The story begins in Seattle, Washington in Bushwell Plaza where Freddie Benson and his daughter Millicent Mitchell are packing for a week long vacation
"I can't believe I'm finally going to Los Angeles. I know you and Carly are together now but is she coming with us by any chance?" Millicent asks
"No Carly won't be back in town until sometime next week. She and Spencer went to go see their dad in Italy for the entire week and Harper is spending the week with her cousin." Freddie says
"Then I guess they're going to miss out on the best vacation ever." Millicent said
"Just stay safe you two." Mrs. Benson says
"I'm going to have so much fun in Los Angeles." Millicent says
"I've been there a few times. When the Dingo writers stole bits from our show, Carly's ex-boyfriend was cheating on her, when I saw Tori's play and that tuna jump thing that I don't want to talk about." Freddie says
"I was very mad when that happened." Mrs. Benson said
"And I told you that Cat didn't mean to knock me and Robbie in the tank." Freddie says
"Man I missed out on a lot. So where are we staying in Los Angeles?" Millicent asked
"In this fancy hotel. I made sure to make the reservation." Freddie said
"Damn why can't our place look like this?" Millicent asks
"Spencer needs to do something about it." Freddie replies
"Well I'm all packed so can we get a move on?" Millicent asked
"Since you guys are leaving for a week, I can go get a boner from Lewbert since he and I are now married." Mrs. Benson says
"I'm already here. Are you ready to visit the Lewb station?" Lewbert asked
"I'm going to jump off the roof." Freddie said
"Oh dad stop being so dramatic but that was disgusting the way you said it." Millicent says
"Why don't you be supportive of me and Lewbert?" Mrs. Benson asked
"If she's supportive of you and Carly then you should be supportive of me and your mom." Lewbert says
"Okay let's go before the traffic gets bad." Freddie says as he and his daughter exit the building
"Now that they're gone, let the fun begin." Mrs. Benson says
"Oh Marissa." Lewbert said
They begin making out on the couch naked when Freddie and Millicent walk back in
"I forgot my... OH MY GOD!" Millicent yelled
Lewbert and Mrs. Benson quickly cover themselves up
"EW!" Freddie yelled
"Don't act like you don't get this from Carly." Lewbert said
"Okay I am officially scarred for life and I'm only 13!" Millicent said
"Let's go before we see more things we're not supposed to see." Freddie says
As they leave their apartment, we now cut to Los Angeles, California in the 8th floor of the Los Angeles Tipton Hotel where the gang is cleaning up the mess Jade's baby made
"I told you to not overfeed her." Jade says
"Sorry." Beck said
"You guys are so great at raising your child." Tori said
"Yeah we know that Tori!" Jade yelled
"I just hope she stops crying and stops keeping us up late every day." Robbie says
"Well then we got a long time to go." Trina says
"Why not buy noise canceling earplugs?" Cat asked
"Those things never work. Trust me. I've tried." André says
Sinjin walks in with stains on his shirt
"Well I couldn't get the stains out." Sinjin said
"Ew your baby puked on Sinjin?" Tori asked
"She's a baby Vega! They always barf!" Jade yelled
"Hey Robbie you want to go with me to the store and get some cool stuff for our apartment?" Cat asked
"Sure let's go." Robbie says
The two walk out of the Oliver apartment
"I still cannot believe they got together." Trina says
"Says the one who got together with Sinjin." Beck said
"Hey!" Sinjin yelled
"Go change your shirt before I puke for seeing that!" Jade yelled
"Fine." Sinjin says and walks out
Soon the camera cuts to Freddie and Millicent as they are now in Los Angeles which they arrived at 20 minutes ago
"Wow Los Angeles is so pretty." Millicent says
"I'm starting to get nostalgic flashbacks to all the times I was here." Freddie said
"I wonder how grandma is doing with Lewbert." Millicent says
"Why are you supporting them? Lewbert is an awful person." Freddie said
"I just want grandma to be happy. Besides whatever happened to your birth dad anyway"? Millicent asked
"Okay let's listen to some music." Freddie says but Millicent turns off the radio
"Freddie what happened to grandpa?" Millicent asked
"The truth is, I don't really have a dad. I never got to see him all my life and every time I bring him up, mom just changes the subject." Freddie says
"Wow that's dark." Millicent said
"Heck I don't even know what happened to Carly's mom." Freddie says
"She has a mom?!" Millicent asked
The rest of the car ride remains silent until Freddie sees the Tipton apartment
"Hey we're here. Are you ready for our week-long vacation?" Freddie asked
"Let's get it over with." Millicent says
Freddie parks his car. Soon he and Millicent grab their bags and walk into the apartment
"Holy shit this place is huge!" Freddie yelled
"Let's find our apartment." Millicent says
They walk up to London Tipton who is playing on her computer and sees Freddie and Millicent
"Uh can I help you two?" London asked
"Hi I'm Freddie Benson. This is my step-daughter Millicent Mitchell. We're here for our vacation." Freddie says
London goes through her computer and doesn't see anything about a vacation reservation
"Uh you must have the wrong apartment because I don't see any appointments on my computer for a vacation." London says
"You're joking right?" Millicent said
"But I have it here." Freddie says and pulls up the appointment on his phone
"Uh you forget to hit send." London said
"What? Oh son of a bitch!" Freddie yelled
"Nice going Freddie!" Millicent says
"Come on it took us a few hours to get here." Freddie said
"I wish I could help but there are no apartments vacant right now." London said
Soon Cat and Robbie walk in with shopping bags
"Freddie?!" Cat yelled
"Freddie Benson!" Robbie says
"Oh hey Cat, Robbie. Are you here on a date?" Freddie asked
"No silly we live here. Hi London." Cat says
"Hey Cat. Hi Robbie" London said
"Sup Miss Tipton." Robbie says
"You know each other?" Millicent asked
"Yeah she lives in the apartment with us." Cat says
"On the 9th floor while we live on the 8th floor. So what are you and your daughter doing here?" Robbie asked
"Well my daughter and I were planning a vacation here but I guess I forgot to hit send so now I guess we're going back to Seattle." Freddie says
"Oh well why don't you guys stay with me and Robbie?" Cat asked
"You sure?" Millicent asked
"Heck yeah. Freddie remember our code name Frobbie?" Robbie asked
"Yeah please don't bring that up. I still get nightmares from those fish." Freddie replies
"I have scars in places that should not have scars!" Robbie yelled
"Ha Frobbie. That's funny." Millicent says
"Have fun you guys. I'm going to see if Bailey and Maddie want to go to the spa with me." London says
"We're waiting for you London!" Maddie says as she and Bailey have been in the lobby for a minute
"Yeah the spa won't be open all day." Bailey says
The girls walk outside the Tipton building
"Wait for me!" London says as she closes the lobby and goes has fun with her friends
"She's kind of odd." Freddie says
"I heard that!" London yelled in the background
Flip scene to where Cat and Robbie walk in the Harris apartment with Freddie and Millicent
"Look who I found." Cat says
"Freddie?!" Tori, Trina, Jade, Beck, André and Sinjin said
"Uh I'm here too. In case anyone cares." Millicent says
"What brings you back to Los Angeles, Mr. Benson?" Tori asked
"We're on vacation." Freddie replies
"Is Carly here too?" Trina asked
"She's in Italy visiting her dad." Millicent replied
"So it's just you two?" André asks
"Si." Freddie says in Spanish
"Are you and Robbie going to have a bromance again?" Jade asked
"Very funny Jade." Freddie says
"Is there a pool here because I want to go swimming." Millicent says
"It's outside." Tori replied
"We have to go outside to swim?!" Millicent asked
"I know right." Jade replied
"I could go for a swim." Trina says
"Surprise surprise." Jade said
The scene cuts to where the gang is outside swimming except Jade who is holding her baby and trying to make sure she doesn't get sunburned
"Man it is a nice day out." Cat says
"This pool is relaxing." André says
"Jade are you sure you don't want to get in?" Beck asked
"Yeah the pool is fine." Freddie replies
"No thanks I'd rather stay up here with my baby." Jade said
"Suit yourself." Sinjin says
"So Freddie how long are you staying here in Los Angeles?" Robbie asked
"Until the end of the week then my daughter and I are going back to Seattle." Freddie replies
"So are you and Carly finally a couple?" Tori asked
"Wait I thought you were dating that Pearl girl." Cat says
"Yeah that didn't turn out well." Freddie says
"She wasn't his type anyways!" Millicent yelled
"So Creddie is finally going to happen?" Trina asked
"It already did happen. We've been together since June 8, 2023 and I have been enjoying every second of it." Freddie replies
"Wow that's 10 years after Sam and I became roommates!" Yelled Cat
"I wonder how Sam would react." Jade says
"She'd probably throw a fit." Freddie says
"Is she still in that biker gang?" Tori asked
"Uh huh." Freddie replied
"I hope she doesn't forget about us." Cat said
"I doubt Sam would forget any of us." Trina says
"Well she doesn't know me since we never interacted at the party." Sinjin says
"I don't think any of us really interacted with them at the party except for Tori." André says
"I barely know her but she would probably think you're a creep." Millicent says
"Love your kid, Benson." Said Jade
"Well Jade and I met Spencer when we along with Sikowitz were in that hot tub." Beck said
"Who's Sikowitz?" Millicent asked
"He was our acting teacher when we went to Hollywood Arts." Cat replied
"So two teenagers were in a tub of water with their own teacher?" Freddie asked
"Looking back now, that sounds very disgusting." Robbie says
"Wait didn't we all meet when we all sang our songs at the end?" Tori asked
"I don't recall Sinjin singing with us." Cat says
"I wonder what she would do if she met Sinjin." Trina says
"If Sam can handle me then she could handle Sinjin." Robbie says
"I doubt it." Jade says
We cut to the end of the week where Freddie and Millicent are packing their suitcases as their vacation is over
"This week went by very fast." Freddie says
"It's like we were only here for 5 minutes." Millicent said
"Do you have to go back now?" Robbie asked
"Yeah you're at the fanciest hotel ever all throughout Los Angeles." Cat replied
"Sorry but we have to go back to Seattle." Freddie says
"I can't wait to tell my friends at school about my adventures. They're going to be jealous. Especially Olive." Millicent says
"Well we better not keep my mom waiting. Thanks for the fun vacation you guys." Freddie said
As Freddie and Millicent leave the hotel, they get in Freddie's car but the engine explodes
"Shit my engine just exploded!" Freddie yelled
"Well I guess we aren't leaving." Millicent says as part one comes to an end
To Be Continued
The End
Ending Tagline: "I can go get a boner from Lewbert." -Mrs. Benson
A/N Hope you enjoyed part one of this episode. Mrs. Benson only appears for a few minutes in this episode and is absent for the rest. Carly, Harper and Spencer do not appear but they are mentioned. Lewbert also makes a small cameo in the beginning. Also halfway in, London, Bailey and Maddie appear and have a few lines thus making this a crossover between the iCarly, Victorious and Suite Life franchise. Note Millicent being shocked that Carly has a mom is because this was written before the iCarly episode iHave a Proposal and I didn't have time to change it so this takes place before the season three finale of iCarly 2021.