( I hope you don't mind if I make this DP994 mainly because the version you did was a lot shorter than I thought but I hope you don't mind if I do this )

( Sticks The Badger was in her home reading a magazine )

Sticks: Hmm Honey The Cat wins award for best fashion shop in town interesting.

( Suddenly Sticks's stomach began growling loudly it even said something to her surprise )

Sticks's stomach: ( Shouting ) Food I need food.

( Sticks walked off to her kitchen to find something to eat but she couldn't find anything )

Sticks: ( Sighs ) Nothing to eat and I've only got three dollars until pay day ( spots advert in newspaper ) Hey what's this? All food ninety nine percent off until noon today? I can afford what time is it?

( Sticks looked at the clock it said 11:30 )

Sticks: Goodness me I've only got half an hour left I gotta make it there.

( Sticks dashed to the grocery store as fast as he could when she got there she realised people were panic buying because the sale was ending soon )

Sticks: I need a shopping cart.

( Sticks went to grab a shopping cart but the one she got was had only three wheels )

Sticks: Oh well this one would have to do.

( Sticks then went inside the store proceed to take anything good she could find )

Man on PA speaker: Attention shoppers the sale will end in five minutes.

Sticks: Oh I better hurry.

( Sticks then came across an promotion for a new snack )

Sticks: ( Licks lips ) Mmm what are these?

Mascot: Ghost Pepper puffs.

( Sticks ate one of the Ghost Pepper puffs )

Mascot: I should warn you they may be a little spicy.

( After she swallowed Sticks's face went red and her mouth was on fire )

Sticks: ( Screaming ) MY TONSILS ARE MELTING WATER I NEED WATER.

( Sticks ran to a container of water that had lobsters in it she tipped it over and gulped the whole lot down only to be attacked by the lobsters afterwards when that was over there was only two minutes until the sale ended )

Sticks: Enough of this I need to get out of here.

( Sticks grabbed her shopping cart and began looking for the check outs )

Sticks: Oh which way is it?

( Sticks eventually found the check outs and went to the one with no people in line there was only one minute left Sticks began sweating uncontrollably as the cashier began scanning the items slowly suddenly he had trouble scanning one of them )

Cashier: Oh dear um price check on Keene's Mustard please.

( Sticks who was now losing patience began scanning the items herself )

Cashier: And you're total is.

( The price said one dollar and fifty cents )

Sticks: Phew.

( Just then it was twelve o clock the sale had ended and the price suddenly increased to one hundred and fifty dollars )

Cashier: One hundred and fifty dollars.

( Sticks's jaw dropped )

Cashier: I'm really sorry it looks like you just missed the big sale have a nice day.

( Sticks pupils suddenly turned into bombs which exploded and she began to become enraged she furiously grabbed the cashier by his tie )

Sticks: ( Snarls furiously ) You cheap little worm I've been spotted by green goo by a kid had my house destroyed by an evil bounty hunter I was beaten by a very strong Russian man accidentally fell into a duck pond made to drag around a three wheeled shopping cart had my mouth set on fire I was attacked by wild lobster nearly got lost and I still beat the twelve o clock deadline so if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE.

Cashier: That will be one dollar and fifty cents please.

( At home Sticks was placing all the food she bought in her kitchen )

Sticks: You know grocery shopping can be pretty dangerous sometimes but at least you get food.

The end