Zoe was on Max's couch laying in his lap as he sat up, the thirteen year old couple were binge watching a show. "Why do they always do this break up date other people break up get back with person A shit in these shows?"
Max tapped the arm of the couch, "I guess people hate those things so much they hate watch or hate read it, to boost datings. keep in mind hate watching is how shows like Teen titans go are still around."
the girlfriend crossed arms,"yeah but it's so realistic. I mean If I broke up with you dating someone else then went back to you, you would probably turn me down, remembering the heart break."
the boy rubbed head, "Well I hate to say it, but that needs context. I mean why did we break up? was one of us framed. I mean did person you dated or guy b's sister kiss me to make it look like I cheated, then I cleared my name. because if so I would take you back."
Zoe thought about it saying, "good point...Okay let's talk about this then, That woman broke up with the guy she wanted to marry because her parent's split. What the fuck do those people have to do with you? That's a whole other relationship not yours. Plus unlike your parents, You two fight and make up all the dam time. Like us, we fight we make up, We are a stable realistic relationship."
Max leaned on arm, "Maybe that's why they do this fight, break up, make up , hook back up crap. The Writers, have no, other idea on how to write that."
The girlfriend giggled, "probably...Or maybe, they just go with drama sells which is outdated. I mean this isn't the old days. Like look at us, We wait till this show was finished before watching it, because of all the drama. That way we don't have to put up with it, Look we even skipped over the five episodes it took the girl to realize, I am dating this guy because he looks like my ex so I am still in love with my Ex and I made a mistake breaking up with him. Then we goggled on wiki what important stuff we missed. Drama doesn't sell anymore. I mean how many people don't watch, or read till it's over?"
Max nodded petting her head, "yeah I know..plus they always go on big fancy exciting dates. I mean our date nights are just bing watching a show cuddled on the couch. I mean remember when I tried to do a tv style date dinner and a movie."
zoe laughed holding her gut, "We couldn't help but laugh our asses off at that romance movies corn. then at dinner we laughed at the foods names, it tasted good, but still..." She laughed so beautifully. "I mean Any woman who wants that crap ever date night is gold digging, or a leach. that will run once she sucked the man dry."
Max petted her head smiling, " yeah, and plus Tv cuddles, are unrealistic, I mean, Zoe I have to pee, so can you..." She sat up and he ran to the bath room Zoe pausing the show, he then came back in a few minutes later after a flush, Sat back down, and she laid back down, "No one ever does that on Tv."
Zoe nodded before she said, "or farts, Remember when we were in line for the movie and I farted and you said excuse me and took credit for me. Then the Karen want to yell at you and I farted again and said, My man was taking credit for my fart so I wasn't embarrassed as he loved me, and act ruined by you, this is why you only watch love and never feel it."
Max nodded saying, "yeah and you were first to fart around me." he giggled remembering it. " You were shamed or red, And I didn't mind."
Zoe scratched her ass and nodded, "Plus no one ever gets an itch, I mean honestly. Tv relationships are so over dramatic they take a normal thing and make everyone over react to it. Plus the guy acts more like her boyfriend before first hook up and she choice the guy who did nothing but say yes to going to the dance...That's stupid. I have date who does nothing not even comment on my looks, and someone else who did everything for me, always helped me and cared for me confesses, I am jumping off lazy asshole and on to prince charming. Never had that problem." Max nodded. "I mean honestly why don't they write Tv that makes sense?"
Max then said,"because then it won't be entertaining it would just be what you see everyday."
Zoe nodded saying, "yeah I mean we are ironically watching to mock how bad this show is, but still. Oh look last episode kiss cut to black, not even an epilogue. " Max sniffed and held his nose fanning. She laughed.
Max gagged, "Oh what did you eat? I love you but ...oh...Zoe check yourself honey... I think you sharted."
zoe laughed holding her hips getting up saying, "love you too, And nope." she pulled out a little thing that was a smash it stink momb, "pranked it." Max laughed as she kissed him.