Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 12:

Da doc izz empti. That iz intill Dawn teleports in. "Hey, I was just in the future… weird how I wasn't there to greet myself, but hey, maybe I went to another point in time at that point." She shroogz, b4 saying. "Anyways, last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island. Scarlett was revealed to be a robot, and then she and Jasmine both got eliminated. Now we have the original members of the harem! Rodney, Sammy and Evella! Yes, Evella revealed herself. Okay, who's going home next? Find out on this episode of Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"

Skibity Bap Mm Dada, BOOM.

Oh yeah, and intro… I guess.

Sammi walkz in2 da undagrond, sayin, "Okay, if I was a weird… computer… thing. Where would I go?"

Sammi then falls thru a hole in the ground to a different spot. "I mean… okay then?" She then looks a rownd, seeing a street sihn.

Computer – 10km

"Huh… that's convenient."

Ovor with Evella and Rodney, the pear alkwardly stare at each other.

"Uh… so hi Rodney."

"Hey Ella… or Evella I guess."

"Yeah…."

"Okay, it's time for you to all come to the final three challenge!" Dawn yells out thru the loudspeaker.

Evella and Rodney arrive in front of Dawn, hooo urns around.

"Okay, so it looks like Sammy's not here," Dawn nods. "Alright, looks like the two of you are doing the challenge. Basically there's three of them and the writer is too lazy to think of new ones so we're taking the ones from canon."

"Canon?" Robknee asks.

"Eh, don't worry about it. Whoever wins the challenge picks who is in the final 2 with them."

"Okay." Da 2 say.

"Today's first challenge is hurdles." She then turns to the camera. "Also, let's get the last cameos of the season out of the way before we keep going. If they've been done before then ah well.

Lightnin, Meyek, Cam ron and Sahm arrive.

"Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha!"

"Insert Mario Reference here!" Sam sid

"Designated Australian joke this chapter since Jasmine is eliminated, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Miike sayz, upside down.

"Iz that ground! Wow I've never seen this before!" Cameron sid.

"Okay, cool, that's enough," Dawn snaps her fingrs and teleports them all away. "Anyways, you two, start the challenge, there's nothing really unique on this one."

Da 2 then start jumpin ovar the hurdles.

Evella looks att da herdles before signin

Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin

Sum birds with mohawks because they're evil fly by and pik up Evella. Menwhile, Rodney runz through the hurdles.

"Okay, so neither of them are doing the challenge properly?" Dawn questions. "Alright then, I'll accept it."

Evella and da birdz fly ovr the hurdles, crossing the Finnish line (specifically ordered from Finland).

Rodniy then runs across the Finnish line with da hurdles all connected 2 him.

"Okay, so Evella comes in 1st, Rodney is 2nd and Sammy gets 3rd."

"Based."

"Poggers."

"Okay, challenge two then!" Dawn teleports the two to the next challenge in some trees.

"Here, you have to get across the trees!" She then smirkz. "However, you also have to deal with Larry!"

Larry then reappears.

"Hi, how are ya."

Chrizz glarez, b4 lookin down sad.

"Okay, whoever crosses the finish line first, comes in first, yadda yadda, go."

Evella and Rodney start 2 try and move, however Larry moves them bak.

"Oh, you're off-center by 3.6 millimeters. Mmmph, try it again."

Oh, still off by that much. Try it again. Ooh, try again. Mmm, try again. Oh, try again. Oh, try again. Ooh, try again."

The two camprs stare at each other in anyoance.

Rodni frownz. "Wat we doing?"

"I have an idea," Evella smirkz. She thn tgurnz to Larry. "Hey Larry, what do you think of the ending to the SpongeBob episode Good Neighbours?" Evella smirkz.

Larri glrez before saying, "The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY, leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused, EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! This episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular staple in Spongebob's episodes, and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all. All Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself, but that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to Spongebob and Patrick, can it?"

Evella thn walkz past, crossing the finish line. Rodni then followz.

"Evella wins, and Rodney is in second. Sammy is in last.

"Y'know…," Evella begins. "I wonder where that idiot Sammy actually is."

Da seen thn cuts to Sami, who then finds the 'plots I started but don't want to finish' bus station, to which Zeke and Dakota are standing at.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"Hey eh."

Lets move on.

Sammy finds a door, opening it and finding a compooter.

"Oh hey!" she walkz ovr, istting down at it.

"Ew, what's this spelling? Wait, I just said that, why did it get typed, wha-?" Sammii seez the text b tiped out.

"Hmm, okay."

Rodney then does his talent for the last achallenge, riding a tractor.

"Uhh, okay then?" Dawn questions. "You're probably coming in second."

Evella thn walks out 2 do her challenge.

"Okay, Evella, what is your challenge?"

"Singing, obviously."

"What song."

"You give love a bad name."

"Okay."

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me Heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison, you can't break free

Oh, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Oh, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

"Pretty good," Dawn nodz. "You're probably in first to be honest."

Menwhile with Sammy, she looks at da computer.

"Okay, what am I typing then?" She thn tipes.

A reset button appears in Ella's head I guess.

Ella appears in a reflection, saying, "What did you just do?"

"I made a reset button."

"Cool!" She thn porses. "Wait, but what about the brain versions of you, Rodney, Scarlett and Jasmine?"

"You made them?"

"Yeah."

"I don't know, sorry."

"Drat." Ella sighs, b4 disappearin.

"Wait," Samit said.

"Yeah."

"Ella, I…-."

Evella sitz with a smirk, saying, "I 1der if Sammy goet eaten by wolves or somethin."

"Seriously?" Rodni askz.

Evella thn falls over.

Evella appearz in Ellaz brain, saying, "Why am I here?" Shen thn seez nothin. "Huh? Impossible. Where's my tower?"

"It's gone, Evella. It's gone for good."

"No. How did you do this?"

"The five of us did something you would never do."

Da seen then goes into a flashback, with Ella and mental recreations of Sammy, Rodney, Jasmine and Scarlett. " I-I just can't! If pushing this button is gonna get rid of you guys, then I won't do it."

"Hey yo. Don't think of it as getting rid of us for good." Brain Rodney says.

"We'll all still be a part of you in a way mate." Brain Jasmine said

"It's worth it to stop Evella." Brain Sammy adds

"Plus we literally all still exist in the real world." Brain Scarlett reasons. "All right, ladies. Enough of your blubbering! Let's do this already!"

"Thank you, guys. Thank you." They then press the button.

"You... you! Gah! No. Uh, don't do this. No one will ever cross you with me in charge! I'm a part of you!"

"No, you're your own separate person. And you won't mess with me anymore."

"Bruh. No. No! It's my time! Mine!" Evella then disappears.

Ella openz her eyes. "Yay, I'm back to normal."

Rodni stares. "I wanna believe her, but can I? Can I?"

Do you believe in magic?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe, believer?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?
(Do you believe like I believe?) Do you believe in magic?

Rodnei cheers, b4 kissing her.

Samme then stares at the computer, before typing

'Sammy is then teleported to the challenge.'

She then is.

"Oh, there you are Sammy," Dawn says. "You flunked out of the first two challenges, but I guess you can try the talent contest."

"Wait, what?"

"What skill are you showing?" Dawn questions.

"Uh…," Sammmi said. "Dawn is cool."

"Playing on my egotism?" Dawn notes, thinking. "Hate to say it, but it worked perfectly, you win the challenge Sammy! Ten points automatically."

"I did?" Sammy lokz confuzzled, before saying, "Great!"

"Yep, and you get to pick who gets to the finale with you!"

Ella runz out, huggin Sammy as Rodny walks out 2.

"I have returned to my body!"

"Good."

Da finl three stand, with Rodney lookin confident. "Good job making th e finale babe!" Rodni says."

"Oh uh.. thanks?"

Ella menwhile looks down, saddned, singn

'Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me, "don't lie"
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride

"Don't worry Ella, I'm taking you with me," Sammi nods. "Ella and I will be the final two!"

"Huh?" Crisp, Rodnei and Chef who is back for some reason say.

Dawn shroogz, "Yeah, I knew that."

"Oh yeah, Ella and I have been dating this whole time," Sammy notes. "Sorry Rodney, I'm eliminating you."

Sammy ahnd Ella thn kiss.

Rodney lookz down. "Oh, bother

"At least you can see Scarlett and Jasmine again?"

Rodni nods, be4 walking off.

Rodney then walkz off saying, "Wha-I'm eliminated!? I was the strongest player on my team! I was smart, kind….THIS IS GARBAGE! I SHOULD GO BACK THERE AND GIVE THEM A PIECE OF MY MI-WOAHHHHHHHH" While saying that, Rodni falls into da cannon, blasin off.

"Okay, we're down to our final two!" Dawn calls out. "Who is winning between Ella and Sammy? Either way, it's not like they won't see the cash, seeing as they're going out! Who's going to win? Find out in the finale of TOTAL! DRAMA! PAHKITEW ISLAND!"

Dawn then smirks, before saying, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot!" She then snaps her fingers. Evella suddenly appears, looking around in confusion.

"Wha-?"

"Congrats, you now exist separate from Ella."

"Oh shit, that's based," Evella smirks.

Da episode thn fades away.

3rd: Rodney

4th: Scarlett

5th: Jasmine

6th: Topher

7th: Max

8th: Sky

9th: Shawn

10th: Beardo

11th: Leonard

12th: Dave

13th: Sugar

14th: Amy

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Sammi also turns to Ella, saying, "Hey, so I wanna admit something quickly."

"Sure!"

"I've gone back in time to be here, that's how I knew all that was gonna happen."

"Well, that's rather strange but ultimately fine."

"Oh no, I've gone back in time about 75 times at this point."

"Wow!" Ella stares.

"I'm so glad nobody's filming us right now!" Sammy sighs with relief.

Ella simply points at a camera.

"What?" Sammy stares, sighing. "Shoot."