Love is all over Dimmsdale, but hey, how wouldn't it? We're on the eve of the most romantic day of the year, Valentine's Day, and just like on Earth, preparations were also being made in Fairy World.
Cupid was preparing his army of cherubs to spread love across the world.
Cupid: Men, you will face a dangerous battle, a battle, from which many of you may not return, a battle of love! Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and you are going to spread love on Earth. Because a world without love is a world full of hate, and we hate hate, and we love love!
And really, they looked at it as if they were on war, they were armed with lots of love arrows, love tanks, and even love planes.
Back in Dimmsdale, there were two kids who were very excited for tomorrow, of course you know who I'm talking about, that's right, Timmy and Trixie.
Trixie: I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.
Timmy: Me too. You know, before all that happened between us, I was only interested in Valentine's Day because I thought I could get a kiss from you, but this year, what I wanted most will come true, that's awesome!
Trixie: Oh wait, it gets even better, my dad is planning to take my mom to Paris tomorrow so we'll have the whole mansion to ourselves.
Cosmo: Whoa, I know what that means!
Wanda: No you don't.
Timmy: Tomorrow will be perfect, what could possibly go wrong?
Trixie: Usually when you say that, something bad happens, but this time, I have to agree with you, nothing bad could happen.
Later that day, Trixie was at her house, she was very excited for tomorrow, and her fairy godmother noticed it.
Blonda: Wow, you and Timmy are really looking forward to Valentine's Day tomorrow.
Trixie: How wouldn't we? All I've done in the past years is sit in front of the mansion, and receive valentine gifts from a bunch of boys I don't care about, as well as catapulting away the ones mother thought weren't good for me, but this year will be different. This year, I'll finally spend Valentine's Day with someone I really love, and that makes me so happy.
Trixie believed that nothing could ruin that day, however, after a few minutes, she heard a knock on the door, and when she went to see who it was, she was shocked, and didn't look happy.
Trixie: Remy Buxaplenty, what are you doing here?
Remy: Hello my dear Trixie Tang, it's so good to see you after so long. Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so I thought I'd go ahead and get you a gift today.
Remy then showed Trixie a box, and inside it was an emerald necklace.
Remy: I thought this one would look great on you, I chose emeralds because they match the beauty of my eyes. Allow me...
Remy tried to put the necklace on Trixie, but the girl wouldn't allow it.
Trixie: Not so fast! For starters, Timmy and I are still together, and our relationship is stronger than ever, and second, didn't your family became poor the last time we saw each other?
Remy: In fact, my family was poor for several months, but everything went back to normal after Cupid's party last month. It's a shame he didn't invite you.
Trixie: Oh okay, that explains everything...
Remy: Great, and if you like this, just wait until you see what I have prepared for you tomorrow.
Remy believed that now that he was rich again, he could win over Trixie, but she seemed increasingly angry by his presence, after all, we all know that she and Timmy are together.
Trixie: Go bother another girl, you can't buy me even with all the money in the world! In fact, I wish you would go to Alaska, and never come back here.
Blonda: With pleasure.
Blonda then raised her wand, and poofed the rich kid to Alaska, and as soon as he got there, a polar bear attacked him.
A few hours passed, it was midnight, and Trixie had already forgotten about that unwanted visit, and everything seemed fine, until after a few hours, she heard a plane passing near her house.
When Trixie looked out the window, she was shocked to see that there really was a plane right above the mansion, and from inside that plane, someone jumped with a parachute, and landed on the balcony.
Believe it or not, Remy was back, and Trixie wasn't happy to see him.
Trixie: You again?
Remy: I wanted to be the first boy to give you a gift on Valentine's Day, plus, your gift also helped me get back home.
It was then that Trixie realized that the gift Remy mentioned was the same plane he had taken to come to her house.
Trixie: Listen, I'm gonna try to be as polite as possible in my answer... STAY AWAY FROM ME! Don't you realize that I'm not like other girls? I don't care how much money you have, there's only one boy I love in this world, and that's Timmy.
Remy: WHAT? What does that pink-hatted bucktooth loser have, that I don't?
Trixie: He treats me like a real person, he likes me for who I am, not what I look like, he and I like the same things, and... Never mind, as long as you're this shallow kid, you'll never understand. And to make sure you don't come back here to bother me again, I wish you would go to the moon.
Blonda: You got it!
Blonda then raises her wand, and poofs Remy further away, and Trixie is relieved that she can finally sleep.
However, seven hours after that, when Trixie woke up, she was shocked to see something she was already used to seeing on Valentine's Day, a line of boys in front of the mansion.
Trixie: You've got to be kidding me. What are all these guys doing here?
Blonda: You won't like the answer...
Blonda then poofed a telescope, and when Trixie looked through the telescope, she saw a huge billboard with Remy's picture, offering a thousand dollars to any boy who would give a Valentine's gift to Trixie.
She knew that Remy was no longer doing to win her over, she knew that he only did that as revenge for her rejecting him, but it was too late, the girl's anger was already getting the better of her.
Trixie: THAT'S ENOUGH! I can't take it anymore! All I wanted was to spend a day with the boy I love, but Remy ruined that. I hate him, I hate these boys. I wish all the boys in the world were gone!
Blonda heard that wish, and she knew the consequences of granting it, but as Trixie's fairy godmother, she had no choice. Blonda then raised her wand, and granted Trixie's wish.
And so, all the men were poofed to the other side of the world, including Timmy, who had just woken up.
Timmy, like all the other men, didn't understand what was going on.
Chester: What a weird feeling...
AJ: I know... According to my calculations, there's no one asking us to ask about feelings.
Timmy's Dad: I don't know what's going on, but the way I see it, we men are in front of a blank canvas where we can paint our vision of how the world should be.
10 minutes later, all the men had redecorated the city with things they were interested in, like steakhouses, sports, fast food, booze, and the like.
Timmy's Dad: Welcome to Himsdale!
All the men looked very happy, well, everyone except Timmy, and soon, his fairy godparent came by to check on him.
Cosmo: Hey Timmy! What's with this sad face? The city is great.
Timmy: It's not that Cosmo, it's just... Wait a minute, Cosmo, where's Wanda?
Cosmo: Wanda? What's a Wanda?
It was only then that Timmy realized that something unusual was going on. Okay, Cosmo was very forgetful, and... Just plain dumb, but he would never forget his wife, who he'd been married to for almost 10,000 years, and besides, Timmy hadn't seen any sign of his mom, or the Tootie who always bothered him that day, not even Trixie. Something had happened to the girls, and Timmy was determined to find out what it was.
Both Cosmo and Poof looked confused when Timmy mentioned Wanda, so Timmy lied to them.
Timmy: A Wanda is... A wrestling move, like a body slam. WANDA!
At that same time, in the Fairy World, Cupid had just woken up, he was very happy, as he believed that the world was full of love that day.
Cupid: Oh, Valentine's Day. I bet by this point, we're up to our necks in love. And now, let's enjoy the love!
However, when Cupid enters his love quarters, he has a nasty surprise, hearing alarms ringing, and his cherubs flying from side to side, they seem very worried.
Cupid: WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Cherub 1: Sir, something's happened on Earth, and you're not gonna like it.
When Cupid looks down at Earth, he sees that a giant wall has now divided the planet in half, and he is even more concerned to see that his love meter is dropping fast.
Cupid: Lots 'o love, nots 'o love... NO! The world is running out of Valentine's Day love! Send the cherubs there to spread the love, and quickly, before I lose my power.
Desperate, Cupid decides to act, he sends his army of cherubs to Earth to spread love, however, the situation was worse than he imagined, and soon, the cherubs could no longer continue.
Cherub 2: Sir, the cherubs have lost their love.
Cupid: Launch the love thunders!
Cupid now decides to use heavy artillery, he sends his heart-shaped planes to Earth, but like the cherubs, they didn't have enough love to get there.
Cupid: Transfer all emergency power to my coffee machine, and find the dope who's responsible... for this DELICIOUS coffee!
Meanwhile, on the girls' side, known as Hersdale, Trixie looked happy for a moment.
Trixie: Awesome! All the boys are gone. Now I can spend the day with Ti... AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Blonda: Trixie dear, what was that?
Trixie: Oh no! All the boys are gone, including Timmy!
In situations like this, when Trixie was desperate and didn't know what to do, Blonda would usually give her advice, but this time, the blonde fairy looked more confused than the girl.
Blonda: Wait a minute... What's a Timmy?
Trixie: Blonda, focus, I need your help. I wish all the boys were back.
Blonda: Leave it to me!... What's a boy?
Trixie: Well, how can I explain it?... They might seem unnecessary, but actually, they make you feel special in a way that's impossible to explain.
Blonda then raised her wand, and poofed a bunch of dresses in Trixie's room.
Trixie: No, that's not it. Forget it, you wouldn't understand... I know! We have to talk to Wanda, she'll be able to help us.
Blonda: I know where she is.
On the other side of the wall, in Himsdale, Timmy, Chester and AJ were eating hot dogs, and when Chester finished his meal, he burped loudly.
AJ: Gross.
Chester: Thanks. FOOD FIGHT!
The boys then proceed to attack each other with hot dogs, after which they have to go to the bathroom.
AJ: Let's go to the bathroom.
Chester: Wherever we want. Timmy, are you coming?
Timmy: I'll be there in a minute, first I need to do something.
Timmy still wanted to know what had happened to the girls, and for the first time, he had an idea who the culprit could be, when he saw his old enemy Remy walking by.
When Remy got close enough, Timmy tackled him to the ground, he was very angry.
Timmy: Okay Buxaplenty, game over. Bring Trixie and the other girls back.
Remy: What are you talking about Turner? Who is Trixie?
Timmy: Don't make a fool of yourself. You were always jealous of me and Trixie, and since she rejected you, you wished all the girls were gone to get back at me.
Remy: Listen, it's true that you and I have our differences, but I swear I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even know what girls are.
Amazingly, Remy was telling the truth, he had no idea what was going on, and that worried Timmy, he had no idea what to do, and probably wouldn't solve this mystery without Trixie.
At that very moment, Cupid was seeing everything that was happening on Earth, and he was looking increasingly sick.
Cupid: Oh, the world of men totally lacks style...
Cherub 1: Sir, we are close to identifying who is responsible for this.
To find out who had done that, the fairies were playing Wheel of Fortune, and the secret word would be the name of the person who made that wish.
So far, the following lyrics have been revealed:
T**X*E T*N*
Fairy: Is it Trixie Tung?
Cherub 1: No! I'm sorry, but that is incorrect.
Cupid: Hurry up, there's only a little bit of love left! This is not good... But this (coffee) is fantastic!
Cherub 2: You liked it? It's French vanilla.
Meanwhile in Hersdale, Trixie and Blonda have just arrived at a chocolate factory, and inside, they find Wanda.
Trixie: Wanda, we need help!
Blonda: Yes sister, we need your help. For some reason, ever since this morning, Trixie has been talking about things like video games and comic books and something called Timmy, and I have no idea what any of those things are.
Trixie: Wanda, you have to help us... Speaking of which, what are you doing in a chocolate factory?
Wanda: Where else would I be? Here, I'm close to the thing I love most in the world. But for some reason, I have this feeling that there's something missing from my life...
Suddenly, a giant chocolate bar is ready, and appears in front of her.
Wanda: Wow, a giant chocolate bar! I don't know why, but I'm gonna call you Cosmo!... NOTHING FILLS THE VOID!
Trixie: Wow, Wanda misses Cosmo, but she doesn't even remember who he is. Looks like I'm gonna have to do this myself.
Meanwhile, Timmy was in Himsdale, he was watching his dad and other men playing tug of war.
Timmy: Dad, what are you men doing?
Timmy's Dad: What we always do, a pointless tug of war... But for some reason, I have this feeling that there's something missing from my life... Like chainsaw!
To end the game, Timmy's dad uses a chainsaw, and cuts the rope.
Timmy's Dad: Wow, look at those curves, those sharp teeth, and the incredible power of destruction. I don't know why, but I'm gonna call you Mom!... NOTHING FILLS THE VOID!
Timmy: This has to end. An all-male world is nice sometimes, but after a while, you can't stand the smell, and besides, just because I'm a boy doesn't mean I don't like things like soap operas. And worst of all, I miss Trixie. There's only one thing to do now...
Trixie: I have to find Timmy!
Timmy: I have to find Trixie!
Despite being separated by a wall, Timmy and Trixie had the same thought, and so, Timmy took Cosmo and Poof, and Trixie took Wanda and Blonda to the wall.
Trixie: Wanda, Blonda, here we are. This is the wall that separates us from the boys.
Wanda (reading the sign): The boy-in wall.
It was then that Timmy heard the girls talking on the other side of the wall.
Timmy: What's this? Trixie, is that you?
Trixie: Timmy... Timmy, it's you! I'm so happy to hear your voice!
Timmy: I say the same. Don't worry, I'll tear this wall down in no time.
Trixie: No! Let me do it. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't like to tearing things down sometimes.
Timmy: Okay, go ahead.
Trixie: Blonda, I wish a magical high heel.
Blonda: If that's what you want...
Blonda raises her magic wand, and poofs a giant high heel, and she uses this high heel to destroy the wall.
All men and women are shocked to see those creatures on the other side of the wall.
Timmy: Ladies and gentlemen...
Trixie: Meet gentlemen and ladies. It worked! I think we filled the void!
But then, something unexpected happened, all the women armed themselves with spears, and the men with hockey sticks, and they started running towards the others.
Timmy: AAAAAAAAAH! Where's the love?
Meanwhile in Fairy World, they were about to find out who had made that wish.
T*IXIE T*NG
But while everyone was busy trying to find out, Cupid already knew who it was.
Cupid: Let me answer. Is it Trixie Tang?
TRIXIE TANG
Cherub 1: That is correct!
Cupid: Kids with fairies... They'll still be the death of me...
Using the last of his power, Cupid opens a portal to Earth, and grabs Timmy and Trixie, just as they are about to be hit.
But when they arrive in Fairy World, they are shocked to see how Cupid was, he looked like a corpse, and could barely move.
Timmy: Cupid, what happened to you?
Cupid: SHE, and her stupid wish did this to me!
Timmy: What? Trixie, so it was you?
Timmy was certainly shocked to hear that, he believed that what had happened was the work of one of his enemies, but no, it was his own girlfriend who did that, but the boy didn't even have time to get angry, seeing the tears coming out of Trixie's eyes, Timmy knew she hadn't done that on purpose.
Trixie: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to, but Remy was bothering me, I got angry and wished all the boys were gone... But I didn't know it was going to end like this. Timmy, please forgive me...
Timmy: Trixie, it's okay, everyone makes mistakes, trust me, I know. But where was I? Oh yes. Cupid, you are the love fairy, you have to fix this!
Cupid: I can't! I'm too weak to use my powers...
Trixie: He's right Timmy, I did this, and now I'm gonna undo it.
Timmy: If you'll go, I'll go with you. Cupid, we'll be your love soldiers.
And so, Cupid takes Timmy and Trixie into his love arsenal, and they set out to save Valentine's Day.
Trixie: Wish us love.
Timmy and Trixie then return to Earth, and prepare to clean up the mess.
Timmy: STOP! In the name of love.
Trixie: Don't you understand? Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't enjoy video games and comic books.
Timmy: And just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't enjoy soap operas. Men and women need each other.
Furious, and filled with hatred for the people on the other side of the wall, the men and women pay no attention to what the kids say, and they keep fighting, and that's when Timmy and Trixie realize they would have to do things the hard way.
They then start throwing heart-shaped ninja stars at people, which ends up making several men and women fall in love with each other again.
As he felt love returning, Cupid slowly regained his strength, and he was overjoyed to see what the kids had done.
Cupid: They did it!
However, things on Earth weren't so good, Timmy and Trixie were being attacked by angry men and women, and they couldn't move.
Timmy: Trixie, we have to find our fairies, we can't do this alone.
Cupid: You don't have to, kids!
When all seems lost, something incredible happens. Cupid was fully recovered, and had come to Earth with his cherubs to help Timmy and Trixie. The two kids were very happy to see him.
Cupid: Find your fairy godparents, and wish everything back to normal. We'll take care of the rest!
Using a heart-shaped missile, Cupid makes several people fall in love, including Cosmo and Wanda, who were fighting and being helped by Poof and Blonda respectively.
But then, they finally remembered each other.
Wanda: Cosmo!
Cosmo: Yeah, I'm Cosmo!... Wanda? WANDA!
Cosmo is overjoyed to see his wife, but for some reason, he throws her to the ground.
Cosmo: What? It's a wrestling move.
Trixie: Blonda, quick, before something else goes wrong. I wish everything was back to normal!
Blonda then raised her wand, and made the world go back to normal, and now finally, love reigned in Dimmsdale.
Wanda: Look kids, love is everywhere.
Cosmo: Yeah, and it's all your fault.
Trixie: I'm glad everything is back to normal, but by now, Cupid must be so angry, he's gonna do something to make me and Timmy break up.
Cupid (arriving at that moment): Why would I do that?
Trixie: I almost ruined Valentine's Day forever...
Cupid: Yeah, but you two fixed it together, and I love you for that. Besides, you're special, I couldn't make you break up even if I wanted to.
Timmy: Wait a minute, what?
Cupid: Forget it, I didn't say anything...
Trixie: Just one more question. What happened to Remy?
Cupid: Excellent question. I can guarantee that after the punishment we gave him, he will finally understand the importance of love.
Back at his mansion, Remy had a grumpy face as he washed all of Cupid's diapers.
Cupid: Happy Valentine's Day!
Cupid goes back to Fairy World, and leaves Timmy and Trixie alone.
Timmy: This is gonna be a great day!
Trixie: I agree, we still have time to be together.
Timmy: Yeah, plus, for the first time ever, I'm not the one who screwed everything up on making a wish.
Trixie: Stop it Timmy!
Timmy: I was just messing with you. You know I love you.
Naturally, after saving the love, of course Timmy and Trixie kissed again. And after that, they left.
Wanda: You know, they're not the only ones who need some alone time.
Wanda then raises her wand, and poofs her and Cosmo back to the fishbowl, leaving only Blonda and Poof alone.
Blonda: Well Poof, I think we're the only ones here who are alone. Let's go for a walk...
Trixie: Okay guys, end of this chapter.
Timmy: But just out of curiosity. Why did you make this chapter, especially considering we're in season 7?
Writer: Well Timmy, that was actually a request from a friend.
Trixie: Oh yeah, that makes sense. Now, what can you tell us about the next few chapters?
Writer: Not much really, all I can say is that this next chapter (which will probably be divided in two) is considered by many people as the show's real ending.
Timmy: Hmmm, I think I have an idea...
Blonda: What do you think will happen?
Wanda: Read and find out.
Cosmo: CONTINUES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
