Treehouse of Horror XIII It's Halloween again! This year Homer makes clones of himself with a magic hammock, Lisa tries to get rid of guns with disastrous results as Billy the Kid and his zombie gang terrorize Springfield and an evil Dr Hibbert is turning everyone into animal hybrids!
Plot
Intro
The Simpsons and the Flanderses are holding a seance to contact Maude.
"A seance?! I don't diddly know... I don't think the bible would approve..." said Ned.
"Come on Ned this is a chance to talk to Maude again!" said Marge.
"Well I do miss her." said Ned.
And so they had a seance.
However Bart interrupts it by dressing up as Maude.
"Neddy! I have come back to yooooou! Give me a kissssss!" said Bart dressed as Maude. Everyone screamed. "Relax it's just me..."
Oscar was doing a Shemp thing pointing in fear of something above Bart.
"What is everyone staring at?" Bart asked.
"Neddy?" Maude as a ghost asked.
Bart screamed and hid behind a the couch.
"Oh Maude! You're as beautiful as the day I buried you!' said Ned.
Maude suddenly turned into a firery angry spirit. "Are you ready for stories that will rattle your bones and boil your blood?!" she yelled.
"Yeah... duh..." Homer replied.
"Then choke on these!" yelled Maude. she summoned a book with the words "Treehouse of Horror 13" on it in blood writing. Homer in the background screamed.
Attack of the Clones!
One afternoon Homer is sleeping in his hammock outside in the yard when a fuzzy caterpillar crawls on him towards his face as he snores.
He swallows the fuzzy caterpillar and then moments later coughs up a butterfly.
Marge comes out and is annoyed at him for not doing the chores he promised such as fixing the hose tap, going clothes shopping with her, seeing his dad and playing with the kids. However Homer is too tired from eating too many pancakes and must sleep them off.
"I've got a list of things for you to do. My favorite is number three." said Marge giggling. Number three was snuggle.
"Oh, I'd love to. But someone made me too many pancakes... and now I have to sleep them off." said Homer full from eating pancakes.
"Oh, those were for the Church breakfast." Marge groaned.
"Were they now?" Homer asked.
Marge sighed and stormed off.
Homer sighed and rested.
Homer's hammock suddenly breaks.
"D'oh!"
He gets up to make a start on his chores.
However a mysterious hobo merchant turns up selling magic hammocks.
"Hammocks. Get your hammocks."
"The hammock man. I'm glad he's a little early today." said Homer.
Then it hit him.
"Wait a minute! We don't have a Hammock man!" said Homer
"You do now palley." said the hobo salesman.
Homer buys one.
"The price is $10." said the hobo. Homer paid him the money.
The man warns him they cause trouble.
"But I must warn you, this is no ordinary hammock. Its webbing is a mesh of comfort and evil." said the salesman.
"You had me at comfort thank you." said Homer.
But he doesn't care of the man's warnings and goes into the backyard to set it up.
"Mr Hammock. Say hello to Madame Ass!" Homer tries the hammock but is spun around and thrown out along with a clone of himself.
"Oh my god! It made another me!"
The clone stands there befuddled and confused.
He is confused and ponders over the clone before sending him off to do a chore. Fixing a faulty and dangerous short circuited lamp.
However the clone gets electrocuted and dies.
"Uh oh." said Homer. He tries to pick up the clone but he's too heavy. "Man I'm heavy!"
Homer makes two clones of himself. They dispose of the dead clone. Homer then sets the clones to work. However they want clones too so he puts them in the spinning hammock to make two more.
They get everything done just in time when Marge and the kids get back. Homer hides the clones.
Marge is very pleased with Homer. "Homer, I'm surprised! You did all this single handedly?"
Homer sends a clone out to do all the things he didn't want to do such as go clothes shopping with Marge.
"How do I look?"
The clone with her complements her ass, which she likes. She promises to have sex with him later.
Going to see his dad. The clone just sits there quietly listening to his dad's boring stories.
Abe going on about exploding yams or something.
And finally a clone takes Bart and Lisa out to play baseball.
"Me good dad." said the clone.
"Bart, do you notice something strange about Dad?" Lisa asks. The Homer clone is now smashing up the car.
"Nah, that's normal of Dad..." said Bart.
A clone arrives home with Marge and she's so happy she wants sexy time with him.
The clone is aroused.
However as the clone goes to go in the real Homer stops him. "I'll take it from here pal."
However they bicker and strangle each other. "We're evenly matched!"
Two clones pull the Homer clone from Homer.
"Ha! It would take three Homers to defeat the original Homer!" said Homer.
The clones grin.
"No four!" Homer corrects himself.
The clones sigh.
Homer laughs and goes inside.
...
One morning the kitchen is filled with Homers cooking and preparing breakfast. Homer then hears his family coming downstairs and quickly shoos the clones outside.
Some clones yell as they are pushed outside.
The family are impressed with breakfast and enjoy it.
"This breakfast is great Dad!" said Lisa eating her French Toast.
Oscar mumbled with his mouth full.
"Oscar don't talk with your mouth full!" Marge told him off.
"I also felt bad for eating those pancakes for the church breakfast so I made some more." said Homer.
There are stacks of pancakes.
"Oh how wonderful Homie!" Marge is pleased.
Bart frowns. He hoped the fat guy eating them all would mean Mom wouldn't want to go to the church breakfast.
Then Ned asks for his chainsaw back.
"Okay, but I want to borrow your credit card." said Homer.
"Okily dokily!" said Ned. He offers a black one.
Homer wants the one with all his money on it.
Ned sighs and gives him a teal coloured one.
As Ned leaves Homer sees a clone holding a chainsaw and eagerly nodding.
Homer nods thinking it understood his instructions.
However the clone returns later holding Ned's severed head!
Homer screams.
The rest of the family amusingly were too busy eating or talking.
Homer, the real one realised the clones were a dangerous menace and went out to gather them up to dispose of them.
"I wonder where Dad's heading off to?" Lisa asked.
Bart shrugged.
"And then after World War II everything sort of went quiet. Till Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong..." said Grampa.
Oscar laughed.
"Oz how is Grampa's stupid ramblings funny..." Bart sighed.
"Superman lost a race to a an old man in a wheelchair! Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
...
Homer hires a livestock truck and drives the clones into the middle of nowhere. Once he arrives he lets them out.
"Okay. Who knows the way back?" Homer asked.
A clone puts up his hand.
Homer shoots the clone dead.
Homer then throws out the magic hammock and drives off home.
However the clones are interested in the hammock...
They start making more clones!
Soon there are hundreds of Homers! Some came out wrong as there was a Homer with glasses, a very fat Homer, Peter Griffin and a Tracey Ullman shorts Homer.
"Holy Crap!" said Peter before laughing his trademark laugh.
"Let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!" said the Tracey Ullman Homer.
"That catchphrase sucks!" said Peter.
All the Homer's beat up and kill Peter Griffin.
...
The Homers run down hill towards a corn farm and eat all the corn.
"Ah. What a beautiful field of corn!" said Old Gil.
However the Homers ate his crop. All of it.
"Aw... Well at least I still have my health." The Homers then eat him! all that's left is his skeleton.
The Homers then raid the Duff Brewery and drink all the beer.
Then they run outside making pained noises and go out of sight. We hear zips being undone and satisfied sounds as they're obviously peeing...
Meanwhile at home is a news report from Kent Brockman. "People, we are dealing with a swarm! A swarm of insatiable Homers!"
The family gasp.
"Not again!" Oscar groaned.
Kent explained the Homers have destroyed every building in Springfield except Moe's that is flourishing with record business.
In Moe's hundreds of Homer's are drinking beer.
"Okay, who's paying this tab?" Moe asked.
"Lenny!" said all the Homers pointing at Lenny.
"Anything for Homer!" said Lenny sheepishly.
...
At the mayor's war room, the general of Springfield's army explained that if the clones continued to multiply they would take over America completely. Everyone made Curly gestures and sounds.
"We're doomed!" said Mayor West.
"Noooooooo!" Homer screamed. "We're out of donuts!"
"That's it!" Lisa had an idea.
"Why did we let a little girl into the war room..." said a captain to another.
...
Helicopters over head carried giant donuts.
"Ooooooh! Donuts!" said the clones making Wallace from Wallace and Gromit hand gestures.
They followed the donuts to a deep canyon and fell off down it to their deaths. They screamed D'oh repeatedly as they fell.
...
That night, Marge and Homer celebrated the end of the Homer plague with sexy time. However Marge noticed Homer had no belly button.
"You're a clone!" Marge gasped.
"Real Homer was the first to fall..." explained the clone.
Marge was sad Homer died, but made out with the clone anyway.
The end!
Plot 2
The Fright to Creep and Scare Arms
In a graveyard.
"And now we return Goldie the goldfish to the ground. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." Bart and Lisa were burying a dead goldfish.
Bart and Lisa then start reading the gravestones. "William H Bonney. I dream of a world without guns" Lisa read a gravestone. "I do too William." Lisa sighed.
"NRA! NRA! NRA!" Oscar chanted.
"Oscar!" Lisa yelled.
Lisa sighed.
"I do too William..." She agreed to get rid of guns for William H Bonney.
"Lisa has a dead boyfriend! Lisa has a dead boyfriend!" Bart chanted teasing her.
"I do not! He just happens to be a boy, who is dead, that I agree with his request for a world without guns. Perhaps we might have other things in common," Lisa explained herself.
"Lisa has a dead boyfriend!" Bart chanted.
"Shut up!" Lisa yelled.
"NRA! NRA!" Oscar chanted.
"You Shut up too!" Lisa snapped.
They went home to to tell their parents of the crusade.
"What?!" Homer gasped. He was a staunch supporter of the second amendment.
"Dad please!" Lisa begged.
"Nuh uh! If we didn't have guns the king of England could just march right in here now and poke everyone about and tell them what to do!" Homer retorted. "Uh! You want that?! Uh?" He poked her.
"No! Ow! Dad! Ow! Quit it!"
"Homer... We don't have a king anymore... Until Charles gets coronated... We have a Queen! Elizabeth and she's nice!" said Oscar.
"We really wanted to know that, Limey boy..." Homer groaned.
"Hey I'm on your side, fatso! NRA! NRA!" Oscar retorted and chanted about the NRA.
"Oh not this again!" Marge groaned.
"Yes this again! You! You Democrat!" Homer snapped.
...
The old times of the wild, Wild West! Yeehaw!
In a saloon town of saloons and sheriff's offices and um wooden buildings.
A young boy ran around shooting everyone!
"Die! Die! Die!" yelled the boy.
"Billy stop killing people!" said his mother. Actually his mother probably died young and wasn't around to raise him. That's probably why he became an outlaw.
Billy Joel sang a song about When Billy the Kid came to town. It was a theme tune to a cheesy western.
Billy was portrayed in 1911 by Edna Foster. That's a girl's name! Oh shoot! There's a cross dressing Billy the kid! Damn you!
Crispy Donald Aka Donald Crisp was baffled. He's called that because he got burnt by a flamethrower.
Billy then stole someone's laundry!
"Hey my garments!" some guy yelled.
Bob Dylan was in another adaptation. Presumably he sang. I hate it when singers or recording artists don't sing in movies they act in.
There was also an adaptation with Zod in it!
"Kneel! Kneel before Zod!" Zod yelled.
Bart's cowboy ancestor The Kid With No Mame, grimaced exasperated.
Billy was with killed by Sheriff Pat Garret or more likely, one of his own friends apparently betrayed him and shot him.
But he was known for being an outlaw at a very young age. Hence his nickname Billy the Kid.
Then Billy from Endsville wanted him to be his ancestor. No Billy!
"Yeehaw! I'm Billy the kid!" said Billy the idiot of Endsville.
"Billy you're not homicidal enough..." said Mandy.
"I can be, whatever you just said!" said Billy.
"Look Billy! Pie!" said the narrator.
"I like Pie!" Billy yelled.
Okay back to Billy the kid... Well he was a kid and he killed people.
...
Lisa has a speech at the graveyard. Protesting that guns be banned.
Also Officer Lou admitted he had enormous genitals. Lou we don't want to know about that!
"If not for guns, poor William Bonney might've become a doctor or a senator. Or a frustrated novelist." said Lisa.
Everyone heard annoyed and angry ranting.
Edgar Allen Poe as a zombie was frustrated.
"Um like Edgar over there." said Lisa baffled.
"Ha, ha, sure." said Wiggum sarcastically.
"But people! Please here me out!" Lisa whined.
"Certainly not missy! Why gosh darn it I love my guns!" said Rich Texan.
Homer huffed annoyed while brandishing the shotgun he killed Zombie Flanders with in Treehouse of Horror III.
Oscar frowned at Lisa while twirling his handguns about.
Hugo had a ray gun.
Lisa sighed.
"The point is let's stop the madness and ban guns now." said Lisa.
"Madness..." said Oscar.
"No, Oz!" Bart groaned.
"THIS IS SPRINGFIELD!" Oscar Sparta! kicked Lisa off stage.
...
However for the sake of the story Lisa got her way and guns were outlawed.
Homer, Oscar and Rich Texan groaned.
Everyone threw their guns away. Including Moe and his shotgun, Rich Texan and his guns, Herman and his guns, Homer tearfully got rid of his shotgun and Oscar threw away his entire collection of guns, which was a lot by the way.
The town even recycled guns to make playground equipment like slides.
"Wheeeeee! This slide is bumpy!" said Ralph.
"I'm just sad that William H Bonney is not alive to see this..." Lisa sighed.
"Oh but I am!" came a Texan voice.
Everyone gasped.
"William H Bonney?!" Lisa gasped.
"You're alive!" Oscar said happily.
"Better known as Billy the Kid!" said zombie Billy the Kid while sat on a zombie horse.
"Coooool!" said Bart.
Oscar gulped. Billy the kid was a violent killer when alive...
"And I'd like to introduce the Hole in ground gang!" said Billy. "Frank James and his brother Jesse James. (Two zombie cowboys arrived on zombie horses) Butch Cassidy." Butch arrived.
"What about the Sundance kid?" Moe asked.
"What about the Sundance kid?" Butch mimicked him. "We're not joined at the hip!"
"We were!" said Hugo with his arm across Bart's shoulder in a chummy manner.
"And Kaiser Wilhelm of Prussia!" said Billy.
Kaiser Wilhelm arrived.
"He's not a cowboy!" said Bart.
"Yeah, he ain't no cowboy!" said Butch Cassidy.
"Ja I am! Um, yippee yippee!" said Kaiser Wilhelm trying to yeehaw.
"Eh close enough." said Billy the kid.
"Hey Kaiser! Give us back our number twenty!" Abe yelled.
"Nein!" Kaiser Wilhelm had stolen the number twenty.
"Anyway, because of Lisa's help the only guns are in my cold dead hands..." The zombie cowboy laughed evilly. "We're running this town now! Yeehaw!" Billy shot his guns up into the air.
"Your proposal is acceptable." said Edgar the alien cockroach.
Bart winced exasperated at Edgar. Look every time someone mentions guns in their cold dead hands, I am referencing Men in Black! Okay?!
Lisa gulped nervously.
...
The zombies gathered everyone in Moe's to provide them with old fashioned merriment.
"Now what, Billy?" Lisa asked scared.
"Now play us some piano!" said Billy the Kid.
Homer started playing classical music.
"I said Piano! Not Pian-ee!" Billy yelled and discharged his gun.
Homer in fear played cheery saloon music.
"And you two kids! Sing and old folk song while dancing a merry jig! Now!" Billy yelled.
Bart and Lisa started singing Calf's in the field so sneak up slow, grab 'im by the tail and go. While dancing. "Please don't hurt our family!"
The cowboys shot the ground at their feet making them dance in fear.
"Homer we've got to do something!" said Marge.
"I know let me do a solo!" said Homer.
"No! Don't do anything stupid!" said Marge.
Suddenly someone pulled Homer into the bathroom.
"Whoa!"
"Ah! Professor Frink?!" Homer gasped.
"Ah hoy! I have developed a time machine to save us both!" He had a tiny hand held time machine.
They went back in time to the beginning of Lisa's speech about getting rid of guns.
"If a William hadn't been mercilessly gun downed he may have grown up to be a doctor, senator or a frustrated novelist!"
The frustrated Edgar Allen Poe zombie was growling again.
Homer rolled his eyes.
...
"No stop!" said Homer.
"Dad?!" Lisa asked.
"I am from the future! Where getting rid of guns as caused a zombie cowboy invasion! Follow me!" said Homer. He led them to the graveyard and instructed them to shoot the ground in front of the graves.
"Dad! What are you doing?!" Lisa yelled.
"How do I explain this to an eight year old..." Homer pondered. "Future daddy has to rekill dead people so they don't come back as zombies and take over town like bad future!"
Billy and the other zombies crawled out of their graves and ran away being shot at by the angry townsfolk.
"Take that you lousy zombies!" said Moe shooting at them.
"I guess guns can be used for good..." Lisa sighed.
Oscar smirked.
Suddenly a Homer from further in the future with an even more high tech time machine box appeared.
"Wait! I am Homer from even further in the future! A future where guns have destroyed humanity in a terrible war!" said future Homer.
Moe shot him dead. "That's enough of that bungus! I'm going to find some cave chicks to make out with! See ya folks!" Moe took the dead Homer's time machine and went back in time.
"Well that was just weird! I hope we haven't wrecked the future!" Lisa commented.
"We'll be fine..." Homer replied.
"Can I borrow the time machine? Huh? Can I?" Oscar asked.
"No! You'll only screw around with it!" said Homer.
Oscar sighed.
The end!
Plot 3
The Island of Dr Hibbert
The Simpsons are flying on holiday to the island of lost souls.
"Cooooool!" said Bart.
"Hmmmm, that's a rather ominous name for an island..." Marge was concerned.
"Nonsense! Look! It's shaped like a smiley face!" said Homer looking out the window. They were approaching an island shaped like a skull!
Meanwhile on a flying saucer in outer space...
"That pathetic human island is shaped like our number four! Makes you think doesn't it?" said Kang the alien to Kodos.
"When do we get another story? It's like no one takes us seriously anymore!" said Kodos.
Elsewhere the Simpsons arrived at the island of lost souls. They were greeted by someone familiar.
"Ehehehe!" laughed Dr Hibbert wearing a smart suit.
"Dr Hibbert?!" asked the Simpsons in shock.
"Dr Hibbert..." Hugo snarled angrily.
"What are you doing here?" Bart asked.
"Well, it's a long story. After I was cast out from the medical profession for our little incident with Hugo I moved to this Island to live in solitude." said Dr Hibbert. "Anyhow, you look exhausted. Willie take our guests' bags for them! There's a good fellow."
Willie as some sort of ape man took the Simpsons' bags quite aggressively and grunted before heading off.
The Simpsons were quite unnerved despite Hibbert assuring them.
"Oh don't worry. The worst he would do to you is slobber on you." said Dr Hibbert.
"That's Scotsmen for ya..." said Homer.
"Dad, don't you notice something rather odd?" Lisa asked.
"Like Groundskeeper Willie disappeared one day and now he turns up with Dr Hibbert as an ape man?" Bart added.
"Come along everyone! Ehehehe!" said Dr Hibbert.
They reluctantly followed Dr Hibbert. Suddenly there were eyes watching them but the larger set of eyes ate the smaller set. They made a muffled cry while being eaten.
"What was that?" Marge asked unnerved.
"It's nothing darling... come on..." Homer brushed it off and they went into Dr Hibbert's house.
...
Dr Hibbert made them a turkey dinner. The turkey was Professor Frink...
"Now for a lovely nerd- I mean bird! Care for a leg? Ehehehe!" Dr Hibbert cut a leg from the Frink turkey.
"Ah! Gobble gobble! The pain is excruciating!" Screamed Frink the turkey. "With the basting, the butterballs and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik!"
Lisa lost her appetite. "Uh Dr Hibbert. I'm vegetarian now. I can't eat meat!"
"Oh my! I have been gone for a while!" Dr Hibbert gasped. "By the way how are Ned and Maude doing?"
"Uh, Maude died..." Marge replied.
"Oh dreadful news!" said Dr Hibbert mournfully. But then he chuckled.
...
After they ate Frink...
"Ahehehe! Tonight's entertainment is Marlon Brando films." Dr Hibbert laughed.
"We get it... this is a parody of The Island dot Dr Moreau starring Marlon Brando..." Hugo sighed. "Unfortunately I'm the only member of my family that sat through it..."
That night while everyone was sleeping Marge sneaked out and went about trying to find something unusual on the island. She came to a containment building where she could hear animal noises from inside. The building was labled with keep out sighs. Someone obviously didn't want it to be found.
"House of Pain. This must be where they make you pay the bills! (Giggles) Why am I so funny when no one's around?" said Marge.
"Oh I'm around!" said Dr Hibbert holding her in a threatening manner.
She screamed as he laughed evilly.
Meanwhile Homer was sleeping.
Marge as a panther sneaked into the bedroom and joined him under the covers.
"Ooooh! Someone's frisky tonight!" said Homer. They had rather violent er sex with her scratching him with her claws... Eeeeew!
Their sex noises woke Bart who was in a shared dorm with Lisa, Maggie, Hugo and Oscar. Each with their own bed. "Quiet you!" Bart yelled and threw an old boot into Homer and Marge's room. His mom as a panther yelped when the shoe hit her.
Then Marge saw a bird And leapt on it and killed it and then ate it.
"Oh my god! She's become some sort of wild animal! Which I strongly suspected during the sex..." said Homer.
...
Homer sneaked out and found the house of pain. "Oh! How delightful!" said Homer. "There must be something in there to turn Marge back to normal."
"I think that's the last building we should go anywhere near..." Oscar winced.
Homer went inside and looked around but found nothing. Except Flanders.
"Oh hi diddly Homer!" said Ned.
"Oh crap! Now this holiday is ruined!" Homer groaned.
"Homer can you do me one insy little favour?" Ned asked.
"What is it..." Homer asked.
"Milk meeeeee!" Ned came out of a stable to reveal he was now a cow centaur... er...
"Eeeeew!" Homer groaned. "Okay fine..."
"Hey that doesn't make sense! You're a man Mr Flanders!" said Oscar. Then he realised the implications of what Dr Hibbert had done to make him into a girl cow... "I'm gonna be sick..." he ran off to throw up.
Homer milked him, but he was enjoying it a little too much. "Mmmhmmm! That feels good!" said Ned.
"Hey! No enjoying this! Ugh this is so wrong on so many levels!" said Homer.
...
Homer then rode Bed across the island looking out for anything unusual. But mostly he just sang the lion sleeps tonight with new lyrics. "In the jungle! The mighty jungle! Homer rides a freak! A wimba way! A wimba way!"
"Ssssh! I hear something!" said Ned.
They came to a clearing where various citizens of Springfield had gathered. However they were all animal hybrids. Comic book guy as a satyr goat hybrid made himself the leader and called for attention with a horn.
"She beasts and gentlefolk! I call upon tonight's meeting of the manimals! Our circle is almost complete except for one of our long time friends, Homer Simpson!" said Comic book guy as Homer arrived. Shocked by what he saw.
"What the?! Comic book guy? Apu! Wiggum! Disco Stu?!" Apu was a possum, the wiggums were pigs, the Skinners were a kangaroo and Joey etc.
"That's Disco Shrew now!" Disco Shrew danced to music.
"I'm a dog!" said Ralph as a peacock hybrid wearing a smart jacket. His colourful feathers fanned out as a big fan.
Oscar laughed hysterically. "Hehehe! He thinks he's a dog..."
"Where's my family?" Homer asked.
"Over here Dad!" said Bart as a spider. He spun Eat my shorts! in his spiderweb. Marge was a panther still. Maggie was an anteater and Lisa was an owl. She grabbed Maggie in her talons.
"Lisa! What are you doing!?" Homer stopped her.
"Playing a game..." Lisa replied.
"What kind..." Homer asked frowning.
"Eat Maggie?" Lisa replied.
"Eeeew!" Homer let Lisa fly off and put Maggie down.
"She beasts and animal folk. It has come to my attention that some of you are still wearing clothes! Please remove them and add them to the bonfire and embrace your animal nudity!" said Comic Book Guy as a satyr.
"Okay, but I'm keeping the vest on. I still have my dignity..." said Wiggum as a pig. "Oh garbage!" He ate some garbage and miscellaneous gunk like a pig would. "Oh a toe nail!"
"I'm gonna be sick..." Monkey Oscar groaned and swung off somewhere on a vine to be sick.
Homer then protested at what the people had become now that they were freaky animal hybrids.
However they liked the way they are now.
"I'm pretty!" said Ralph as a peacock hybrid wearing a smart jacket.
Dr Hibbert arrived chuckling. He was wearing Mr Burns as a fox around his neck.
"Ah! Mr Burns is a fox! Ahahahaha!" Homer laughed.
"With a foxy new attitude!" said Bart as a spider.
Dr Hibbert explained his work. "I've been working on regaining my title as a doctor. But now as a doctor in mutagenics! Ehehehe!" Think of it Homer, if Shakespeare had the eyes of an eagle or could spray like a skunk at his critics!"
"But all you do is eat! And sleep! And mate! And sleep! And roll around in your own filth and... Where do I sign up?" said Homer.
...
Homer was now a walrus. He was much happier now.
"Isn't life much more wonderful! I can even give back massages with my teeth!" said Homer. "How about it baby?" He stroked Marge with his tusks and she purred.
"They're tusks Dad..." Lisa explained.
"Anyway... Happy Halloween everybody!" said Oscar as a monkey hybrid. He grunted and hooted like a monkey as everyone said happy Halloween to the fourth wall.
Epilogue
Dr Hibbert is having second thoughts and is researching a way to turn everyone back to normal.
Meanwhile Oscar has a rather weird request of Bart and has allowed himself to be caught in his web. Bart has just finished spinning a cocoon around him.
"Uh why do you want to be caught in my web again?" Bart asks.
"I just have a thing for being captured by giant spiders..." said Oscar. "Now if you were a clown spider that would be cool!"
Bart rolled his eyes.
