Episode 20: I see, Superstars!
Mew was humming to herself when she noticed the camara was pointing at her
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! We had an uninvited guest staying on our cruise ship, the contestants had to work together to steal some of its gold, but instead decided to tackle this task alone!" Mew replaced scenes from last episode
"Bad choice, they all died and none collected a single coin! Which meant every single team was up for elimination! Now we also had an Afthermathematics were you beautiful viewers decided who shall rejoin! So stay tuned because this is gonna be an exciting episode of Mew's Newest World Cruise!!!!" Mew announced as the cruise ship sailed across the ocean
(MNWC Intro)
Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen ate their food awkwardly, Dusclops was side eyeing them coldly then he left towards the bathroom
Dusclops (Mutiny Marines/The Empty): He entered the confessional "Ugh! Can you believe it viewers... my entire team turned on against me in a snap! Honestly it was foolish of me to trust them so easily... now I'll make sure to destroy them all in the merge!" He looked very angry.
(DOMINATED!)
"welp we did it every dominated, we reached the merge!" Sylveon smiled.
"A shame Lucah isn't here tho..." Foe frowned.
"Yeah cause someone voted her off!" Eiscue looked suspiciously at the two eeveelutions, the sheep and the pile of cream.
Eiscue (DOMINATED! The Fan): "It's obvious they all have a massive alliance! And voted off Lucah.. so I'll do my best to find some newer trust worthy allies and expose their wrong doings to eliminate them!" He grins
Flareon (DOMINATED! The Nobody): "Okay so uhh Kabuto ditched me when I was about to be killed by Glimbos friend and well I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS! He's somewhere in this cruise ship but I need more time to search around and find him! If I don't I just won't know what to say or do!" She looked nervous
(Pew Pew)
Roger, OOM-6 and Dedenne were all chatting with eachother and looked very happy together
Dedenne (Pew Pew/The Pain Magnet): "I'm so happy I'm about to reach the merge in this season with my pals! This is the furthest I've ever gone in any season and I plan on trying my best to get to 1st place!" She cheered.
(Unnamed Team 2)
"This is gonna be my first merge so I'm a bit nervous." Lunatone told his friends.
"Don't worry lunar boy, we been on the merge before so we'll help you out!" Volcarona smiled.
"Guaguagua!" Totodile nods.
"Awesome! This is why having friends that have been on the merge before doesn't suck!" Lunatone cheered.
Volcarona (Unnamed Team 2/The Nice Friend): "Last time I had to compete in the merge back in season one I was a Larvesta all the way till the finale... so this should be a piece of cake!" She looked happy.
The cruise ship began slowing down on a port, all the players got off.
"Hello contestants welcome back to the Hoenn Region! We are on Lilycove City!" Mew smiles.
"Oooo I know this region is based on starting the franchises of beauty contest right?" Vespiqueen smiled.
"Correct you are Vespiqueen, we shall do many typical activities from beauty contests for today's challenge!" Mew smiled.
The girls seemed pretty interested and happy, while most boys like Dusclops, Lunatone, Magby and Numel looked annoyed.
"Also you might wanna focus on yourselves more this challenge instead of others... cause starting from now, you're all on your own! Yep no more teams anymore!" Mew congratulated them
"Where is PumpKingKing?" Asked Dubwool.
"He's hosting the rejoin challenge right no-" Mew spoke.
"WHAT!" The contestants yelled.
"You said there was gonna be no rejoins!" Numel glared.
"Oh that, I lied." Mew did a :3 face.
"Of course you would..." Magby crossed his arms and leaned against one of the Lilycove buildings.
"Aren't you all excited to see which of your old eliminated friends will return?" Asked Mew.
"No." Most players said.
"I am!" Volcarona smiled.
"Why thank you Volcarona, nice to see someone is happy!" Mew cheers
Sylveon was teleported away.
"Wah where did my mom go!" Flareon yelled.
"To do something, sheesh calm down..." Mew looked bored.
(Pacifidlog Town - Hoenn)
"Alright so I brought a bunch of you here to discuss your rejoiness, anyone who wasn't brought here had no votes." PumpKingKing told them.
"Well that's good to know." Muk smiled.
"Now with -3 votes... Psyduck and Lucario don't rejoin." Pumpkingking told them.
"Ugh damn it!" Psyduck looked pissed off.
"Damn... oh well." Lucario shrugged.
Both were pushed into the water by magic and then teleported away.
"Next players out with -2 votes are Makuhita, Muk and Scorbunny!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and they all fell into the water, then teleported away.
"With -1 votes, Klefki, Galarian Ponyta, Solrock, Probopass, Munchlax, Dragonair and Baby don't rejoin!" Pumpkingking made them all fall in water before he teleported them.
"Now half of you are safe, and half of you are not!" Pumpkingking smiles
"JUST HURRY IT UP!" Durant yells.
"Fine damn! Ahem with neutral votes, Togepi, Vanillish, Cryogonal, Snom, Seismitoad, Trump, Handy and Gardevoir don't rejoins as well!" Pumpkingking made them wet and them poofed them away.
"These next votes will be decisive if you come back cause with 1 rejoin vote Bergmite, Toxtricity, Druddigon, Dhelmise, Heatmor, Durant, Mothim, Chandelure, Yanma, Salazzle and Mawile don't come back!" Pumpkingking announced.
"gmg this is like so not Kawaii XC!" Yanma cried.
Bergmite was boredly texting on her phone.
"Are you serious ugh!" Heatmor yells.
Chandelure and Mawile looked bored.
"Yar! I didn't get enough gold bloons to win a bountiful rejoin booty..." Dhelmise looked sad.
"Heh." Squirtle snickered.
Druddigon rolled his eyes and Salazzle was frowning.
Toxtricity looked angry and Mothim was nervous.
They were all thrown in water.
"Alright so I'm gonna say which two players rejoin." Pumpkingking announced.
"Finally damn." Squirtle looked very inpatient.
Only Chikorita, Indeedee F, Indeedee M, Joltik, Squirtle and Crack-A-Chu remained...
"Six of you remain but only FOUR will return... I won't stretch it any longer... DeeDee and Joltik, you both return." Pumpkingking told them.
"Wonderful!" DeeDee smiled.
"Hehehe YEA BOOOOOIIIII!" Joltik cheered.
"Now our next rejoiner will be decided by..." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Sylveon was teleported in.
"Our fan favorite prize winner, Sylveon! Girl you will choose which of these losers will come back... AFTER they do a rejoin challenge." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers again and every single rejoiner option was standing in logs floating on the ocean.
"You standing on logs means your will and determination to stay on this game, if you fall off you won't rejoin, but if you stay on longest you rejoin, simple! And start!" Pumpkingking announced.
In instantly jumped off boredly.
Chikorita had no balance and fell off.
Squirtle and Crack-A-Chu were both struggling.
"Haha I'm so close to rejoining dude!" Squirtle grins.
"I'm not gonna lose so easily!" Crack-A-Chu glares and used Thunderbolt on the blue turtle.
"AH WHAT THE HELL BRO!" Squirtle fell off his log.
"Haha oh yeah! I'm in it to win it!" Crack-A-Chu kept standing on his spinning log.
"Crack-A-Chu you rejoin, now Sylveon choose which one of the losers should rejoin!" Pumpkingking grins
"Oh... hmmmm." Sylveon was thinking looking at her last options
Chikorita was standing on the floating houses of Pacifidlog Town looking scared, In was on the water boredly, and Squirtle had a big toothy smile and using both thumbs to point at himself
"Well... Chikorita wouldn't like to rejoin cause she's scared of everything, and I also don't think In wants to come back." Sylveon frowned
"I don't." In spoke
"So seeing as he was trying his best, I think you should rejoin Squirtle." Sylveon smiled
"GASP! Wow thank you so much hot milf you're awesome thanks!" Squirtle looked very happy, he high fived Sylveons ribbon
"Also." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and teleported someone in.
"Dubwool you got the most votes for least favorite character, so uh you're eliminated bye." Pumpkingking smiled.
"WHAT NO! I HAD SO MANY THINGS PLANNEEEED!" Dubwool was teleported out.
"Brother how will I ever continue without you?" DeeDee asked.
"By competing." In said boredly.
"But I'll miss you..." DeeDee frowned.
"DeeDee I'll be fine just go be by yourself for once, talk to others... idk just go." In looked annoyed as he and Chikorita were teleported away.
"Alrighty let's return to the show!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and everyone was gone from Pacifidlog Town.
(Lilycove City - Hoenn)
"How long is this waiting gonna take..." Lunatone sounded exasperated.
"It's only been like thirty seconds." Dedenne frowned at him.
Suddenly Pumpkingking teleported in with Sylveon "Sup." He said.
"Ah the pumpkin man has returned, tell us... who rejoins?" Asked Eiscue.
"These losers." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers again; Joltik, Crack-A-Chu, DeeDee and Squirtle were now visible.
Most players cringed.
"Also Dubwool is eliminated." Pumpkingking announced.
"What why!" Flareon yelled.
"Voters voted her for their least favorite." Pumpkingking shrugged.
"Wait there's voters?" Asked Magby.
"Always has been." Pumpkingking looked bored.
"Aheeem anywho today someone else will take charge of hosting instead of us." Mew smiled.
"GASP! Diego and Dora?" Joltik spoke like a dumbass.
"What... no! Everyone welcome beauty contest professional... Tailor Swyft!" Mew announced
A very hot looking Gardevoir came out smiling and waving
"Awooga bro!" Squirtle looked amazed
"Hmm you look like Gardevoir?" Magby frowned
"She is a Gardevoir..." Numel boredly said
"No like our Gardevoir from our team!" Magby explained
"That's cause Sam's my daughter." Gardevoir smiled
"She's a milf too, hehehe epic!" Squirtle smiles
Foe smirks at the Turtle
"Someone else will also be hosting today." Gardevoir smiles
"Welcome the super popular icon, voice of her generation and ahem.. Queen of singing.. what?" Mew was reading off a script.
Pumpkingking just looked at her and shrugged.
"Meloetta!" Mew announced.
"Hello everyone it's so nice to meet all of you and host today's challenge with Tailor!" Meloetta in her aria form looked happy.
"Trust me, honors all mine." Gardevoir gave a vow of respect.
"Wait weren't you that Meloetta who competed on the show with the scary ghost?" Alcreamie frowned.
"Marshadow isn't scary, you just gotta get to know him hehe!" Meloetta giggled.
"What show?" Asked Lunatone.
"Sounds like a job for the reality show connoisseur~" Eiscue fixed his little bowtie looking smug and began talking. "You see this Meloetta competed in Mythical Mayhem hosted by Mr Glove." Eiscue looked a bit cocky.
"I- uh... I knew that!" Lunatone frowned.
"Indeed I have Eiscue! Good job! Ahh I remember my times competing it was fun! But now I'll see you all compete in today's challenge!" Meloetta smiled.
"The challenge will be divided into three parts, dress up, dancing, and singing! To earn individual immunity you must excell in all of these." Gardevoir spoke.
"I hope you all shine your best like Superstars and do a *fantastique* performance~" Meloetta spoke.
"Now what are we waiting on everyone; let's enter the Lilycove Contest Hall and begin the challenge." Gardevoir talked kindly.
(Hoenn Contest Music)
"We will go to the judge seats, you will dress up for the showstage!" Gardevoir smiled.
"Your theme for dressing up will be... the natural!" Meloetta smiled, she had a soothing voice.
Silence.
"What the fuck does that mean." Crack-A-Chu glared.
The rest of the pokemon went backstage to try some items on.
"So uhhh Vespiqueen..." Numel looked a bit embarrassed.
Vespiqueen had a big smug face. "Yesssssss?~" she asked.
"You uh... you think you can help me pick what I should dress up as..." Numel blushed and looked away.
Vespiqueen gave a squeal of happiness!
"Of course Camel Man! We shall be the dazzling duo that will wow all judges! You will see that we will be shining superstars!" Vespiqueen winked at him and then began looking through the clothes.
Meanwhile..
Sylveon was going at it, she knew exactly what to wear and how much make up to apply.
"Wow Sylvee, you really know your stuff!" Alcreamie smiled.
"Well working in a prostitution company where you always have to look your very best for the costumers did come with some perks, sometimes we did live shows for a larger audience, I believe we called that pole dancing." Sylveon sexplained.
"Ew Mom, that's going too deep into it..." Flareon grumbled.
"Psh balls deep you could say~" Sylveon grinned and rolled her eyes.
She and Alcreamie laughed together.
Flareon groaned and went away to find something to wear.
"Look at all these brilliant items!" Lunatone smiled.
"Uh isn't brilliant supposed to mean smart?" Volcarona asked him
"It can also mean shining slash sparkling!" Lunatone looked smug
Totodile was bored looking for something to wear
Indeedee found an outfit perfect for her
"Oh my gosh that looks so cute on you!" Dedenne smiled
"Hehe thank you little one." DeeDee smiled at her
"No problem!" Dedenne gives thumbs up
"Ugh I can't wear any of this junk.. it's gonna make me look stupid!" Crack-A-Chu growls.
"You think I wanna wear all these feathers and puffballs, we just gotta do what we gotta do..." Dusclops frowned squirting some glue on him and then throwing feathers and puffballs where the glue was.
From a bit further away...
"Ugh how am I gonna find something good to wear in this pile of trash!" Magby looked annoyed.
Then Joltik came out of the big pile of clothes. "Oooo so that's what this is hehe!" Joltik giggled and Magby looked irritated at him.
After a while everyone had their outfits ready, I won't describe them cause that would take too long and waste so much tim-
The Reader: Points a gun at me demanding I show more detail.
Sigh...
First was Crack-A-Chu who had a black leather jacket and some dark eyeshadow
"Very edgy, 3/5." Gardevoir spoke.
"It fits so well tho! 5/5!" Meloetta smiled.
Score: 8/10
Vespiqueen was next, she had a large green dress, a flowery scarf, fancy green long gloves and a large exotic flower on her head.
"Very natural." Gardevoir spoke.
"Indeed, it fits the theme perfectly!" Meloetta smiles.
Score 10/10
Alcreamie had a bit of lime coloring so she looked a bit green, her strawberries were replaced with the green clovers.
"Very nice Alcreamie." Gardevoir nods.
"Indeed, you seem to have done well." Meloetta wrote down her score.
Score: 9/10
Flareon had a flower collar, a large dress and for some reason a spring.
"Nice choices, other than the spring." Gardevoir told her.
"Yeah... why do you even have that?" Meloetta asked.
Flareon blushed and shrugged.
Score: 6/10
Flareon (The Nobody): "I am a cunning mastermind! Not a fashionista." She looked bored sitting down.
Sylveon had green stockings with floral designs, an adorable exotic flower where her ribbon would be, green eyeshadow and lipstick, she was sparkly, each of her ribbon ends had a flower and she had a heart on her back.
Gardevoir and Meloetta kept clapping and saying Bravo!
Score: 10/10
Dusclops had a deep frown as he was covered in glue, feathers and puffballs stuck to him.
"Umm.." Meloetta frowned.
"We'll get back to you on that..." Gardevoir nods.
Score: 1/10
Dusclops (The empty): "I hate beauty contests..." He glared at the camera.
Joltik had a small top hat and a monocle.
"OMG THAT IS SO ADORABLE!" Meloetta had star eyes.
"It might be, but it is not very natural." Gardevoir looked professional.
Score: 6/10
Dedenne was wearing a medical outfit
Score: 5/10
Numel was wearing a flower crown, some alolan leaf tutu things and he had removed his glasses
Score: 8/10
OOM-6 was wearing a military outfit
"Umm... why?" Asked Meloetta
"War is the natural way of life in the battlefront" OOM-6 spoke serious.
The two hosts looked oddly at the droid
0/10
Eiscue was dressed up as a fancy butler.
Score: 5/10
Roger had nothing other than a single leaf in his crotch area.
"Natural." Roger spoke.
"Honestly he ain't wrong." Meloetta turned to look at Gardevoir who nods.
Score: 7/10
Foe was wearing some random outfit.
Score: 3/10
Volcarona had a cute outfit
Score: 5/10
DeeDee had a French maid outfit.
Score 5/10
Totodile had a tribal outfit.
"Kinda racist." Meloetta frowned.
"But it is natural..." Gardevoir told Meloetta.
Score: 6/10
Lunatone was wearing nothing.
"Why is beauty so important to define who we are, we should be proud of how we look no matter what, no body shaming should be permitted here as it is harmful to the psyche of our fellow competitors!" Lunatone told the hosts glaring.
They both silently stared at him
Score: 0/10
Squirtle was wearing rapper clothes, he had a backwards hat and a gold chain
"Not natural, but still kinda adorable." Meloetta smiled
Score: 5/10
Magby had a flagpole
"Why." Gardevoir said
"I had no idea what to wear." Magby frowned.
"You had like, thirty minutes to get dressed." Meloetta frowned.
"..uh.. well you see..." Magby looked nervous.
Score: 0/10
"Alright we graded everyone so... the players with less than 5 score will not continue into next round." Gardevoir spoke.
"Which means Squirtle, Totodile, DeeDee, Volcarona, Roger, Eiscue, Numel, Dedenne, Joltik, Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Volcarona Vespiqueen and Crack-A-Chu all advance into the dancing part of the challenge!" Meloetta spoke
All the disqualified players went to sit on the audience chairs near the hosts
"You all ready to simply just dance? Just copy the moves you will be shown on the screen!" Gardevoir smiled
Music Playing: Diamond and Pearl - Super Contest Hard Dance
The players began dancing like the unovan musicals, so it looked really fucking weird
Meloetta and Gardevoir were frowning and had their eyes wide looking at them dance awfully
Every single player who was sitting down and watching the show also looked pretty shocked.
"What the fuck are we looking at here." Dusclops yelled.
This made some dancers blush and feel embarrassed...
Alcreamie unintentionally tripped and fell over, Dedenne stepped on her cream (killing Alcreamie) and slid till she faceplanted against the side of the stage making a stage light crush her.
Eiscue unintentionally stepped on Joltik, which made a squeaky toy sound
"Ah sorry!" Eiscue looked shocked and backed away from the crying Joltik
Eiscue for backing away without looking bumped into Numel, he looked pissed off and shot a Flamethrower at his face melting it
"Well that wasn't very nice..." Eiscue frowned, Numel tackled him and began hitting him
Flareon couldn't help but look back
Sylveon and Vespiqueen were both dancing excellently in sync of the music, Squirtle and Crack-A-Chu kinda just began to freestyle and rock out
Totodile was giving happy hops, and Roger did an absolutely perfect robot dance, DeeDee was also dancing well
Volcarona did a cringe dance
They all danced for a bit more and then the music ended
Absolute silence
"What the fucking shit was that" Mew frowned, Pumpkingking looked unamused.
"Quite the stunning performance wouldn't you say judges, tell us who advance into the next round?" Asked PumpKingKing
"Um well... I think it's obvious Vespiqueen and Sylveon advance." Meloetta spoke
"The rest sadly danced awfully... like if they had two left feet" Gardevoir pointed out
"At one point, I think even Flareon you stopped dancing completely and just watched what was going on behind you." Melon told her
Flareon blushed and looked away
"DeeDee and Roger surpringly danced well." Meloetta told them
"Yep while Crack-A-Chu and Squirtle you weren't copying the dances you were supposed to do, I appricate the passion you were putting in your freestyle dances." Gardevoir nods as she writes down on her notes.
Squirtle looks smug, Crack-A-Chu smirks.
"So the final part of today's contest will be a singing challenge!" Meloetta cheered.
Squirtle frowned, Crack-A-Chu cringed, Roger had no expression other than a disappointed oh..., Sylveon had a big smile, Vespiqueen looked excited, Totodile looked nervous and DeeDee was clapped her hands happily.
"Your theme will be Stars! So get ready because you have thirty minutes to write a song!" Gardevoir gave them time.
They all went backstage and began brainstorming ideas.
"Hmmm what rhymes with stars... oh Bars! Hehe yea!" Squirtle began writing down.
Sylveon and Vespiqueen were quietly writting their song.
DeeDee looked happy as she wrote her script, Totodile was struggling and then ran towards the backstage.
Roger was downloading songs using the contest halls free wifi.
Crack-A-Chu was glaring at the paper, he only wrote The...
After a while 30 minutes had passed.
"Alright let's see which of these Superstars will shine who's first!" Meloetta asked looking very excited to hear their singing.
"Psh I'll go!" Squirtle looked over confident.
"Break a leg turtle..." Numel rolled his eyes in the chair.
"Psh, I don't have legs... I have feet." Squirtle grins as he picked up his microphone
Rap music was playing as Squirtle had his backwards hat and gold chain from the previous dance
"Psh cha psh cha psh cha psh psh pssh cha psh cha psh psh
I'm the Squirtle! I'm a turtle!
I jump over my problems like they're hurdles, but now I'm a Superstar! Let me show you how I drop bars!
In this season I'm gonna get fars, I been eliminated but now I come backs! All you losers seriously lack the amazing strength of this star!
Psh psh you think you can beat me, you think can eat me and spit me out! But let me say something out loud! I ain't going down, cause stars are up high! I'm gonna shine in this game! I'm gonna be bright!
Some come on and try to vote me, come on are try to out me! This I ain't gonna go down, cause stars like me own the skys!
Psh psh cha psh psh cha!"
"Huh." Gardevoir just said.
"Quite the interesting take in a beauty contest singing." Meloetta smiled.
"I give it a 3/5." Gardevoir spoke.
"I think it was pretty unique so it's a 4/5 from me." Gardevoir smiles.
"Total score of 7/10 who's next?" Asked Gardevoir.
DeeDee sighed and walk to the stage, she picked up the mic as a slow song played.
"My brother is my star, siblings we two are, a great loyal display, as we hang out everyday~
He always protected me, I couldn't protect him, so now he's hurt i swear I'll make it up...
It's because of me he's like this, a shatter star into bits... I need to fix him.. but it just isn't the same... he needs me to fix him but I can't be of aid... so...
I'll reach for the sky! All the way way up high! Bring stars down from space, I'll keep up the pace that is needed to please, that is needed to release that hatred he has... cause he can change I know he can~...
We hang out everyday... we are a loyal display... siblings we two are... my brother is my star..."
DeeDee looked very sad by the end of the song.
"Seems to have some sort of emotional baggage." Gardevoir whispered to Meloetta.
"Yeah... let's just rate it fairly." Meloetta nods.
Score: 5/10
"Alright so who is our next Superstar singer?" Asksd Meloetta.
Suddenly the droid walked in stage holding a boombox he placed it on the floor and put some epic sunglasses, he grabbed the mic... pressed the boombox which began playing an instrumental version of All-Stars.
Roger grabbed the microphone then began singing and dancing while singing the song All-Stars.
Both Meloetta and Gardevoir just silently stared at this performance while everyone else in the seats just watched looking a bit impressed.
After a while Roger finished his song.
"Wow, 5/5." Meloetta spoke.
"Yea, it was pretty good." Gardevoir nodded.
"Thank you." Roger nods.
"Ugh why does that thing get a good score..." Numel looked annoyed.
"Don't be droidist." OOM-6 glares at Numel
"Only Crack-A-Chu, Sylveon, Vespiqueen can sing rn cause Totodile is nowhere to be seen." Gardevoir spoke
"Fine I shall do my grand performance then." Vespiqueen went to the stage holding her mic, she was still wearing the outfit from the dance
Gardevoir and Meloetta nod, and every player was looking at the filthy rich bee fly towards the stage
Numel was specially paying attention to her, classical music began playing, which later turned jazzy and grand
"I've seen 'em come And I've seen 'em go, there's one thing that I know~
You gotta give the audience what they want~ or you'll wind up in Orre~
They like it big! They like it loud! Maybe a little bit jazzy sometimes... Mrs Judges listen to me~ you don't have to be good but you had better be...
A STAR!!!! be a star... come on get ready for your carrier to start!
Just be shiny, look all finey~ and BE A STAR!!!!!!" Vespiqueen sung beautiful as a grand pretty undescribeable performance was happening
"Wow." Frowned Gardevoir
"Well the song was short but that visual performance was absolutely amazing!" Meloetta spoke
"Indeed, but I'll have to judge it on song alone." Gardevoir spoke
Score: 6/10
"Sylveon you can go now!" Crack-A-Chu smirks as he pushed her to the stage
Sylveon was in the middle of the stage, one of her ribbons holding the mic
Everyone was staring at her
"Hurry up and sing hottie!" Squirtle told her
"Psh yeah bet she'll sing about your dumb nonexistent father Flareon." Numel smirks
"Hey fuck you!" Flareon glared
Sylveon sighed and began singing a melancholic tune
"He lied to me
He told me he loved me, and it wasn't true..
He lied to me
He didn't love me, he never loved me...
He let me adore him and then He lied to me, he lied to me...
It was a game and nothing more
It was just a cruel game of his vanity
His taunts and laughs make me lose my sanity...
He lied to me...
With a broken heart and my wet face...
i'm so miserable...
I would like to die...
Lies everything was a lies...
The kisses, the roses the false caresses that made me shudder, it was all for nothing...
Lord, you who are in heaven
you who are so good
I tell you that there is no trace left on my skin of his fingers... I would had bring the stars from the sky down to earth just for him...
And even then when I gave him everything I had, every single ounce of trust, of body, of loyalty... he was just a fad...
He lied to me...
He lied to me...
He lied to me..." Sylveon was crying while singing the song with so much passion that every judge and contestant just fell silent.
Sylveon realized what she had just vented and quickly began walking backstage, Flareon quickly followed her...
"I think Sylveon earns a 10/10 with that song... wow." Meloetta spoke.
"Indeed." Gardevoir nods.
Most players were glaring at Numel who looked worried.
Numel (The Realist): "Me and my big mouth... how was I supposed to know Sylveon had some sort of complicated relationship with Flareons father?! He's never aroun- oh.. wait.. shit..." He just realized what had happened and facepalmed.
"So only two singers left are Crack-A-Chu and Totodile." Meloetta smiles.
"Can't you just disqualify her already?" Crack-A-Chu grumbles, he was nervous so he twitched a bit.
"Who knows if she's gonna make a last minute performance, so you're up next Crack-A-Chu!" Gardevoir told her.
Crack-A-Chu looked annoyed as he began walking towards the stage twitching, sparking a bit and holding his mic, he began putting on some rock music and got ready to sing; he was still wearing the black eyeshadow and leather jacket from before.
(Crack-A-Chu was twitching anxiously and sparking out electricity)
"I'm the Starman!
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Starman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
(Crack-A-Chu was twitching and sparking out a lot of electricity)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Starman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Starman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That my stutter and my star is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Starman
Where's the Starman?
I'm the Starman
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Starman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Starman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Starman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of being a Star!
Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Starman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Starman
Where's the Starman?
(Crack-A-Chu kept twitching due to having anxiety, everyone in the audience were giving him looks)
I'm the Starman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Starman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Starman (I'm the Starman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Starman (I'm the Starman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
(Crack-A-Chu kept twitching due to the frowns everyone had in the audience)
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Starman)
Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
(The music ended)
Silence, pure silence.
"Did you just steal that song from John Starmie?" Gardevoir frowned.
Even more silence.
"...no?" Crack-A-Chu lied both he was looking nervous.
"Okay that's instant up for elimination, you are supposed to make your own songs, not steal other singers hard work." Meloetta frowns.
"Exactly!" Vespiqueen glares at him.
"Yeah!" Roger crossed its arms.
"Ugh whatever!" Crack-A-Chu sat down on the chairs looking pissed off."
(Meanwhile Backstage)
Flareon was looking for her mother, she found her crying to herself sitting down.
"You okay mom?" Asked Flareon looking worried.
"I.. oh... Athena.. it's just... I haven't thought about your father in a long time..." Sylveon had tears in her eyes.
"...you never really talked much about him..." Flareon frowned.
"...there isn't much to talk about Umbreon... he might be your father but he was never there for either of us..." Sylveon frowned.
"I see..." Flareon looked awkward.
"I'm sorry you couldn't had a normal life..." Sylveon looked worried.
"What?! Mom I love my life, I'm grateful for everything I have right now, even this stupid show." Flareon smiled.
"I don't know how to be a mom...I've had you at such a young age and... I was so busy with my work..." Sylveon was tired.
"Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes?" Asked Flareon.
"Yeah... wait... Hypno... ugh he probably hypnotized me to forget Umbreon existed, that's why I didn't think of him once during this entire tour until Numel mentioned it." Sylveon spoke.
"Ugh I'm gonna get everyone to vote him off!" Flareon growls.
"It's not needed.. really... I'm kinda glad he made me remember all the awful things Umbreon did... anywho we should get back to the stage... thanks for checking up on me." Sylveon told her.
"Of course mom, anytime, I love you." Flareon smiled.
"Me too." Sylveon hugged her.
(The Stage)
"Okay so we did everyone's song, only one missing is Totodile." Spoke Meloetta.
"If she doesn't show up right now, we'll have to disqualify her." Gardevoir spoke.
That's when Totodile finally appeared from backstage
She put on some music, grabbed the mic and began Guaing as many stage stuff moved around as she sung, it was a grand spectacle with moving stars and constellations!
"Guaaa guagua gua guaaaa, gua gua gua gua guaaaa gua gua guaa, gua GUA gua gua gua gua GUA gua guaa!
Gua gua! Guaguaguagua gua gua guaguagua gua guaaaa gua guaaa gua gua guaaaaa gua guaguagua guaguagua gua gua gua guaaa gua guaaaaa gua guaguaguauaaaa gua GUA GUA gua gua GUA GUA gua guagua aguaguaguagua! Gua GUA gua gua GUA GUA GUA GUAAAAAA guaaaaa GUAAAAAAA gua gua guaguauagua gua gua guaguagua gua guaaaa guaguaguaguagua gua gua guaaaaaaa guaaaaaaa guaaaaaaaaaaa gua GUAAAAAA guaaaa GUAAAAA guaguaguagua! Guaguagua gua gua." Totodile smiled at the audience as the music stopped
Silence.
"Pretty cool 4/5!" Meloetta smiled.
"She did decent 3/5." Gardevoir spoke.
"WHAT! THAT SONG SUCKED, AND IT DIDNT MENTION STARS!" Crack-A-Chu glares.
"The song didn't NEED to mention stars." Meloetta smiled.
"Yep it was just supposed to represent stars, and we'll Totodiles background display had enough of that." Gardevoir spoke.
"So it seems Totodile, Sylveon Indeedee Female, Squirtle, Vespiqueen and Roger earned individual immunity!" Meloetta announced.
"Everyone else... so Alcreamie, Crack-A-Chu, Dedenne, Dusclops, Eiscue, Flareon, Foe, Joltik, Lunatone, Magby, Numel, Volcarona and OOM-6 are up for elimination." Gardevoir spoke.
"Thanks for hosting for us today you two." Mew smiled.
"My pleasure." Gardevoir vowed.
"It was an honor doing this awesome collab with you Mew!" Meloetta looked happy.
"Well let's go home Meloetta" Gardevoir smiles.
"Yep! Wow it was so fun hosting!" Meloetta giggled.
Pumpkingking teleported everyone who lost to the cruise ship, and snapped his fingers to revive the dead players.
Dedenne and Alcreamie.
"Alright viewers you will vote on these not beautiful losers! Vote 2 to give prizes, 2 to give immunity and 2 to eliminate! We'll see you next episode!" Pumpkingking smirks.
As the cruise ship is still on the Lilycove City port.
...
Merge SAFE:
Totodile, Squirtle,Vespiqueen, Roger, Sylveon, Indeedee F
Merge UFE:
Alcreamie, Crack-A-Chu, Dedenne, Dusclops, Eiscue, Flareon, Foe, Joltik, Lunatone, Magby, Numel, Volcarona and OOM-6