"The Lumity House: My Cotton Candy-Haired Goddess."
ME: It was a sunny day in the Boiling Isles. Luz, Amity, Eda, Vee, and Camila were all standing outside of Hexide. Luz and Amity were standing behind a stand that said, "Bonesborough Sale!", and Vee, Camila, and Eda were standing in front of it.
EDA: So, Luz, why are we doing this sale thing again?
LUZ: Amity and I thought it'd be nice to give stuff to those who would probably be interested!
VEE: Yeah! I even gave one of my Hexes Hold'em cards to them!
AMITY: I'm giving away my Hecate tiara, my Top Student badge, my black nail polish, my Tamagotchi, and my Otabin book.
LUZ: And for me, I'm giving away my bi pin, my Hexide hood, and my old Grom outfit.
CAMILA: Ah, talk about memories.
LUZ: I know, right? *clears* Hello, Bonesborough folks! Step right up for our Bonesborough Sale!
EDA: All items are only five snails!
CAMILA: Or dollars… if that's all you got! Or credit cards! *sigh* I'm not good at this.
EDA: Ah, you'll get there, girl.
AMITY: Aaaaand no one's showing up. Any ideas?
EDA: Well, I say we give them a show! A music show!
LUZ: Ooh! You know, this actually reminds me of "Middle School Musical 2: The Music-ing"!
CAMILA: Ugh, that was a phase I'll never forget.
ME: Luz pulls out a tambourine and uses her right hand to tap it.
LUZ: *singing* Step up, step up now. Come on, folks, let's get up and go. Step up, step up now. Come on, folks, whatcha waiting for? We got so many cool tools just for you, so don't be a fool by turning this down. These will turn those frowns upside down! Step up, step up now. Come on, folks, let's get up and go. Step up, step up now. Come on, folks, whatcha waiting for? Step up, step up now! Do something now because my throat is getting tired. Step up, step up now… please? *sigh*
AMITY: I liked it!
CAMILA: A for effort, Mija.
AMITY: Well, I gotta get going.
LUZ: To class?
AMITY: *chuckles* No, sweetie. I'm gonna go to Mr. Elixir to meet up with Morton.
EDA: What are you seeing Morton for?
AMITY: *blushing* It's… it's a surprise. A good one.
LUZ: But what about our sale?
CAMILA: Vee and I will help you out, baby.
LUZ: Thanks, Mami.
EDA: And while you gals are doing all that, I'm gonna go meet Rainstorm at Robin's Roast Cafe. BYEEEEE!
ME: Eda gets on Owlbert and flies off, and afterwards, Amity flies off with Ghost. Meanwhile, Kikimora was walking over to Blight Manor. She knocks on the doors and after a moment or two, they open.
ODALIA: Welcome, Kiki!
KIKI: Let's get this over with.
ODALIA: Come.
ME: Odalia and Kikimora walk inside the house. Odalia grabs an Abomination-made teacup from an Abomination monster. She starts to sip the tea. Kikimora looks at the Blight Family Portrait.
KIKI: So, what do you want?
ODALIA: *gulps* Things have been… different since Belos was defeated by that wretched human brat.
KIKI: Yeah, "brat" is an understatement. Anyways, carry on.
ODALIA: Now when I say "different", I mean worse. Alador took the kids for custody, sigils are gone, covens are gone, and Belos, the only one who understood, is gone, too.
KIKI: Actually, I can't complain about that one.
ODALIA: My point is, ever since Luz defeated Belos, the Boiling Isles went straight into the Boiling Sea. So, whaddya say we… get some revenge?
KIKI: I'm listening.
ODALIA: Great! Here's the plan. *whispers*
ME: That night, Amity arrived at Mr. Elixir. She walks up to Morton and places two hundred snails on the counter.
MORTON: Wow! What's all this for?
AMITY: I'd like to buy a diamond ring for Luz, please.
MORTON: Well, we're out of diamond rings, but we have pearls!
AMITY: Oh, that works, too!
MORTON: So, who's the ring for?
ME: Soft piano music begins to play.
AMITY: *singing* She's the girl who rocks my world, the girl whose glyphs light up the starry night sky. And as each day goes by, I realize that I'll never stop loving that smile. So Morton, let me tell you… I'm gonna propose to Luz, and no one's gonna stop me 'cause she and I are meant to be. Yeah, I'm gonna propose to Luz, this will be the start of something new. 'Cause I'm gonna propose to Luz, yeah, she's gonna be more than my bo-
MORTON: Uhhh, Amity?
AMITY: Hm?
ME: As the music stops, Amity turns around to see a monster wearing a mask.
AMITY: Warden Wrath?
WARDEN: Surprised?
ME: Warden Wrath puts duct tape over Amity's mouth and puts her in a burlap sack.
WARDEN: Shhh.
ME: Warden places a bag of ten snails onto Morton's counter, then he runs off, along with Amity.
MORTON: This isn't good.
ME: Meanwhile, Luz was at the University of Wild Magic, making her and Amity's bed in their dorm room.
LUZ: Huh, I kind of thought that Amity would be back by now, or she'd at least say something. Hmm.
ME: Just then, Luz hears a knock at the door. She opens it and sees Morton.
LUZ: Oh, hey, Morton! What's up?
MORTON: Amity's been kidnapped!
LUZ: *gasps*
ME: Luz, Eda, Camila, and Vee started running around Bonesborough, hoping to find Amity.
VEE: I don't see her around any fairies.
EDA: She's not on Penstagram.
CAMILA: Do you think we should check her home?
LUZ: Where are you, sweetheart?
CAMILA: Luz?
LUZ: Huh? Oh, yeah, that's actually a good idea! Thanks, Mom.
ME: Luz, Eda, Camila, and Vee later arrive at Blight Manor. Vee looks through the windows and sees nothing but darkness.
VEE: Maybe no one's home.
EDA: Well, we're here, so we'll still try.
ME: Eda uses her hook to knock on the doors.
EDA: Hey, Blight family! Open up!
LUZ: It's an emergency!
ME: After not getting an answer, Camila uses her left foot to kick the doors open.
CAMILA: Hi-yah!
LUZ: Woo! Go, Mom!
CAMILA: If my baby's girlfriend is in danger, then there's no time for waiting. Hello?
ME: The girls see Alador walk into the living room. He was wearing a blue-colored, long-sleeve shirt, blue pants, and pink bunny slippers.
ALADOR: You know it's one in the morning, right?
LUZ: Alador, Amity's been kidnapped!
ALADOR: What!? Who-who took her? Who took my baby girl?
EDA: Warden Wrath. We don't know where he's taking her, but Morton told us that she was put into a bag and then he just ran off.
VEE: He even paid Morton to stay quiet! Can you help us?
ALADOR: One: Let me get dressed: And two: You don't even have to ask.
ME: Eventually, Alador was wearing his regular clothes as they left the manor.
LUZ: Okay, here's the plan: Eda, you'll go check the library, Mama, you'll go to the Conformitorium, Alador, you'll check the Archive House, Vee, you'll check the Looking Glass Ruins, and I'll head over to the Slayground.
EDA: Alright, let's all stay in contact in case we get into some trouble. Here.
ME: Eda gives everyone a rabbit walkie-talkie.
LUZ: Oh, I remember these!
EDA: You guys know how walkie-talkies work, right?
ALL: Mm-hmm.
EDA: Good. Let's get going.
ME: And so, everyone got on with the search. By now, it was five a.m., and the sun was starting to rise. Luz arrives at the Slayground. She looks around, only to see little kids playing together.
LUZ: Well, at least they're having fun.
VEE: *over walkie-talkie* Luz? Luz, come in.
LUZ: Talk to me, sister.
VEE: *over walkie-talkie* Any luck finding your boo?
LUZ: *sigh* No, unfortunately. I just see little kids playing around and having fun. But yeah, no Amity.
VEE: *over walkie-talkie* I've been getting "no's" from the rest, too. I'm sorry. What now?
LUZ: I guess we'll just keep looking. Talk to you later, sis.
VEE: *over walkie-talkie* See ya, girl.
ME: Luz walks away from the Slayground. She walks over to the Grom tree she and Amity created.
LUZ: Looks like the leaves are back on the tree. That's… nice. *sigh* *singing* You and I started out as rivals, we didn't see eye to eye. I never wanted to make you vile. And at the time, I just wanted to be friends, but look at us now. Now we're girlfriends, and I promise to love you till the very end. Ohhh, Sweet Potato, where'd you go? Oh, Sweet Potato, please come back home. It's not the same, it all feels so plain, but you're not the one to blame. Oh, Sweet Potato. Sweet Potato, please come back home. *exhales* I don't know what the future holds, but with you by my side, I know we'll be alright. Now we're girlfriends, and I promise to love you till the very end. Ohhh, Sweet Potato, where'd you go? Oh, Sweet Potato, please come back home. It's not the same, it all feels so plain, but you're not the one to blame. Oh, Sweet Potato. Sweet Potato, please come back home. No. I'm not giving up now, we've come so far to turn around. Your voice is the most beautiful sound, and I just wish you were in my arms right now…! Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh! Ohhh, Sweet Potato, where'd you go? Oh, Sweet Potato, please come back home. It's not the same, no, it's not the same! It all feels so plain, but baby, you're not the one to blame. Oh, Sweet Potato. Sweet Potato, please come back home. Sweet Potato, where'd you go? Sweet Potato… *sigh* please come back home. *sniffs*
ME: Just then, Luz heard a crackling sound from her walkie-talkie. She wipes the tears away from her eyes as she grabs the device.
LUZ: He-Hello?
ALADOR: *over walkie-talkie* I went back to the manor and I found this… chamber? Maybe Amity's in there.
LUZ: I'm on my way.
ME: Luz, Camila, Vee, and Eda returned to Blight Manor. Alador opens the doors to let the girls in. Once inside, they go up to Amity's old room and see a metal door on the floor.
EDA: Since when does Boots have a door in her old room?
ALADOR: I have no idea. Come on, everyone. Let's see what's down there.
ME: Alador opens the chamber and sees a latter inside.
ALADOR: Uh, ladies first?
LUZ: I'm coming, Sweet Potato!
EDA: Wait for me, kiddo.
VEE: Let's save your girlfriend!
CAMILA: Careful, Mija!
ALADOR: Ah, kids… well, adults, but whatever.
ME: All of them go into the chamber. Eda turns a switch on, which turns a light bulb on. They see Amity in a chair with Abomination goo wrapped around her wrists, her ankles, and her upper arms.
KIKI: Welcome, peasants.
LUZ: Kikiputa?
CAMILA: Luz, language.
LUZ: I'm eighteen.
EDA: Amity, hey! We're here to help!
AMITY: Eda? *gasps* Luz!
LUZ: Amity! Oh, thank Titan!
ME: Luz runs up to Amity and tries to pull the Abomination goo off of her right wrist.
LUZ: *grunting* Come on… come on!
ODALIA: Ooh, tough luck, human.
ALADOR: Odalia? Ugh, I should've known!
VEE: Amity, are you hurt? Are you okay?
AMITY: Yeah, I just can't get out of these things.
LUZ: Geez, Odalia, what won't you do to torment us?!
ODALIA: I think you all know what I want.
CAMILA: Which is?
ME: Odalia starts to tap her right foot and snap her fingers. Kiki also snaps her fingers.
ODALIA: *singing* I want money, I want power.
LUZ: *singing* Your face is looking really sour.
ODALIA: *singing* And you're nothing but a delinquent, a degenerate, a disgrace.
CAMILA: *singing* How dare you say that to my precious baby's face?
ODALIA: *singing* She's the one who's dating my daughter, the one who ruined Bonesborough, and worst of all, she's the one who took away what Belos was gonna give us: A fresh, royal home! She took our home, it's all her fault.
AMITY: *singing* She saved a whole race from being erased.
ODALIA: *singing* Since when is a wanted criminal considered a hero?
AMITY: *singing* She's at least a hero to me. Why can't you just accept the fact that Luz and I are meant to be?
ODALIA: *singing* You're crazy. Don't you remember? She took our home, it's her fault. She took away the only one who truly knows, she took our home. All of you are under her spell, 'cause if it wasn't for her, we'd be more than well. She took our home… she took our… home.
EDA: *sarcastically* Oh, no! Why don't I play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin?
AMITY: Ugh! Just get me out of here, Odalia!
KIKI: Don't bother, you little fire starter. I don't like your mother, either, but even I know that mother knows best.
VEE: You don't know anything, you angry kitten!
CAMILA: Wait, so is she a cat?
ALADOR: Enough of this.
ME: Alador presses the red button on his Abomination-colored remote, which makes the Abomaton 2.0 turn on and free Amity out of the chair.
AMITY: Let's finish this, Odalia! You and me! Mother/daughter fight!
LUZ: Kick her butt, boo!
ODALIA: So be it.
ME: Odalia grabs Amity's upper arms and throws her into the wall.
EVERYONE: *gasps*
EDA: Leave her alone, you old brussel sprout!
CAMILA: Amity?
AMITY: *laughs*
LUZ: Uh, babe? What's so funny?
AMITY: *continues laughing*
VEE: *whispering* I think she's lost it.
ME: Suddenly, Amity turns into an Abomination version of herself.
ALADOR: I thought Darius was the only one who knew how to do that.
AMITY: I'm with Luz Noceda, Blight! Deal with IT!
ME: Amity uses her right Abomination hand to turn it into a pickax. She slices Odalia's left arm, leaving a bloody cut on her as a result.
ODALIA: AGH! You little runt!
ME: Luz runs up to Kikimora. She grabs her and throws her at Odalia's nose.
KIKI: I'M NOT AN OBJECT, YOU KNOW!
ODALIA: And my nose is bleeding! AND my arm!
LUZ: That's how we do it, baby!
EDA: Please don't say that again.
ALADOR: Odalia, I'm calling the authorities.
CAMILA: Oh, don't bother. I'll handle her!
ME: Camila pulls out a green flip flop.
LUZ: *gaps* La Chancla?
ODALIA: La what?
CAMILA: Stay away from my daughter's girlfriend. Hi-yah!
ME: Camila smacks Odalia across the face with her La Chancla. Eda turns away and covers her mouth, trying not to laugh. Luz and Vee high-five.
CAMILA: You're going to the Conformitorium, baby!
ODALIA: At least that's better than being with your degenerate human dau-
ME: Camila continues to attack Odalia's face with her La Chancla.
LUZ: Get her, Mama!
ME: Amity goes back to normal and hugs Luz. The two smile at each other for a moment, and then Amity turns to Odalia.
AMITY: Oh, and by the way, Mom, Luz isn't my girlfriend.
ME: Amity turns back to Luz and puts her hands on her cheeks.
AMITY: She's gonna be my wife… if she says yes.
LUZ: *blushing* Y-Yes… please.
ME: Luz and Amity kiss as Odalia rolls her eyes. A few days went by, and it was time for the big one… Luz and Amity's wedding. Emira walks up to Luz and Amity and taps the microphone. Emira was wearing a purple mermaid-style dress. She also had a blue-colored seashell in her hair. Luz was wearing a black tuxedo with yellow cufflinks on the wrists, along with her old Grom tiara. Amity was wearing a white, heart-shaped ball gown, white-colored long gloves, short-heeled glass slippers, a golden heart-shaped choker necklace, and her hair was down to her shoulders. Vee was also wearing a tux, Camila was wearing a black a-line dress, Eda was wearing a red-colored empire dress, Alador was wearing a gray-colored suit, Raine was wearing a white-colored button up shirt and some black pants, and brown boots, and Edric was wearing the same thing as Alador.
EMIRA: Are you two ready to say your vows?
ME: Raine pulls out his violin and starts to play the instrumental of Raine's Rhapsody.
AMITY: *singing* I take you to be mine, do you take me to be yours?
LUZ: *singing* I will be yours, and you'll always be mine. Till the day we die-
AMITY: *singing* -I'll stay by your side.
LUZ: *singing* By your side.
LUZ & AMITY: You snuck into my heart, and I know we'll never part. You snuck into my heart, till death do us part. I love you, I love you, too. You know it's true. And now we'll always be-
AMITY: *singing* Always be-
LUZ: *singing* Always be-
LUZ & AMITY: *singing* Lumity. You and me. You snuck into my heart, yeah, you snuck into my heart, girl. You snuck into my heart… till death. Do. Us. Part.
AMITY: I do.
LUZ: I do.
EMIRA: You may now kiss your bride!
ME: Amity puts her hands on Luz's cheeks, and then the two kiss. As they kiss, Luz puts her hands on Amity's. After they kiss, they smile as they look into each other's eyes and everyone else claps.
CAMILA: *sniff* Ay, Carino.
ME: Luz grabs Amity's waist and lifts her in the air. She twirls her around.
LUZ: Aaaaand scoop!
AMITY: MY WIFE!
ALL: WOO!
LUZ: MI ESPOSA, PERRA! HAHA!
ME: Luz puts Amity back down.
AMITY: *laughs*
LUZ: *laughs*
ME: That night, Luz and Amity were back at their dorm. Luz looks at the pearl ring (which was on her left hand's ring finger), then she looks at Amity's diamond ring (which was also on her left hand's ring finger).
LUZ: I can't believe we finally got married!
AMITY: I know, right? As crazy as it is, it's also amazing!
LUZ: Yeah! Man, remember when Eda tried to cut the cake?
AMITY: *giggles* She forgot about her hook!
LUZ: *laughs* Yeah, yeah! It just made a hole in the cake! *continues laughing*
AMITY: *laughs*
LUZ: *exhales* Well, it's getting pretty late.
AMITY: Yeah, we should get some shut eye.
ME: Luz and Amity get into bed and pull the purple blanket over themselves.
LUZ: I love you, Amity.
AMITY: I love you, too, Luz.
LUZ: Hey, can I ask you something?
AMITY: Uh, okay?
LUZ: What happened to Odalia and Kikimora?
AMITY: They're where they belong.
ME: Meanwhile, Odalia and Kikimora were sharing a cell together in the Conformitorium.
KIKI: I am never helping you out again.
ODALIA: Ugh. Shove it down your throat, Kikiputa.
The
End.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't own The Owl House or the characters. Both belong to Dana Terrace and Disney. I wrote "Step Up", "Propose to Luz", "Oh, Sweet Potato", "Our Home", and "Till Death Do Us Part". Oh, and for those who are wondering, "puta" means b*tch in Spanish, and "mi esposa, perra" means "my wife, b*tch" in Spanish. Anyways, hope you enjoyed the story! :)
