Author Note: THAT LAST CHAPTER WAS BORING! SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO READ IT!
OT: You know what would be hilarious?
Ruy: What?
OT: A switch.
Vespera: Of?
OT: Abilities. MUAHAHAHAHAAH
*insert evil laugh*
Gisela: I SWEAR TO GOD OT! IF YOU MAKE ME A PYROKINETIC I'M OFFICIALLY LEAVING THE NEVERSEEN AND JOINING THE FREAKING BLACKSWAN BECAUSE OF ALL THIS TORTURING!
OT: Cool. But I actually don't know who is getting what.
Trix: So how are you doing this?
OT: I'm a fanfiction author. I have hidden abilities that no one knows about.
Umber: That doesn't explain anything but continue.
OT: Ok! Lets do this thing!
*chants while sitting cross legged and levitating*
OT: Goddess Keeper of the Lost Cities, Shannon Messenger. I ask to use your mystical power and switch the abilities of those that bring destruction and corruption to the world of the Lost Cities.
*random magic happens*
Gethen: Did it work?
OT: I mean it should and…
Umber: AHHHHH! IS THIS WHAT'S IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO HUMAN THOUGHTS!?
Gethen: Um you just have to imagine a wall around your thoughts, and they disappear.
Gisela: SERIOUSLY A PYROKINETIC!?
Fintan and Brant: AHHHHHHHH! GISELA! YOU ARE SO UNLUCKY!
Alvar: Alors, pourquoi cela ne fonctionne-t-il pas? ("So why isn't this working" in French)
Gisela: Um…
Alvar: ¿Hablaba francés? ("Was I speaking French" in Spanish)
Ruy: We totally understood what you were saying.
Trix: What's your ability Ruy?
Ruy: Uh I don't…
*disappears*
Trix: Oh cool! You got Alvar's.
Brant: Yeah, and we all know that…why do I feel no emotion?
Vespera: OH! You must've gotten Empathy. Wait, that means… AHHHHH I HAVEN'T FELT EMOTIONS IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Fintan: Very interesting…what is with this tornado?
Trix: You must've gotten Gusting and stuff!
Vespera: What's mine!
Gisela: Well, I don't know Miss "OH YAY I CAN FINALLY FEEL SOMETHING!"
Vespera: Well then. Let's test it out!
Brant: Vespera…your hair's on fire.
Vespera: WHAT!?
Gethen: MY TURN! So, um…
*everyone is thrown back away from Gethen*
Gethen: RUY! HOW THE *curses* DO YOU CONTROL THIS!?
Ruy: I don't know.
Trix: So, this must mean…
Umber: THAT YOU GOT MINE!
Trix: You don't have to yell.
Umber: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE OF ALL THIS NOISE!
OT: Oh, what fun!
Everyone: TAKE US BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL ABILITIES!
OT: Nope!
Gisela and Vespera: WE WILL BURN YOU IF NOT!
OT: UGH! Fine. You're killing me, you know.
*snaps and everyone's abilities come back*
OT: You guys are boring. Like not fun. At all.
Umber: Awwwww. Thanks!
OT: I may as well end the chapter. THANKS TO ALL THESE PARTY POOPERS!