The whole class worriedly look at each other*

To get into shape we're going on field trip "Mr. Patriot says" Your parents already signed permission slips in the beginning of school year. I'm not kidnapping you guys. It's perfect legal. This trip is gonna be very educational

Is that why you told us to wear outdoor clothes and to bring water bottles with us? "Logan says"

Yep. Surprise. Time to get on that bus "Mr. Patriot says"

Um…yeah about that. We don't have a bus cuz everything is done in this classroom and we all live in this building "Camille says"

This school really lacks all the important things. No cafeteria, gym and no transportation for educational trips "Mr. Patriot says" I've got a solution *Looks out the door* You big hairy man. What's your name?

I'm Buddha Bob "Buddha Bob says"

Of course…it is "Mr. Patriot says weirded out by the name. Do you have a car?

No "Buddha Bob but I do have bus. Well it's technically not mine. It belongs to the Palm Woods

Good can you drive it? "Mr. Patriot says"

Yeah I do have a license but it's not really for the school and I'm not sure if Mr. Bitters would want me to just take it "Buddha Bob says"

You'll be fine. It's for educational purposes "Mr. Patriot says"

Ok…"Buddha Bob says still unsure about the idea"

They all get on the bus and drive about 2 hours to the destination of a nature trail that leads up a mountain*

Welcome to your P.E class part 1. "Mr. Patriot says"

You want us to climb up that entire mountain? "Jo says"

Yes. Now get moving cadets! Go, go,go! "Mr. Patriot says"

I don't wanna do this. It's hot and there's no breeze and I'm bored "Katie says"

Just stick near me. I'll keep you alive. Our sergeant of a teacher isn't exactly the caring type "Logan says"

After 45 minutes everyone is exhausted*

Can we please stop. My feet are on fire "Jett says"

I hate to say this but I'm kind of worried about how you're looking right now. You're a sweaty mess. You need some water? "Kendall says"

Oh my gosh Kendall is delusional "Carlos says"

Thanks for reminding me. You should drink some too "Jett says"

Oh no it's worse than I thought. They're both suffering from heat stroke! "Carlos says"

No they're not. Why do you think that? "Logan says"

They're being NICE to each other "Carlos says" Is it the heat? It's gotta be the heat

Or maybe it's cuz Kendall is a nice guy and Jett is decent enough to be nice back "Logan says"

It's a nice change but it's not permanent "James says"

Less talking more walking! Hustle! You four are athletes. This should be easy "Mr. Patriot says"

Sir we are four HOCKEY players. We practiced in the snow and ice. We didn't do grueling tasks like this in a place that feels like the sun ate us!! "Kendall says"

Ok you're in a different environment. You can still climb a mountain "Mr. Patriot says"

It's like I'm speaking a foreign language. Did he really just ignore what I said? "Kendall says to Jett"

I feel you dude. Even I wouldn't be that rude in this heat "Jett says"

You doing ok back there Cami? "Logan says looking behind him"

Oh yeah "She says panting" I'm totally fine. I know how to muscle through this

Really? "He says"

No! I feel like strangling that lunatic who made us come here! "Camille says"

Keep your voice down. If he hears you say something like that all of us will be punished. He's a military dude. One person's mistake turns into a group effort "Logan says"

Aren't we being punished enough by just being here? "Jo says"

After another 2 hours they all reach the top of the mountain but Mr. Patriot gets mad at them for sitting on some of the benches*

Did I give anyone permission to sit and rest?! This is still class. Not a casual hike. Time for some jumping jacks. Everyone in position. Now JUMP!

They all groan and put in little effort that meets his expectations*

Wake you wussies. Move your lazy butts and do it better!!

We're exhausted! "Kendall says"

Can we please go back home now? Please?

Some of us feel like we're gonna pass out. Some of us feel sick

Fine. Enough with your whining. We'll go "Mr. Patriot says"

They all walk down the mountain and fall asleep on the bus*

dulce aire acondicionado!! "Carlos says running into the lobby of the Palm Woods"

Gustavo and Kelly are sitting in the chairs*

Where have you guys been?! "Kelly says"

Unfortunately on a field trip "James says"

Where? "Gustavo says"

Where the Devil lives cuz it was so hot "Katie says"

Katie! "Kendall says"

What?! I didn't say the word! Did you hear me say the word?! "Katie says"