Episode 22: Orange you gonna eat that?

Mew was eating an orange.

"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The players walked all over the Orre Regions desert, it's scorching sun proved to be a challenge for anyone crazy enough to spend an entire month walking in the dunes haha" Mew giggles.

"Many players decided to stick together, while others decided to go at it alone and it didn't work as well as they thought, now which challenge will we do next, find out on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced.

(MNWC Intro)

The players were eating breakfast, Flareon was away for some reason... probably talking strategy with Kabuto...

"Hey uh Sylveon.. you know I didn't mean that stuff I Said about Flareons father right..." Numel told her frowning.

"Yeah... no reason to hold grudges over it." Sylveon shrugged.

"Thanks... also uh I think we should talk strategy on who we should target..." Numel began to whisper to her.

Sylveon looked interested.

(Cargo Hold)

Alcreamie was looking around for Flareon, maybe ask her who she should tell Sylveon to vote for when she heard something..

"You seriously thought sending my own mother to elimination zone was a good idea?!" Flareon yells

"~There was no other way, we would've lost... she will be fine this challenge so shut up~" Kabuto looked annoyed, he was standing on the wooden box

"You better start making sense, I don't care if you been helping me cheat this entire time-" Flareon looked angry

"~Wasn't cheating, just strategy... also stop being so loud somebody could hear-~" Kabuto was talking and then noticed Alcreamie, he became silent

Flareon looked at him oddly and then also noticed Alcreamie, she frowned and was silent

Alcreamie know realizing her cover was blown instantly tried to dip, Flareon chased after the slow pile of cream but she was teleported away for the elimination ceremony

Flareon looked horrified and began to hyperventilate a bit

Silence

"~This could be quite bad...~" Kabuto said

(Eliminaton Zone)

The players up for elimination were all sitting on the floor.

"I thought you said we'd get chairs by now." Lunatone looked angry.

"Yet another clever lie by me." Mew posed cutesy.

"Ugh this is why Mew sucks!" Lunatone rolled his eyes.

Sylveon noticed her best friend was looking shaken.

"You doing alright?" Sylveon asked her.

"Y-yep! Everything is f-fine!" Alcreamie stuttered.

"So can you reveal the stupid votes we made already?" Asked Magby.

"Nope cause the viewers votes are more important than yours, and they voted... Lunatone you're out." Mew grins.

"What?! I didn't do anything wrong tho, this is outrageous I demand a recount!" Lunatone was being a sore loser.

"You're just out dude, accept it." Mew levitated him towards the Plank of Shame.

"Argh! This is why being unfairly voted off suuuuuckssss!" Lunatone screamed as he was thrown off and lost his ability to levitate.

"Now for the contestant votes... Alcreamie, Squirtle, Vespiqueen and Sylveon are safe!" Mew gave them all pumpkins.

"So is Roger and Magby!" Mew threw them pumpkins.

"It's down to the failed college druggie and the intelligence prodigy... well only one stays and that is..." Mew paused.

Foe was frowning looking tired, while Numel was looking bored.

"Numel! You're still in! Foe you're out" Mew told him.

The Zoroark began walking to the plank

"Well I guess that's it for me..., see ya around guys not sure what I'll do anymore heh..." Foe jumped off the plank

"...good riddance..." Numel glared evilly

Sylveon (The Popular One): "..Numel told me Foes shape-shifting abilities could be dangerous in the merge which technically is true.. so we got rid of a threat there..." She shrugged.

The cruise ship was sailing, Mew looked at a screen which had some votes.

Alola: 1

Paldea: 2

Unova: 3

Orange Islands: 4

"PumpKingKing we are going to Orange Islands!" Mew announced.

Pumpkingking nodded and began sailing the ship there, after a while the ship landed and the contestants began to get off.

"Welcome to Mandarin Island in the Orange Archipelago! We are in the south area of this large island." Mew announced.

"Oh no are we returning to one of Mews stupid islands from the first two seasons?!" Joltik frowned.

"They weren't stupid, they were perfectique~" Mew posed.

"Then.. where are they now?" Asked Dusclops.

"The government took them away due to tax evasion... anywho! Your challenge will be to be teleported somewhere randomly in this Orange Archipelago, your challenge is to survive as long as you can!" Mew announced.

"Also just like the question of what would you bring to an island if you had one item, you can pick only ONE free thing to take with you." Pumpkingking announced.

"A solar powered refrigerator" Alcreamie told them.

"Uh I think it's pronounced Sunlar." Joltik looked cocky, Alcreamie side eyed him frowning.

"Alrighty then... here ya go!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and teleported her away.

"Ohhhh I wonder what I want.. uhh I'll take a big basket of food!" Dedenne cheered.

"You got it!" Pumpkingking teleported her out.

"~We'll take a machine that turns salt water into drinkable water~" Flareon spoke.

"Who's we?" Asked Sylveon.

"I uh, mean me." Flareon stuttered.

"That's still bad grammar." Numel looked at her boredly.

"Joltik I'll take a Playlopunny Magazine!" Joltik smiled.

"Good pick bro." Squirtle gave him a thumbs up

"Well I'm actually smarter than many of you, so I'll pick a water purifier as well." Magby spoke

Dusclops rolled his single eye

"Hmmm this survival challenge could be marketing galore for my blog page, so I want a solar powered phone WITH unlimited data." Eiscue spoke

"Picky much." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and teleported him away

"I want the Gardevoir edition of Playlopunny." Squirtle spoke

"Why not Lopunny or Lucario version?" Crack-A-Chu asked

"I'm not a furry." Squirtle told him

"Whatever, I'll take uhhh ONE MILLION BOTTLES OF FRESHWATER!" Crack-A-Chu smirks

"F i n e." Pumpkingking growls

(In a different dimension, Earth 02H)

We see a bunch of humans rushing inside a bunker.

"Alright family, we are safe here until the nuclear fallout clears..." the father spoke.

"Thank goodness we had this underground bunker." The wife smiles.

"Daddy I'm thristy..." the daughter was indeed thirsty.

"Do not worry darling, you see I stored this large bunker with over one million bottles of fresh water, these should last us over a decade!" The father proudly pointed at his large stack of water bottles.

Suddenly in a pop, they all disappeared.

Silence.

"Well at least I have my playbo-" the father went to grab the magazine and that also popped out of existence.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" The father screams in horror as the wife and daughter cried.

(Back to Mandarin Island)

"Sylveon, your pick?" Asked Mew.

"Hmmmm anything huh, I pick one of those rain clouds that randomly appear and never go away!" Sylveon smiled.

Pumpkingking gave her the wish.

"I want Lairon." Dusclops spoke.

"What, why her... I thought you hated her man?" Numel asked him.

"I don't need food or water... so. Just need to talk to her for personal reasons..." Dusclops spoke

"Numel, what do you take?" Asked Mew.

"Isn't it obvious, a the saltifier for the ocean water." Numel rolled his eyes.

"And you Totodile?" Asked Mew.

"Guagua! ...gua... GUAGUA...GUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!" Totodile panicked when she realized they couldn't understand her

Pumpkingking and Mew looked at her oddly.

Totodile was desperately trying to do hand signs to show what item she wanted.

"Uhhhh I don't know what that means." Mew frowned

"I think she wants her partner to be Handy!" Pumpkingking smiled and snapped his fingers

Totodile looked horrified and waved her arms, but that just showed she did not care

"Vespiqueen you pick anything now." Mew spoke

"Anything hmmm, well I pick NUMEL!" Vespiqueen cheered

"Strange pick but sure." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers

"And finally, Roger, what do you want." Asked Mew

"Solar powered B1 Droid charging charging station." Roger spoke.

"Oh." Mew frowned.

"Sure can do!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.

(Somewhere in a galaxy far far away)

"Wow.. I had a long day in the battlefront today... can't wait till I go to bed and recharge..." the B1 Droid was walking towards his charging station.

Then suddenly in a singular pop, it teleported away.

"What?! Oh..." The B1 Droid looked sad.

(The Addict)

Alcreamie was in a random island, she began to melt so she got inside her fridge

"Okay so I learned from my mistakes of being melted in Orre, now I'm safe here... wait uh how do I get out." Alcreamie frowns.

(The Unlucky)

"Yay! I have a big basket of food! Now I'll survive in this deserted island!" Dedenne smiles.

(The Puppet)

"What do we do Kabuto! Alcreamie knows of our secret!" Flareon spoke.

"~yes this is bad, we need to eliminate her as fast as possible~" Kabuto spoke.

"But... she's my moms best friend! I can't betray her like that..." Flareon frowned.

"~She will expose us both and get us eliminated! We need to act fast before anything happens~" Kabuto glared.

Flareon frowned and looked worried.

(The Idiot)

He was smiling like an idiot watching the magazine.

(The Nobody)

Magby was doing his best to climb a tree to get some oranges, he grabbed one and it began talking.

This scared Magby and he fell off breaking a leg.

"Hey pick on someone your own size! Heheheheheh" an Orange did an annoying laugh.

"Ugh what the hell are you!" Magby glared.

"I'm an orange, duh." The Orange spoke.

"No but why are you in MY island!" Magby growls.

"Last I checked I was here first buster, also your head looks like a butt hehehehehehehe" Annoying Orange laughed.

"No it doesn't!" Magby trier to stand up but just couldn't, he winced in pain.

"Yea yea you're right... it actually looks like MULTIPLE butts, hehehehehehehe" Annoying Orange cackled.

Magby looked extremely pissed off, this was gonna be a long challenge.

(The Fan)

"Alright viewers I just started my live stream of how long can I survive on a deserted island! It's so hot my ice head is stating to melt, but don't worry we will get through this chat!" Eiscue was talking to his phone which was doing a stream.

(The Jock)

Tropical music was playing as Squirtle was relaxing with his blackglasses and eating an orange.

"This is the life bro, free food, I can drink ocean water... and a Gardevoir magazine... easy peasy challenge!" Squirtle relaxed some more.

(The Jerk)

"Haha yes! I have over a million bottles of freshwater!" Crack-A-Chu smirks at his bounty.

"Now I need to search for some food, I'm sure finding some random pokemon in this island shouldn't be that hard." Crack-A-Chu shrugs and walked deeper into the island

(The Popular One)

Sylveon smiled as she saw a dark cloud with a sad face rain next to her.

"Hello there buddy, let me drink some of your rain water please." Sylveon smiles.

The sad cloud nods and went on top of Sylveon, she began to drink it.

"Hmm refreshing that's enough." Sylveon smiles.

The sad cloud went next to her instead.

"Hmmm you need a name, how about I name you Cloudy!" Sylveon smiled and then the episode was set on paused.

We see the one who paused it was a certain Cloud...

"I'll collect your collect your loss in copyright court Mrs Sylveon." Cloudy looked angry.

Then the episode continued.

(The Empty)

Dusclops was standing next to Lairon, both didn't know what to say.

"Sorry." Lairon spoke first after like 10 minutes of silence.

Dusclops said nothing.

"I was a bad girlfriend.. I didn't realize till later I was just using you and... I hurt you... I just.." Lairon was sad.

"You what, you made it pretty clear that I didn't matter, that I was just a toy for you... a play thing!" Dusclops glared at her.

"...I was more immature back then... I regret it so much... I don't know how i could ever make it up to you, to show you that I still love you..." Lairon spoke sadly.

"Psh how am I ever gonna trust or believe anything that comes out of your mouth now." Dusclops looked annoyed.

"Uhh... well..." Lairon frowned.

"Exactly..." Dusclops looked away, he was sad.

"...hmm.. maybe I can explain...in a song!" Lairon smiles

"What?" Lairon looked genuinely confused.

(Music: Vs Rival Nemona)

Lairon:

It's love! Real love! Get ready to feel the True Love!

I know we been separated for a while, the wait has been so horrid and vile!

But I did not travel thousands of miles, just to see you... lack some smiles!

You deserve some happiness, time to express~ those deep inner feelings!

Dusclops:

I just don't know what to expect...

Lairon:

I'll show you what I feel; because now you, I respect!

Yeah I think I love you! I really really love you! Some come and please love me, just like I know I love you!

Audience/Bystander Fish Pokemon:

Yeah she thinks she loves you! Yea she really really loves you! LOVE! So go and please love her, like she knows she loves you!

Lairon:

I been holding my true feelings inside for so long... now I'll release it all in this song... just tell me what you feel.. there is no right or wrong~

Chorus:

It's love! Real love! Get ready to feel the Love!

Lairon:

It's loveeeee~

Chorus:

It's love! Real love! Get ready to feel the True Love!

Lairon:

I know you're feeling oh so confused, so I'm genuinely sorry if you I used...

But everyone can change, you, me and the rest have a chance to become their very best!

You been stuck alone for so many years, now I just want to cheer you up so come and go open your ears!

Dusclops:

Ugh be quiet, whatever you're about to say I don't wanna hear!

Lairon:

Come on Duskie your indifference gives me tears~ because!- (winks)

Yeah I think I love you! I really really love you! Some come and please love me, just like I know I love you!

Audience/Bystander Fish Pokemon:

Yeah she thinks she loves you! Yea she really really loves you! LOVE! So go and please love her, like she knows she loves you!

Lairon:

Just Open up your heart, you're gonna win this thing!~~

Dusclops:

UGH FINE! Just anything to end your sing...

Chorus:

It's love! Real love! Get ready to feel the Love!

Lairon:

It's loveeeee~

Chorus:

It's love! Real love! Get ready to feel the True Love!

(Song Ends)

"Alright okay... just what do you even wanna talk about?" Dusclops looked angry.

"Well... we can catch up on everything we've done, do things together we didn't do as a couple... perhaps just... reconnect with eachother... anything really we have as much time as you want." Lairon smiled at hiher.

Dusclops stayed silent staring at her for a bit.

"Well... if we really gonna hang out of a while, you better help me find some water and food for you in this damn island, don't want you dying before we actually we got to anything fun." Dusclops told her as he began walking.

Lairon smiled and followed him.

(The Brains and Beauty)

Numel was teleported next to Vespiqueen with his water purifier.

"Eeee! You're here camel man!" Vespiqueen cheered.

"For Saharas Sake... out of all things you could've picked you picked ME?" Numel asked her.

"Of course darling, you're the smartest and strongest pokemon I know, it was really a no brainer." Vespiqueen shrugged looking smug.

"Heh quite flattering then..." Numel grins.

"So you aren't mad I brought you the middle of this sunny deserted island?" Asked Vespiqueen.

"Meh, not really... now I won't be bored by myself and well I guess I have you to hang out with... plus we can explore the island, I've researched a lot about the Orange Archipelago during my senior high-school years... so I'm a bit knowledgeable on these islands." Numel shrugged.

"Splended! I went to Royale High when I was younger, but for some reason I was the only student... how odd.." Vespiqueen looked thoughtful.

"Yea I wonder why." Numel rolled his eyes as he began walking towards the forest to search for food.

Vespiqueen followed him flying.

(The Speechless)

Totodile spawned in wit Handy next to her, she awkwardly waved at it and it waved back at her.

Totodile was a water type, she could just drink sea water, she easily got her food by scavenging and she also built a fire, Handy was there giving her a hand in anything she needed, she was greatful she had an extra singular pair of hand to help her.

Whenever she felt like she wanted to talk Totodile would just Gua her heart out and vent all her problems and frustrations to Handy in a Guagua manner, Handy might not be a good talker but they were an amazing listener and that's all Totodile needed, for someone to listen to her.

(The Droid)

Roger was just chilling walking around the island, then whenever he needed charging he well just charged and cycle repeated.

(Lightning Round!)

Alcreamie was still stuck in the fridge, Dedenne died of dehydration, Flareon and Kabuto worked together, Joltik died of no resources, Eiscue managed to survive while doing his stream.

Squirtle was chilling, Sylveon explored around Pinkan Island with Cloudy and she went on a mini Safari adventure looking at all the pink pokemon of the Orange Islands, Dusclops and Lairon talked like normal and catched up on lost time... they didn't get back together but remained friends and fixed their issues, Roger was doing great exploring the island and recharging, Totodile did fantastic with Handy, Crack-A-Chu did well hunting his own food and he had limitless water bottles to drink.

(Night Time)

(The Brain and Beauty)

Numel and Vespiqueen had build a hut for the two to sleep in, he had been teaching her many things about the natural life style

"Honestly back when I lived in my Royal Hive I would've been repulsed by all this work and mud... but why do I even have to care about my appearance when I am here?" Vespiqueen asked

"There is more to life than just sitting in a throne all day giving orders you know..." Numel told her sitting

"My parents wanted me to be heir of the honey throne and marry this rich Beedrill from a neighboring honey kingdom in Pastoria City... but I wanted something more to life... I thought joining this show would be a good idea but nobody really gave me a chance... other than you..." Vespiqueen told him, she looked sad.

"...well don't judge a book by their cover they said, you're a good person at heart Vespiqueen... just start losing that stuck up attitude and you'll see everyone will like you.." Numel gave her a small smile.

"For real? Well... I guess it doesn't matter if we are high class royals or commoner peasants... we are all still pokemon and should be treated the same... thanks for making me realize that I don't need to be all fancy and rich to be a good ruler to my kingdom Numel..." Vespiqueen smiled at him.

"Psh no problem Queen... uh what was your name?" Asked Numel.

"Daisy... Daisy Goldbloom of the Pastoria City Hive." Vespiqueen posed dramatically.

"Heh.. pretty cool Queen.." Numel smiled at her.

"Also.. ehm.. I might have told a white lie.. I'm not actually a queen yet..." Vespiqueen braced herself.

"Huh, why not?" Numel asked.

"Well I need to find a King to rule with me... and I'm sure as hell not gonna marry that loser Beedrill... so... I'm still a Princess..." Vespiqueen sighed.

"Oh, well you can pick who you wanna date Princess, you don't have to be arranged to anyone you don't wanna be with, be your own boss." Numel told her.

"Heh yeah... so do you... wanna be.. my King?" Vespiqueen asked blushing

Numel looked very surprised, and gave a genuine smile

(The Nobody)

"Hey Magby, Magby, Magby, Hey Magby, Magby, Magby, Hey Magby, Magby, Magby-" The Annoying Orange was saying annoyingly

"UGH! WHAT! WHAT IS IT YOU ANNOYING ORANGE!!!" Magby screamed

"Shark." Annoying Orange smiled

"Huh? AHHH!!!" Magby screamed as a Sharpedo jumped out of the ocean water and began eating Magby, who screamed in pain having his limbs being ripped off by sharp teeth

"Oh.. ouch.. uhh... tried to warn ya... hahaha!" Annoying Orange laughed.

"Challenge is over!" Pumpkingking announced as he snapped his fingers, every contestant appeared but four were on a different separate side.

"As you can see certain players died while Alcreamie you were inside your fridge, you were supposed to survive being on the island not just stay inside the fridge the whole time so you're also up for elimination!" Pumpkingking announced.

Alcreamie couldn't move, she was just frozen in a block of rectangle ice.

"So that means you viewers get to vote one of these four players out of the game, vote dislike on them and also vote on which place we should visit next on our world tour! Voting ends soonish!" Mew announced in full view of Orange Islands.

The voting icons of the up for elimination players were all being shown.

...

Merge SAFE:

Flareon, Eiscue, Squirtle, Crack-A-Chu, Sylveon, Dusclops, Numel, Totodile, Vespiqueen, Roger

Merge UFE:

Alcreamie, Dedenne, Joltik, Magby