Bart Simpson's day off Bart and Milhouse truant from school causing Leopold the assistant superintendent to go after them! Meanwhile Homer has promised to take Marge out somewhere nice in her finest Sunday dress but ends up taking her to a prison auction where he buys Snake's car, Little Bandit. However Snake is not happy and wants his car back...
PlotMilhouse is in line to get on the school bus wondering where Bart is.
"Wiggle Puppy likes you!" said Ralph holding an invisible dog on a leash novelty toy. It moved about as if an actual invisible dog was pulling on it.
Milhouse sighed.
Someone pulls him into the bushes. "Hyeeeerrrk!" That someone is Bart.
Bart hushes him.
Bart announces their plan to cut school today.
"But Bart if Leopold finds out we're screwed! And becides it's a school trip to the carnival today! It'll be a fun day with no lessons!" said Milhouse.
"School is still school..." said Bart. "Leopold doesn't scare me!"
"I dunno Bart..." Milhouse stammered.
Bart glared at him. Milhouse really didn't want him killing Walter again so he relented.
Once the bus had left, because Otto never bothered to count the students, Bart and Milhouse went to their local haunts. Starting with the kwik e mart.
They each bought a pink (raspberry flavour) squishee each.
However Bart saw Leopold approaching the store so they left via the back entrance and hid in the alley. Once Leopold was preoccupied shopping they left to drink their squishees.
However...
"Oh hello Mr Leopold sir! Your usual?" Apu asked.
"No just this car magazine." said Leopold.
"Are you on truancy duty today?" Apu asked.
"Of course I am! I am always on duty!" said Leopold.
"Because there are two young delinquents outside right now." said Apu.
Bart could hear Apu from an open window. "Oh thanks Apu!"
Bart and Milhouse had to skedaddle as Leopold angrily bursted out of the shop.
"You can't hide from me! Your asses are mine!" Leopold snarled as he chased after them.
"We are so dead!" Bart whined as they ran for their lives.
...
Elsewhere, Matthew Broderick played a teenager skiving off school with a phoney illness to go gallivanting with his girlfriend and a friend who has access to his Dad's sports car. And Ben Stein from the Mask and Son of the Mask was his teacher.
"Bueller... Bueller..." Ben Stein droned on and on.
A student was fast asleep and drooling.
"Oh no Timmy! The Head Pixie is a teacher!" said Wanda. Timmy and his fairies were outside spying on the students and the teacher for some reason.
"Now all your textbooks are a delightfully drab grey." said the teacher portrayed by Ben Stein.
"To me he's Rosebud the demon." said Earthworm Jim.
And convicted pedophile Jeffrey Jones was the evil no nonsense principal. Apparently trying to stop your students constantly truanting is evil..."
"Well it is..." said Bart.
Then again Jeffrey Jones is a pedophile...
Bart screamed.
Then coke and crack addict Charlie Sheen was Boy in the police station. Yes... at the time this movie was new Charlie wasn't a famous crack/coke addict. But Iron Man's Robert Downey Jr was! In fact Charlie was still in school!
There was also a Larry "Flash" Jenkins in this film. I assume he is a hybrid of Leroy Jenkins and Flash Gordon.
Bart face palmed.
There was also a Shermanite. A race of Sherman Peabodys from Peabody and Sherman. The race also included Jay Shermans...
"This movie stinks!" said Jay Sherman.
Mr Rooney's office.
"I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him." said the evil principal.
Well I don't trust you with kids! Sick freak!
A kid was running down the hallway.
"Out of my way, Nerdlinger." He yelled.
"No running! Or I'll have you in my office. For a little chat..." said Ed Rooney being creepy.
The boy screamed. "Agh! Pedo Principal!"
...
Meanwhile Homer took Marge out somewhere in her finest Sunday dress, on a weekday...
"This better be worth you calling off sick from work..." Marge grumbled.
"It will be honey..." said Homer.
However they went to a prison auction where all the inmates stuff was being auctioned.
"I put on my finest Sunday dress and hat for this?!" Marge gasped.
"Come on, we've got a day out right?!" Homer replied.
Marge grumbled.
Homer then saw a bright red sports car being sold at auction. "Ooooh!" He really wanted it. He brought it.
When Marge saw it she cheered up a little.
"Well it is rather sexy looking! Homer Simpson you devil!" Marge said with a giggle.
Homer smiled.
"Let's drive it around town!" said Homer. They drove off. However Homer wasn't using the accelerator properly and was damaging the car.
"Little Bandit nooo!" Snake yelled. He got angry and broke out of prison.
"I don't know what's gotten into him..." Sideshow Bob said to Ice Pick.
Later all the inmates got letters.
Sideshow Bob got letters from his wine club. Yeah he's in a weird Freemasons like wine club where they try wine. However it ended up being more like a top secret Masonic society and one guy just wanted to drink...
"Hello? Oh yes, thank you for writing, Brother Peabody." Sideshow Bob was writing.
Meanwhile in Jumanji...
Peter winced at Uncle Frasier. Bebe Neuwirth is Lillian in Cheers/Frasier!
"Only Judy calls me Peabody..." said Peter.
Frasier sighed.
Tom Petty was still missing his toe.
"Well I'm not looking for a toe..." said Peter sighing.
"Come on Peabody, let's see how Alan's doing." said Judy.
...
Meanwhile Bart and Milhouse got up to all sorts of hijinks. They managed to get some disguises to escape from Leopold by dressing up as hippies.
"Excuse me. Have you seen two worthless little punks found here?" Leopold asked them. Apparently he can't tell they're kids in silly costumes.
"Nope! No kids around here man!" said Bart.
"No! We haven't seen Bart or-Mmmmmph!"
Milhouse nearly broke their cover when Leopold asked if they saw any kids running around but Bart gagged him.
"Nope, no kids around here! Just us grown ups!" said Bart.
Leopold fell for their ruse and went off elsewhere.
"Quiet you numbskull!" Bart hissed at Milhouse.
However Bart and Milhouse nearly got ran over by Grampa in a circus Shriner mini cart.
"Bart?!" Grampa gasped.
"Grampa?" Bart gasped.
"Hey get outta the road!" said Jasper.
Suddenly Leopold heard them.
"I knew you were too good looking to be Cher!" Leopold yelled as he ran after them.
"Get in!" Grampa yelled as they drove off surprisingly fast for a circus Shriner mini car.
"Grrrrr! You won't get away that easily!" Leopold yelled angrily.
They drove off, easily losing him.
"Bart am I pretty?" Milhouse dressed as a hippy lady asked.
Bart winced and gawked at him feeling very uncomfortable!
"Milhouse, never, ever ask me questions like that, ever again!"
I swear he's secretly gay or something!
...
Meanwhile Bart wasn't the only one in trouble for truanting.
Ferris Bueller, his girlfriend he got out of school on bereavement allowance by saying in her mother's voice in a phoney phone call that her father had died. And his friend never goes in anyway drove them about town in his dad's red sports car while they were pursued by their rather sinister no nonsense principal who is just doing his job yet we're rooting for the naughty schoolboy ditching school...
"Aaaaaaagh! Leave us alone you sick child molester!" Ferris Bueller screamed.
"That hasn't happened yet!" The sinister principal yelled.
"Also are you the same guy as that guy in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers with the alien scream?" Oscar asked.
"No that's someone else but we do look alike." said Jeffrey Jones.
"That's Donald Sutherland you fool!" said Ferris Bueller's friend driving his dad's sports car.
Oscar frowned.
Elsewhere at the carnival.
"Hugo where's your brother got to?" Mrs Krabappel asked Hugo.
"I haven't the foggiest idea Mrs K." said Hugo.
Martin was watching the carnival.
"Ah... Gizzus a beer! No drunk! I'm not officer, I swear!" A fat drunk lady with chocolate smeared across her face was stumbling about drunk.
"Aaaaaaargh! The scary, harsh reality of life!" Oscar screamed.
"Oscar stop screaming..." the third grade teacher Ms McConnell sighed.
Sticky-fingers Stella, the third grade teacher of the other third grade class. Each grade is split into two classes. Well, Sticky-Fingers Stella was pick pocketing.
One of the third graders of the other class frowned at her.
Mrs Krabappel smoked a cigarette. No need to worry, Bart and Milhouse will turn up later. She told herself. Of course they'll be in so much trouble.
...
Meanwhile Homer had to refuel. However he used the wrong fuel apparently as his new car made odd noises.
"She needs premium man! Premium!" Snake yelled as they drove off.
He then set about various plans to get his car back.
Whilst Grampa dropped Bart and Milhouse outside of town, they thanked him and headed off somewhere to hide until home time. Grampa and Jasper were in hot water as well because they broke out of the old people's home and stole a Shriner mini car from Krustylu studios.
Meanwhile Homer had dropped off Marge at home so he could go to Moe's. However instead he decided to challenge Skinner to a drag race.
"Mr Simpson, my car only goes up to 70 miles an hour!" said Skinner.
"Wimp!" Homer replied revving his engine.
"Fine..." Skinner agreed to a drag race. Homer of course speed off faster than him.
Meanwhile Marge got a job working for Lionel Hutz as an estate agent selling houses!
"What the?!" Marge asked.
"Yes Marge... I'm uh suspended from lawyering and attorney work so I'm running an Estate Agent business." said Lionel Hutz. I have no fricken clue why a lawyer is an estate agent for one episode!
Also George Bush Snr was nice to the Simpsons at the end of the episode because his rivalry with Homer hadn't been established yet,
"Stupid Bush Snr..." Homer at Moe's groaned.
Bart was somewhere hiding from Leopald. He was using a public phone.
"Name? Uh... Mr and Mrs Superman." said Bart.
Milhouse laughed.
"It's Clark Kent and Lois Lane you fool!" Comic Book Guy yelled.
Bart frowned at him.
"You don't say..." Bart was on the phone.
Plot 2Sometime after that drag race, Homer was on a country road standing up in his car. Snake had set up a cheese wire trap.
"Head comes off, Little Bandit comes rolling to a gentle stop!" Snake was intending to kill to get his car back.
Homer was cruising still standing up, but suddenly. "Oh! A penny!" He ducked down and found a penny. Narrowly missing the cheese wire.
"That did not turn out how I hoped!" Snake sighed as Homer drove off.
Then Kirk Van Houten drove down the road ranting about Luanne and waving a hoagie sandwich about.
"I said I wanted mustard in it!" He yelled. Suddenly his arm holding the hoagie was sliced off by the cheese wire. "Ow!" he yelled.
Then he saw Bart and Milhouse hitchhiking.
"Milhouse! Aren't you supposed to be in school?" Kirk asked.
"What do you care? Aren't you still supposed to be with Mom? But nooooo!" Milhouse was being rude.
"I suppose you have a point... I am a bad role model..." said Kirk.
"Ay carumba! What happened to your arm?!" Bart gasped.
"I don't know! Something just sliced it off! I better head to the hospital. I'll give you two kids a lift if you want.
"Cool!" said Bart. They got in and the one armed Kirk somehow was able to drive them around.
Kirk put on his tape Can I borrow a feeling?
Kirk's extremely lame tape played.
Bart frowned at him.
"Sorry." Kirk put the radio back on.
Elsewhere Barney Hallucinated Sonny and Cher.
"Braaaaap! Usually I see Pinky the pink elephant when drunk!" said Barney.
...
Meanwhile Ben Stein bored everyone with his boring voice. He was so boring he loved watching The boring world of Niels Bohr.
Also he was the boring head pixie in Fairly Odd Parents.
However he was also Rosebud the demon from Earthworm Jim. Cool!
Also Ferris's Mom is really naive about her son's constant bunking off of school. Everyone was routing for him to get away with it again because of the mean principal. I wanted him to get caught. Wake up Mrs Bueller your son is a troublemaker!
"That's why I look up to Ferris Bueller as my idol..." said Bart.
Homer was driving when Snake ambushed him.
"Hey!" Homer yelled.
"Give me my car back Fatso!" Snake yelled.
"Hey! It's my car! And it's not fat! It's glandular!" Homer yelled.
They started fighting.
Meanwhile Kirk arrived at the carnival.
"Oh geez! I forgot the carnival is in town today!"
"Oh that's our chance! Drop us off here Milhouse's dad! We'll be fine!" said Bart.
"Okay but what about my arm?!" Kirk asked before sighing...
Bart and Milhouse rejoined their class for the rest of the day.
"Where did you guys get to?" Oscar asked.
"Nowhere. And if the teacher asks, we were always here..." said Bart.
Elsewhere Homer and Snake were still fighting when they turned into a road where the carnival was.
"Aaaaaaaagh!" they screamed as they crashed into the carnival, followed by police cars for some reason. They were laying on top of their wrecked cars badly injured.
"Dad! Are you alright?" Bart asked.
Homer groaned in pain and so did Snake.
However things got worse for Bart.
"Simpson!" Skinner yelled. "I've just picked up word from Assistant Superintendent Leopold that you and Milhouse were truanting!"
"Nuh uh! We were here all the time!" Bart protested.
"Oh yeah? We'll see what the morning register has to say..." Skinner replied.
Bart and Milhouse found themselves in detention doing lines while still in their hippy costumes.
"Nice costumes boys..." Mrs Krabappel remarked as she oversaw their detention.
Meanwhile Homer and Snake were arrested for brawling while driving a vehicle erratically and causing several injuries and several thousands of dollars of damage.
"This is all your fault..." Homer groaned at Snake.
...
At home Lisa was in charge of Maggie.
"That was Mom. Grampa's got lost outside of town in a circus Shriner, Dad's been arrested and Bart's in detention again. Looks like it's just you and me Maggie." said Lisa.
Where was Hugo?!
"Narrator he's not canon..." Lisa sighed.
I want him to be real!
The end!
...
Bart has another day off and Ferris Bueller! This time he is unwell but no one, except Oscar, believes him.
It was during an ordinary Monday morning when a special little guy awoke feeling groggy. He lay still in bed for the splitting headache he had prevented any movement. The volume of the whole world seemed to amplify the sound made by birds chirping, the dog barking, the cat scratching its post, Hugo growling and acting like a dog, and his family moving about in the kitchen. It was as if he were at a rock concert where the volume was at its maximum to the point where it drove one deaf.
"Bart, Lisa, Oscar, Hugo, breakfast is ready!", yelled Marge. The boy winced at the sound of his mother's high pitched voice. He pulled his covers and pillow over his head as he nestled into a ball for warmth.
Down in the kitchen Marge was making breakfast. She placed pancakes, Fried chicken drumsticks, crustless spinach quiche, berry parfait with yogurt and granola, juice along with sausage and bacon on the table.
"Bacon! Bacon! Bacooooooon!" Lisa from before Season Seven screamed obsessed with bacon.
Present Lisa winced. She was disgusted with her past of meat eating. She helped herself to some berry parfait.
Homer had left for work early that day because there was to be a free all you can eat donuts party. Lisa entered the kitchen, and greeted her mother with excitement, "Morning Mom."
Hugo was happy about this as it meant Dad wasn't around to yell at him, call him horrible names or snatch food from him saying he doesn't deserve food.
"Good morning, honey", replied Marge as she turned her attention to making her children's lunched.
"Mom, will you brush my hair when you're done making the lunches?" asked the 8-year-old. Lisa adored it when her mother brushed her hair and since today was the science fair she wanted to look extra good.
"Of course, honey. Did you finish your science project?" continued Marge.
"Yes! I've designed my own kaleidoscope to study the effects of refracting light when adding and removing mirrors."
Oscar picked up the kaleidoscope and looked through it laughing and cooing at the colourful shapes etc spinning about.
"Yes Oz, it's cool. Now please put that down carefully." said Lisa.
"That's very interesting, dear. Do you know if your brother is up?"
"No, I think he's still sleeping." said Lisa.
"Lisa, can you go wake up your bother?" asked Marge.
Lisa complied because she's the good child. She left the table while Hugo was eating his fish heads from a bucket.
To Lisa's disinclination she made her way upstairs to her brother's room. Upstairs Bart was freezing as if he had traveled to the north pole wearing shorts and a T-Shirt. His throat was beginning to feel funny. He heard a knock come from the door, but didn't answer instead he just moaned.
"Bart, mom says to get up", explained his sister as she entered his room, but the 10-year-old gave no answer. "Bart, get up now!", she screamed, but the boy just squeezed the pillow over his ears tighter trying to block his sisters voice as it priced his ears like razor. "Bart, come on get up!" tried the little girl once more as she jumped on her brother. Annoyed, Bart sat up despite feeling weak and pushed his little sister off him. She fell to the ground with a thump and looked up at her brother who looked exceedingly peeved,
"Leave me alone, I don't feel good." Bart groaned. For once he was really sick.
"Yeah right, I'm getting mom", threatened Lisa as she stood up and went to the doorway. She called out, "Mom, Bart won't get up!"A few moments later their mother stood in the room. She instructed Lisa to go finish her breakfast, while she dealt with Bart.
"Honey, it's time to get up and go to school", commanded Marge.
"Mom, I think I'm sick", rasped Bart
"Bart, I know today is the science fair and I know you didn't do your project, but I don't care. Now up and let's go, no buts. I expect you to be down stairs in 5 minute", Instructed Marge fiercely as she opened the curtains, then left the room.
"Kallae Kistnae!" Oscar rasped at Marge.
"Oz that doesn't work with me! You're not helping Bart pull a sickie from school! Now get dressed?" said Marge haranguing Oscar too.
The sun's rays shone through and onto the 10-year-olds face to his revulsion. Usually, he would argue, but today he didn't have the energy. Instead, he sighed and got out of bed only to collapse to his knees.
"Come on Bart, you can do this. Just make it through the whole day and soon you'll be back in bed", thought the boy miserably. He stood up using his bed for support and managed to get to the bathroom.
Oscar gave him a look of sympathy.
"Marge I don't think he's up to his usual morning tricks. He looks really ill..." said Oscar.
"Oz you can be so naive... Bart knows all the tricks in the book of pulling fakesies..." Lisa chuckled.
"Hmmmmmmmmm! Bart just go in. If you're really unwell. Then I'll bring you home..." said Marge softening up.
Bart opened the medicine cupboard where he found Tylenol. He took out the bottle, opened it up, took a pill and popped it in his mouth, then swallowed.
He was about to put the bottle back when he decided it wouldn't be such a bad idea to take the bottle with him to school. He left the bathroom and went back to his room to get dressed.
He took off his Krusty the clown feety pajama's (Like a babygro basically) in exchange for a long sleeved shirt, his purple hoodie, jeans, white socks and his blue sneakers. The boy was freezing as he grabbed his back pack and placed the Tylenol in the front pocket.
He grabbed his books off his table and in the bag they went. Soon he was making his way downstairs to the kitchen where his sister was finishing her berry parfait with yogurt and granola, while his mother was washing the dishes. He sat at the table feeling repulsed by the mountain of food.
"Bart, you should know better than to think mom would fall for your little sick act", harangued Lisa. Bart looked up from the mountain of food to glare at his little sister, and defended
"I'm not faking, I really don't feel well."
"Sure Bart, and this had nothing to do with your non-existent science project." said Lisa wryly.
"Wryly?" Ace the vampire asked. "Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" He screeched a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure style vampire scream.
"Shut up", replied Bart.
"Kids, stop it. Now here are you lunches so you better get going or you'll miss the bus." said Marge handing the kids their lunches. They all went to school, with Bart limping feeling unwell.
At that moment, Otto honked his horn. Grabbing their lunches and belongings the four children and a bat left the house and got on the school bus. Lisa sat at her usual spot at the front of the bus placing her display board on the ground next to her. Bart who usually sat at the back, took one look at the distance he would have to endure and decided to ask his sister, "Hey Lise can I sit beside you today?"
The 8-year -old was taken by surprise asked no questions, instead she granted her brother's request by making room for him to sit. He gave a cheerless smile and sat down next to her while clutching his stomach, which had begun to twist and churn like two bulls fighting. "What's wrong with my today? I feel awful." Lisa was watching her brother closely because she was beginning to worry that maybe Bart was actually sick.
Hugo sat down next to Martin. Oscar cried and hugged him, wanting to sit next him.
"Hugeeeeeey!"
Hugo sighed. "Martin can you sit somewhere else..."
Martin sighed. "I fail to see the logic. You came over to sit next to me!"
"I know but Oz is in one of his moods..." Hugo sighed as Oscar was still hugging him.
"Hugey..." Oscar squealed.
After what seemed like forever, Otto finally said the words that Bart was hoping for, "Okay, little dudes and dudettes we've made it to our destination with only one accident on the way. Everyone off the bus."
"I made an accident in my pants", said Ralph.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeew!" All the kids except Oscar groaned.
Bart ran off the bus as if he were a cheetah, which worried Lisa even more. "Where could Bart go in such a hurry?" wondered the 8-year-old.
Hugo shrugged.
"I wuv Hugey!" Oscar squealed.
Hugo sighed.
Plot 3Bart ran through the building and to the washroom. "I have to make it. I have to make it", thought the boy. He barged into the bathroom and rushed to one of the stalls, locking it behind him, bent over and emptied whatever was in his stomach. Most of what Bart threw up consisted of water and the previous night's dinner. When finished he stood up on shaky legs with the help of the toilet for support.
His head still throbbed and he felt weaker and weaker. Suddenly he heard Wendell Borton spewing up.
(Vomiting.)
"That you Wendell?" Bart asked.
"Uh huh. You're heaving too?" Wendell asked back.
Bart flushed and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Then he opened the stall door and made his way over to the sink where he took a sip of water to rinse the horrid taste of puke out of his mouth. Looking up at his reflection he jumped back in surprise. He was pale, while his eyes were bloodshot. His throat was officially sore. "Maybe I should call home sick?" Thought Bart, "But mom won't believe me. Come on, Bart you can make it through the day."
The bell rang, which indicated that class was starting and Bart was late. Though, he did not care. He made his way to Mrs. Krabappel's fourth grade class, but when he got there he found that the door was closed. Groaning, he lifted his arm with great difficulty and knocked on the door. Mrs. Krabappel opened the door and scowled at the young man.
"You're late Bart Simpsons", she said, irritated.
"Sorry, can I please take my seat", asked the sick boy. The whole class gasped, while Mrs. Krabappel's mouth fell open. She didn't know what to say because Bart Simpson saying "Sorry" and "Please" were not something one hears everyday from the trouble maker. Instead, she nodded her head and the boy made his way across the room to his seat where he sat down and placed his head on his desk.
Mrs. Krabappel went back to what she was saying, "So class, as I was saying, at 9:00 we will go down to the gymnasium to set up our science projects. Until then we will all watch this educational film and when we come back we will finish it. I want everyone to pay attention because there will be an assignment based on this movie." The class groaned and moaned in misery, all except Bart who was too unwell to do much of anything.
Wendell stumbles in poorly. But then he was always unwell. Bart and his friends assumed he was terminally ill or seriously unwell with something.
After, 20 minutes passed it was finally 9:00. "Okay class time to go set up for the science fair", instructed the teacher. All the students stood up, except Bart who had fallen asleep.
"Bart!", yelled Mrs. Krabappel. This woke up the boy with a fright. "Time to go."Bart nodded his head, stood up and collapsed on the ground.
"Oh my god!" Mrs Krabappel gasped.
...
Bart found himself at home lying on the couch in his pyjamas wrapped up warm.
"Bart I am so, so very sorry!" Marge apologised. "but to be fair you do cry wolf a lot. So you shouldn't be too surprised when people don't believe you when you are telling the truth."
Bart groaned unwell with a hot water bottle on his head.
"Can you ever forgive me though, sweetie?" Marge asked.
"Mom I'll forgive you when you start to believe me sometimes. I know I lie about being sick a lot, but if I obviously look sick, I'm sick!" Bart struggled to reply, annoyed. "Now I want to sleep..."
"Okay dear." said Marge. She was torn, It was too bad Bart had to soldier in when he was genuinely ill. But it's his own fault really, from all the times he faked it.
Meanwhile After the events of a week ago. Marge was exasperated to witness Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller and several local children of Springfield being chased by that pedophile Jeffrey Jones.
(Screaming)
Marge sweat dropped and went to Lionel Hutz's new office. He had opened an Estate Agents to help people move house. Because in his own words, all his clients lost their court cases and in some cases they lost their homes in divorce settlements too.
"Marge Simpson. Let me show around everyone." said Lionel Hutz wearing a red blazer. "Here's Ol' Gil."
Ol' Gil the unlucky man stuttered and greeted Marge. But he went on too much about his woes and bothered her so Lionel Hutz harshly told him off.
"You are on your last chance Gil..."
"And here's Cookie Kwan, of the west side." said Lionel Hutz introducing Marge to cookie.
"Charmed Marge. Stay off of the west side!" She greeted Marge but threatened her about the west side. Whatever that was...
Marge flinched.
Her first clients were Mr and Mrs Superman.
"That's Clark Kent and Lois Lane!" Comic Book Guy yelled.
...
Elsewhere Grampa was still gallivanting about driving in a circus Shriner car with Jasper.
And Snake got Little Bandit back.
At Home Bart laid on the couch feeling peaky but resting as he watched cartoons.
Meanwhile at school Sarah Wiggum was called in to take Ralph home to have a change of clothes because of him pooping himself. Sarah sighed deciding Ralph May need to start wearing diapers again this week.
"Especially since your friends are coming round sweetie." said Sarah to Ralph gently.
"Butters is not my friend Mommy, he sings too much and it annoys the leprechaun." said Ralph.
At Home Bart had stopped throwing up but now had a cold. He was in bed. He went "Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaa..." then sneezed a wet snotty sneeze. Meuka oozed out of nose and laughed as he dripped slime everywhere.
Bart winced as he stared at the cartoon slime monster. Meuka grinned and turned him into a baby to annoy and torment him. Baby Bart in a diaper winced as the slime monster that had a round mouse like body and a long slimy tail of snot.
Meuka grinned and splattered his slimy tail across Bart's diaper. Bart groaned as the slime monster critter got absorbed by his slimy slime diaper. Then two slimy tendrils oozed out and slithered up his nose and absorbed his boogers. Bart groaned as he wriggled about.
Then Meuka oozed out of his slime diaper. He was even larger now from absorbing his mucus and boogers. Baby Bart winced. Meuka smirked and stuck down his hands to his mattress with gooey slime. Bart grunted and wriggled. Meuka stuck down his feet too.
Baby Bart struggled and squirmed.
Meuka laughed.
Bart groaned and struggled.
The cartoon slime monster was thinking about eating him.
...
"Uh... no..." said Hugo exasperated by the last scene. He was writing up a list of things he found asinine. "Pineapple on pizza. (Ey! I'll kill you for that! Mmmmmm! Pineapple pizza...) Lacy pancakes, such a waste of pancake batter... Marmite arguments. Different kinds of Italian Named coffees like Frappe and Cappuccino... Just ask for coffee, with or without milk (Black)."
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