Author note: September has arrived and school has started for me. It´s the beggining of the school year and things are calm but I don´t know how much that will last. At the moment, I´ll try to bring 2 chapters monthly.

Chapter 15

Googles was having weird dreams about how he would never see his frinds again till he felt a water drop falling to his face. The drop wasn´t part of his dream, he inhaled air. Wait? Was he still alive? Googles woke up and realized that in a cold and wet tunnel. He saw that a weak sun ray entered though a hole, some water was sneaking from there but the place wasn´t being flooded because it was filtered somehow. Was this the afterlife? Did he die drowned? Was this the rerward of all things he did in life? Was he a good person? However, Googles wasn´t ready to wait for the answer to come...

-ChatGPT, how can I get out of a mysterious underground tunnel in which I have awaken? Asked Googles. ChatGPT started generating the answers.

-Walk forwards and then turn to the right. Answered Chat GPT. Googles was very confused with the answer but since he was desperate he decided to obey the AI. When he arrived to the point the AI told him to go he encountered a dead-end and the floor changed from concrete to wood. Googles remembered the state of his balls and started hurting a lot he saw when and they were swelled and painfull.

-Fuck everything! Said Googles kicking the floor. In that moment the floor under him broke making him fall deeper in the subway system. He was half conscious and noticed that a figure started to drag him. When he woke up he saw that an inkling, not, an octoling was treating his balls problem. The octoling was creaning his balls with a gauze. Googles tought that was very gay.

-Oh! Finally, you are awake. You are lucky that your balls didn´t suffer enough damage to amputate them. Said the octoling.

-Are you treating my balls? Asked Googles.

-Yeah, now braze yourself because I have to sew the holes in your scrotum. Said the octoling.

-By the way, what is your name? Mine is Hachi. Said the octarian.

-Googles, nice to meet you. Said Googles.

-Hachi! Is the inkling awake? Asked the voice of an old man. Hachi agreed. The voice sounded familiar. The old man appeared, he was Cap´n Cuttlefish.

-Cap´n Cuttlefish?! You are my mafia boss?! Said Googles surprised. Now everything made sense and the identity of his boss was revealed.

-Yeah but better call me Craig, that is my real name and it is easier for the writer and for the audience. It is also my true name according to Splatoon wiki, the thing that name change drastically language by language. Said Craig.

-"Craig", what the fuck are you taling about? Asked Googles.

-Nothing, you´ll know when you get older. Said Craig.

-Age is making him delirious. Whispered Hachi to Googles.

-Changing topic, you guys know how we can get out of this place or how you ended up here? Asked Googles.

-Well, there is like some kind of metro here called Deepsea Metro. Said Craig.

-And, about how I ended up here, well... Let´s say I was in a party of the residence for the elderly end woke up here. Said Craig.

-I was looking for my missing girlfriend, Nana, and something hit my head and I don´t remember anything else. Said Hachi showing a photo of Nana. They walked towards what it looked like the central station of the Deepsea Metro. There was a phone, Googles thought they were doomed to die so he took the phone and ordered a pizza. When he was about to say something the phone started talking...

-Hello little cephalopod creatures! Said the phone.

-What the fuck!? Yelled Googles letting down the phone. Hachi took it before it falling to the floor and breaking.

-Do you want to go to the promised land? Asked the phone sounding zionist.

-Yes! Said Craig and Hachi. Googles did not say anything not because he was antisemitic but because he thought there was no exit.

-If your answer is yes then welcome to Kamabo Co.! If you manage to pass every trial you will go to the promised land! Said the phone.

-Here you have your CQ card to travel in the Deepsea Metro and a CQ-80 to select which stop you want to go to make the trial. Said the telephone giving 2 of both objects to Hachi and Googles.

-Why I don´t have one? Asked Craig?

-Because you are a fossil which won´t pass the first trial so your success depends on Googles´ and Hachi´s one. Said the phone.

-I forgot that if you don´t get the 4 thangs you won´t be able to get out of here so good luck! The metro is hereeeee! Said the phone and hanging itself. They entrered the metro and a sea cucumber entered to check the tickets till he saw the CQ card.

-So you want to travel to the promised land? Asked CQ Cumber. He was a sea cucumber. Googles and Hachi nodded.

-OMG a sea cucumber that talks! Said Craig. CQ Cumber explained our heroes about the CQ points that they needed to pay to play the challenges. If they run out of CQ points they would be executed being run over by the metro. The metro stopped in the first station which would be their first challenge. The stop was a forest, Googles and Hachi started walking towards what it looked like the end of the forest unaware that something was lurjing them. They encountered a divide, since they where unsure which was the correct answer they decided to split up, Googles would go left and Hachi would go right. Hachi started walking and the forest was getting more overgrown. He decided he needed to pee and when the finished pissing he was lost so he started walking aimlessly. He started listening unsettling sound and feeling that he was being whatched. He started running till he saw a tree that was different to the rest. The tree had a paper, he took it and read it "target spotted, procced to eliminate".

-Behind you, idiot. Said an octoling. Hachi turned around and he saw another 3 octolings. There was something wrong with them. Unlike Hachi,their hair wasn´t its default magenta but dark blue and their skin had an unnatural green colour. They had a rotten smell unlike the typical octopus smell. Were they, zombies? Hachi tried to reason with them but they were still there intimidating him. Meanwhile Googles walked towards the end of the level, he took the right path. There were no incidents till he heard something.

-If your mom was food she´d be british. Said another octoling as ugly as the ones previously described. Googles couldn´t take such an offense to his mother so lightly so he turned around and head shoted the octoling killing her instantly. But there was somthing wrong with her death, she wasn´t splatted but glitched and dissapeared out of reality. Googles heard Hachi´s screams for help. He arrived to the source of the screams and killed the evil octolings. They took the right path and the object that they needed to take to win the trial looked like a giant Jedi laser sword and needed to be inked to be taken. They inked it and took it. The Deepsea Metro arrived and Craig and CQ Cumber greeted them.

-You guys did it very well! Will you survive the next challenges? Only time will tell. Said CQ Cumber.- I´d also like to introduce you to a friend of mine, he is Iso Padre. In that moment a giant isopod entred the metro

-Hello guys I like mem cakes. Said Iso Padre. Craig was afraid of isopods because they looked like cockroaches so he entred in CQ Cumber´s mouth to hide from danger like real life fish do.

-We are arriving to the next stop! Said Hachi.

-In this challenge you have to carry the 8 ball to the finish line. Said CQ Cumber. After that Googles made a painfull scream.

-Oh no my balls! They hurt so much! Yelled Googles in pain. He fell to the floor and Hachi came to help him.

-Googles! Look at me. Said Hachi putting his hands in Googles´ shoulders. He gently helped him to sit in a seat of the metro.

-You will be fine. Said Hachi who took off Googles pants and underwear to see his balls better. His balls were yellow so Hachi injected an antibiotic to cure the balls.

-What is he doing? Why? If he has a girlfriend why is he doing this so gay thing? Wait he isn´t neither straight neither gay, he is an inbetween abomination! He is bisexual! Thought Googles. Unlike what Hachi was doing and Googles thinking the other people in the metro thought they wree doing another thing. They thought Hachi was sucking Googles´ dick, everyone was disgusted. CQ Cumber was so nauseated that he vomited but since Craig was there the vomit couldn´t get out so his sea cucumber body inflated with vomit and Craig was enjoying his new stomach acid water park.

When they arrived to the stop the challenge was simple: bring the 8 ball to the end of the station. Googles and Hachi chose their best weapons and started the challenge...

They started shooting to the 8 ball, Hachi miscalculated a shot and the 8 ball fell. The bomb backpacks exploded splatting both Googles and Hachi. They rgeenerated while CQ Cumber was sadistically laughing, he was an asshole...

-Listen you gays, to make sure you follow the rules You have explosives in your backpacks and you can´t take them off. If you try to free from them they will explode. You guys have lost 1/3 of your lives. Said CQ Cumber.

-That is not fair! Said Hachi while Googles was scratching his ass because it was itchy, he miscalculated and shoved his finger up his anus and reached prostate making feel an insta-orgasm following a ejaculation making a mess.

-Disguisting. Said CQ Cumber activating the detonator and making both of them explode.- I forgot to mention that if a memeber of the team looses a life the whole team looses it. Thos is your last one so don´t do anything sussy. Said CQ Cumber. Craig was still having fan in vomit inside of him to he made a kick making CQ Cumber feel pain.

-We will never achieve it it is impossible! Said Googles crying like a little girl.

-No Googles, we are in this together and we will get out of it togetehr . Said Hachi together conforting Googles. Googles was calmed by Hachi´s words. He felt something in his pants, it was his gun he recovered his forces and realized that there was a 8 ball to bring to the finish. They were doing very well this time even ikf every shoot the 8 ball received was felt in Googles balls like a Voodoo doll. They were in the final phase but like in the begging of the level: Hachi miscalculated the shot and the ball fell. But Googles wasn´t going to accepts thta. He felt that thing again in his pants, this time it was his cock was like when he fought against Marie in chapter 5, his special tentacle destroyed his pants, now it was bigger than the previously mentioned time, it was gargantuan! (4 meters long and 50 cm think) His dick cummed pressured cum and throwed the 8 ball meters away and landed in the finish! CQ Cumber was flipping out and Hachi was crying out of pure emotion that Googles and his dick saved his life. They collected the mem cake and returned to the Deepsea Metro. In the next stop there was one of those Thangs the phone talked about, and there was something guarding it...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author note: the chapter is getting too long and I don´t want to keep you guys too long without episode so here you have. Thank your for reading and accompaning Googles and his friends in their inky adventures for 9 months!