In a giant pumpkin, a fire bolt bursts from it and it reveals a stylish lincoln in an orange tux and top hat and cane, and lincoln he danced a little and said to the audience "hello everyone it's time for the final loud house of horror, I know you all love our stories but good things can't last forever, now for our first story a moody teenager makes the biggest mistake of her life, this mistake is killer"

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Lori while visiting her family for the summer was talking to bobby on her phone " you know it's nice to be with my family again, but sometimes it's just too crazy" then bobby said " well you can't get rid of them" then lori said "yeah i can't"

Then Lynn sr and Rita came in and Lynn sr said " Lori can we have a word with you" then Lori was in Lisa's bunker and Lynn sr said "you know you are the oldest" then Lori said " yeah dad I literally know" then Rita said "your father and I have gotten an enormous life insurance policy" then Lori said "why are you telling me now" then Lynn sr said " well with this loud and crazy house anything can happen, your mother and I could get ran over, be shot, or scarier being eaten by Lisa's mutant killer gorillas right here in this bunker"

Then the next since shows mutant killer gorillas in a cage next to them

Then Rita said " even though it may never happen, when we die you have to take care of your siblings" then Lori said " but what about fairway" then Rita said " if that happens you may have to quit college but the life insurance policy will cover you for years" then something in Lori snap and she unlock the cage and the gorilla's attack and ate Lynn sr and Rita turning them into a pile of bones, then the gorillas went back to cage and sleep. Then Lori locked the cage, got out of the bunker, and said " what have i done" then Lori sat down crying her eyes out.

Then the louds were playing in the living room and Lisa rushed in and told her siblings "everyone's mom and dad lives were terminated" then lola said " in English, please" then lisa said " okay you morons mom and dad are dead, they been eaten by my mutant gorillas" then Luna said " we told you not to have those gorillas" then Lincoln said " don't you guys get it we're orphans" then the loud family except Lori was crying, then Leni said "Lori why are you not crying" then lori got nervous and said "I'm too much in shock but I'm crying from the inside" then Lincoln said " you know i don't think it was an accident, I think one of us may have done it" then leni said " no none of us would ever do anything like that" then Lincoln said " ether way i got to solve the mystery, Lincoln afoot"

Then lisa was studying the crime scene and Lori was with her and Lisa said " my scanner will find the evidence" then Lori said to Lisa " Lisa we don't know if someone murders them, they could be eaten by accident" the Lisa scanner got the data she needs and Lisa said to Lori "your the one who did it" then Lori said "what, where's your proof" then Lisa said "i scan your fingerprints and I got all the family's fingerprints on file" then Lori snap again and she grabs a laser gun and vaporizes her. Then Lori said to herself " i can't believe it, first, i kill my parents and then i kill my sister, i got to stop no matter what" then Lori throw a knife to luan's head then snap lucy's neck, then Lola, Lynn. then later that night Lincoln gathers the remaining family members to the living room and tries to explain the mystery. All that's left besides Lori are leni, luna Lana lincoln, and lily. Then Lincoln said " from what i learn about the mystery from ace savvy and David steel, the bad guy is most scared into confessing when they are cornered" then Lori said " Lincoln this is literally pointless the killer may be long gone by now" then Lincoln said, " now let's explain everyone's motives, luna when mom and dad ground you, you couldn't go to mick swagger's retirement consert" then Luna said, " that did bum me out but not enough to kill them" then Lincoln said to lana " lana mom and dad took away your favorite rancid cheese collection cause it starting to have toxic mold" then Lana said, "you're talking to the girl who raised and train so many animals, you think I would be a killer," then lincoln said " it couldn't be lily and leni so the murderer must be…." then lori said to her family " well I'm sorry it has to end this way but I have no choice, sorry fam i really do love you all" then lori shut off the lights and kill them offscreen.

When the fall hits bobby drives up to the loud house and bobby came to lori. Then while lori was sipping her tea bobby said " lori i'm so sorry, i have heard of it from the news, have they found the killer yet" then lori lied " not yet but it literally the saddest thing in my life, but the life insurance money is nice" the bobby had a scary thought then he said " wait it was you" then Lori cried on the table and said " i'm sorry i snap and i killed my parents out of fear of taking care of my family and when my siblings found out i have to kill them too" then Bobby said "i can't believe you would do this" then Lori said " now that you know i have no choice"

Then later that night lori and bobby were in lori's bed after making love, then lori said " so we're in agreement you keep your mouth shut and we can have fun all the time" then bobby said " okay, i can bend a little"