Disclaimer: I do not own Shin Megami Tensei: Persona or any of its characters. They belong to Atlus which belogns to SEga. If I owned the charries and games (like not just on PS2 XD), you bet thered be gay stuff and Theo-sama would be stuffed in my closet XDDDD. I also dont make money from writing ths!
Prologue - Hajimemashita! Omae wa... Desu, desu!
Once upon a time in a the year of 20XX in anoring place called XXXXXXXX manitoba there was a shugo kawaii shoujou aka すごいかわいいしょじょう(authors note: tht means amazin cute girl if ur from nihon(authors note 2: that is how you say 'japan' in japanese XD or nihongo wwwwwwwwww thats how they say 'lol' in JP btw! ^_^)) named Stephanie Angelique McCormick. But she didn't like being called Stephanie or steph or Stepphie or whatever erlse! she used to call herself SAkura which was really cute but then there was ALL THESE OTHER SAKUS and plius this fanfic she read once like ruined the name for ever.
she spoke in a really cute unique way and knew Nihongo! Because a lot of sentences in Nihongo end with 'desu', she ends her stences that way plus it sounds kinda cute? She got the idea from an old anime called Rozen Maiden and there was this doll in it, it wasnt her favorite because her favorite was Hinaichigo, but anyway she said it in a different way than youre supposed to since youre supposed to say 'dess' not 'desu' so she says it desu.
But because people are JERKS tehy made fun of her and called her Desu but then because it sounded cute plus if you get mad at your bullies they just keep laughing and doing it anyway
so SHE started calling herself Desu-chan! Take that baka bitches.
Anyay, Desu was really cute even if she was a lil chubby. but she had big oppai anyway so she didnt really get why people picked on her for it, I thought big boobs were supposed to be good anywaY? Plus she had thicc, like actually THICC, thighs why are people so hypocritcal she actually had big soft thighs that could save lives. ANYWAY! she was pretty. Big blue eyes like the sea but they were also kind of grey ish in the center. She liked to wear lots of makeup becaue it made her feel ebtter even though she didnt need to war it because she was so kawaii, duh. plus the makeup made her cute big eyes super kirei (pretty). she wore lots of mascara and fake eyelashes too with sparklies or lil gemstones those are so cute. she usually didn't wear lipstick but if she did, they were usually different shades of momoiro (pink!) becaue they were her favorite color and other colros made her feel like an ecchi bitch (becchi? XD). her hair was naturally black and curly and shiny but becaus eshe was really into anime and lots of different iro (nihon gor color!), she wanted to dye her hair another color! She went with momoiro and she had been having pink hair since the 6th grade isnt that kawaii? ^o^ also she wears megane making her a meganekko.
Desu was also really into fashion, specigically stuff from Nippon (another way to say japoan!). the most suteki style to her was.. LOLITA!
THeres tons of lolita styles but her most favoritest was SWeet Lolita and her favrotie brand was Angelic Pretty (shouldnt it be called Kirei Tenshi? im gonna calle it Kirei Ten shi lol) but she also REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY loves BAby The STars Shine Bright (im gonna shorten it to BTSSB). they were really expensaive tho and even tho her parents obught her everything to make up for not celbrating her birthdays and being busy with work, she didnt want them to cosntantly buy her $700 dresses? so she nbought from indie stores online. Desu was also really into Fariey Kei, Gothic Lolita, Decoa Kei and some gyaruish fashions.
if you couldnt tell, Im really into anime and manga and stuff from Japan. Desu's fave animangas are Detath Note and Inuyasha and some yugioh as well. Ouran High Gakuen Host Club is also really good. She likes roamnce but obviously shounen stuff is good. Her fave Jojo is Jotaro and he is really kakkoi but not as much as noriaki kakyoin who is her true husbando for jojo (but rohan is rly kawaii too lol) but hotaru is so cool that she'd like let him be with Norinori in a poly relationshop maybe, desu ka?. you could say that im a bit of an otaku lol Her favoritest thing ever though is the Persona games! Three is her favorite because her most favorite husbando (husband) is in it (IT USE TO BE SESSHOMARU FROM INUYASHWA WHIO WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE BUT SOMETIESM YOU WATCH AND ANIME YOU LIKED WHEN U WERE 9 AD ITS NOT JUST THE SAME ANYMORE OK BUT U STILL LOVE THE CHARIES)
His name is Theodore but she calls him Theo or Theo-kun. She aishjitersu him very much. She has sll the merchandixe o f him which isnt very much and it kinda pisses her off but its okay cuz she commissions artists to make her stuff. Lots of art of her and Theo like self-insert is apaprently vringy but its not like shes those people on Tumblr int he self-shipping tag? She was KAWAII not KOWAI (Scary) LOL. Cringe clture is bad and shuld maybe be dead but somestimes you need some cringe thrown at you, desu ne? She has a lot of art of him and her. She buys a lot of buttons and pins and keychains of him on etsy when she can find it and crawls across Mandarake for merchandise of him whenever she can. But her favorite Theodise (theomerchadise lol) is the dakimakura (body pillow) she commissioned.
One side is him in his velvet room outfit with the buttons to his jacket and shirt kinda undone lol hes blushing a little bit its so cute and thent the OTHER SIDE is kinda ecchi XD You know that apron he wears in Persona Q? ITS JUST THAT LOL and his glovesand hat and you can like... see he's a lil 'excited' because theres a tent and he's all blushing and almost ahegaoing wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww She wants to get another one fromt aht artist but her slots are always full TToTT.
DEsus other hobbies are writing, drawing , sewing and figure collecting! She also has a YT Channel where she vlogs about her stuff and does cute dances and reviews. It wasnt the most popular but she hoped she could be like Princess PEachie or something one day ^/^
anyway that is our suteki sugoi heroine, desu-tan! what kind of BIZARRE ADVENTURES will she get uo tp?
you gotta read more silly!
ja matte ne~!