Inside a huge mansion next to a lake; President of the United States Max the Rabbit as well as President of the Boiling Isles Steve were sitting in a room with each other discussing stuff while C.A.T.T members Amber and Derwin and Sam the Dog were at the table as well.
"Okay, so we're agreed. The United States will agree to allowing Boiling Isles refugees into their borders on the condition that the Boiling Isles keeps any wanted criminals from trying to sneak into the human realm." said Max.
Steve nodded.
"Those are the terms and conditions." said Steve.
Derwin pulled out a form and placed it in front of Max.
"Just sign your signatures and it'll all be legal." said Derwin.
Max signed his name on the form before giving it to Steve who signed his name as well.
"Well this summit meeting has gone perfectly with no problems whatsoever." said Sam.
"Indeed." said Max.
"Though I'm a little confused by why Steve felt the need to hire some extra bodyguards since he already has me." said Amber.
Outside the room; Roger and Scott Denoga both dressed up like Secret Service members were guarding the door.
"Well this is quite a job." said Scott.
"Tell me about it. Watching over the POTBI Steve during a summit meeting. Not what a teenager should do for a job." said Roger.
"How'd we get these jobs anyways?" said Scott.
"I brought Blackjack to the Boiling Isles, you introduced the concept of cheating at Blackjack." said Roger.
Flashback
Four days ago in a tavern in Bonesburrough; Roger and Scott were at a table with some demons as the meerkat was shuffling some cards.
"Game's called Blackjack, human realm game. Closest person to reach the number 21 without going over wins." said Roger.
Roger finished shuffling before dulling out two cards for each person and himself.
"If you want another card, just say hit me, or if you don't, just say stay." said Roger.
"Hit me." said a demon.
Roger gave the demon a card.
"Hit." another demon said.
Roger gave a card.
"Hit." said another demon.
Roger gave the demon a card.
"I'm good." said Scott.
Roger placed a card on his deck before everyone held their cards up, revealing that the demons each had number values over 21 while both Roger and Scott had 21.
"Well, dealer and Scott both win." said Roger.
The teens reached for some chips in the center of the table, but their hands were grabbed by a muscular male witch and flipped over their arms, revealing that Scott had a second deck of cards.
Roger became confused and glared at Scott.
"You had a second deck of cards on you?" said Roger.
"How else was I going to win?" said Scott.
The muscular witch became mad.
"Boys, kill them." said the witch.
A bunch of angry witches and demons approached Roger and Scott who then began fighting each and everyone of them.
Far away from the tavern; the members of C.A.T.T's as well as President Steve were in a carriage heading towards the tavern and Amber was giving Steve some forms.
"And this is United States President Max's plans to incorporate a gun range on the Boiling Isles." said Amber.
"Putting an amusement park on the Boiling Isles, a rare and exotic animal hunting park, and an IKEA store on the Isles as well? Wow this guy really is crazy." said Steve.
Amber nodded.
"I know, why an IKEA on this place? It'll cover more acers then an amusement park." said Amber.
Steve sighed.
"Boy, I should probably just send Alador in place of me instead." said Steve.
Katya looked at Steve.
"Now Steve, rule of thumb for a presidential summit, the main leaders have to attend to discus ways to maintain peace and make deals with each other." said Katya.
Steve sighed.
"Fair enough. If only I had some extra protection for when I'm at the meeting." said Steve.
The group then heard some fighting sounds, confusing them.
"What's all that racket?" said Steve.
Everyone looked outside the carriage and noticed some witches and demons being tossed out of the same tavern.
"Looks like someone instigated a bar fight." said Derwin.
"A bar fight? I need to join in." said Amber.
The carriage stopped in front of the tavern and the group exited the carriage and entered the tavern and were shocked by what they saw.
All the patrons were knocked out while Roger and Scott were sitting on a bar table panting from exhaustion.
"I MISSED A LOT!" yelled a slightly angry Amber.
"What the hell happened here?" said Steve.
"A card game gone wrong." said Roger.
One demon close to the C.A.T.T's woke up groaning before Scott grabbed Roger's metal leg and tossed it at the demon, knocking it out as Katya caught the leg.
"I'm to exhausted to care about that right now." said Roger.
"Did you kick their asses?" said Derwin.
"It was like something you'd expect to see in a Jackie Chan movie. These guys just about had us on the ropes, but we pulled through." said Scott.
Roger reached behind a bar and pulled out a box of Apple's Blood and started drinking.
"Dude, you really shouldn't drink that stuff at your age." said Amber.
"I just got out of a scrap with a bunch of witches and demons that your previous ruler couldn't have gotten out of if he wasn't charismatic, don't try me." said Roger.
Steve did some think and looked at Katya.
"This gives me an idea." said Steve.
He turned to Roger and Scott and sat down at a table.
"Can you two come over here for a second, I want to talk to you about something." said Steve.
Roger and Scott got off the bar table and hopped/walked over to the table Steve was at and sat down on some chairs.
"I'm about to attend a summit meeting with your human realm president of the United States that'll last for several days, so I'm wondering if you'd like to be extra protection for anyone who might want to harm me?" said Steve.
The teens looked at each other and started whispering in each others ears and turned back to Steve.
"We'll do it, after all, it's not everyday you get to help out a political figure." said Scott.
"Good to know." said Steve, "Anything you need, just name it."
"We're going to need some suits, sunglasses, walkie talkies, and a leg." said Roger.
"The first three I get, but why the leg?" said Steve.
Roger looked at Steve.
"You know that your girlfriend is still holding my prosthetic leg, right?" said Roger.
Steve looked at her.
"Katya, can you uh..."Steve said while motioning to the leg Katya was holding.
The fanfiction loving witch became shocked.
"Oh right." said Katya.
She placed the leg in front of Roger and the meerkat grabbed it before putting it on.
End Flashback
"That's actually amazing. Though it still amazes me how Steve could be considered controversial as a president since he's got several scandals on his head." said Scott.
Roger looked at Scott.
"And those scandals are?" said Roger.
"Being a part of the very coven that was created by the same witch hunter who tried to kill everyone in the Demon Realm and dating a convicted felon." said Scott.
Roger nodded.
"Fair enough, but both are the results of politics. Katya because she loves food romance fanfic and being part of a rebellion trying to expose just how insanely flawed the Coven System really is. Steve was just in the wrong place at the wrong time." said Roger.
He pulled out his phone and tapped into Penstagram and showed Scott something.
"Plus, you can't possibly deny how cute these two are." said Roger.
Scott looked at the phone and saw a picture of Roger in his swim shorts with his metal leg replaced by his plastic leg.
"Is that you on the beach?" said Scott.
Roger became shocked.
"Oh sorry, wrong picture." Roger said as he swiped the photo away and turned the phone back to Scott, "Here. You can't deny how cute these two are."
Scott saw a photo of Steve and Katya on Steve's bike with the female in the front while Steve had his arms around Katya's waist.
"Fair enough." said Scott.
Roger put his phone away.
He smiled.
"Nothing can ruin this job for us." said Roger.
Meanwhile on Sledge's ship; Sledge was pondering a plan.
"I've got to have...money. But what am I going to do to get it?" said Sledge.
Wrench heard him and looked at his boss.
"Perhaps you can try and kidnap a political figure. Anyone'll pay a ransom to get someone that big back." said Wrench.
"Question is, who?" said Sledge, "It's gonna have to be a president."
An alarm went off, shocking Sledge.
"What the?" said Sledge.
"PRISONER ESCAPE!" yelled Fury.
In a hallway; a prisoner who looked like a desk light like monster complete with light hands, and a light chest was running down the halls.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" yelled Sledge's voice.
The monster was hit by a round from a blaster and crashed into a wall groaning in pain.
He saw an angry Sledge approaching him.
"So, Bright Eyes, thought you could pull off an escape, didn't you?" said Sledge.
"No Sledge, I wasn't trying to escape." the monster known as Bright Eyes said.
Sledge lifted the monster up off the ground.
"Luckily for you, I'm feeling generous today. Kidnap a president, and I'll see to it that you get rich beyond your wildest dreams." said Sledge.
He let go of the monster who chuckled.
"Sure thing Sledge." said Bright Eyes.
He then teleported away.