"When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes." Wiz says.

"And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two!" Boomstick chimes in as we see an image of both combatants standing face to face, lip to lips and boobs to boobs.

Jaune immediately closed his legs on seeing this while Weiss groaned.

"Great, now we have to deal with Boomstick being a pervert all episode." She says.

Even Ren was looking a little red as he got a look at the image in front of him.

"Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world." Wiz introduces Chun-Li.

"Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters." Boomstick introduces Mai.

"Quite the titles to live up to." Pyrrha says.

"Ah, I bet I could give 'em a run for their money." Yang says.

"She'll never be queen of the castle!" Nora says, referring to Mai.

"He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle."

"Chun-Li, first lady of the fighting game." Wiz introduces arguably the most famous fighting game female.

"Famous for abusing the Thighmaster." Boomstick jokes as we see an image of Chun-Li throwing a kick with her powerful legs.

"Holy Darkstalker, look at those legs!" Ruby yells.

"I know who never skips leg day." Yang says.

"I respect my fellow thunder thighs!" Nora says.

"Chun-Li is a detective for Interpol, and has gone through a rudimentary police combat training. She has also trained with Gen, a friend of her father's and legend of the Chinese fighting underworld." Wiz explains.

"But she never did finish her training with him. Does anyone ever finish their training? Seriously! Well, I guess it's not totally her fault. After Bison killed her dad, Gen just kinda disappeared on her. What a dick." Boomstick says.

Ruby and Yang couldn't help but feel for her in that respect.

"She lost her dad and then her mentor just abandoned her?" Ruby asked.

"Seriously, dick move." Yang says, with a hint of venom in her voice. She knows what its like to lose a parent and be abandoned by another.

"Since then, Chun-Li's been chasing after Bison for vengeance." Wiz says. "She has trained in defense of Tai Chi and is skilled in a fast paced kickboxing variant of Kenpo. She prefers speed over strength, using a combination of rapid strikes to pressure an opponent."

"And if you can't tell by looking at 'em, her legs are pretty damn powerful. She can even kick people through solid brick." Boomstick says. "Still, her strength doesn't just lie in those legs. She's strong enough to toss things around as big as a couch."

"Her main attacks include the unbelievably fast Lightning Legs, the unpredictable Axe Kick, and the physics-defying Spinning Bird Kick."

"I wouldn't mind taking a ride on that helicopter!"

"Ugh, gross." Weiss says.

"She's a very impressive fight. It sounds like she might actually be the strongest woman in the world." Blake says.

"Pfft, I can pick up a couch, too." Yang says, feeling a little jealous.

"She can also focus her natural Chi energy to create the Kikoken, a slow, limited ranged attack." Wiz says.

"And the Kikosho is basically a super version of that: an enormous ball of energy strong enough to stop a speeding car." Boomstick explains.

"Her detective skills were instrumental in taking down the criminal organization, Shadaloo; and after the tournaments, Chun-Li became a martial arts teacher. However, she has yet to win any major tournament, and failed to kill Bison to avenge her father. She was able to rescue one of her students from Urien, but turns out Urien let her win, wanting to test her skills."

"Ah, so she's not invincible it seems." Ren says.

"It's shocking how an impressive. warrior hasn't been able to win a tournament. How strong are the people in her world?" Weiss asks.

"Ah, fooey, she's still cool!" Ruby says.

"Also, it seems Chun ends up having to be rescued a lot. Usually by Guile." Boomstick says.

"Oddly enough, her most noble award is placing sixth in an International Shooting Competition, despite rarely carrying a gun." Wiz explains.

"Well, I guess things wouldn't be too fair if she brought a gun to a Street Fight. Round One… BANG! WINNER!" Boomstick jokes.

"I mean, we're all fast enough to dodge bullets, I think… apart from maybe Jaune. No offense." Yang says.

"None taken." Jaune replies.

"Despite this, Chun-Li is certainly capable of holding her own, and has been consistently proven to be one of the toughest contenders in the Street Fighter tournaments." Wiz says.

"You ready for this?" Chun-Li says, getting into a fighting pose.

"I would love to take her on." Yang says.

"I would pay to see that." Ruby says.

"Mai Shiranui is… well…" Wiz starts to say, perhaps getting distracted by the fact that a sexy image of Mai is shown onscreen.

"Holy crap, look at those things!" Boomstick reacts to Mai's large "personality."

"My sentiments exactly! Holy cahunas!" Nora says while Jaune and even both get a slight nosebleed.

"It's okay, girls, you're fine just the way you are?" Yang says to her own pair.

"Hmph. Showoff." Weiss says.

"Sounds like someone is jealous." Nora points out.

"Wha-wha- what? How dare you!" Weiss responds.

"I'm confused, what is he talking about?" Ruby asks.

"How could you miss them…?" Jaune says, mesmerized.

"Mai is a ninja of the Shiranui Clan and has been trained by both her grandfather and the perverted, yet famously deadly, Jubei Yomato." Wiz explains.

"He brought a whole new meaning to 'wax on, wax off'!" Boomstick says as we see footage of said pervy trainer groping Mai who only reacts with bewilderment.

The girls react with disgust and confusion, each making a different face. Nora facepalms, Pyrrha covering her mouth, Ruby covering her eyes, Yang has her mouth hanging open, Blake has her tongue sticking out, and Weiss has one eye twitching.

"She has extensive training in the Shiranui-ryuu fighting styles. From her grandfather, Mai learned the Koppo-ken technique, specializing in pressure points and bone snapping. With Jubei, Mai trained in close combat Judo." Wiz says.

"Mai's pretty fast, but focuses on single powerful strikes to punch through an enemy's defenses. The only downside to this is if she misses one, she's left wide open." Boomstick says with a chuckle.

"That would be less than desirable." Pyrrha says.

"She better hope she doesn't miss with Chun-Li." Ruby says.

"Ah, you two are so cute." Nora says, referring to the fact they didn't even notice Boomstick's pervy chuckle.

"Her Flying Squirrel Furiante and Deadly Ninja Bee attacks help her control the field of battle, and she uses clever fake-outs to trip up her foes." Wiz says.

"And she has an unlimited amount of steel fans she can throw, which I guess she keeps in her non-existent bra." Boomstick jokes.

"That's right."

"Really? I was just making a joke about her giant boobs."

"What I would give to be those fans." Jaune thinks to himself.

"Is that a common thing for… well endowed women?" Weiss asks.

"Yeah, I do it all the time." Yang says as she pulls her scroll out of her top.

"Speaking of her… outfit…"

"Or lack thereof."

"While it's unrestricted, it isn't exactly form fitting either. However, as a testament to her training and balance, it doesn't seem to bother her. She wears it for Kunoichi, a female ninja method of sensually distracting a foe before striking." Wiz explains the last bit as we see an animation of Mai bent forward towards the camera with her breasts swaying back and forth.

"...I'm sorry, what? I was distracted." Boomstick says.

"Nevermind."

Jaune's eyes swayed with them.

"Well… they are a little distracting…" Blake said as her eyes also swayed with them.

"Okay! Mai can create fire and explosions, and she can control whatever fire she's created." Boomstick mentions.

"Ooh, a fellow fire user. I can dig it." Yang says.

"Mai consistently enters the King of Fighters tournaments to support herself, and her claimed fiance, Andy Bogard." Wiz says. "However, she has yet to win any major tournament, nor has she ever made a great impact in taking down the bosses."

"Or taking down Andy!"

"Much like Chun-Li. She has yet to win a tournament." Blake says.

"Maybe they'll get there someday." Pyrrha said hopefully.

"She always does well, though, even joining Andy's award winning team in 1999." Wiz says.

"Even so, she ends up having to be rescued a lot, usually by Andy. But for some reason, I don't seem to mind." Boomstick says.

"Mai Shiranui of the Shiranui School must teach you a lesson." Mai says, pointing her fans to someone offscreen.

"Strongest Woman in the World vs Queen of Fighters. Sounds like a good fight to me." Yang says. "I gotta go with my fellow fire user, Mai."

"I gotta go with thunder thighs herself!" Nora says.

"Who do you have winning this, boys?" Yang asked with interest.

"Chun-Li, I think she is the stronger of the two, and the better fighter." Ren says.

"Mai…" Jaune answered.

"Any reason why?" Yang asks.

"...No."

"Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all." Wiz says.

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!" Boomstick shouts.

Mai Shiranui awaits her opponent in the middle of a deep forest. Chun-Li walks up and Mai gives her a respectful bow.

"Well, they at least seem to have respect for each other." Blake says.

"I feel like that's where the mutuality ends." Pyrrha says.

FIGHT!

Chun-Li starts off with a Kikoken, but due to the slow movement and limited range of the projectile, Mai easily rolls under it and starts delivering a fast barrage of low strikes and the Folding Fan Fandango, ending with a dropkick to knock back Chun-Li. She pauses for a moment before charging in to finish off her opponent.

However, Chun-Li recovers and springs to her feet, kicking Mai in the face. She then flips over Mai's attempted Ryu En Bu Attack and throws her back. Just as Mai gets back up, Chun-Li charges in with her Axe Kick, followed by several hard blows, and her Lightning Leg Attack.

"Mai seems faster, which makes sense considering her ninja training." Blake points out.

"I'm not sure she wants to get into a fist fight with Chun-Li though." Ren says.

Realizing that close combat with Chun-Li is not favorable, Mai gets some distance and throws out three of her Hacho San (Butterfly Fans) with the third being powered by her pyrokinesis. She also leaps in. Chun-Li blocks the first two fans but is unable to block the third fiery one and Mai's simultaneous fire strike from above, taking both hits and an extra strike. Mai then attempts a fake-out with her Flying Squirrel Furiante, but Chun-Li anticipates the move and lets loose with a powered up version of her Lightning Legs, causing Mai to take heavy damage and knocking her down. Chun-Li charges in but Mai manages to recover, flips over Chun-Li and trips her with a sweep kick.

"She tried to fake her out and Chun-Li saw it coming." Ruby realizes.

"Very smart on Chun-Li's part." Weiss says.

"Mai needs to use ranged attacks and her pyrokinesis. It may be her only chance." Pyrrha says.

Mai changes her strategy and begins leading Chun-Li in a chase up the tall trees. Each time they pass each other they exchange blows, but Mai manages to get another pyrokinetic strike, knocking Chun-Li down. Chun-Li retaliates and catches Mai off guard with her Spinning Bird Kick.

"Chun-Li is relentless. Every time, Mai tries to get some distance, Chun-Li comes up with something to retaliate." Blake says.

"Ah, I gotta learn how to do that." Nora says.

"I bet Pyrrha could learn how to do that." Jaune says.

"Oh, stop you flatter me." Pyrrha says.

"Come on Mai, you gotta do something!" Yang says.

Mai is left dazed on a large tree limb, as Chun-Li lands and pauses to build up her ki to finish off her opponent. This is Chun-Li's final mistake as it is just enough time for Mai to recover and roll out of the way. Chun-Li's Kikosha Attack misses, and Mai uses her legs to grab Chun-Li's head, slamming her into the tree limb, and then kick her into another tree. As Chun-Li falls, Mai follows her down in a fiery rolling attack, slamming into her opponent as she hits the forest floor. With Chun-Li standing in a fiery daze, Mai uses her pyrokinetic powers to engulf Chun-Li in a huge explosion of fire, leaving nothing but a charred skeleton.

Everyone's jaws dropped, everyone's but Blake and Yang's.

"What?" Weiss says, astonished.

"But she had the fight in hand. What happened?" Nora asks.

"Chun-Li allowed Mai enough time to turn the tide. Mai's ninja background makes her faster and more quickly to react. Simply put, Chun-Li gave her opening and she took it." Blake explains.

"Firepower for the win! Poor Chun-Li though…" Yang says.

K.O.!

"Nihon'ichi!" Mai says in celebration, which translates to "Number One!"

"Boobs win!" Boomstick announces.

"Chun-Li may be a bit tougher and quicker than Mai, and her professional training even prepared her for the fake-out ruse. However, her arsenal pales in comparison to that of Mai's. With her pyrokinesis and steel fans, Mai had superior range and energy based attacks." Wiz explains.

"And while Chun's a beast in close corners combat, her straightforward approach was a bad matchup against Mai's ninja training."

"It was certainly a close match, but Mai's nimbleness and firepower eventually won out."

"Chun-Li's never looked hotter."

"The winner is Mai Shiranui."

"That was a good match." Weiss says.

"You're not kidding…" Jaune says.

Pyrrha couldn't help but get a little jealous by Jaune's of the two female combatants in this episode.