"Talk"

'Thought'


"Do svidaniya, suka!"

On a fast-moving train, in the middle of a midnight blizzard, a random man was kicked off by a mysterious yet beautiful girl wearing a crazy yet confident smile after what she had just done

"Harley speaks Russian?"

The clown girl, now known as Harley, The Harley Quinn, was interrupted from what she just did and looked at the red and black masked man, who spoke in a heavy Russian accent.

"I can only say two things."

Harley shook her head as she walked up to him while picking up her baseball bat.

"Bez glyutena?"

As soon as Harley was close enough, she quickly swung her weapon at the man with enough force to knock him out cold.

"And the other one."

She then knelt down before the man and took his keys, making her happy to see.

"Yes!~"

She then quickly turned around and ran up to the door, using the key. However, it denied her entry, confusing her at first. After noticing a second keyhole on the opposite side of the door, she became annoyed. She found the second key and, after multiple attempts, managed to turn both keys simultaneously.

"HAH!~"

Unfortunately, her victory was short-lived as she was denied access for a third time and noticed a third keyhole above the door.

"Oh, God! Are you shittin' me?"

She was extremely past it, and her bad mood had only gotten worse when she heard the door open behind her; it made her look up and see someone she hoped never to meet again.

"Joker! This is my score."

The person standing before Harley was none other than the 'Clown Prince of Crime,' the Joker, wearing his infamous smile and joyful laughter.

"Well, it was."

The Joker smirks as he then snaps his fingers and allows a few of his henchmen to take the keys and open the door that the lady Jester could not.

"But it's mine now."

The Joker chuckled, which only irritated Quinn even more.

"The only reason you're getting this and I'm not, is you got a bunch of goons that do whatever you say."

Harley poked the Clown Prince in the chest and huffed.

"That's not true!"

The Joker gasps at such an accusation.

"Goons, throw Harley out."

Before proving her right, the Joker had his goons grab onto Harley Quinn.

"Whatever you say, boss."

And with that, Harley Quinn was thrown off the train, her arms crossed and wearing a very annoyed expression as she fell to the ground.

'I hate him so very much…'

All she could think of, before luckily having her fall broken by the tree branches and snow, she still got very injured from it, a few bones breaking and some skin getting cut up, but still alive, and after having regained some lost of breath, she was very pissed off.

"DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAAAAAMMMMN IIIIITTTT!"

She yelled and screamed in rage, as she began to slowly get up from the ground with her only working arm.

"THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!"

After managing to get up, she then used a nearby tree to lean against and give herself a chance to relax her body and take a moment to collect her very angry thoughts.

"THAT SCORE WOULD'VE BEEN MINE! FUCK JOKER! AND FUCK HIS FUCKING GOONS!"

She then stopped her yelling and was just there panting and calming down a bit, though she was still mad enough to growl and grit her teeth.

'I bet if I had my own crew, or maybe even a partner, I bet I could do a lot of crazy shit…'

She then sighed and lightly chuckled, laying her head back on the tree she was leaning against and wearing a smile filled with excitement and hope.

"Just imagine the chaos I could bring with some extra help~..."

Though before she could continue her thoughts, she suddenly noticed and felt something weird on her back, which made her turn her head and looked at the tree she was leaning on

"Huh?..."

She used her working arm to wipe away the snow that covered the tree, and after doing so, was able to see the words underneath and on the wood, carved in by a knife of some kind, she couldn't help but raised an eyebrow from what she was reading

"Triangulum, entangulum… Veneforis dominus ventium... Veneforis venetisarium?... The hell does that mean?"

However, as soon as she read those words out loud, she couldn't help but grab her head in pain, groaning before yelling in agony, eyes glowing and everything around her suddenly slowed down and went into black and white colors

"Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab!!!"

A portal, in the shape of a triangle, suddenly started to open up, Harley Quinn was only able to recover enough to see a single eye looking back her, filled and laughing from pure insanity

"Hahahahah, AHAHAHAHAH!!!~"

'I feel like I did something wrong here…'


Harley Quinn crew will be replaced with Bill Cipher and his monstrous misfits.

(I recommend watching the Bill vs Discord fight~)