Gertrude yelled in terror as Freddy chased her down the gray empty hallway. She had just gone to sleep a second ago and now she was running for her life from a crazed madman.
Meanwhile, Freddy had a huge grin on his face as he said "you seem a bit tired from all this running, why don't you just take a BREAK" before using his dream power to snap Gertrude's left leg into two pieces.
Gertrude screamed in pain as she fell to the ground, mountains of blood spraying from her now useless leg.
Gertrude continued crying out as Freddy sat next to her and said "don't worry I'm a doctor" before pulling out a stethoscope and examining her leg.
"It's worse than I thought. Looks like we'll have to amputate" said Freddy happily before pulling out a hacksaw and saying "just so you know, I have no idea what I'm doing."
Gertrude screamed as Freddy prepared to hack off all her body parts, but before he could start cutting her leg off, a voice yelled out in the distance "FREDDY! I'VE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU!"
Freddy stopped and looked over at who was yelling at him and his grin became even wider. Standing at the very end of the hallway was the famous rapper, Busta Rhymes!
"So, you think you've got what it takes to outdream me, don't you" said Freddy as he began to get back up.
"Nigga, the only dream I subscribe to is the American dream" said Busta Rhymes before several fireworks went off behind him to spell "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!"
Freddy's grin didn't even leave his face as he said "well I suppose if you wanna die, then come at me."
"Gladly" said Busta Rhymes before tossing a chicken nugget at Gertrude. The chicken nugget then opened up a portal which the rapper immediately pushed her into, transporting back her to the real world.
"Go home lil nigga" said Busta Rhymes
Busta Rhymes then pulled out a Twix and flung it at Freddy with all the accuracy of Bullseye as it hit Freddy square in the eye, causing blood to spray from the caramel cookie.
"MY EYE, OH GOD MY EYE!" yelled Freddy as red blood sprayed from his left socket.
Suddenly, Freddy's eye regenerated as he said "just kidding bitch."
Busta Rhymes was sitting in the corner, doing his taxes, before looking up and saying "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
Freddy tried to lunge at Busta Rhymes to chop him up, but Busta Rhymes was prepared. He crumpled up all his tax forms, empowered them with Ki energy, and flung them at Freddy, damaging the dream demon severely.
Busta Rhymes then jumped at Freddy and began attacking him with lightning fast punches. Every single punch made a squeaking noise as Freddy continued to get pummeled by the famous rapper.
Busta Rhymes finished his attack rush by jumping up in the air and kicking Freddy Krueger into a conveniently placed vat of acid.
Busta Rhymes then reached into his pocket and pulled out a 100 dollar bill. He then turned to you, the person reading this fanfic and said "here ya go, buy yourself something pretty."
This moment didn't last for long though as Freddy Krueger rose out of the acid, completely unharmed, in the form of a scaly dragon.
"Get fucked" said Freddy before shooting a blast of fire out of his mouth.
Busta Rhymes jumped out of the way and managed to escape unsinged, but unfortunately, your 100 dollar bill got burned by Freddy's fire so now you are poor and will probably die of starvation, while I immediately move into your house and bone your sister.
If you're reading this and don't have a sister then just pretend.
Busta Rhymes dodged Freddy's fireballs before jumping up in the air and doing Sonic's trademark spin jump, shredding off a large part of Freddy's face and causing a glob of flesh to fall to the ground while simultaneously exposing Freddy's skull.
"C'mon step it up" taunted Busta Rhymes.
Freddy felt himself starting to get angry as he said "you want me to step it up, fine, I'll step it up."
Freddy transformed back into his normal self and used his dream power to summon a dozen steel girders, which then impaled Busta Rhymes through the chest.
Instead of blood, Strawberry Kiwi Caprisun dripped from the rapper's wounds.
"Well it looks like the rhymer got busted" said Freddy before laughing to himself.
Freddy stopped laughing when he saw that his opponent vanished from his impalement.
Freddy then looked down and smiled as he saw a trail of Caprisun leading into the hallway.
"Come out come out wherever you are" said Freddy sadistically as he began following Busta Rhymes trail.
Freddy continued following the trail as he began wondering what he'd do to Busta Rhymes once he caught him. Would he decapitate him? No, he's already done that to plenty of his victims before. Would he slit his throat? No, he wanted him to suffer longer. There just had to be something would that work, wait, that's it! He'd use his hellfire powers to cook the rapper's blood until its boiling hot, and then laugh as his insides begin melting out of his body!
Freddy then patted himself on the back as he continued towards Busta Rhymes direction.
Freddy's claw dragged along the walls as he took the time to enjoy stalking his pray.
Freddy spied Busta Rhymes foot to the left and grinned, before jumping out and attempting to slice the rapper to ribbons.
Freddy's grin then went away as he saw that, instead of a dead rapper, a large cannon was aimed straight at his face.
"Oh fuck me" said Freddy.
The cannon went off and Busta Rhymes (wearing a ballet dancer's outfit) exited the cannon and socked Freddy right in the noggin, before they both crashed through a wall.
Busta Rhymes landed gracefully on his feet, while Freddy landed flat on his ass.
As Freddy tried to get up, *SLAM* Busta Rhymes pulled out the hammer from the classic arcade game, Donkey Kong, and slammed Freddy on the head, causing a cartoonish bump to form on his head.
The next few minutes were nothing but Freddy trying to get back up while Busta Rhymes continued slamming him on the noggin, causing numerous bumps to form.
After a while, Freddy fell to the ground, unable to get up due to the large amount of injuries he'd sustained.
"What the fuck are you" said Freddy.
Busta Rhymes cleared his throat before saying "I am the hope of the universe, I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, I am protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth, ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU!"
"Really" asked Freddy.
"Nah that's just something I say to fuck with people. I'm still gonna kill you though."
Freddy then replied "heh, well good luck trying."
Freddy then used his dream power to fire a geyser of blood from his hands, but Busta Rhymes was ready, as he fired Sunny D from his hands in order to counteract the blood.
The two warriors seemed to be evenly matched, until Busta Rhymes spontaneously grew a 3rd arm and began firing Surge Soda at the dream demon, causing him to go flying through the air once again, before falling on his ass again.
Busta Rhymes then hopped into KITT from the classic TV show, Knight Rider, and ran over Freddy, before backing up and doing the same thing again, and again, and again, for about 30 minutes.
By the time the rapper was finished, Freddy's body was a gory mess. Bones stuck out of places they weren't supposed to and Freddy's limbs were twisted into weird positions that no human should ever be in.
Busta Rhymes then hopped out of his car and pulled out a bucket of Publix Popcorn Chicken. He then began popping the delicious morsels into his mouth, one by one.
Each and every piece of popcorn chicken had an alternate reality inside of it and Busta Rhymes was munching them with delight.
"Man, alternate realities taste good" said Busta Rhymes as he popped another popcorn chicken into his mouth.
Suddenly Freddy sprung back up, clearly pissed off now as he said "THAT'S IT! GO TO HELL BITCH!" before summoning a giant furnace and tossing Busta Rhymes into it.
Freddy laughed as Busta Rhymes screamed in agony. Screams of torment were like a sweet symphony to him.
After a while, Freddy stopped laughing when he noticed that the screams were replaced with, Freddy didn't want to believe this, yodeling, just yodeling.
Freddy opened up the furnace and saw Busta Rhymes, playing the accordion as wenches served him grilled hamburgers and beer.
This pissed Freddy off to no end, so he tossed a grenade into the furnace and shut the door.
Freddy waited and waited for the grenade to go off. After 5 minutes, he opened the furnace back up and the motherfucking grenade was eating lunch with Busta Rhymes!
"HEY! DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY AND EXPLODE!" yelled Freddy angrily.
"Nah I kinda like this guy, I think I'll stick around for a while" said the grenade.
Both Busta Rhymes and the grenade raised their glasses of beer in the air before clinking their glasses together and drinking to their hearts content.
This pissed Freddy off to no end, so he used more of his dream power to flood the entire furnace with blood, causing Busta Rhymes to get forcefully spat out by the furnace.
The grenade then calmly walked out and said "so, I'll see you next week then?"
Busta Rhymes then said "you know it."
They both then highfived each other before the grenade turned and left.
Busta Rhymes aura then turned dead serious as both him and Freddy's auras oozed an intensity unseen by mortal eyes.
The time for joking around was over now and the two of them prepared to use their ultimate attacks.
It was so intense that the song, Rock the Dragon, began spontaneously playing in the background.
Freddy transformed into his true demon form and Busta Rhymes gathered energy from across the world in order to finish this fight once and for all.
Demon Freddy lunged at Busta Rhymes while Busta Rhymes prepared to use his ultimate attack and, nah I'm just kidding, Busta Rhymes instead broke a Smash Ball and used R.O.B's final smash.
Red hot lasers exited from Busta Rhymes eyes as he didn't just disintegrate Freddy, but also managed to destroy his soul in the process too. The power of Nintendo was too much for Freddy to handle.
Only ashes remained as the being formerly known as Freddy Krueger left this world and entered into the depths of hell.
The dream demon was no more and Busta Rhymes saw no reason to be here, so he turned into a biscuit and flew away.
Now, what was the moral of this story, you may ask? The moral was to always brush your teeth, don't do drugs, and listen to your parents. This has been a message brought to you by Skittles.