"Oh Jean. You're back early. What's up? Did you find the others?"
"Unfortunately, no." Jean replied, "This whole universe is weird."
"Tell me about it. There's no Overspace here." Hank groaned, "Adam, can you get me a fresh set of bandages?"
"Just be happy that I'm willing to help out in the first place. By Atum, the amount of strain from my attempts to access the universe is still hurting…" the Egyptian Thunderer rubbed his head.
"Likely for the best."
"Norrin!" Jean went to hug her friend, "Oh, it's good to see you again."
"Likewise, Jean." The Surfer said, returning the hug.
"What did you mean by 'likely for the best' by the way? Why is it a good thing that Adam can't figure out the universe?"
"Well… Do you know what the size of an electron is?" Surfer asked.
"… Yes…" Jean tentatively answered.
"Good. Now imagine an omniverse about that size, inside of a universe the size of an actual omniverse. That's how large and complicated this universe is."
"I'm sorry, an omniverse is how big in comparison to an actual omniverse?" Jean asked.
"That's… That can't be possible." Black Adam looked down at his hands, "Are we truly that insignificant?"
"I would not say that we are insignificant." Silver Surfer said, "I believe that we are here for a purpose. At least… In this world."
"Okay, so we're in an omniverse that's the size of an electron-"
"Relative to an actual omniverse." Surfer clarified.
Hank stared at the floor, "Good grief. If this is how it feels to high-tiers like us, what do the lower tiers think of it?"
"Interestingly, Dimitri was actually rather perceptive of the situation. He was also rather curious as to what happened."
"Wait, what do you mean by that?"
"You're kidding, right? You met Goku and Superman? When? How?"
"It was something about differing timelines." Dimitri explained, "Truthfully, a lot of it went over my head, but I understood enough of it to know that it had something to do with the decisions of Professor Byleth."
"Gods, I hate time travel." Barbara rubbed her forehead, "So is that how you figured out Surfer's whole explanation about what happened?"
"In essence." Dimitri said, "But the encounter with a Claude that had Professor Byleth teach his class, and an Edelgard that had one teach hers made me think… What if instead of Caspar, my Byleth had instead chosen Linhardt or Leonie to join the Blue Lions?"
"Or what if Byleth was the opposite gender?" Barbara offered.
"That too." Dimitri said, "But because of the help that Goku and Superman provided for my world, as well as other timelines from my universe, I do want to help. Is there anything else that I can do?"
"Just keep doing what you've been doing." Barbara waved off, "I can't believe he managed to intercept them."
"I hope that wherever they are, they're doing okay." Gwen said, "But godsdamn, we could really use their help right about now."
"I'm sure they're doing something extremely important, like slaying a giant monster, or stopping a demon from destroying a town." Dimitri said.
Meanwhile, in the multiverse…
"This looks… Like something that would be from Master Roshi's books…"
"Goku… How the hell are you watching this?"
"What?- It's just a bunch of girls fighting! What's wrong with that?"
"They're restricted to their breasts and butts. This doesn't seem at all weird to you?"
"… Because none of them are as pretty as Chi-Chi is?" Goku asked as if it was obvious, "You're on a team with Wonder Woman and Fire, anyway. How is this weirding you out?"
"One: I'm used to them, and two: They don't fight using their breasts and butts!"
"Huh… Do you think the Amazons would participate in this though?"
"I…" Superman stopped and wondered for a bit, "Y'know, I'm not really sure if they would or not… Golden Age, maybe."
"The era where Diana's weakness was being tied up?"
"Tied up by a man specifically." Superman said, "It was some weird symbolism about how a woman giving up her power to a man is supposed to be representative about them giving up their own power or something like that."
"Wow. And to think that my weakness back in the day was someone grabbing my tail."
"Yeah, speaking of, why didn't Goten or Trunks have them?"
"I think my mangaka forgot to be honest…" Goku admitted.
"VACUUM BUTT CANNON!"
"Oh, there's our cue. Let's grab the monster and get the fight to literally anywhere else."
"Do you think I could weaponize my butt like that?"
"Seriously Goku?"
Pinkie: I just felt… A disturbance…
Alexis: Chirp?
Pinkie: I don't know… Just keep on your… What would be the hoof equivalent for 'toes' anyways?
Alexis: Chirp chirp tweet?
