I am suddenly awoken by the sound of tires moving, light chatter, and loud snoring, damn it someone must've kidnapped me but at this point, it's not like my life can get any worse than it already is right?

I decided to open my eyes finally to figure out who in the hell would kidnap someone off the streets, and was greeted by the sight of Owen snoring loudly next to me, and wait Everyone else from season 3 is here Gwen, Heather, Cody, Courtney, Izzy, Harold, Leshawna, DJ, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Bridgette, Tyler, and Duncan.

The 2 newcomers, the stalker Sierra who harassed Cody throughout the entirety of not only this season but had delusions of Cody during all-stars, and then on top of that forced Cody to get a restraining order for her afterwards due to creeping back to her old habits.

And lastly Alejandro the one who got me eliminated in the first place, it wasn't wise saying all that stuff when he was watching us, but how in the hell was I supposed to know, it's not like any other challenge allowed us to see other contestants speak ill of us except for maybe the horror episode in season 1 but that was by pure accident of them finding the room to begin with, to put it simply it was an unfair elimination that not only cost me the season but my entire life.

So to put it simply for the rest of this dream I was going to ignore him, all he can do is piss me off and make me want to punch his skull in and throw him out of the plane as revenge for all this pain and misery he's caused me.

I decided after a while just to grab a book I had in my bag seeing as this was probably going to be one of the last times I was going to be able to read any literature considering the library had banned me permanently for "disturbing the peace", whatever the hell that means to someone that was homeless but whatever I had honest to god literature to read. I was not going to pass up the opportunity to read in some peace.

After about an hour we eventually got to the dreaded plane with Chris's stupid face plastered onto it, I swear he is so egocentric he could give current politicians a run for their money, literally and theoretically.

As the front of the bus of people who wanted to leave first including Courtney, Duncan, Heather Gwen, and Leshawna I couldn't get out due to Owen so I begrudgingly woke him up

Noah: *shakes Owen's arm* Hey buddy wake up, We made it

Owen: *wakes up* huh! Oh Noah we made it finally it felt like I was asleep for 10 hours, what time is it by the way?

Noah: Unfortunately Owen I don't own a watch so if I had to guess probably like 1 pm maybe, also can you please get up as we don't have all day to spend just to get onto the plane

Owen: Plane!, I'm afraid of flying no way I'm going out there (he says as Lindsay walks out)

Noah: DJ a little help here

DJ: You got it *picks up Owen and walks out of the bus along with Harold*

Alejandro: Noah was it, It looks like you just brought up Owen's biggest trauma that's not very friendlike if you ask me

I simply ignored him and followed Harold out the bus and repeated my 1st line of Aeronauing all over him, which to me wasn't the best quip I said this season but I didn't care all that much, seeing as this was just a dream

Chris: And returning favorites, Noah, Cody, and-

Ezekiel: Yo, Yo, Yo. This season's winner is in the house! Er, Bus! I mean, Runway! Where's the plane eh?

Yep totally the season's winner, well Maybe if I warn him then he could place higher than last but I guess I'll see by the end of this dream

*Izzy runs towards the exit of the bus.*

Izzy: I know right? Let's Fly!

*Izzy jumps on Ezekiel's shoulders and Ezekiel has trouble keeping his balance.*

Ezekiel: Woah! Hey, Watch Out!

*Both fall to the ground.*

Oh yeah Izzy, she and her always got along during season 1 and after season 3 she checked up on me or tried to after "the thing" happened, so I decided to help her up

Noah: Come on Izzy let's get you off the ground *pulls up*

Izzy: Aw but Noah you know my 3rd favorite thing is the ground, You should know that better than anyone, well except Big O

Chris: Yep! Izzy's Back! Also returning this season, Tyler! And the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette!

*Both Tyler and Bridgette trip over Ezekiel and Harold.*

Tyler all I remember him for is falling into Alejandro's bait and voting me out along with Duncan but overall I think his heart is in the right place he just made a lot of dumb decisions during this season which I guess would explain why he also never got past the merge ever but at least he's and Lindsay's relationship stayed in tack for this season, and Bridgette falling in love with Alejandro damaged her and Geoff's relationship granted Geoff was the one that cheated on her years after this season but still, it was a precursor to what was going to happen

Ezekiel: Yo Chris you forgot to introduce me.

Chris: *sighs* And Ezekiel, and now to mix things up and keep it all fresh we're adding two new competitors he's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species, Alejandro

Alejandro: Perhaps I could assist *pulls up Bridgette*

Bridgette: I, I have a boyfriend

Alejandro: And amigos, please allow me

Ezekiel: Wowie

Tyler: I like girls

Alejandro, the one that got me eliminated, I hate his guts for what he unintentionally caused me in the long run, but on top of that it's not just what he did to me, but to everyone on the show as well, I'm going to make sure that he doesn't do as much damage to everyone as possible, but realistically I can't prevent everything so I'll hope that I can stop the important stuff from not happening

Chris: And she's a sugar-addicted super fan with 16 total drama blogs, Sierra

Sierra: Oh my gosh I love you guys and this is the greatest day of my life *starts hyperventilating* Does anybody have a paper bag I can breathe into?

Sierra: Oh my gosh Cody I've dreamt of this moment, only you weren't wearing a shirt

Sierra, the one that made Cody's life a living hell through not just this season but for the foreseeable future, I never understood why Chris picked Sierra over anyone else considering all she does is stuff related to Cody, which to me makes it seem like the only reason Chris picked her was to make today's experience this season unbearable, pun intended

I watch as the plane we're going to board for the next 3 months has nails already falling off it, How in the hell did Chris get the green light for this season?

Duncan: What the?

Courtney: Excuse me but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane

Chris: Relax it's perfectly safe *A part of the plane falls and a raccoon runs for it* Now Boarding!

Owen: No!, I can't ride in that!, Call the united nations!, Call a cab!, Call my mom!, No I'm not doing!, this I'm out this is unethical *Bonk* mommy

Chris: Anybody else got a problem with it

Cody: No

Lindsay: Love it

Bridgette: Dips on the window seat

You know I kinda forgot this was the season where Chris started losing his fucking mind in general sure he was pretty normal and season 1 and had a shred of care for the contestants in season 2 but for this season he sent them onto a field of bombs, I'm still surprised that all of them lived through that

Chris: Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones, we're saving you a first-class seat for all the action, right here on, Total, Drama, World Tour!

Duncan: Seriously?

You know for once Duncan I agree with you We have Owen passed out and all Chris is caring about is the run time which doesn't matter since they cut like 50% of the screentime anyway


To be honest I need a script of the episodes because doing it the way I was doing this chapter took me like 2 hours so if there is a script for this that I am to copy and paste then I'll be able to finish this, if not then it will either, A take me significantly longer to finish / B might just not finish it