realize what they'll think we're doing, right?"
"I don't see why their obscene imaginations are of any importance to us." Her monotone voice replied.
Xavier smiled and closed his eyes. They lay in silence for a moment, both getting a little tired. Then they heard two- no, three- very familiar voices getting closer to the art studio. He snorted quietly, It really hadn't taken that long now, had it?
"No seriously, why are you two dragging me all the way out here?"
"You know where the studio is!"
"Wha- no I don't! I never went out here!" Bianca's irritated voice reached the couple.
"Well, you pointed us in the right direction." That would be Enid.
"Ok, but it's freezing out here, babe. Can't we leave them alone for once?" Ajaz asked through chattering teeth.
Xavier held in his laughter. "Someone's cold." He whispered into Wednesday's ear.
She smirked.
"Well, the lights are off and it's locked. Happy now?" Bianca retorted.
Flashlights danced across the windows, but no faces appeared.
"Well, where else would they be?! Eugene's hive?" They heard Enid stomp her foot in frustration.
Xavier was shaking with held in laughter.
"Oh for the love- Enid, leave them alone, okay? They give you and Ajax privacy."
"Well, yeah, because we're "official". Wednesday and Xavier keep denying they're in a relationship when I know they are. I want to catch them in the act."
"And what if they aren't dating and are telling the truth?" Bianca snapped back.
Xavier saw the corner of Wednesday's lips lift slightly.
"They are so dating, Bianca. They went to the dance together, after they both said that they weren't planning on going!" Enid fired back,
"Okay, hypothetically, if Wednesday and Xavier are in a relationship, and I mean if, they might have their reasons for keeping it quiet. Did you think of that?"
"W-well yeah! I mean, of course…" Enid stammered.
Ajax took the opportunity to speak up. "Let's go check out Eugene's hive, okay? Maybe they're there."
Xavier and Wednesday waited 5 minutes for their friends' footsteps and voices had faded away before sharing a knowing look.
He began to laugh while she had an amused smirk on her face.
"Should we tell them?" He asked.
"No, not yet. I want to torture them just a little bit longer." Was her response.
It only made him laugh harder.