Zach Is Pathetic
~Unexpected Help
[Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Richard get thrown back to the beginning of the line again by the angry teenagers.]
Darwin: Should we call the police?
Anais: Nah, the police have better things to do than break up a teenage gathering...
Nicole: (Sighs, defeated) Yeah, we're doomed...
Richard: If only there was a wrathful divinity that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from its iron fist. Someone like...
[ Carhax painted like a police car shows up at the Watterson Household. When the door opens to reveals a blue cat with dark blue fur that looks like Nicole but her head looks more like her mother and wears a cop uniform with a name tag that says Doc. Two more kids also come out of the back of the car implying to be hers. One is a turquoise cat that looks like Gumball but his clothes are the reverse of Gumball and he wears shoes and a bandana around his neck. His fur was paler and his ears were longer. The other was an albino rat with long arms red on her hands and feet bright to resemble blood and red-orange hair with red eyes but she lacked a nose She also wore a small green dress with a hood the design of it looked like a Venus fly trap.]
Anais: Wait. Who's that?
Darwin: I don't know.
[The parents looked]
Richard: Am I seeing things, or is that you and Gumball over there?
Nicole: [gasped] Another me? Another Gumball?! What is going on?
["Nicole" walks to the house with The Rat and Gumball behind but stops to look at Nicole, Richard, Anias, and Darwin causing them to cry silently.]
Security Guard 1: Hold it right there!
[Right as Doc is about to enter, two buff security guards wearing suits block the doorway.]
Doc: Why not this is my property and if I'm not mistaken you two are trespassing.
Security Guard 2: I'm sorry, but we can't allow you or your kids to enter.
Doc: (Sounds calm but is furious) Really how so?
[The first security guard pulls out a list.]
Security Guard 1: (Reads list) According to this list, Zach has deemed you "Unworthy". That means you're banned from this house...
[Doc then shoves the list down the security officer's throat causing him to choke on it as he tries to get it out of him. The other security officer tries to stop her only for the blue cat then hit him with her elbow and then her fist sending him off the balcony and to the yard knocking him out with his face swollen. She roundhouse kicks the chocking security guard sending him through the next three houses.]
[The blue feline cop then looks at Nicole like a parent who is disappointed by their child.]
Doc:(Disappointed) Was that so hard to do?
[Nicole looked ashamed that she hadn't thought of it sooner. However, Doc feels unsatisfied as there are only two guards and she needs to get more of this stress out. ]
Doc: (Roll her eyes then turns to her kids) You two go into that house and bring some order to that chaotic party. I'm going to give the Wattersons a beating of a lifetime for this whole mess.
Anais/Darwin/Nicole/Richard: WHAT!?
Doc: Except for Richard.
[Richard sighs in relief but the other three panic.]
[The two kids nod in agreement as Doc walks down the stairs cranks her neck and knuckles as she approaches the family who tremble in fear ]
Nicole: What do we do?
Doc: (Cracks her knuckles and has a slasher smile)One, that walking sushi who couldn't keep his mouth shut, second that stupid rodent who recorded where the item was that ended up causing this mess and third you for dishoring the family, and getting pushed around by some brats.
[It zooms out from the beat down they get as screams occur as punches, kicks, and bone-cracking are heard. Only Richard sees it and has a horrified reaction to the carnage. ]
~Party Crashers
[The next scene starts back in the house. Everyone is in the living room, Nicole and Richard's bedroom, and the kitchen. Electro music, sounding familiar to Daft Punk, is playing on the speaker loudly.]
[Zach on the couch, his head suddenly starts to vibrate intensely.]
Zach: Well, well, well! It seems like my little hostage is starting to wake up!
[He snaps his finger at Julius and Mowdown, both leaning against the wall by the staircase.]
Zach: Servants! Take me to my room, will ya?!
Julius: O-Okay...?
[Both of them are confused. They stroll to Zach.]
Mowdown: Do you want us to guide you there, orrrr...?
Zach: (Annoyed) What do I look like, a hiker?! I want you to carry me!
[Julius and Mowdown both groan. They reluctantly lift him and carry Zach with one arm each.]
[Then before they can carry him upstairs the front door breaks open alerting the teens and Zach as they stop what they're doing and turn to see who it is.]
Zach: (Angry exclaims) WHAT?! That's impossible! HOW DID THEY GET PASS THE!?
[Appearing in front of them were the Gumball lookalike and the albino rat. This confuses the party guests and Zach]
Turquoise Cat: I'm going to say this once so all of you pay attention, You're going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave, and never come back.
Zach: (Smug)Zach doesn't follow Zach plays by his own rules and so do his followers.
Albino Rat: Zach sounds like a complete tool.
[The crowd glares at the two as the music stops]
Zach: You watch your mouth...
Jamie: (Her first together)You do you think you are talking to Zach like that?
Turquoise Cat: Oh right we never introduced ourselves. (Points to the rat) Her name is Aphrodite Watterson. She was originally a Venus fly trap with arms that grew a body and my name is Gumball(eye squinted) Watterson.
[Everyone froze and gasp at the same time. looked at "Gumball" and Zach back and forth]
Tobias: There's two of them?
[Bobert scanned Zach and "Gumball". ]
Bobert: [examines the diagram] It is true. Both of them have similar features.
Zach: That can't be. This guy is just a pale imitation of me.
Gumball: So you're saying you are Gumball?
Zach: I am not Gumball anymore! It's Zach!
Gumball:(Disappointed) Really to me you're still the same obnoxious self-centered loser you always were.
Zach: [growls] No, I'm not! I'm far better than that "annoying pest" Gumball is. Besides, who needs an idiot running around ruining people's day, huh?! It's a miracle he isn't a social outcast yet! Am I right?!
[The crowd cheers]
Aphrodite: What Nikolas was politely saying, unlike Gumball, you are nothing but a tremendous douchy obnoxious poser who does not believe his hype with all his heart. Just like Tobias.
Tobias: Hey!
Aphrodite: Also, you lack the enthusiasm Gumball has.
Zach: [narrowed eyes] Because being an incompetent moron is much better.
Jamie: [rolls eyes[ Or causing trouble?
Clare: [shrugs] Or annoy us to death with his idiocy?
Bobert: [scratches head] Arranged our lives to his liking?
Banana Joe: [raises an eyebrow] And everything else warranting arrest?
Clayton: [tilting his head] Or even restraining orders?
Gumball: You guys are very lousy "friends. "
Clare: [crossed arms] Well, pardon us for seeing the reality of the situation.
Aphrodite: [hissed] "The reality of the situation?" Okay. How about this for reality? [points at Jamie] Like you kept picking on people every day at school? [points to Clare] You annoy everyone with your whiny monologues. [points to Joseph Banana] You tried to take on his with a flimsy disguise and chop down a tree that almost got the Treehouse Girls killed because you didn't want cooties. [narrowed eyes] What are you, five? [points to Clayton] And you caused panic downtown and kept lying about everything.
Leslie: [scratches chin] You know, he does have a point.
Idaho: [shrugs] I mean, we are glorifying an idol.
Aphrodite: [sighs] Finally... Common sense...
Clare: [grunted] Ugh! So what?! At least Zach isn't trying to cause problems!
Jamie: [narrowed eyes] Or waste people's valuable time and space.
Clayton: [smiles] Or causing chaos! [stops for a second] Well. Technically, he is on the dance floor.
Gumball: [raised an eyebrow] Do you all rather deal with an asshole lacking all the qualities Gumball has? [shrugs] Also, an annoying pest. What? You expect him to be perfect for your sake? Even with destruction out of the way, then what?
Zach: That's enough talking out of you.
Aphrodite: Excuse me for telling the truth.
[The students get angry]
Zach: My guests have grown tired of your insolence.
Aphrodite: Nickolas, they won't listen to reason.
Gumball: (Sigh) I wanted to just talk things out but you all force me to do this the hard way. (He cracks his knuckles and tail. )
[Aphrodite licks her lips and smiles seeing that they are going to do this the fun way. as the students surround the two]
Zach: You two should known not to need a king in his castle. So you losers got any last words before they pulverize you?
[He gets up close to their faces as Aphrodite utters these words. ]
Aphrodite: But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come back into being, nor can the dead ever be brought back to life.
Zach looks confused but this statement is long enough for Aphrodite to duck down and Gumball lands his fist at Zach's face.
~Ballroom Firestorm Blitz
Zach is punched so hard he's off his throne and sent flying he lands on the stereo as Firestorm from Sabaton plays in the background.
[Zach got up and wiped his face his sunglasses cracked a bit.]
Zach: (Shouting) GET THEM!
[The teens glare as they charge at the duo while Zach runs away upstairs and into his bedroom. Aphrodite jumps on his back with her legs wrapped around his chest.]
[Gumball swiftly dodges the upcoming attacks from the crowd, while she punches some of them, They take down some of the teens Reaper, Hot Dog Guy, Scythe, Cupcake, Jodie, Jared, Anton, Debbie, and A Yellow Pixel Dog. Mowdown tries to hit them but Aphrodite jumps off of Gumball as she jumps onto his body and scratches his body and eyes out Gumball cuts Leslie off his pot and then throws it at Aphrodite who grabs it and knocks the bear out. Gumball then punches Tobias grabs his sweatband and slings it back to his face Tobias screams then kicks him in the face. Bobert tries to blast him but Gumball uses his strength to rip Bobert's arm off then headbutts him so hard his lenses have a crack.]
[Aphrodite crawls up the ceiling rips part of the fan then gives one to Gumball below her. screeches like a deranged animal and starts scratching and biting the upcoming students taking down Sussie, Anton, and Molly In the process, she eats Idaho and then spits his remains at the Egg boys who go down. She crawls up the ceiling rips part of the fan then gives one to Gumball below her. ]
[He starts whacking the students with the board with Ocho, Masami, William, Carrie, and Josh getting hit. The board brand in half after hitting Jamie who tries to take him with their hands locked. Jamie feels her hands in pain as Gumball crushes them with his hands. He lets go of her then grabs her chest he suplexes her to the other side. Julius tries to turn him inside out but Gumball repeatedly punches him until he kicks him in the face. Rips off his head and throws it.]
[Aphrodite jumps down grabs Joe by her fangs shakes him and then pops him out his peel hits Teri. Aphrodite catches Juilus's head and then feeds Clayton who explodes and his part is all over Teri's body, She throws Sarah's head at the paper bear's body covering her body with her horrified by the filth on her. Teri then screams in horror before fainting. Clare tries to sneak attack her until Aphrodite bites Clare bites her by the neck, loops her body, and hurls her like a ragdoll sending her to the wall.]
[Carmen charges at Gumball who grabs her arm and then closes her with a kiss on her lips making Alan and Penny super jealous Alan charges at him and Penny turns into a dragon. Carmen blushes and is angry with this Gumball kisses her again and then apologizes for this as he throws the cactus pops Alan and she gets stuck in Penny's throat. Aphrodite slams on Penny's back spitting Carmen out then hit the fairy in the back knocking her out. Carmen hits Clare who screams as she tries to attack Gumball from behind only for him to dodge it and hit Clare in the chest sending her down to the floor with a thud]
~ Contacting Gumball
[Scene cuts upstairs to Gumball, Darwin, and Anais' room. Their bedroom has been converted over to a throne room, as a giant throne made out of scrap metal is resting where the bunk bed used to be. On the wall behind it, Zach has written another text with red spray paint. The text says: "PROPERTY OF ZACH WATTERSON".]
Zach: Now it's time for me to meditate.
[Inside Zach's newly possessed brain, Gumball wakes up slowly...]
Gumball: What the?! Where am I?
[He notices that his arms and legs have been restrained by some sort of electromagnetic force field, making him immovable. Taking a look around, Gumball sees that the walls have a gray, hexagonal pattern to them.]
Gumball: (Straining himself) Hnghh! What is this place?
[Suddenly, Zach teleports in front of him. He has a smug grin on his face.]
Zach: We meet again, Gumball that's in my head!
Gumball: (He gasps, then glares) Zach... I knew I recognized that annoying tone in your voice!
[He approaches Gumball and confronts him.]
Zach: How have you been, my alter ego? I have been very busy being in jail. Y'know, after you... (Hostile) ...IMPRISONED ME!
Gumball: What are you- What are you even talking about?
Zach: Don't you remember anything from that day?! (He performs a speech) Ever since you changed your name back to "Gumball", my spirit was entrapped in those sunglasses I used to wear around.
Gumball: You mean those sunglasses you're wearing right now?
[Zach becomes quiet, remembering that he is wearing pink sunglasses that have a crack on them.]
Zach: (Awkward) ...Yes, but I was coming to that. (He turns vengeful again) Luckily for me, you managed to fall into my trap by putting the sunglasses on again...
Gumball: (Angrily) That still doesn't explain what you've done to me! Where am I?
[Zach rotates away from Gumball.]
Zach: Right now, you are inside my brain. While you are being stuck there in the force field, I have made some changes to your boring lifestyle!
Gumball: ...What changes?
Zach: (Ominously) See for yourself!
[Zach summons a giant, floating TV screen which appears in front of them. The screen turns on and shows Zach's point of view as he proceeds to run back to the living room]
Zach:(Smug) Just so you know dweeb two punks sent by your worthless family showed up and tried to crash my party. My underdogs probably dealt with those losers right and being for their -(In Shock) WHAT THE WHAT!?
[When Zach comes downstairs sees the same two-party crashers still alive surrounded by the beaten up and some groaning in pain partygoers.]
[Inside the subconscious...]
Gumball: [tilting his head] Who are those guys? Why do I have another imposter and is he wearing a red polka dot bandana and Darwin's shoes?
Zach: (Starting to lose his cool as he's trembling) This can't be!? How did those two wimps beat up the entire student body!? He's GUMBALL WATTERSON for crying out loud!
[Gumball notices the tensing fear that Zach is starting to feel]
Gumball: (Unamused) Wow guessings these guys are the coolest and toughest kids in Elmore.
[Zach turns his head in rage]
Zach: (Hostile) SHUT UP! The only thing I'm gonna Enjoy is last minute, loser!
[Zach teleports away. Gumball struggles to break free.]
Gumball: (Enraged) ANSWER ME! What are you planning to do with m-?!
(Tsch!)
Gumball: (In pain) Arrgh... Grrrhaaarhhh!
[Gumball gets electrocuted by the force field, making him grunt in pain.]
Zach: YOU WORTHLESS LOSERS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REJECTS LOST TO GUMBALL!
Gumball: The appetizers have been felt with.
Aphrodite: Time for the main(Eyes glowered Red with her on all fours and her lower jaws open) COURSE!
~Zach's Breakdown
Zach: (Trying to sound confident) You think of scared of you.
Gumball: Given that you did run away with your tail between your legs while we clobbered your "friends. " The answer would be yes.
Zach: (Shouts) GUARDS GET THESE TWO OUTTA HERE!
[There is a moment of silence with a tumbleweed blows over them. ]
Zach: (confused) Where are the guards?
Aphrodite: Got taken down before we came in.
Zach: (Shock) WHAT!?
Aphrodite: [pointed her finger at them] Take a look.
[The guards lying on the floor, knocked out]
Zach: [whimpers] Oh, no...
[Aphrodite hissed]
Aphrodite: [narrowed eyes as she glared at Zach] All down, one to go.
Nicholas: [crossed arms] There's nowhere to run, Zach.
Zach: [screamed] No! I will not accept defeat!
Gumball: I'll only say this one final time. Take off those sunglasses or you're going to be dealt with a humiliating beating in front of your so-called underdogs.
Zach: [hissed] Fine! Let me show you how much of a man I am!
Gumball: (Stoic) Bring it.
[Zach and Gumball did fighting positions. Until Zach ran away in fear towards the stairs, and Aphrodite stopped him]
Aphrodite: No more running. Go down there and fight fair.
[Aphrodite pushes Zach to the bottom of the stairs.]
Zach: [shouted] FIGHT FAIR?! You and my imposter beat many rejects and losers as if it's an infamous fighting game.
[The students slowly recovered]
Tobias: [grunting] Yep! I broke something. [sees himself near a destroyed radio]
Banana Joe: [coughed] Is the party over?
Jodie: [recovering] Also. Did he call us rejects and losers?
Masami: [shaken from damages] Yeah... I recalled he did.
Bobert: [reactivating] Fuctional once again. Body repairs initiated. [grabs pieces of his limbs]
Penny: [grunted] Ugh... That's not the Gumball I know.
Gumball: [looked at the crowd] "The Gumball you know." Really? If that's true, you wouldn't be here, right?
Aphrodite: [hissed] I agree! If you people realize you're admiring a false idol, we shouldn't retaliate.
[Aphrodite throws Zach back to the living room in front of Nicolas. His sunglasses cracked more left and right. He turns his head left and right. ]
Zach: (Panicking) Don't you clowns just stand there HELP ME!
Penny: [narrowed eyes] Help...you?
Zach: [panting] Yes, babe! Quickly! I've seen what they have done to you! I refused to suffer this alone!
Jodie: [getting angry] Alone? I just heard you calling us rejects and losers.
Banana Joe: [shouted] Yeah! Also, we all struggled to fight these guys. Where were you when that happened?
[Zach frozed]
Tobias: [scratches his head] Come to think of it. Why didn't you help us out?
[Zach started sweating]
Zach: [ears flopped down] Because I...didn't want to get scrapped, too?
Nicholas: Incorrect You've been standing right there! We knocked them out, and you didn't try to fight back.
Teri: [scratches chin] Now that he mentioned it, I didn't see him fight. Like, at all.
Aphrodite: Exactly. [hands on hips] Anybody else?
Sarah: [gasped] Yeah! I didn't see him give us a hand, either! [eyebrows going downward]
Zach: [sweat drops] Uh... I was encouraging guys to fight back...
Bobert: [repairing himself] I did not recall you doing something like that.
Clayton: [shouting] He's right! It sounds like you didn't lift a finger.
Zach: [gulped] B-B-But I have! I wouldn't leave my guests alone. [shurgs]
Clare: [sighs] After getting knocked in the head, I suddenly recall Gumball helping me fit into Elmore City.
Jamie: [coughed] I can't believe I'm saying this, but I recall him being there for his brother when I dealt with him. [sighed] Thus, my connection with Anais. I should've known better.
Zach: [whispered] No...
Penelope: [sniffed] Gumball's the reason I'm out of my shell.
Teri: [gasped] And a virus I know is destroyed!
Carrie: [screamed] And rescued me from marrying Gargaroth and helped stop my father!
Idaho: [coughed] He revived me on the fields!
Ocho: [shouted] He accepted me as his friend!
Julius: [gritted teeth] Funny! Darwin did the same to me!
Alan: [yelled] He got my faith in the world back!
Bobert: [looking down] Thus, I recollected the memory of him trying to prevent my systems from going haywire.
[Zach panicked]
Anton: [yells] Now that all mentioned, I recall him defeating an evil me! [pants] Gumball has helped us out in many ways possible! Zach did nothing!
The Crowd: [all together] Yeah!
Zach: [yells] Oh, come on! That idiot has more trouble than his worth! [shrugs] So, yeah. He did good deeds, but didn't he cause enough problems?!
Aphrodite [narrowed eyes] Yes... But that doesn't mean he can't try to fix his mistakes. [to the crowd] Right?
Penny: [clenched fists] Right...
Nicholas: Also, Zach here refused to cooperate and fight personally.
[The crowd glared at Zach]
Penny: [narrowed eyes] Fight him.
Zach: Uhhh...
Penelope: [yells] Fight. Him!
Tobias: [shouted] Yeah! We did our part! Now, it's your turn!
Zach: [stuttered] I-I-I can't.
Jamie: [groweled] Wimp! All talk and you won't try pulling a punch. Even Gumball confronted me!
Mowdown: [hissed] Not to mention a pushover.
Bobert: [narrowed eye] We demanded you show your worth and let go of cowardliness.
Zach: [tried to step backward] Uh... No...?
[Zach tried to run, and Aphrodite got in the way]
Aphrodite: [shakes head] No. Fight Nicholas.
[Zach turns around, and sees Nicholas in a fighting position]
Molly: [yells] Fight.
Carmen: [shouted] Fight.
Carrie: [hissed] Fight!
Penny: [turned into a beast] Fight!
[Zach gulped as the crowd stood together]
The Crowd: [yelling] Fight, fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Zach: [yells] Alright, alright! [gets up] I'll prove my worth and reclaim my throne!
[Nicholas and Zach are in fighting positions. Zach thrust after him until Nicholas stopped him. Casting his hand on his forehead. Zach threw punches but to no avail. Nicholas punched him in the face, and Zach fell on the ground, as the crowd cheered but all was still in pain.]
[Gumball keeps hitting Zach not missing a beat as he keeps hitting Zach's glasses causing them to crack more and more just like Zach's confidence shattered. With a kick to the chest, Zach goes down his face and body filled with bruises.]
Zach:(In pain) Ughh This can't be happening?
[Gumball looks down on him with a disappointed look. ]
Gumball: (Arms fold) Pathetic.
Zach: Zach can't lose to Gumball. This cannot get any worse. (He is so terrified then hears a sound then Zach looks down to see that he just peed his pants).
Zach: (Weakly) Who are you? What is your real... Name monster?
[Gumball was quiet until he responds when the devil's the final blow. ]
Gumball:... It's Nicolas.
[He punches Zach so hard in the face that everyone in the room feels that final punch. As Zach falls to the ground defeated with his sunglasses almost destroyed completely. ]
Zach: (Weakly) That... Name... Is... Way.. Cooler.. Then... Zach.
[He then passes out with a bleh with his tongue out]
~Gumball returns
[Inside of Zach's head Gumball becomes determined and does everything he can to break free from the magnetic force field. He tries to push himself forward.]
Gumball: (Straining himself) Hnnghh! Come... on!
(Thud!)
[Finally, after struggling for a bit, he breaks free from the trap and plunges to the floor.]
[Gumball notices that Zach is in a weakened state.]
Zach: Why...?
[Zach has made Gumball company inside the brain. He is lying in pain on the ground, still wearing the sunglasses on his face.]
[Gumball walks up to him.]
Gumball: I'm sorry, what was that?
Zach: (In defeat) Why who was that weirdo that ruin everything I worked for? Don't you feel any shame for what you've done?!
Gumball: (Nonchalant) Nah, I stopped feeling ashamed of myself years ago. Also I don't know but I'm glad he showed up.
[Gumball grabs a hold of Zach's sunglasses.]
Zach: Wait What are you doing?
Gumball: (Determined) I'm finishing what I've started!
[Gumball starts pulling. The sunglasses are seemingly glued onto Zach's face.]
Zach: Wait, no! You can't make me go back again!
Gumball: Gah!
[The glasses eventually come off. As a result, Zach's body and soul get sucked into the sunglasses until he completely disappears.]
Zach: (Echoing cries) NNNOOOOOOOOOOO-!
[The sunglasses fade away as well.]
[Back in the real world again, the sunglasses fall off from Gumball's unconscious body.]
Gumball: WAAH-
[Gumball wakes up in a startle shortly after. He is shown to be back in his body again.]
Aphrodite Welcome Back, Gimball.
[Gumball stands up. He approaches Zach's sunglasses on the floor.]
Gumball: Time to make sure he's never coming back again...
[Gumball stomps on the glasses with his foot. They break into pieces and so does Zach's spirit contained inside of it.]
Gumball: Who are you guys and where's my family?
Nicolas: They'll be here in a second.
[Richard comes to the door nervously also happy Gumball is back. Then Darwin, Anais, and Nicole are all beaten to a pulp. Doc pulls Nicole by the arm and then throws her on the couch. Then pushes Anias and Darwin to the ground right in front of the destroyed sunglass.]
Doc: Eat it. (Points to the sunglasses.)
Anais/Darwin:(Confused) What?
Doc: Eat the sunglasses.
Darwin/Anias: Why?
Doc: You caused all of this eat now.(Her eyes have blue flames in her eyes with a frown).
Aphrodite: Eat it or I eat you.
[Anais and Darwin do as they're told as they slowly eat the sunglasses chewing and swallowing the remains.]
Aphrodite:(looks at them with no expression) Good.
Doc: Now then the rest of you brats clean up this mess.
[Jamie walks up to her pointing her finger]
Jamie: Or What?
[Doc grabs Jamie and stares with a deathly apparition of souls in her eyes as they are on fire screaming. Jamie then submits to cleaning while crying silently, and the others quickly join her along with Anais and Darwin except for Gumball, Aphrodite, Nicolas, and Richard.]
