Drama Island (Random)

Chapter 1 "Not So Happy Campers".

A wooden pier overlooks the crystal clear ocean, reflecting the sun's rays. The peaceful and natural scene is interrupted by a grown man with straight black hair showing a white-toothed smile.

"We are coming all the way from Camp Wawanakwa, located in beautiful Muskoka, Ontario! Please note that 'beautiful' refers to Muskoka as a whole, not this specific camp." He chuckles to himself. "I'm your host, Chris McLean," he points to himself and then to the camera, "hosting the first season of the hottest new reality TV show of the moment!".

Chris starts walking down the dock toward an old camp. "Here's the deal. We've invited twenty-two teenagers to spend the next eight weeks at this horrible summer camp. They will have to survive annoying bugs, disgusting food and of course each other."

As Chris makes these mentions, the cameras cut to a shot of each of the following

The scene cuts to Chris at a campfire. "In each episode, they will have to compete against each other in a series of hilariously humiliating challenges. The winners will receive immunity and, perhaps, a fabulous prize for the night. Losers will have to vote one of their own off the island. After eight weeks, the last person left will receive cheesy tabloid fame..." In his left hand, he holds magazines with scandalous headlines to attract attention. In his right hand, he picks up a small treasure chest filled with (presumably fake) gold and diamonds. "...and a small fortune." Chris tosses both behind him. "And you'll probably lose both within the week."

"Who caves under pressure!" Chris clenches his fists, clearly a little irritated already. "Who will rise above it all! Find out, right here, right now! On Total! Drama! Island"


Main theme (sing it in your head)

Cameras appear all over the island: from the bushes, from the trees, knocking out families of raccoons and beavers. A clipboard shows us a long tracking shot across the island, past Chris in a director's chair, all the way down a cliff to the water.

Trent swimming roughly trying to get out of the water at the surface Justin & Geoff sitting on a surfboard looking each other in the eye. Trent appears exalted by a hawk coming right at them which knocks both of them off the board.

In the forest Katie and Sadie were talking happily until a bear comes up to attack them so they run scared. Not far away Heather is seen laughing at the girls until she realizes that next to her is Eva with a threatening pose so she runs away.

DJ and Lindsay look blushing at each other in a canoe that they don't notice falling off a waterfall. On a Log Beth is seen practicing with fire sticks, but fails to grab one and runs off hitting a latrine which Noah was standing on.

In the kitchen Chef poured some disgusting food onto the plates of Cody and Duncan who were tied up next to them was Owen who seemed excited about the food and Bridgette who seemed worried about the others.

Outside was Ezekiel picking his nose which the girl looked at him with a disgusted face while Tyler was training next to Izzy who was climbing on his shoulders making him fall. Which makes Leshawna laugh who was watching them from afar.

On the dock Harold was practicing martial arts with his nunchucks which were slipping through the air.

It is now night and at a campfire Gwen drawing and Courtney taking notes in the dim light of the fire being approached by Izzy who laughs as she pulls them together.

The camera zooms out to show all the campers whistling a tune.

Drama Island Random


"Welcome back!" says Chris, still excited as hell. "Our first campers are arriving at the dock right now!" He lowers his voice to say the next line "We told them they were staying at a five-star resort," Chris smiles into the camera, "so, if they seem a little obsessed, that's why."

A boat passes by leaving the first participant A teenage girl walks onto the dock. She is curvaceous and confident, with black hair pulled back and eyeliner carefully applied in perfect wings. "What's up McLean, Leshawna is in the house and she came to win" Leshawna excitement wanes when she sees the place "wait a minute this was supposed to be a luxury resort" Chris laughs at the girl's anger "What would be the fun in that" the girl walks to the other side of the dock.

Another teenager arrived at the dock this one was skinny and red-haired with freckles and glasses, carrying a bulky keyboard along with his luggage. He had been so quiet that Chris had barely noticed him. Now he can't help but stare.

The teenager looks around for a few seconds and then says "So this horrible summer camp is where we go to sleep and stuff? Not some island resort?". "You are correct Harold" replied Chris "radical I will have an advantage over the others because of my skills" and begins a routine of inhaling and exhaling noisily. It is unclear if this is a relaxation technique or some sort of breathing disorder. Chris shudders. As this one approaches the girl who greeted him "uh..." Harold is speechless as he gets a good look at the girl "are you ok baby?" asks Leshawna a little concerned about the boy "uh yeah just I never thought I'd meet a woman like you in real life" Leshawna was perplexed "what do you mean" Harold realizes his mistake "I mean I never thought I'd meet such a beautiful woman" Leshawna under the defensive "oh well believe it baby"

The horn of a boat is heard from which comes out a short teenager with a big head and slim body with attitude "The Cody-Meister" Chris says to him when he sees him "That's right see I'm one of the first", After the teenager joins the other two a boat appears from which a guy with bright green hair and criminal looks comes out twirling a knife in his hands but not in an intimidating way. "Duncan how are you buddy" this one doesn't seem to like the comment "Seriously we're staying here I think I made it clear I don't like surprises" Duncan points the knife at this one "I know but I also know I can make a call and you'll be in juvie" Duncan rolls his eyes, puts the knife away and walks down the dock next to Harold, who simply stares at him. Duncan extends his fist. "What are you looking at, fool?"

"Nothing!" Harold shields his hands in front of his chest. "I just...I was wondering how you got your hair to do that."

Duncan grabs a handful of Harold's hair, lifting it off the ground. "I'll be glad to show it to you." Harold swallows saliva. "No, thank you." Duncan drops Harold, and Harold goes back to straightening his hair. "I prefer my red locks thank you all-natural. It reflects the fire in my soul." Duncan rolls his eyes and walks away.

Another boat pulls up in which is a stout girl with ponytails and a unibrow "Eva how about happy to be here" Says the host in a mocking manner Eva just grunts at him and walks to the side a little further away where the others are dropping her weights "Wow you got weights there?" Harold says "Yeah" Eva replies menacingly "Awesome" Harold tells her with a smile.

This time out of a boat comes a guy picking his nose. He's wearing a hat, and a baggy sweatshirt, Chris approaches Ezekiel. "It's okay buddy, I know you don't get out on the range much. Your family is what we call..." He makes the 'cuckoo' sign around his head. "Weirdos. Just keep your heads down and try not to get wiped out too soon."

Ezekiel nods and ventures to the dock.

Another boat pulls up. Out steps a young woman, with perfectly straightened hair and perfectly straight posture and an outfit she probably thinks is perfect. She looks back and waves toward the dock. "Looks like this is the place, girls" she is followed by two a short, chubby pale girl along with another tall, thin Black girl both of whom besides their hairstyle and makeup are dressed alike

"Here we are! Camp Wawanakwa!" The polite young woman pulls out a brochure and reads. "'A beautiful resort full of world class restaurants, luxurious hotels, a full view of the beach, lots of fun... activities'..." Her voice trails off as she looks at the actual Camp Wawanakwa, then back to the brochure, then back to her two mosquito-squashing companions. Her smile fades.

"I'm the host, Courtney." Chris taps the girl on the shoulder. "Introducing the camp and disappointing people is my job." Indignant, Courtney lifts her chin. "These two were nervous, and I just wanted to help everyone get used to camp. I have experience as a counselor-in-training, you know, not to mention..."

"I know. We all know. You mentioned it on your resume." Chris pulls out a thick stack of papers. "You know we didn't require you to send in a resume, right?"

Chris tosses the resume behind him. Courtney leers at him. "Omigosh Sadie look it's like one of the summer camps we always wanted to go to" The other girl squeals "you're right Katie this is going to be amazing!"

"Katie and Sadie the BFFFL's" Chris decides to ignore Courtney's complaints who was complaining that this wasn't legal. A music plays indicating the next contestant which was a blonde guy with a hat and pink shirt open to show off his abs "What's up Geoff is in the house" Says this one jumping down from the boat "Geoff what's up bro" Chris responds to this one with a fist bump salute. "What's up people ready for fun" No one gets excited. "Tough."

Another participant was on the dock this one was a big boy with yellow hair and a white shirt with a blue maple leaf in the middle "Oh my gosh this place is amazing Wo-Hoo" the teenager was quite elated shaking hands with Chris "Owen my friend welcome".

"This is great Wo-Hoo" says the boy running to the other end of the dock to greet the others. A boat pulls up which contained a red headed girl and a skinny boy with long hair who looked fed up with this one "Hi everyone, my name is-" she didn't finish her sentence as she fell face first into the dock falling into the water "I can't believe I had to endure that 4 hours" says the boy getting off the boat. "Well this is Noah and that is or was Izzy "Guys it's not funny she may be hurt Courtney sees Izzy's hand on the surface of the water and grabs it to rescue her.

Izzy shakes like a dog then gives a yelp of joy "That was amazing" Courtney just looks at her puzzled with a bit of anger at the wet clothes left behind by the laughing woman.

Another participant comes out of another boat this is a tall guy in a green t-shirt with a black complexion "Hello everyone" his smile fades as he sees the island they were supposed to stay on which looked nothing like the one in the brochure "I thought we would be in a luxury hotel".

"Keep thinking about it, but in past tense because this is not what it is" Chris cynically replies to the teenager who looks angry as he walks along with the others. This time a contestant appears running up to Chris to give him a hug which he is surprised the girl is the shortest of all uses, glasses, braces and a ponytail "Oh my god I can't believe this is amazing I've been your fan since that ice skating show" the girl says excitedly "Thanks Beth, you can join the others" Chris replies awkwardly "Oh yeah I can't wait to meet my new friends" the girl says hysterically running up to them especially Noah. "Hi everyone I guess we will be friends for the rest of these 8 weeks" this one is disgusted by all the saliva that was coming out of the girl's mouth "Yeah this will be great I just hope you stay away when you talk lady saliva".

Before Beth could answer, everyone gasped at the arrival of a boy who was, shall we say, extremely handsome, tanned and with blue eyes that could mesmerize anyone "Justin, how's it going old man" Chris said to the teenager "all right man" he said, turning to the others "I'll be honest, we only picked you for your looks".

"I can live with that" Justin replies to him as he stands in the middle of everyone.

Another boat arrives "And with you Lindsay" the girl is a very pretty blonde in leather boots. "Hi sorry who are you" asks Lindsay "the host of the show Chris McLean" she points to make the blonde understand "Ohhh right Chip, I forgot this was the resort" Chris wanted to correct her, but thought he better let her go on in her world.

"And here's the last boat with our last participants" The contestants on the dock notice a teenager in a red tracksuit is waterskiing, clutching a rope attached to the boat. "Everyone," Chris announces, "meet Tyler!" Tyler waves to the others, which causes his skis to twist to one side. His arms interlock, and as he approaches Wawanakwa, the skis hit a rock that launches Tyler into the air like a catapult, and he flies over the dock to the shore, drenching several contestants. "We told you that would come out wrong," said a guy in a guitar and green jacket. "Whatever this is so dumb" says a gothic looking girl "sorry I didn't even see you on the boat, freak where were you" says a girl with Asian features long hair and diva personality "What do you care daddy's girl" before answering her a blonde girl with a surfboard "Hey stop fighting we barely met and we should spend here 8 weeks at least let's give it a try" the surf girl tells them "Whatever I just want to go to the Spa".

"Ahem if you're done with your little chat, this is all Trent, Gwen, Heather and Bridgette." The others greet them except for Duncan who seems fed up with waiting for the others "and by the way Heather there is no Spa so don't worry about that" says Chris happy to get the reaction he wanted from this one here "you can't force me to be here without a Spa" she says she is outraged "actually yes I can" Chris pulls out of his pocket a stack of papers which are the contract "the fine print remember" The girl gets irate walking away from the host "I hate fine print" says Gwen along with a big sigh.

"all right we can start with this" Says the offender "Wait!" He pulls out a camera from God knows where. "We need to take a promotional photo. You want your pretty faces to be in the magazines, don't you?"

Chris climbs on top of the wrecked boats and points his camera at the cast. "All right, everyone, get ready in one...two..." Everyone gets into position, including Harold, but Chris doesn't take the shot. "Wait, sorry. Lens cap." He opens the lens cap. "Okay, now one... two... three... say 'Wawanakwa!"

"Wawanakwa!" says everyone but Gwen, with much enthusiasm. (Not all the contestants can pronounce it though). The camera flash goes off, but before anyone can move Chris speaks up "wait let me take the top off" "Come on dude!" exclaimed Geoff "My legs are killing me!"

"All right, now let's go!" Chris points the camera. "One...two...three... Wawanakwa!"

Suddenly, the dock creaks and the wood begins to crack under Eva's bags. "Wawanakw-AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Excitement turns to terror as the entire dock breaks and the cast falls into the lake. Chris takes the picture anyway, forever capturing the submerged teens on film. (Although, they were already being filmed to begin with, which begs the question of why Chris wanted to take a picture with his awful $60 camera.)

"Ahhh, memories." Chris sighs. "Alright, once you're dry, meet me back at camp - it's time for the games to begin!"

Twenty-two teenagers gather in a small corner of the island. Half of them sit on stumps, while the other half stand. Before them stands the host.

"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa" Chris explains "your home for the next 8 weeks" Courtney raises her hand in question "yes Courtney" this one stands up to start talking "Just essential questions first the beds are coed or do we divide by gender the bathrooms have all the necessary items for hygiene and lastly the food has enough carbs or-".

"No, they are not mixed, we don't have the best, but they will have to get used to it and the food we will see later Courtney" Chris interrupts "If you don't have any more questions you better sit down" to which she is doing with a frown.

"I need to be with Sadie or I'll die" "And I need to be with Katie or I'll break out in hives or so I think" Says the BFFFLs. "Oh this can't be happening" Says Eva rolling her eyes at the BFFFLs "Oh come on it can't be that bad" Replies Cody "That's right at least we don't have to sleep with him" Bridgette points out to an Owen who was farting next to the deer "Oh sorry dude, I just had a good breakfast".

"Ok this is what we will do we will divide you into 2 teams, if I call your name you will have to stand on my left" Chris pulls out a piece of paper which he begins to read.

"Harold." Harold wipes his hand on his shirt and approaches.

"Geoff." Geoff raises his fist and reaches out to his team.

"Justin." Justin pulls his hair back and approaches his team. He winks at them. Geoff winks back. Which surprises him, but doesn't bother him.

"Noah." Noah approaches the area.

"Katie" Katie and Sadie walk hand in hand into the area. "I said Katie not Sadie."

"Well, yes, but you obviously meant both of us, right?" Katie smiles innocently.

"If I meant the two of you, I would say both your names," Chris says matter-of-factly.

Sadie grips Katie's hand tighter. "But you can't put us on different teams!"

Katie grabs Sadie's other hand. "I will literally die. I'll dry up like a jellyfish."

"I'm sure you won't," says Chris, "but we made the decision and we have to move forward."

"Lindsay." Lindsay looks around for a second before walking in the right direction.

"Gwen." Gwen lifts her head, as if only half-listening, and apathetically approaches.

"Beth." Beth runs to her team and smiles.

"Eva" the girl shows no emotion just comes closer.

"Izzy. Izzy somehow makes it to his team in one giant leap.

"Trent" Trent walks up and greets his team.

"you will be the Screaming Gophers" Chris announces to those he mentioned along with some sort of flag that had a Gopher in a fighting pose. "That means the rest of you stand on the other side."

"Heather." Heather smiles and walks over.

"Sadie" approaches her team, clearly unhappy.

"Tyler." Tyler runs to his team.

"Duncan." Duncan walks up to his team and smiles to

"Bridgette." Bridgette approaches and nods to her team.

"Ezekiel." This one joins in without saying anything.

"Courtney." Courtney looks up from her notebook and walks straight to her team. Once she's there, she goes back to taking notes.

"DJ." DJ approaches his team and waves.

"Leshawna." Leshawna approaches with a warm smile giving DJ and Bridgette a high five.

"Owen." Owen rushes over and high fives Tyler.

"Cody." Cody comes strutting over, almost tripping over a stick, but barely regains his balance. Some of his companions roll their eyes.

"I can't believe we're not on the same team" Katie says gripping Sadie's hands tighter "this is the worst.

Trent and Duncan grab Sadie's arms and pull her away from Katie. The two best friends try to hold on tight. "I'll miss you, BFF!" Sadie cries. "And I'll miss You BFF!" Katie says crying as she is dragged to her team.

"Hey don't worry I'm sure is not bad it's just temporary" Trent says helping Katie. "Are you sure how a few days?" she asks she is with her eyes full of hope. "Maybe a little longer maybe weeks, but-" interjects Beth seeing that Trent didn't know what to say "Weeks?, Oh no Sadie!" she replies covering her face, which generates pity on Beth's part.

"Hey it's not the end of the world you're just on different teams not continents" the CIT says to Sadie trying to calm her down "It's just that we were never separated!" she cries back Sadie.

"As I was saying you will be the Killer Bass" Chris steps in to hand them their team logo which was a red colored Bass.

"Radical" Says Tyler raising his hands in celebration.

"All right campers." Chris expounds again. "Now that you know your teams, you can explore the rest of the camp. But be careful..." Chris points to a camera strapped to a tree branch. "You're being filmed every second on these cameras."

BZZZZT

Chris now sits in a rickety wooden bathroom, plagued by flies. "If you want to share your more 'private' thoughts, you can always stop by the confession chamber." He winks at the camera. "Let the audience know what you're really thinking."

BZZZZT

Gwen sits, arms crossed, inside the smelly, dank confessional. "I think this really sets the tone for the summer."

BZZZZT

Courtney looks sideways at the camera. "A camera in the bathroom? Very tasteful, Chris. So much for not having 'peeping toms' in this game."

BZZZZT

Izzy just sticks his head inside for a few seconds to smell the latrine "Woohoo this place is great".

BZZZZT

Chris has now taken the teens to two small cabins in the middle of the island. "Here are their cabins. The Gophers stay on the east side and the Bass stay on the west side." He gestures accordingly as he speaks. Chris looks at his watch. "You have half an hour to unpack, then I'll meet you at the lodge." He points to the contestants. "Starting now!"

"Agh I can't believe we're going to sleep in these filthy cabins" says Heather complaining.

Heather towers over Sadie, who is crying on the steps. "Get over it already and get in the booth," Heather spits out. She grabs Sadie's shoulders and tries to drag her inside, but Sadie clings stubbornly to the railing. Some of the other teammates look on curiously.

Sadie stands still. "I can't take the bottom bunk without Katie on the top bunk!" she whines "If anyone else takes her place, I'll never forgive myself!"

On the porch of the Bass cabin most realize the situation "Agrh awesome how great, now we have to put up with this for who how much more."

Katie was crying on the steps of her cabin when someone approaches "You really miss her don't you?" Katie looked up to see it was Courtney "Yeah I can't believe we have to compete with each other". Courtney thinks for a few seconds until she approaches Chris "Chris you have a minute."

"I'd say no but okay what's up" He says intrigued "well Katie and Sadie are pretty sad about not being on the same team so I wanted to know if I could switch with her" she says confidently as if it's a normal thing to do.

Chris thinks about it for a few seconds "It's okay I don't see why not".

"Attention campers, there have been some changes! Katie is now a Bass and Courtney is a Gopher.

Katie gasps and, with a big smile, heads straight for the Bass cabin, squealing all the way. She practically tackles Sadie when they meet again.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, it felt like forever that we were apart!" Sadie cooed.

"I know, right!" Katie cooed. "It was like our eighth grade Christmas vacation all over again!"

"Why did you do that" Noah asks Courtney who was heading inside the cabin "Oh I just wanted to be a good companion you know" She replies with a big smile.

BZZZT

"Ok actually it was more than that I analyzed my team very well, The Mean girl, the delinquent, the home schooled guy, the flatulent, the failed wannabe jock, the one who thinks he can get a girl and now the girlfriends who share a brain one. On this team I could be the leader, at least I hope so.

BZZZZT


(On the side of the Gophers boys.)

"That was nice of her, wasn't it?" says Geoff to Noah as they enter the cabin "Yeah, I guess so," replies Noah, still doubtful of CIT's intentions.

"I hope it's okay if I take the top bunk," Justin tells the boys with a smile. "Hey, no problem," Geoff turns and leans coolly against the bottom post of the bed. "I'd be honored to be the one under you." He points to Justin. Trent looks at Geoff, surprised

Justin smiles at Geoff as they continue to stare at each other "Hey... want us to leave you two alone because I don't want to be here when they start are making out or who knows what else" Noah says seeing the situation. Before he could respond there was a loud scream from the girls side for Lindsay.

"AHHH a spider kill her" Says the girl climbed up on a bench. Lindsay climbs onto one of the bunks while Izzy laughs at them and Courtney tries to calm them down. Gwen looked irritated. "Are they stupid" Eva stomps on the spider that was moving around the room.

At the Bass cabin "Ahg you can stop shrieking, we understand you are happy we don't need to hurt our ears" says Heather coming out of the cabin.

"Hey Chris where are the bathrooms I want to get a touch up" she yells to Chris as he walked down the stairs to the cabins. "Sure you can use one of the communal bathrooms."

This comment made the girl horrified "Communal bathrooms are you saying we have to bathe together" She says angry about everything that has happened to her.

"That's right Heather, now if you'll excuse me I'll wait for you at the Lodge" He says as he walks away. "Well it's not so bad bathing together is it guys" Owen says to the boys at the door of the cabin who raise an eyebrow in discomfort. "I didn't mean it that way, just that they could let me know if I forget to wash up somewhere... I mean" he tries to fix what he said, but he's making it worse and worse as the others leave.


(At the lodge)

Twenty-two contestants stand in single file inside a ramshackle cabin. A burly man with popped veins in his neck was giving them orders. He looks more suited for the army than for a summer camp kitchen.

"Listen! I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day!" he looks sideways at the teenagers. "Take your tray, get your food and sit down now!" The kitchen rumbles with the volume of his voice.

"Excuse me, are there vegan options?" asks Bridgette. Behind her, Duncan rolls his eyes.

"Is there a list of nutritional information I can read somewhere?" Harold asks as Chef drops an indiscriminate brown lump on his plate. "I'm going to get really bad hypoglycemia if I don't eat enough sugar."

"Want to read?" Chef grabs a mallet and smashes the food on Harold's tray. He splatters Harold's glasses again. "Go sit at the table and read!" As he yells, Chef drops some kind of roasted bird on Bridgette's plate. She chokes out a gag.

Harold tries to clean his glasses, but it only smudges them further. "It won't be easy to do that now." He fumbles back to the table and bumps into Beth in the process. Duncan sticks out a foot and trips Harold easily.

Beth nervously approaches Chef. He drops the on his plate. She looks down and fakes a smile. "You know, you're doing a great job, feeding all 22 of us."

The chef raises his eyebrows. "Really?" he asks, almost genuinely.

Beth nods. "Yes! I just want to know, though, how much gluten is in this?" Chef's expression turns sour again. "I mean, I'm fine with it as is, just-" Chef drops more liquid on Beth's plate and she returns to the Gophers table.

How summoned by the delicious sound of tortured teenagers, Chris entered the lodge. "Welcome to the main lodge!" Courtney tries to talk to the man but is quickly interrupted.

"Campers!" Chris acts as if Courtney isn't there; she frowns. "The time has almost come! Your first challenge will begin..." She holds up a finger. "...in one hour!"

As Chris leaves the lodge, Justin swallows saliva. "What do you think he's going to make us do?"

Beth smiles, "Probably just some simple camping games - it's only our first day!"

"Yes," says Trent, still eating out of his shoe. "How bad can it be?"

As they follow Chris to the center of the camp, the contestants notice a theater which is quite large along with bleachers.

"Oh Fuck" Harold says excitedly looking at the camera.


And that is my first chapter of this series, thanks for take your time for reading it.