(I am not affiliated with Fresh TV, Teletoon or CAKE Entertainment. I mainly made this just for some fun.)
(This might be extremely obvious but this is not canon to the actual story. This is set in an alternate timeline where there were different contestants and a brand new Total Drama Island.)
(Anyways let's start our story!)
(The camera zooms in on an old wooden dock near the sea, soon the host of our brand new reality show walks on screen and down to the camera on the other side of the dock.)
Chris McLean: Yo! We are coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa! Somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I am your beloved and humble host, Chris McLean, dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!
(Chris starts walking down the dock explaining the details about the game.)
Chris McLean: Here is the deal, 44 contestants have been invited to spend 8 whole weeks at this crummy old summer camp! Every couple days, they have to participate in challenges. Then they face the judgement of their fellow campers. One team will win a reward and immunity from the next vote, but the other team will have to watch two of their members walk down the dock of shame.
Chris McLean: Take a ride on the boat of losers and then leave this island, for good!
Chris McLean: Their fate will be decided here, at the campfire pit where all but one camper from the losing team will receive a marshmallow.
(Chris grabs a marshmallow, eats it and continues talking.)
Chris McLean: In the end, only 1 camper is left standing and they will be rewarded with...
(Chris pulls out some magazines with his face on them.)
Chris McLean: Cheesy tabloid fame, and...
(Chris pulls out a chest showing golden coins, gems and necklaces.)
Chris McLean: A small fortune which let's face it, they will all probably blow in a week.
Chris McLean: In order to survive here, they have to battle...
(The camera starts showing everything Chris is mentioning.)
Chris McLean: Black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food which is alive for some weird reason?
Camp Food: I still don't know how I'm alive...
Chris McLean: And, each other.
(The camera shows a bird nest with 3 birds and a camera in it.)
Chris McLean: Every moment of this show will be captured on our cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure and, who will emerge victorious? Find out on Total, Drama, Island.
(The intro begins to play.)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see. I, wanna be, famous! I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I have already won. Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day. Cause I, wanna be, famous! Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na naaaaa! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(The intro ends with whistling of the ending.)
(Chris walks back onto the camera.)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island!
Chris: Now, it is time to meet our 22 campers!
Chris: I put on their contract that they will be staying at a 5-star resort so if they seem TO-ed. That's probably why.
(A yacht pulls in with 2 teenagers on it.)
Chris: This is Staci and Noah!
Staci: My great great grandfather invented boats , yah before them people had to swim to their destination.
Staci: Oh and my great great great-
Noah: Yeah that's great...
(Noah and Staci walk onto the dock and talk to Chris.)
Noah: Did you get my memo about my life threatening allergies.
Chris: I am sure somebody did!
(Noah starts to walk down the dock.)
Noah: Good, is this really were we are staying. A run down old summer camp?
Staci: My great great aunt-
(Chris puts his hand over her mouth.)
Chris: Hahaha shut up!
(Staci walks down the dock slowly looking disappointed.)
Chris: Hopefully the next people are less annoying.
(The yacht comes back with 2 teenagers.)
Chris: Dawn and Brick!
(Brick and Dawn walk onto the dock.)
Brick: Brick MacArthur reporting for duty sir!
Dawn: You don't have to make yourself noticeable because you were teased a lot as a child.
(Brick gasps and steps back a little.)
Brick: Who told you that?
Dawn: I can see people's auras.
(Noah and Staci look in surprise at Dawn's response.)
Noah: Wow... That was impressive.
(They both move to where Staci and Noah are standing.)
(Dawn stops and looks at Chris.)
(She gasps.)
Dawn: Your aura... I have never seen anything like it...
Chris: What?
Dawn: It is just darkness...
(She quickly walks towards the others.))
Chris: What was that about?
(The same yacht comes back in with only 1 person on.)
Chris: Next is Courtney and..
Chris: Wait we are missing someone.
(Somebody is waterskiing on the back on the back of the yacht.)
Chris: Oh there he is!
Chris: That is Tyler!
(Tyler slips off the ski's and starts rolling in the water.)
(He hits the dock and lands right next to Chris.)
Chris: Wicked wipe out man!
Tyler: Yeah!
(Tyler slowly gets up from the ground.)
(Courtney walks off the yacht.)
Courtney: Hello! You must all be the contestants. Nice to meet you!
Dawn: Nice to meet you.
(The next contestants arrive on the yacht.)
Chris: Our next contestants are Trent and Dakota!
Trent: Hey Chris, I seen you on that figure skating show, nice work!
(Trent and Chris high-five)
Chris: Thanks man, I knew I rocked that show!
Tyler: I remember watching it, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head. Though they got immunity.
Noah: How is that even possible?
Tyler: I really have no idea.
Dakota: Hey there! Dakota here! And I am here to-
(The camera pans to Chris.)
Chris: Now is not the time!
(Dakota pushes Chris to the ground.)
Dakota: Hold it! Who said you can pan away!
(Chris gets up and pushes her.)
Chris: Don't, push me!
(Dakota goes into the water and spits some out after going under.)
Dakota: Chris, you're a dead man!
(A dark blue fin pokes out the water.)
(Chris smiles at her.)
Chris: Oh really?
(Dakota gets out the water and back onto shore.)
Tyler: You said nothing about sharks!
Chris: Oh yeah, that, I forgot.
(Tyler scoffs at Chris's remark.)
Courtney: I am sort of regretting signing that contract.
Courtney: Wait, can you pass me my contract!
Chris: Sure, here it is!
(Chris tosses Courtney's contract at her.)
(Courtney she quickly rips it up and tosses it in the lake.)
Chris: The great thing about having lawyers is.
(Chris pulls out several pieces of paper with the same words written on them.)
Chris: They make lots, and I mean lots of copies!
(She stomps on the dock.)
Courtney: Ugh!
(She angrily walks back.)
Noah: Yeah she seems veeeeery nice.
Brick: Don't disrespect your future teammate.
Noah: How do you know that she is my teammate?
Chris: Enough fighting!
(The yacht comes back with 2 other contestants.)
Chris: This is Duncan and Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hiii!
Duncan: You know I don't like surprises right?
Chris: Yeah your parole officer warned me about that, he also told me to give him a call in case you need to be returned to juvie.
(Duncan takes a deep breath before talking.)
Duncan: Ok then.
(He walks down the dock to the other contestants.)
(Lindsay look at Chris confused.)
Lindsay: You look really familiar.
Chris: Uh I'm Chris McLean.
(She is still confused.)
Chris: The host of the show.
Lindsay: Ooooooh that's where I know you from!
(She walks down the dock.)
Chris: Anyways time for our next contestants!
(The yacht comes back with 2 more contestants.)
Chris: Owen and Izzy!
(They immediately start waving to Chris.)
Izzy: Hi Chris, Hi Hi!
(She falls off the yacht and smashes her chin on the dock.)
(Everybody gasps.)
(Courtney runs over.)
Courtney: Your just gonna stand there?
(Courtney pulls Izzy out of the water.)
Izzy: Wow, that felt so... Good!
(Izzy starts to rapidly talk as Courtney looks in surprise.)
Izzy: Except for hitting my chin, are we at a summer camp, that's so cool! Do we have Paper Mache here? Are we having lunch soon?
Owen: Good call!
Chris: First off, yes we are at a summer camp, we don't have Paper Mache and lunch is happening after the challenge!
Owen: Challenge?
Chris: We'll discuss that once everybody arrives.
Chris: Also you can come down Owen!
(Owen jumps down causing a big thud.)
Owen: Woohoo! Chris what's happening?
Owen: Hahaha, this is awesome!
Chris: Owen welcome!
(Owen tightly hugs him.)
Owen: It's awesome to be here man, it's just so!
Noah: Awesome?
Owen: Yes! Are you going to be on my team?
Noah: Oh I sure hope so...
Owen: Woohooo!
(Chris's voice begins to quiet.)
Chris: Ok I think that's enough...
(Owen quickly lets go of Chris.)
Owen: Sorry dude, I'm just so siked!
(He runs down the dock.)
(The yacht arrives with 2 other contestants.)
Chris: This is Ezekiel and Harold.
Ezekiel: This year's winner is in the house! Er, boat, I mean, Island!
(Harold sighs.)
(They both walk down from the yacht.)
Harold: So this show is at some crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something.
Chris: Sure is.
Harold: Yes. That's so much more favourable to my skills.
Chris: Ok then.
(The yacht comes back with 2 other contestants.)
Chris: Our next 2 campers are Scott and Cameron!
Cameron: Wow! An island! A real lake! Birds!
Chris: Uh, what's with him?
Scott: He has spent 16 years inside of a bubble.
(Chris laughs it off while Scott gives him a stern look.)
Chris: You're serious?
Cameron: Yes he is.
(They walk from the yacht onto the dock.)
Chris: Yeah he is not going to make it far.
(The yacht comes back with 2 contestants.)
Chris: Our next contestants are Zoey and Bridgette.
(They both wave to the people on the dock.)
Zoey: Hi everyone!
Bridgette: Hey, what's up?
(They walk from the yacht onto the dock.)
Zoey: You must be the other contestants, nice to meet you!
(Owen starts shaking her hand.)
Owen: How's it going, I'm Owen!
Zoey: Nice to meet you Owen!
Bridgette: I thought there would be a big beach here.
Chris: There is a beach here!
(Chris points to a beach with a bird with plastic on its head on the water.)
(Bridgette sighs.)
(Everybody's eyes turn to something off camera.)
Bridgette: Who's that?
(The yacht comes back with a teenager with a big glow around him.)
(Everybody looks in awe at him.)
Chris: Campers, this is Justin!
Justin: Hey Chris, this is great.
Chris: We mainly picked you because of your looks if that's fine.
Justin: I can deal with that.
(Justin walks down the dock but Izzy suddenly stops him in his tracks.)
Izzy: You...
Justin: What?
Izzy: You don't remember? We were together before this show was announced! You signed up just to get away from me!
Justin: Seriously I don't know what you are talking about!
(Izzy picks up Justin by his shirt.)
Izzy: ANY LAST WORDS!
Justin: Uh...
(Izzy tosses Justin in the water.)
Dakota: You know there are sharks in those waters.
Scott: There is what in the water?!
Justin: Sharks!
(The same fin from earlier pokes out from the water.)
(He quickly jumps onto land.)
Brick: Izzy! You must never do that again!
Izzy: Really?
Brick: Yes really!
Izzy: Ok sir!
(The yacht arrives with 2 other contestants.)
Chris: Here is Cody and DJ!
(They quickly get down from the yacht and high-five Chris.)
DJ: Yo Chris McLean, how's it going?
Cody: Dude, I'm siked to be here man.
(Cody walks down quite slowly.)
DJ: You sure you got the right place here, where is the hot tub at?
Chris: Yo dawg, this is it! Camp Wawanakwa!
(DJ walks down the dock looking confused.)
DJ: Looked a lot different on the application form.
(The yacht comes back with 2 contestants.)
Chris: Our next campers are Heather and Jo.
(Heather takes off her sunglasses while the other contestants including Jo look in concern.)
Ezekiel: She looks quite mean, eh?
Harold: Totally.
(Heather walks off the boat.)
(Meanwhile Jo jumps off of the boat's bow.)
Jo: If you value your kiwis, Stay outta my way.
(Chris laughs.)
Jo: That includes you McLean!
(Chris immediately changes expressions.)
Chris: Never mind, avoid her!
Chris: Ok this is our last contestant.
(The yacht comes back holding only 1 contestant.)
Chris: This is Eva!
(Eva walks onto the dock and says nothing.)
(Duncan looks at DJ.)
Duncan: She's all yours man.
(Eva drops her bags making a metal banging sound.)
Cody: What's in there?
Eva; Just dumbbells.
Cody: Ok then.
Staci: Yah, my great great great uncle Robert invented dumbbells. Before that people just lifted metal and never got stronger.
Staci: And my third cousin Ja-
(Jo runs up to Staci with her fist held high.)
Jo: I recommend that you stop talking!
Heather: Exactly! I would fall asleep listening to you saying a letter.
(Staci looks disappointed.)
Chris: Next up, we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone gather at the end of the dock!
(All of the new contestants walk to the end of the dock and pose.)
(Chris pulls out a small camera and is ready to take a picture.)
Chris: 1...2...3
(Chris stops before he can take a photo.)
Chris: Oh I forgot about the lens cap!
(Chris takes off the lens cap from the camera.)
Chris: Now we are ready!
Chris: 1...
(Chris stops again.)
Chris: Great, the memory card is full. Hang on!
(All of the cast sigh.)
Chris: Now we are ready, everyone say, Wawanakwa!
Everyone: Wawanakwa!
(The dock starts to break before completely collapsing.)
(The photos print out the cast trying to stay out the water.)
Chris: That, was, awesome! Everyone dry off and meet me at the campfire pit in 10 minutes!
(The camera soon shows the cast on logs near the campfire pit as Chris explains the rules and how to win Total Drama Island.)
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Island! First I will explain the rules of the competition. You will be split into 2 teams and will participate in a challenge every 3 days and the team who wins the challenge will win a reward and immunity from the elimination ceremony.
Chris: The losing team will meet me here that night, were you must vote one of your teammates off the island. They will be permanently eliminated so they can't come back!
Chris: Now for the reward, whoever is the final person standing on this island will win...
(The cast look in anticipation.)
Chris: 1 million dollars!
(The entire cast cheers.)
Chris: Anyways, let's get this show on the road!
Chris: For the first team, their members will be...
(The camera pans to each contestants face as Chris announces their names.)
Chris: Noah, Dawn, Courtney, Trent, Duncan, Owen, Ezekiel, Scott, Justin, Zoey, Cody and Heather.
(Chris pulls out a rolled up green flag.)
Chris: You are now known as...
(Chris shows the flag to the team with a vulture on it.)
Chris: The Ferocious Vultures!
Duncan: That name doesn't sound so terrible.
Chris: For the other team is...
(The camera pan to each contestant as Chris announces their names.)
Chris: Staci, Brick, Tyler, Dakota, Lindsay, Izzy, Harold, Cameron, Bridgette, DJ, Jo, and Eva.
(Chris pulls out a rolled up red flag.)
Chris: You are now known as...
(Chris shows the flag to the team with a badger logo.)
Chris: The Sneaky Badgers!
Harold: I would prefer another name but I'll take that.
Chris: You will each be given a team cabin where you will live for this competition.
(Duncan stands up from his log.)
Duncan: Hey Chris.
Chris: Yeah?
Duncan: What will be the sleeping arrangements be?
Duncan: Because I wanna request a bunk under her.
(He points to Heather.)
Heather: They're not co-ed right?
Chris: They're not, girls get 1 side of the cabin and the dudes get the other side.
Chris: Is that all I have to say?
(Silence)
Chris: Good! Now go to your cabins, meet at the cafeteria in 30 minutes!
(The cast walks over to the cabins.)
(The Ferocious Vultures enter the cabins.)
Heather: This is where we are staying?
Noah: That's the idea genius.
Heather: Get bent.
(Duncan whispers to Harold.)
Duncan: Looks like somebody missed their coffee this morning.
(Harold laughs.)
Harold: That was funny.
Heather: Drop dead trout lips.
Scott: No time for banter, we have to get ready for the challenge!
Justin: But you realise we are missing some people.
Zoey: Yeah, where is that Dawn girl?
(Brick runs into the cabin.)
Brick: I'm here team!
Cody: Uh, you're not on our team.
Brick: Oh well, I am stopping by to say hi!
Brick: I was out doing my 8k run.
Owen: 8K run? That sounds exhausting!
Trent: Did you see anybody out there?
Brick: Negative!
Ezekiel: Then where is sh-
(Ezekiel is cut off when he sees Dawn sitting one on of the beds.)
Courtney: How, how did you?
Courtney: We didn't even hear you come in!
Dawn: Oh, I used a shortcut.
Zoey: That's impressive!
Trent: It sure is.
Brick: Well, I ought to return to my team, I will see you in the cafeteria!
Cameron: Bye Brick!
(Cameron starts to ponder.)
Cameron: He seems like a nice guy.
Duncan: Do you seriously wanna be friends with a person on the other team?
Cameron: It's just he seems like a nice guy and.
(Cameron is cut off by Duncan.)
Duncan: If you do that again, your off the team.
Ferocious Vultures besides Duncan: Ok knock it off!
(The camera quickly cuts to Chris sitting in a wooden bathroom.)
Chris: I forgot to mention earlier, this is the confession booth. Were you could let the audience at home what you really think. Or just get something off your chest.
(The camera cuts to the contestants in the confessional.)
Geoff: So far. This rocks!
Dakota: I bet once I am done with this show. I'll be the biggest thing ever!
(Lindsay walks in but looks confused.)
Lindsay: Wait where is the camera guy?
Izzy: Wow, my first confessional! I wonder what to say...
(Izzy thinks for a moment.)
Izzy: Something about this makes me want to confess stuff.
(The camera fades into the cafeteria with all of the contestants lined up.)
Chef Hatchet: LISTEN UP! I serve it 3 times a day! And you'll eat it 3 times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!
Harold: Uh, I get hypoglycaemic real bad. If I don't get enough sugar.
Chef Hatchet: You'll be getting a lot of SHUT THE HECK UP!
(Harold quickly runs away.)
Owen: Have a cow.
(Noah smiles at his remark.)
Chef Hatchet: What was that?
Owen: Uh...
Chef Hatchet: Come closer fat boy! I didn't hear you!
Owen: Uh I didn't really say anything important.
Chef Hatchet: I'm sure you didn't!
(Chef Hatchet gives Owen his food then he leaves.)
(Chef Hatchet points at Noah.)
Chef Hatchet: You, scrawny kid. Give me your plate.
(Noah walks to Chef Hatchet and he puts food on his plate but it is sucked up back to the spoon and then put down again.)
(He walks off.)
(Dakota and Zoey walk up to Chef.)
(Chef puts a spoonful of food on Dakota's plate.)
Dakota: Ew! What is this?
Zoey: I actually don't know.
Dakota: Did it just move?
Zoey: What? There's no way!
(Chef takes the food back and smashes it with a hammer.)
(The food covers Dakota and Zoey.)
(Dakota screams and runs off.)
Zoey: Woah...
Chef: NEXT!
(The camera cuts to Chris walking into the cafeteria.)
Chris: Hey contestants!
Geoff: Hey Chris man, can we order a pizza?
(Chef gasps, and runs into the kitchen, grabs several knives and tosses them at the wall and on the table.)
(The entire cast gasp.)
Geoff: Woah, woah, woah, woah! It's cool!
(Bridgette whispers to Geoff.)
Bridgette: You might wanna be more careful.
Geoff: On it.
Chris: Anyways, your challenge begins in 5 minutes. Change into your swimsuits and I'll tell you where to meet me!
Heather: Knowing the high stakes of this game. It's gonna be brutal isn't it.
DJ: Who knows, maybe it is an easy challenge!
(The camera suddenly cuts to a high cliff surrounding a lake and starts zooming out.)
DJ: Sh**
Heather: Thanks, DJ.
(TO BE CONTINUED)