(A/N: Well, this should be the final chapter of the main story! I'll get it started so you can see how Daisy lets Bowser know exactly who he's dealing with!)


Bowser's airship was rapidly approaching the Moon Kingdom. The Koopa King was looking at his destination through a window inside his airship, hardly able to believe that it was almost time for him to get married to Peach so he could finally gain rule over the Mushroom Kingdom and rule it with an iron claw. This was something he wanted to do so badly.

Even though there had been some troubles with the pictures taken for the wedding posters (which Bowser also replaced in other kingdoms), and the fact that Peach was being a little difficult and would not wear Tiara, she actually seemed more than willing to marry him. Truthfully, he was hoping she would be compliant and submissive about it, but as long as she married him, he couldn't complain.

"Peach, we're almost at the Moon Kingdom! Are you ready?!" Bowser called out.

No response.

"Peach! It's about time for us to get married! Are you ready for this?!" Bowser tried again.

Still no response.

"Where is that woman? She couldn't have jumped ship when we were leaving my kingdom." Bowser said to himself as he scratched his head. He wasn't really in the mood to search the entire airship for Peach. And he wasn't about to go back to his kingdom to hunt her down. Not when they were this close to their destination.

Bowser didn't notice, but the princess in question was standing right behind him, keeping as quiet as she could. And then...

"WOOF!" 'Peach' yelled from behind the Koopa King as loud as she could.

Bowser was really startled by the sound, since the inside of the airship was so quiet. He jumped so high that his head hit the ceiling, and unfortunately, he wasn't wearing his hat, either. So Bowser had a pretty bad bump on his head, and he landed on his big, fat butt, too, so that gave him pain in his rump.

Imagine his surprise when he turned around and saw Peach standing there, looking the picture of complete innocence. Somehow he knew that she was the one who had scared him like that, and the thought did not please him one little bit.

"What did you do that for?!" Bowser yelled at her.

"Why are you accusing me of making that sound?" 'Peach' asked.

"You're the only one here besides me, and I wouldn't be stupid enough to scare myself!" Bowser pointed out.

"Okay, so maybe I did do that. But I heard you the first time you called, Bowser. You didn't need to call for me again." 'Peach' calmly replied.

"You think you could give a guy a little warning next time?!" Bowser asked, getting to his feet with one hand rubbing his head and the other rubbing his sore tush.

"We'll see." said 'Peach', trying not to laugh at how funny he looked, rubbing his head and bottom at the same time. She wished she had a camera on her, so she could take a picture of him for Mario and Peach, and then they could post it on social media to really humiliate Bowser.

"I mean it, Peach! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Bowser said.

"What heart? You need a heart before you can have an attack, bonehead." Daisy thought, but she said, "Sorry. I just had pre-wedding jitters, and I was checking to see if you had them, too. Your reaction to what I did answered my question."

"(sigh) Okay, I don't suppose I can blame you for being jittery about our wedding. Since you heard me, I want you to answer my question: are you ready to get married now?" Bowser asked, slightly annoyed.

"Lose the annoyed tone, and I'll tell you." 'Peach' replied.

"All right. It's just about time for us to be wed. Are you ready for the wedding?" Bowser asked, not sounding annoyed.

"Of course. I've been looking forward to this moment for a long time." 'Peach' replied, giving Bowser a curtsy.

"Good. I was hoping you'd say that. In fact, how about we share a quick kiss before the wedding? Would you like that?" Bowser asked, feeling good about the answer 'Peach' gave him.

Daisy suddenly felt sick. The thought of kissing a creep like Bowser made her stomach churn. She would much rather kiss Luigi, for she knew the younger Mario bro was a much better kisser than Bowser could ever hope to be. And there was no way she could even pretend that Bowser was her green-clad beau.

"Um... Bowser... can't that kiss wait until the wedding? Please?" 'Peach' asked, sounding really nervous.

"How come you want to wait until then, Peach? I just gargled an entire bottle of Listerine, so my breath is nice and fresh, and my whole mouth is as clean as a whistle." Bowser said, taking her hand and leaning in really close with his dry, scaly lips puckered.

The sight of those lips made Daisy want to puke. She wished Luigi was here, for his lips were soft and warm against hers, and she always felt his love for her whenever he kissed her.

"I just want to wait, okay?! I think our first kiss should be the one we share at the altar, when we've been pronounced husband and wife. It'll be much more romantic that way!" 'Peach' burst out, trying hard not to throw up right then.

In truth, Daisy really felt like saying to him, "Because you are a disgusting piece of filth! You make me sick! You make me wanna puke my guts up!" And then she would vomit all over him, showing him how much he disgusted her.

Sure, Bowser would be really sore with Daisy if she got sick all over him while he was dressed in his wedding tux, but she couldn't help it. The thought of him kissing her made her feel like she was really going to hurl her guts. But she wouldn't let Bowser see how sick she was.

"Okay, Peach, you win. I'll wait until we're finally married to kiss you. I've waited this long; I guess I can wait a little longer." Bowser said, letting go of her hand and backing off a bit.

"Good. Now can you please tell me where the bathroom is...?" 'Peach' asked, trying to hide her sick feeling from the Koopa King.

"It's over there." Bowser said, pointing to the left.

"Thank you. Now if you'll excuse me..." 'Peach' said, running to the bathroom and locking the door, just in case Bowser tried to follow her in. Then she removed the Super Crown and veil, setting them on the floor next to her, leaned over the toilet, and started throwing up.

"I wonder if she's just as nervous as I am about the wedding... I hope she'll be more excited when we get to the venue..." Bowser said to himself, unable to hear Daisy throwing up in the bathroom.

Daisy might have been feeling sick, but she told herself that she had been a very lucky princess to avoid a fate much worse than death. She also felt good, knowing that she'd helped Peach escape the horror of going through such a terrible thing like kissing Bowser. No princess should ever have to suffer like that!

"Ohhh, that wasn't fun at all..." Daisy moaned quietly as she wiped her mouth with toilet paper. After flushing the toilet, she looked at her reflection in the mirror over the sink and groaned. She didn't look so well.

"Way to go, Bowser... Thanks to your sick mind, I look and feel awful..." Daisy said with a sigh, before splashing some water on her face. After drying her face with the hand-towel in the room, she picked up the Super Crown and lightly placed it back on her head to make sure her 'Peach' appearance hadn't been altered in the slightest when she was sick. She still looked okay.

"Well, that's good news. But now I need to freshen my breath... I wish I'd thought to grab my purse, since that has Tic-Tacs and mint-flavored gum in it... Man, it would also be nice if I could brush my teeth... or at the very least, rinse with Scope or something like that..." Daisy muttered to herself.

The princess removed the Super Crown and veil again and decided to search the cabinet under the sink. There had to be something in there that could help her. Thankfully, she found a travel-sized bottle of Scope in back of the cabinet, so she was able to rinse the taste of vomit out of her mouth, freshen her breath, and feel a little better.

"That's better..." Daisy said, even though she still felt a little sick at the thought of Bowser wanting to kiss her. Perhaps she should have given him a hard right to the jaw earlier on. If she had thought to do that, perhaps he wouldn't have thought of asking her for a kiss, and she wouldn't be feeling like crap. Ah well, she was still going to teach him a valuable lesson at the altar.

Now that her breath was fresh and she felt a little better, Daisy put the veil and Super Crown back on, and exited the bathroom.


"Are you feeling okay, Peach?" Bowser asked, having noticed that Peach didn't look very well upon emerging from the bathroom.

"Bite me." 'Peach' replied, not smiling.

"I can't do that, Peach, because I want you to look neat and pretty when we walk down the aisle together. Plus, if I did as you said, I'd be in trouble for almost domestic abuse, and then we could not get married at all. Now answer the question!" Bowser demanded.

"I suppose so..." 'Peach' replied.

"Well, in that case, I've got some good news for you. We finally made it to the Moon Kingdom! Are you ready to marry me and give the Mushroom Kingdom the best king it ever had?!" Bowser asked excitedly.

"Oh, I'm as ready as I'll ever be." 'Peach' said. She sounded happy, but in truth, she was actually speaking in a really sarcastic tone that Bowser didn't even notice. He was completely oblivious to her sarcasm. Daisy couldn't wait to tell Mario and Peach about this.

"Then what are we waiting for, Christmas? Let's get going!" Bowser said as his airship stopped a short distance from the Wedding Hall.

"Hold it! I want Tiara to see the wedding. It wouldn't be fair to bring her all this way and make her sit here all alone while we tie the knot." 'Peach' said.

"Well, the idea was for you to wear her for the wedding." said Bowser.

"And I told you why I can't." 'Peach' reminded him.

"So I decided that I will respect your wish to wear your lucky crown when we marry. So go and get her if you must." Bowser said.

"All right." said 'Peach', and with that, she ran to the bride's chamber and found the door slightly ajar. When Daisy was going to scare Bowser, Tiara had opened the door just a crack so she could witness the fun. She had been giggling so hard... until Bowser asked Daisy for a kiss, that is. Then she flew to the back of the room, horrified at the thought of her friend having to share a kiss with a monster like Bowser.

"Tiara, we made it to the wedding venue. This is where I'm going to give Bowser the biggest scare of his life! Are you ready?" Daisy asked the Bonneter as she entered the room and closed the door behind her so she and Tiara could talk in private.

"I sure am! I can't wait to see what you're going to do to Bowser! It was so funny when you snuck up on him and barked at him! I think you scared the heck out of him!" Tiara said, giggling again as she thought about how scared Bowser had been.

"I told you I would bark at him. I planned to stay true to my word. But I don't think I scared the heck out of him. He would have been changing his mind about marriage if I did that." Daisy explained.

"But then when he wanted to kiss you... Ugh... You didn't let him do that, did you?" Tiara asked.

"No way! And I couldn't even pretend that he was Luigi. I talked him into waiting until the wedding if he wants a kiss so bad." Daisy replied.

"Good for you, Daisy! You saved yourself!" Tiara cheered, before asking, "So, what have you got in mind for the wedding?"

"Can't tell you. It's a surprise." Daisy said.

"Okay, I guess I can be patient for a little while longer." said Tiara as she followed the princess out of the room.


"Here's your wedding bouquet, Peach." Bowser said, handing 'Peach' the Soirée Bouquet as she approached him.

"Oh, thank you..." 'Peach' began, but before she could take the bouquet from Bowser, she froze, he hand still extended.

"Well, take it..." Bowser said, still holding out the flowers.

"I can't..." said 'Peach'.

"What do you mean 'you can't'?" Bowser asked, confused and annoyed.

"Tell me, Bowser: what are those?" 'Peach' asked, pointing at some white-spotted red things in the bouquet. And these things appeared to be dangerous, for they looked as though they were trying to bite something, and they had sharp, pointy teeth.

"You know what they are, Peach. They're Piranha Plants." Bowser said.

"Of course I know that! And if you really loved me like you say you do, you would know that I am allergic to Piranha Plants!" 'Peach' replied.

"You are? But what about your lucky crown? Can't that protect you?" Bowser asked.

"My lucky crown can't prevent my allergy! Do you want me to be sneezing throughout the entire ceremony?!" 'Peach' asked, her voice taking on an icy tone that could've frozen the Soirée Bouquet. And if that wasn't enough, her voice was also sounding sniffly, and she began sneezing.

(A/N: Truthfully, I don't know if Peach or Daisy really are allergic to Piranha Plants. I've got Daisy just saying this to test Bowser, and sniffling and sneezing to make it believable.)

"Okay, lemme see..." Bowser said, disembarking the airship and looking around the Moon Kingdom for flowers that might work better. The only flowers he could find were Rocket Flowers. He thought of picking a bunch of them and giving them to Peach, but a sudden vision of her using them to rocket away from him entered his mind and killed that idea pretty quickly. He stomped back to his airship.

"(groan) Fine, you don't have to carry the bouquet, either, Peach. Let's just go to the Wedding Hall and get this over with." Bowser said, starting to wonder if marrying Peach was really worth all the trouble she was giving him. Did she really mean it when she said she wanted to marry him instead of Mario?

"You go on ahead to the Wedding Hall, Tiara. Bowser and I will meet you there." 'Peach' whispered to Tiara. So the young Bonneter flew to the Wedding Hall and entered the room where the wedding would be held.

"What were you telling her?" Bowser asked.

"I was telling her that she can go on ahead of us and that we'll catch up." 'Peach' told him.

"Oh, okay." said Bowser.

Before long, the Koopa King and the disguised princess were standing outside of the Wedding Hall. It was quite a sight to behold. Daisy looked up at the building in awe.

"Wow..." she mouthed, unable to believe that Bowser wanted them to get married in a place such as this. Too bad she was going to have to rain on his parade!

"This is it." said Bowser, extending an arm to the princess.

"So it is. Let's rock and roll." 'Peach' replied, smiling radiantly as she took Bowser's arm.

Feeling happier now, Bowser smiled back, and the mismatched couple slowly made their way into the Wedding Hall. The wedding bells began to ring as they entered the building.


When they walked into the room where the wedding would be held, everything was all set up, and people from all the different kingdoms were there. Daisy caught sight of Tiara floating next to Mayor Pauline. The princess flashed the two a brilliant smile as she and Bowser walked by them.

"Is she actually serious about marrying him?" Pauline asked Tiara in a whisper as 'Peach' and Bowser took their places at the altar.

"That's what we're about to find out!" Tiara replied in an excited whisper.

Pauline took the excited tone in Tiara's excitement as an indicator that something really good was going to happen, so she decided to pay close attention.

Bowser was standing at the altar, ready to marry Peach. He produced the Binding Band, an artifact that links people forever... like a wedding ring! And it was a wedding ring, all right! Though it looked a little too big to fit Peach. Her hands were much too tiny and delicate, but with long, slender fingers that would be perfect for playing the piano.

"Once she's wearing this ring, we'll be joined by it, and we'll never part." Bowser thought, laughing to himself as he got ready to place the gigantic ring on the princess. But just as he was about to do it, the unthinkable happened. It was something that Bowser never saw coming!

When 'Peach' saw the ring Bowser was holding, she actually grabbed onto the Binding Band! Then she snatched it right out of his surprised hands with strength the Koopa King didn't even know she possessed! Then 'Peach' jumped high up into the air and somehow forced the giant ring around Bowser's neck!

"I didn't know she was that strong!" Tiara gasped in a whisper. She hadn't expected Daisy to do something like that to Bowser.

"And she doesn't even look that strong! I'm almost expecting to hear her say, 'I am woman, hear me roar!'" Pauline whispered to Tiara. She was glad that she decided to attend the wedding.

The other guests gasped, as they were very shocked at what had just happened. But Bowser was completely gob-smacked! What the heck happened?! Peach wasn't supposed to snatch the Binding Band out of his hands and make him wear it around his neck! She was the one who was supposed to be wearing it, not him!

"How in the-?!" Bowser managed to croak when he finally found his voice.

"Congratulations, Bowser! Now you can marry the one you truly love: yourself!" 'Peach' announced.

"I do not love myself! Well, okay, I love myself when I'm with you, but that's not important. This is all wrong! You're the one who's supposed to be wearing this ring, not me! And it's supposed to go on your finger, not around my neck!" Bowser said, trying to remove the ring from his neck, but to no avail.

"Bowser, do you really think I could care less about who is supposed to wear that ring and where it is to be worn? Add to that the fact that it'll never fit me because it's much too big for my dainty little fingers!" 'Peach' retorted, wiggling her fingers at him.

"I thought you wanted to marry me! But ever since I traded back that lousy decoy for the real you, I've ended up with nothing but even more stress than I had from planning the wedding! What's gotten into you, Peach?!" Bowser asked, hopelessly confused.

"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'Peach'?" asked 'Peach'.

"Well, yeah! That's your name! It is your name, isn't it; because that's what it was the last time I checked, and you've been answering to that name this whole time, so I assumed that your name is Peach..." Bowser started, even more confused.

"Oh, Bowser... You're so naïve..." 'Peach' said with a smirk.

Bowser did not know how to respond to that comment. There was something really unsettling about that smirk the princess was giving him... and it wasn't just because Peach had never smirked at him before...

"You see, not only did I lie about wanting to marry you, I should tell you that I'm not really Peach..." the princess replied, still smirking.

"You're not?!" Bowser asked. He was thinking, "Oh crud, that stupid plumber managed to trick me into handing over the real Princess Peach, didn't he? I'll have to deal with him later." Then, still in shock, he asked, "Well, then... if you're not Peach... who are you, really?! Tell me the truth!"

"I'm glad you asked!" Not-Peach replied. She slowly reached up and removed the Super Crown from her head. Then, much to Bowser's shock and horror, he saw the real reason why the bride hadn't been able to wear Tiara in the first place, and it was worse than he ever could have imagined!

Removing the crown had caused 'Peach' to transform before Bowser's very eyes, and standing before him now was... oh no... not her! Anyone but her! The woman he saw was none other than... Princess Daisy!

"Remember me, Bowser?!" Daisy asked with a self-satisfied smirk on her pretty face.

"No! Not you! Get away from me!" Bowser said, feeling afraid.

"Wow! She wasn't kidding when she said that he's afraid of her! This is going to be fun to watch!" Tiara thought as she saw how Bowser was reacting at the sight of Peach's true identity.

"Oh yes, Bowser; it's me! Your worst nightmare is coming true!" Daisy replied, handing the Super Crown to Pauline to hold before waving and and saying to the guests, "Hi, I'm Daisy!"

"Get her away from me!" Bowser hollered fearfully, quickly diving behind a Shiverian for safety. But the Shiverian, knowing that Bowser was a villain, began moving out of the way.

"Hide me!" Bowser cried, running after the Shiverian so that he could hide behind him.

"No way, man! You're evil! I don't help evil hide!" said the Shiverian.

"I'm evil?! You have no idea what that witch is capable of! She's the evil one!" Bowser told him.

"Oh, I'm a witch, am I?" asked a silky yet dangerous voice from behind Bowser.

At the sound of that voice, Bowser was too afraid to turn around, but he did. And when he did, he was wishing he hadn't! He'd turned around just in time to see Daisy's fist hit him in the face with full-force! The punch actually sent him flying right out of the Wedding Hall!

Then Daisy ran out of the Wedding Hall after Bowser, obviously not finished with him just yet. The guests all wanted to see what she was going to do next, so they followed the princess outside.

"GO, DAISY! LET HIM HAVE IT!" Tiara cheered, now holding orange and yellow pom-poms and shaking them like a cheerleader.


"I'll show you who's a witch, Bowser! You want a witch... well, now you've got one!" Daisy shouted in a perfect imitation of the voice of the Wicked Witch of the West from "The Wizard of Oz". She also imitated the Witch's cackle as she caught up to Bowser.

The cackling of the Wicked Witch of the West never bothered Bowser before, but hearing it coming from Daisy made that sound scare him for the first time in his life.

The next thing Daisy did was give Bowser a beating he would never forget! When she finished with him, she was unscathed, and the Lochlady Dress was still in perfect condition!

Bowser, on the other hand, looked a mess. His nice, white wedding tuxedo was dirty, rumpled, and even ripped and torn in some places. It looked like Daisy had broken one of his arms, and one of his legs, too. He also had a black eye. And parts of his body that weren't covered by the suit showed some nasty-looking bruises and bite marks. Daisy had really gone to town on him!

"Mario or Peach could have told me she knew kung-fu..." Bowser moaned, clearly in the worst pain he'd ever been in. The beatings he got from Mario were nothing compared to this!

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, DAISY!" all the wedding guests cheered for Daisy, who politely curtsied for her adoring fans.

"How can they cheer for that viper?! She went and ruined what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life! Thanks to her, this is, without a doubt, the worst day of my life!" Bowser thought, finding it hard to believe that this had happened.

"If only Cappy were here to see this! He would be impressed beyond belief!" Tiara thought as she looked at how badly beaten the Koopa King was, courtesy of Princess Daisy.

"Hold it, people! I'm not quite finished with him yet!" Daisy said to the crowd, which stopped their cheering.

"No! Please! No more!" Bowser pleaded.

"No way, Bowser! I still have one more thing left to give you! This is for kidnapping my sweet cousin and trying to force her into making the worst decision of her life!" Daisy shouted, and sure enough, she punched Bowser harder than she had the first time around!

Bowser was screaming like a schoolgirl as he was sent flying all the way to the Sand Kingdom. He flew over the Inverted Pyramid and landed somewhere in the Deepest Underground.


And wouldn't you know it; he landed right in the room where Mario had to deal with Knucklotec, the big stone deity who had incorrectly assumed that Mario was the thief who had stolen the Binding Band, even though he had no proof to back up his claim. And if that wasn't enough, the worst part for Bowser was that Knucklotec had not allowed himself to completely admit defeat when Mario beat him.

Upon seeing the ring around Bowser's neck, Knucklotec was more than a little surprised! He was furious at the sight of the true ring thief!

"YOU take ring?!" Knucklotec shouted in anger.

"No! NO! DON'T KILL ME! I'm trying to get this stupid thing off!" Bowser screamed, trying hard to remove the ring from around his neck with his good arm, but it wasn't easy. The ring was stuck tight, and it was too late! A stone hand came flying out of nowhere and swatted Bowser to the far end of the arena!

"Ring not stupid!" Knucklotec yelled, all the while giving Bowser another beating that was just as bad, if not worse, than the one Daisy had just given him at Honeylune Ridge.


And apparently, I lied! There's going to be an epilogue! Stay tuned if you wish to read about what happens after all has been said and done!