"I, Rikudo Koshi, hereby put my seal of approval so Excel Saga can be made into a part of Fate Grand Order!"

SLAM!


Fate Grand Order is the creation and intellectual property of Nasu Kinoko and Type Moon.

Excel Saga is the creation and intellectual property of Rikudo Koshi and Shonen Gahosha.


Still Better than Black Keys.


Chapter One Hundred Nineteen.


Berserker.

Real Name: Dosukoi Hanako.

Also Known As: Excel Excel.

Gender: Female.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

Attribute: Human.

Likes: "HAAAAIIIIL LORD IL PALAZZO!"

Dislikes: "I HATE ANYTHING LORD IL PALAZZO HATES!"

Natural Enemy: "Society! For society is standing on the way of ACROSS' attempts to save society! To help society Excel must destroy society! Burn the society! Society is so bad, oh man, good thing we're working for its good!"

Parameters:

Strength: A

Endurance: EX

Agility: A

Mana: D

Luck: E

Noble Phantasm: A

Biography:

Nothing is known about Excel's family or childhood. Many would argue that's for the best.

It's believed she picked a pamphlet asking youngsters to join the secret organization ACROSS while studying in Japanese high school, and she fell in love with the organization's leader, the handsome, mysterious and coldly elegant Il Palazzo. When leaving the school excitedly the day of her graduation, Excel was ran over by a truck and died. She was quickly revived for the first time by the Great Will of the Macrocosm (see below). Shortly after, Excel officially joined ACROSS in their mission to conquer and save, first their hometown of F City, and then the world.

That ACROSS only consisted of herself and Il Palazzo didn't deter Excel. Soon she recruited two other beautiful young agents, the competent but sickly Hyatt and the erratic and self absorbed Elgala. They fought the Municipal Defense Forces, mostly comprised by their next door neighbors, and after many attempts, they eventually did take over the world... only to lose it in short order.

Class Skill:

Mad Enhancement: A+

The Class Skill that characterizes a Berserker, raising basic parameters and strengthens one's physical abilities in exchange of hindering mental capacities and/or in exchange for their sense of reason. In some cases, it also affects and/or seals away some techniques, Personal Skills and Noble Phantasms.

Berserker is completely insane. Her madness is mostly born from loving obsession, but unlike Kiyohime, there is a good chance she would be still insane without it. To make matters worse, she is also dumb as a bag of bricks.

On the other hand this makes her physical stats top notch. Berserker is practically indestructible and tireless, and she can function even when extremely hungry, that is, very low in mana.

She'll fixate on the Master as 'Lord Il Palazzo'. Any attempts to dissuade her on the subject will go unheard.

Berserker swings a large curved sword around as her primary weapon, but since she lacks any finesse or technique with it and she only uses brute force, she doesn't qualify for the Saber class.

Personal Skills:

Mental Pollution: A+

On top of having the standard Mad Enhancement of her class, Berserker has this skill as well, making reasoning with her an all but impossible feat.

She will spout long chains of non sequiturs and nonsense at the most bothersome times, and laugh loudly at jokes that only exist in her mind.

Berserker is loud and has no indoor voice. She is whiny and prone to self-pity.

Berserker is always followed by a small white female dog named Menchi, who is an extension of her as a Servant. Menchi was Berserker's 'emergency food reserve' in life and she has no love for Berserker, she only tags close because she would disappear without Berserker.

Expert of Many Specialties (False): D

Through her many attempts to take over F City, Berserker worked in many varying jobs and learned the disciplines needed for them. More can be learned as the situation fits. Howeve, Berserker will be inefficient at most jobs that don't involve destroying things or human beings. The jobs she took in her life include:

Construction worker: She suffered several accidents, surviving only due to her hard hat, and the building she was building eventually crumbled down.

Traffic coordinator: She caused a long series of car crashes while daydreaming about Il Palazzo.

Lifeguard: She ate until her belly was full and fell asleep by the pool.

Waitress: She was actually mildly competent at this one, but she grew tired of it and walked away as soon as he gained the money she needed at the time.

Substitute Teacher: She failed at making a class of misfits and losers suitable for long term success, although she did inspire them at first, in her own style.

Pretty much the only of Berserker's extra abilities that fully worked as intended was that of a martial artist in a postapocalyptic world (see Noble Phantasm below).

None of these jobs were ever enough to earn Berserker enough money to save, and she ever lived in poverty.

Resurrection- Great Will of the Macrocosm: EX

"Oh, no, Excel! The protagonist of the game can't die so soon!"

A cryptic cosmic being, shaped like a tiny galaxy with feminine arms and a soft voice, was oddly fond of Berserker for some reason. She would bring Berserker back to life whenever her body was damaged beyond repair, and that blessing has extended to Berserker's second life as an Anti Heroic Spirit.

That being said, sometimes the Great Will just won't show up to bring Berserker back. Maybe she's busy with a lover at the time.

To destroy the Servant for good, the best course of action is obliterating all of her body at once, into particles.

Noble Phantasm:

Fist of the Digi Charat: A

Anti-Unit.

Once, while wandering the wastelands left after ACROSS' sole successful attempt at world subjugation, Berserker learned the ancient martial art of the Fist of the DigiCharat (TM). Its ultimate move was adopted as Berserker's Noble Phantasm.

A discipline passed from musclebound master to musclebound master to Excel. a rapid barrage of unblockable punches and kicks presses a string of key pressure points on the opponent's body. The opponent is turned into a Chibi, a DigiCharat (TM) caricature of them, a harmless tiny creature with cute ears, a tail, and a frilly dress.

The target loses all Noble Phantasms and all Parameters plummet to E. The Noble Phantasm itself isn't lethal but the target can be killed easily after completion. Its effects are non reversible unless the target has Shapeshifting.

Summon: "HAIL IL PALAZZO! Your lovely Servant Berserker reporting for today's mission, Lord Il Palazzo!"

Start of Battle:

"Yo yo homies, feliz navidad? Me llamo Excel. You're my bitches!"

"American and Japanese animation both have their good points, that's what's so great about animation! And the same goes for videogames, including Fate Grand Order! There are no limits! However, there can be no excuse for those who use animation or gaming to hurt or exploit innocent children for anything but gacha grinding! That pisses Excel off! So in the name of the gamers, Excel will punish you!"

"Obliterate! Exterminate! Lord Il Palazzo told me so. Genocide! Game-writer-cide! An order of homicide to go!"

Attack:

"Yo mama es un pig!"

"Supercaligrafilitiscousorhoweveritsaid!"

"SPLINTERED BONE! SHATTERED TEETH!"

"Blah blah blah cry more but your mouth is closed!"

Damage:

"Oh no! I need to keep my Damage phrases short!"

"What're thinkin' you're doin', 'shulittle punk!?"

"Ha-chan! Help me!"

"FUCK YOUUU!"

Victory:

"THE BULLET OF JUSTICE CAPS EVIL'S ASS!"

"All of mankind is scum! And bee-yoo-ti-ful!"

"There is one Earth! If it splits, there will be two!"

"I'm sexy..."

Defeat:

"Ah! Excel is kill! Luckily, the Great Will of the Macrocosm will revive the tragic heroine now! Hellooooooo...!?"

"I'm so hungry... Menchi, c'me here!"

"Please just pretend you didn't see anything, concerned citizens! Thank you!"

"I don't understand. Why did this end up happening? I don't understand. I don't understand. Something is flowing out of my body. What could it be? What could it be? I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm sure it happened many times. That's right, I have the feeling I've been killed many times, and I was dropped down a hole quite a few times too. Now that I think back, it feels rather uncaring of him. But even so, I tried so hard for him. For him... him..."

Defeat by Noble Phantasm:

"Please please please please please please please please please please please please forgive me, Lord Il Palazzo! WAH! Not the trap door!"

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"The Shining Star of the North burns bright in the Southern sky. Boy, am I cool, or what? You're already worse than dead! Fist of the DiGi Charat!"

Extra Dialogue:

"Ah! It's you! That person who copied and stole Excel's beautiful and tender voice! I wanted that part but it was dubbed in Canada!" (When you have Saver Sailor Moon).

"Senpai? You're my Senpai? No, no no no no no! You're Excel's kohai! Eh? You've been alive for how long? That's a loooooooooooong time! Okay, I guess you can be Excel's senpai!" (When you have Assassin or Lancer Yu Meiren).

"Mangaka are the worst! I should know, I was created by one! Don't expect any mercy from me, you, you user of ink!" (When you have Caster Saotome Haruna).

"Excel heat overload! Excel isn't used to such lovie-dovie attacks, but what about her Lord Il Palazzo? Excel's so confused!" (When you have Lancer Diarmuid).

"My boots? Yeah, they're nice boots! Nice of you to notice, too! No, sorry, you can't have them, they're the only ones I have! Yeah, that's why they smell that way!" (When you have Archer Baobhan Sith).

Birthday: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LORD IL PALAZZO! Excel gives you her body to do as you wish! But please don't drop Excel's body down the trap door!"

Event: "Ah! Is that the next city Il Palazzo wants conquered? Consider it done, Sir! HAIIIIIILLL IL PALAZZO!-!"

Holy Grail: "My wish is to kill Nasu Kinoko so the threat to the Human Order stops! Clever, right!?"


To be Continued.