Rock Bottom: A parody of Rock Bottom from SpongeBob SquarePants with Total Drama characters.
Disclaimer for the series: Some (though far from all) chapters will contain moments of nudity or underwear due to the canon SpongeBob episodes' plots and gags, though it won't be anything that wouldn't happen in TD or SpongeBob. Credits to another user on FF for letting us use their idea, and another for their cast idea who wishes to remain anonymous. Some episodes may also take massive strays from canon in order for things to work. Feel free to leave a review, follow, or favorite if you enjoy it!
Ella and Owen were standing out in an airport, with amusement park memorabilia. Ella had some balloons, novelty toys, and plushies, while Owen had Cotton Candy, Frankfurters, and a large bucket of popcorn.
"Love World was awesome!" Owen exclaimed.
"I concur!" Ella replied. The two entered the small airplane, the pilot looking very tired.
He cleared his throat as he pointed to a coin deposit. "Oh, just a minute then!" Ella requested as she dug through her skirt's left pocket. "Perhaps it's in the other one?" As she swapped the balloon to the other hand, she accidentally hit the bus driver across the face. "Oh, my apologies! I didn't mean to do that, honest!"
"Whatever. Just pay." The driver instructed.
The songbird dug through her right pocket and found two quarters to pay. "There we are!"
After accidentally hitting him in the head a second time and apologizing again, the two went to find seats right next to each other, before the bus drove off.
"So what kinda stuff did you get at Love World?" Owen asked her eagerly.
"I got this cute little light that looks like a heart!" Ella shared. "It just warms your heart, doesn't it?"
The big guy chuckled at the pun, crumbs falling from his mouth. "I got some-" He soon realized that he ate them. "Well, I had some heart cookies."
Owen looked out the window as the singer showed the final thing she got. "And I got a heart with Sammy's name on it! That adorable little thing." She commented with a smile before starting to gush over her lover. "I never find anything with her or my name on it, but today, I finally did! I'm sure she'll appreciate it."
The big eater wasn't paying attention to her. "Great apple cider, that can't be good!"
"Hmm? Is something wrong?"
"The sign said we're leaving Ontario!" He pointed, the camera then zoomed in on a road sign a few miles ahead them saying they were past Ontario.
"Oh, goodness! Owen, I think we're on the wrong-" Suddenly, the bus hit an almost vertical hill, making both Ella and Owen slam into the back wall. "-bus!"
Ella slowly started making her way to the front of the bus, using the seats as leverage. She grunted as she walked, fighting the heavy wind and practically vertical climb before her. Her skirt and blouse tore off of her and flew at Owen, who dodged and chuckled… until both pieces of Ella's underwear hit him square in the face.
The undies formed a mask on the big guy's face, with Ella's bra over his eyes and her panties over his mouth. "Ow!"
Owen, the bus driver, and the now-nude princess slammed into the windshield as they felt the incline stop. The bus leveled itself out.
"Last stop, fellas." The driver told them, ushering them off the bus.
"But sir, we need to get back to Ontario!" Ella responded.
"Oh well, guess you'll need to take the next one." After handing Ella her balloon and clothing, he sent the bus back the way it came.
"Where are we?" Owen asked. As Ella was reattaching her clothes with an embarrassed look, she saw an old sign, made with wood. "It appears to be…" She went, dusting off some of the lettering. "The Underworld?" She gasped, as the word Hell was engraved in the wood, before the wind finished the dusting.
"Oh, Drumheller!" Owen said, looking calm for approximately a second. "Drumheller?!" He screamed. "That's miles from Ontario! What are we gonna do?" He hugged Ella's leg in fear.
"Oh it's okay Owen, I'm sure we'll find someone out here." She assured before looking across the open desert. "I've been lost before, and a good tip is to look for any signs of civilization!" She looked around, before noticing some lights in the distance.
"Ah! Perfect! Let's go, Owen! Maybe we'll find them there!" With some vigor and direction, the duo headed towards the lights.
"We've been all alone, stuck in this little zone, since that bus left us stranded." She sang as they traveled. "Please join us and be our friend, after all-" She then tripped as the two had finally found the town they were looking for.
"Rock Bottom Town?" Owen read in confusion. The town was rather peculiar, mostly lit by ghoulish blue and dingy green lights, and only a handful of buildings, a bus station, and some bathrooms. Most of the town was made up of destroyed buildings.
"I don't even know which bathroom is which." Owen cried.
"Well, ah, let's just watch and see who comes out of what, maybe they can tell us." Ella proposed, before seeing just the wind rattle the bathrooms.
"I suppose, everyone already went?" She then turned to the bus station. "Maybe there are people in there!" Ella exclaimed, looking at an old building, with the letters "B, S, A, T," and "I" visible in the flickering neon lights. "Perhaps they can assist us!" The two then pushed the old wooden doors to the building, dust clouding the two.
"Excuse me." Ella called to try to get someone's attention, entering the bus station and seeing a dusty interior, a shelf with old books, and a deep maroon carpet.
"I can barely see anything." Owen commented. "I don't think this is your average darkness."
"Why, it most certainly isn't. It's unlike anything I've ever… well, I guess not seen."
"Yeah, this is… advanced darkness."
Ella reached into her pocket for her heart light, which brightened up the room. "Phew, that's better!" Shining it around the room, she saw a man behind the counter with skin that was green.
"Oh, excuse me, sir, but we need to get back to Ontario." Ella asked, the man simply stared at her, and spoke almost robotically, slowly, with his words almost disconnected from each other. "My Name-Is Randy How-May I Help-You?" His words split with him raspberrying, like a lisp.
"Ontario, any buses available?" Owen asked. Randy glared at him. "There-Is One-Should-Be Here Now." As if on command, there was a bus parked outside, lights glowing a strong yellow. It looked similar to a school bus.
"Free Of Charge." He said, as the two thanked him, and went to get on the bus.
"All Aboard!" The very old-timey looking bus driver, with a monocle, top hat, mustache, and all announced. As Owen got on, his stomach growled. "Man I sure could go for a-" He then sniffed. "Chocodile!" He then turned, revealing a rather modern-looking vending machine.
"Oh, did you want one?" The singer offered. "I'll offer to stop the bus if you do!"
"Yeah!" The food lover answered quickly, so Ella tapped on Randy's arm. "Excuse me, but I'd like you to stop the bus for just a moment so I can grab something!"
"Okay-Be-Quick." Randy requested, and the moment Ella stepped off, the bus left her behind due to taking Ella too literally.
"Oh, please wait!" Ella called. The bus drove faster and faster, with Owen stuck in the back window. She started running after it, eventually running up the same wall the bus they took here went down. Of course, this did not work, and she soon fell, quickly using her skirt to slow her descent, in a similar fashion to a video game princess.
"I suppose my grandparents were right when they told me not to chase after buses…" She mused. "And perhaps especially ones going up 90 degree angles."
"Well, there are always birdies around, right? If you hear my call, please do not let me fall! Take me back to my home, so I will not have to roam!"
No response from the birds other than crows cawing, leaving Ella a little more scared than she already was. "Well, maybe the… was he a robot? Um, either way, maybe the bus driver will return!"
The scene cut to the singer standing by the bus stop that was just outside the bus station, with her heart balloon in her right hand. Her bow came undone and fell off of her head. She giggled and picked it back up.
"Goodness, that hasn't happened in quite a while!" She commented, picked it up, and tied it like she would tie a gift's ribbon. "There we are! And…"
As she was doing this, she didn't notice the bus that was in front of her, so it drove off the second she finished her work. She sighed in disappointment. "No worries, I suppose! I hope there will be another…"
Her balloon that she had not yet grabbed started to drift away from her. "Wait, please come back!" She begged, leaping towards it. She fell face-first in the dirt, but at least she had grabbed the balloon. More driving was heard as she did this, prompting another sigh.
Her stomach growled as she spotted the vending machine across the road. "Maybe doing something nice for Owen would cheer me up a bit." She figured she could get something for herself as well, and even though there was almost no one around, she still looked both ways before crossing the street.
"I hope I still have enough for him." She thought aloud. She dug into her pockets, entered some change, and put in the codes for two separate items - one chocodile pack for Owen, and a pack of a rainbow-patterned candy for herself. Yet again, a bus passed by, disheartening the songbird further. "Perhaps I could find another solution…" She decided.
She looked at her heart balloon and went back to the 90 degree angled road. She tried to huff and puff her balloon full of air, but unfortunately, she didn't breathe helium. She frowned and pulled out her rainbow candy, but looking at it, it wasn't candy in the most literal definition - it was a pack of bubble gum! She quickly unwrapped a piece and continued her blowing, instead on the piece of gum. It eventually got bigger and bigger, and when the princess thought it was big enough, she let it pick her up and soared, just like she always did with the birds!
"Thank you, vending machine!" She muffled out through the side of her mouth, even though it could not respond. She floated back to her apartment building, and when she was just above it, the Chocodile pack coincidentally fell right into Owen's part of it. Ella then landed right into a tree, popping the bubble and ending up stuck.
"Don't worry, buddy! I'll come back for you!" Owen promised in a bus that drove by.
A/N: Thanks to John G. from the reviews section. They gave the idea to make Ella float using a gum bubble rather than a balloon. Also, sorry for waiting so long to get this episode out. Don't worry about Ella - the birds will just help her out of the tree.