Rei Rei glared at Kion as they circled each other, the fur raising off their backs as their tails lowered and ears folded while their respective allies fought each other in the background as tensions rose like a wildfire. " So, you came here to avenge your best friend eh? Don't bother, you're going to be joining him soon anyways. " The jackal taunted. " Face it, you're a hypocrite and just like me, a predator just looking for its next meal. Bunga was just a pest that needed to be dealt, kind of like how you deal with me and my family on our hunts and quite frankly, it's reached its breaking point with me...you're a little dictator just like Simba and it's time that ends now! "
" Fuck you, Rei Rei! " Kion snarled.
" Oh please, I'm a married woman and Goi Goi did a fine job of that a long time ago. " Rei Rei mocked. " You're not my type anyways, I don't do pompous princes. "
" Honey, please...stop this. " Goi Goi pleaded with his wife. " This battle isn't worth losing you! "
" Goi Goi, go home and reflect on your foolishness! " Rei Rei snarled. " As for you, Kion we're going to dance! " she then leaped and took a swipe at Kion with her claws, to which he dodge out of the way and took a swipe of his own, almost hitting her in the face as she ducked out of the way and shoved herself against him and went for his tail, clamping down on it as he yowled in pain and tried swatting at her to make her release his tail out of her mouth, but Rei Rei held on tight until she was hit in the head with a rock.
A wolf sitting angrily across from her had a pile of rocks beside wearing a shirt with Bunga's face and heart symbols around him printed on it and she was wearing a collar with the name " Akira " embossed on it. " STOP RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH! " She unnecessarily shouted. " I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU REIREI! "
" That's great in all, but do you really have to shout at me to get your point across? " Rei Rei asked in annoyance.
" YES I DO, I"M AKIRA KOSHI AND I"M HERE TO AVENGE BUNGA YOU WORTHLESS WHELP! " Akira shouted some more. " I LOVED HIM SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO BITCH ABOUT HIM DYING IN THE REVIEWS OF THIS STORY AND I WISHED THE WRITER WOULD DIE IN A WAR, BECAUSE I"M CLEARLY EMOTIONALY SANE! AND I CAN"T TAKE BEING RIGHTLY MADE FUN OF!"
" Nice, do you mind leaving? because you're dragging this story to a halt here. " Rei Rei pointed out.
" NO, WE"RE GOING TO FIGHT! " Akira objected as she was about to take her first strike. " FOR MY LOVE BUNGA!" only for Rei Rei to snap her neck.
" That's better, now where were we, Kion? " Rei Rei said as she and Kion went back to fighting as some hyenas feasted on Akira's corpse.
The battle was horrific with multiple causalities...mainly from the hyena side since the Lion Guard has plot armor carried over from the tv show and were quite formidable as Rei Rei was feeling tired already as she was huffing and puffing as she and Kion stared each other down as the sky then started to rain down from the heavens, soaking everyone and everything with water setting the dour scene as tense dramatic music started playing and was quickly switched to Scritti Politti's 1985 hit, " Absolute Extended Version " as the Lion Guard and the hyenas and Akira Koshi's Zombie started dancing in a conga line to the song as lights flashed out of nowhere, much to the complete confusion of Rei Rei, Goi Goi, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed and the sane readers of this story.
" Enough! " She shouted as she destroyed the boombox. " Let's get this over with! " turning off the plot armor, Rei Rei went back to attacking Kion as he screamed in pain as he was being torn apart while he fought back as hard as he could as the song unfittingly continued as the Lion Guard fought the hyenas while Akira attempted to flirt with Goi Goi, but to the rage of Rei Rei, who attacked the wolf and killed her again and again, only for her to come back to like 1067 times and the milf jackal to say fuck it and went back to fighting Kion and his Lion Guard, slashing and biting at Fuli and avoiding being rammed into by Beste and attempted to start strangling Ono after he pecked her on the head before Jasiri punched her in the face, sending her stumbling down a rocky hillside as Kion followed her soon after, the lion eager to end this battle once and for all, slipping and sliding down the muddy terrain.
After making it down, Kion found Rei Rei dangling from a cliff and she appeared to be greatly injured from her fall as she struggled to get her footing on the mud, due to her busted legs after hitting several rocks on the way down.
" Guys, come over here. let's take this jackal to my dad, he'll decide her fate. " Kion ordered his crew as they descended down the cliff. " This vendetta is over Rei Rei. "
Rei Rei simply growled in anger in response as Goi Goi tended to her like a good husband should do. " Your entire tyrannical kingdom can go fuck itself.." she muttered under her breath as she collapsed on the ground, too exhausted to fight on as Goi Goi gently placed her on his back and carried her past the wounded hyenas back to the Pridelands.