Hector's Parents Get Hit

Hector Cruz's parents get assaulted for their actions at the end of 'Puberty Alert'.

[i don't own Ozzy & Drix or Mulan]


It all began at Hector Cruz's house.

THere was a knock on the door. Hector's Dad heard it from in the kitchen. "I'll get it!" he called. He went to the door, opened the door, and he saw Chi-Fu, from Mulan, glaring angrily at him.

"Look," Hector's Dad said to Chi-Fu, "whatever you're selling, we're not interested. so please go away."

"Who is it, honey?" Hector's Mom said, who had come in from the living room.

"It's just some Chinese man at the door," Hector's Dad said. "Probably here to sell us something."

"Oh, I am not here to sell you anything." Chi-Fu said bitterly. "I'm here for justice."

"Justice?" Hector's parents both said at the same time.

"Exactly." Chi-Fu said. "You two are pig-faced jerks! How dare you ground your son Hector till college just because he snuck out to a party!"

"Well, I'm sorry you feel thay way," Hector's Dad said, "but we told him not to go to that party, and he did it anyway, so we had no choice but to ground him."

"We only want what's best for him." Hector's Mom said.

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT, MRS PIG-FACE!" Chi-Fu snapped. "YOU DID A VERY BAD THING TO YOUR SON!"

Hector's parents stared, gobsmacked.

"And do you know what I do with morons like you both?!" Chi-Fu said said angrily.

"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is it?" Hector's Dad said shakily.

"THIS!" Chi-Fu shouted.

WITHOUT a second thought, he punched both Hector's parents very hard in their faces.

Both Hector's parents burst into tears.

"Serves you both right, you pigfaces." Chi-Fu said. He slammed the door and walked off.

FUCK YOU, MR & MRS CRUZ, YOU SHITHEAD PARENTS OF HECTOR CRUZ! fuck you both to fucking hell!


a/n: reviews are appreciated.