Viva la Westeros (Parody of "Viva la Vida")
They used to rule Westeros
Dragons would burn when they gave thye word
Nowadays, these Kings rule no more
They're as gone as the Valyrian Doom
They used to soar the skies
Struck out fear from their dragonlord eyes
Now they all rejoice and sing
That Robert has killed the "Mad King"
They'd used to be good and bad
As well as magnificent and mad
King's Landing's Red Keep once stood
Upon Fire & Blood as well as kingswood
I hear Greyjoys of Pyke bells a-ringing
Winterfell chivalry choirs a-singing
Turned around and picked up Blackfyre and wielded it
Captured Dorne, but was unable to hold it
For some reason, historians claim
They were an ancient and noble lineage
Of a Valyrian descent
And that was once they ruled the land
It was Balerion's dragonflame
Which would burn just about everything
Syerlize other castles with fireballs
The people believed—somehow—they were oddballs
The Poor Fellows wait
For Maegor's head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on Rhaenys' own heartstrings
That's the advantage of a Targaryen King
I hear Greyjoys of Pyke bells a-ringing
Winterfell chivalry choirs a-singing
Turned around and picked up Blackfyre and wielded it
Captured Dorne, but was unable to hold it
For the life of me, I couldn't explain
Of why Baelor wouldn't be calling my name
They were Valyrian descent
And that was once they ruled the land
Hear Greyjoys of Pyke bells a-ringing
Winterfell chivalry choirs a-singing
Turned around and picked up Blackfyre and wielded it
Captured Dorne, but was unable to hold it
For the life of me, I couldn't explain
Of why Baelor wouldn't be calling my name
They were Valyrian descent
And that was once they ruled the land
