Yo Guys! Welcome to Masked! one of 3 last new stories for 2022! if you remember what I said i my Sly cooper story I had another story planned and sure enough this is indeed it! well THIS and one Other but that one is gonna be a secret expect 4th wall breaks and weird jokes here in this story and fun fact this is actually the first story...in a long time where Lincoln's Harem just consists of his sisters and 5 other girls yes 14 girls well you alredy know who the first 9 are duh! but who are the other 4? well you all will have to guess now without any further ado Here's Masked!


The camera panned down into the Loud house, showing Lincoln laying on bed while looking at the ceiling before he noticed the readers.

"Hey I'm Lincoln….and this is my horrible life." he groaned as his bedroom door was kicked open by Lori.

"Lincoln! I need a favor from you. I need you to go with me to the Mall to get a new outfit for my date with Bobby next week!" she spoke while texting on her phone.

"But why? Why not take Leni? She's the fashion expert." he asked as Lori rolled her eyes.

"Because You owe me for that comic book store run I did for you last week!" she frowned as Lincoln rolled his eyes.

"You mean the same run that involved me quote unquote defending your honor from those girls who called you fat?" he droned.

"Don't get smart with me twerp!" she spat before grabbing him by the shirt and started dragging him out of his room.

"Ugh, why me?" he groaned.

*20 minutes later*

Lori and Lincoln came back home with Lori having a small bag draped around her arm and Lincoln struggling to carry a mountain of bags as he tried to walk inside the house.

"Too …Heavy!" he grunted as he fell over onto the floor. "I hate having skinny arms…" he grumbled to himself.

"LINCOLN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRESS!?" Lola screeched, making Lincoln wince as he dug himself out of the pile as his younger sister stood next to him.

"Nothing Lola, I ironed it like you said" he groaned with an eyeroll.

"Then WHY does it have a burn mark on it?!" she growled shoving the dress in Lincoln's face as he could see said burn mark on it.

"What the? I didn't burn your dress Lola, you know I've never burned your dresses!" he explained only for Lola to grab him by the shirt collar.

"YOU LIAR! You better tell me the truth right now Lincoln or else!" she roared while shaking him.

"I didn't! It was just fine after I was done with it!" Lincoln said hoping she would let him go….however Lola did let him go and gave him a smirk.

"Fine, be that way" she said as she raised her hand and slapped herself in the face before taking a deep breath and letting out a loud crying sound. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! MOMMY! DADDY! LINCOLN HIT ME!" She cried as Lincoln covered his ears and his mouth dropped.

"What?!" he let out right before his parents rushed in and saw the huge mess of bags on the floor as Lincoln gave Lola an angry look. "You little-"

"LINCOLN ALBERT LOUD!" Rita scolded, making Lincoln flinch.

"It's not what it looks like!" he said in a slight Panic as Lynn Sr crossed his arms.

"Really? Cause it looks like to us you hit your sister all because she wanted help with her shopping!" he said as Lincoln saw the bags around him.

"Wait hold on! These Bags are Lori's and…"

"No buts Lincoln! Go to your room!" Rita exclaimed, pointing upstairs.

"But I-"

"You heard your Mother Now young man, take Lola's bags upstairs too!" Lynn Sr spoke as Lincoln gave a sigh and gathered the bags and made his way upstairs.

"This sucks." he grumbled while making sure he didn't trip up with his arms full.

"HEADS UP BRO!" Lynn shouted having thrown her football into Lincoln's gut making him drop the bags and stumble backwards until he broke Rita's vase she got as a wedding gift.

"OW! Damn it Lynn! Watch it!" he exclaimed as he could hear rapid footsteps coming up the stairs.

"AAAAHHH! MY VASE! ALRIGHT! WHO BROKE IT!?" Rita exclaimed as Lynn pointed at Lincoln.

"He did it mom, I saw him kick it while he was coming up the stairs!" she exclaimed.

"You knocked me into it with your stupid ball!" he shouted as Rita crossed her arms.

'Enough! Lincoln, pick up Lola's stuff and go to your room! Junior, no more football in the house" Rita scolded.

"Awww." huffed Lynn crossing her arms as Lincoln stood up and rubbed his head in pain and gave an annoyed sigh as he picked up the bags and headed to Lori's room and knocked on the door.

"Lori! I have your stupid bags!" he droned as Leni opened the door and grabbed his arm.

"Lincoln! I'm glad you're here, you can help me with my newest project!" she smiled as before he could say anything she pulled him inside.

"Leni, wait! I-" he said as she ignored him and placed the bags on the floor and held out his arms.

"Hmmmmm, lets see. I need you to stand here while I go downstairs and get more fabric, okay?" she smiled as Lincoln wanted to protest, but Leni had already left him in the room making him sigh.

"Ugh seriously?...well at least this can't get any worse" he sighed….just as Lori walked in texting on her phone.

'WHAT THE? LINCOLN WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!" She growled, making him gulp.

"I came to drop off YOUR bags!" he tried to explain as she grabbed him by the collar and kicked him out….literally she outstretched her arm and punted him like a football down the stairs, crashing into Luan who was holding a bunch of cream pies.

"Oh! Hey there Lincoln! You're just in time, I need someone to practice my aim with using these pies when I knock 'em dead in my next show." she smirked as he groaned.

"Luan…please why not get Lana for this?" he asked as she shook her head.

"I already asked her and she said no so you're my next option now hold still!" she exclaimed as she reached into the mess Lincoln had made and pulled out a perfectly made pie.

"No, wait, Luan!" Lincoln quickly covered his face only to do so too late and was pelted with said pie as well as a few more. "Ah! My eyes!"

"Hahaha! I guess you could say you got a face-ful of free dessert, get it?" she quipped as Lynn Sr walked into the living room and gasped as he saw the mess by the stairs.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! LUAN! WHAT DID YOU DO!?" He shrieked as Luan gave a nervous chuckle.

"Uhhh, ya see Dad, Lincoln said he would carry the pies I made upstairs, but he slipped and fell. When I tried to offer my help he said he could clean it himself!" she spoke clearly lying through her teeth as their father turned to Lincoln.

"Lincoln, is this true?" he asked, crossing his arms as Lincoln knew better than to say no since he figured that would cause him more trouble.

"...yeah dad it's true" he sighed.

"Well clean up this mess right away before it stains the carpet." Lynn Sr spoke as Luan dusted herself and happily made her way up to her room as Lincoln rolled his eyes.

"...seriously, why me, why ALWAYS me!?" he wondered in annoyance as Lincoln began to pick up pie tins and throw them into the trash can.

*Later*

After about 45 minutes of Pie cleaning, Lincoln was laying on his bed covered in pie gunk when he got a knock on his door.

"Come in." he droned as Rita walked in.

"Lincoln sweetie Dinner's ready" she smiled as Lincoln gave a sigh.

"Thanks but no thanks mom. I'm not hungry" he grumbled.

"What's wrong?" she asked, now concerned as he rolled on his side. "Is something the matter?"

"It's nothing, I just don't feel like eating right now. I'll be fine." he told her as Rita gave a small shrug.

"Okay, if you say so" she said as she closed his door but as soon as she did that Lincoln was unaware of Lucy and the twins sneaking into his room via his floor vent and going over to his dresser, grabbing a shoebox he kept under it and going back into the vent and after about 5 minutes Lucy's hand could be seen sliding the box back under the dresser, all without Lincoln noticing.

'Just once I'd like it if someone else had a sucky day more than me in this family. Let them feel what it's like.' he sighed as Lincoln could hear his walkie talkie beep.

"Lincoln, come in Lincoln! Answer!" He heard Clyde call out.

He sat up and moved to grab it, holding the buttons down. "Clyde? I'm not really in the mood tonight." he droned in a bored tone.

"Lincoln! Did you forget about our sleepover tomorrow night?" he asked him as Lincoln's eyes widened in shock.

"Shoot! I let it slip my head! I'm sorry Clyde, I've been busy dealing with my sisters." he said as Lincoln placed his head into his palm, just tired of how his sisters were acting.

"It's fine dude! Just remember to have your cash ready because My dads are taking us to the movies when we get out of school!" Clyde exclaimed as Lincoln smiled as he got on his knees and reached for the shoebox under his dresser.

"I know! I've been so hyped to see the David Steel movie!" Lincoln spoke as he opened the shoebox. "I saved up enough cash and…" only to look down and see it was completely empty. Lincoln stared at the empty box, his smile never leaving his face.

"Lincoln? You there?' Clyde radio'd.

"...uh…Clyde?"

"Yeah?"

"SOMEONE STOLE MY MONEY!" he yelled in shock.

"WHAT!?"

"Clyde, I'll call you back!" Lincoln said as he got up and ran out his room and kicked his door open. "OKAY! WHO DID IT!?" He yelled, getting everyone's attention.

"Yo bro, what's up?" asked Luna as he looked mad.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU ROBBED ME!?" he shouted as Lori rolled her eyes.

"Oh please twerp, no one robbed you. How do we know if you didn't just spend the cash and just wanna blame us for it?' she scoffed while putting her phone in her pocket.

"Because I can actually keep track of how much I kept in my savings! Now fess up!" he snapped to the others. "I kept it all in a safe spot, and it's ALL gone!"

Lola however gave him a smile that was all too sweet. "Lincoln?...I did it!" she said happily as she pulled out a 50 dollar bill as Lincoln rolled his eyes and tried to take it back only for Lola to put it in her pocket.

"Give it back Lola, now." he ordered in a firm tone.

"Hmmmmmm No, because if I do then who's gonna tell Mom that YOU! Were the one who broke her locket!" Lola exclaimed as she pulled out a silver heart shaped locket and smashed it on the floor making them all gasp in shock as Lincoln was about to say something until.. "After all there's ten witnesses and I'm sure nine of said witnesses wouldn't mind getting a 5 dollar quiet fee" Lola smiled as Lori and the others all looked at each and then at Lincoln as Lynn shouted out.

"MOM, LINCOLN BROKE YOUR LOCKET!" She yelled.

"WHAT?!" Rita and Lynn Sr both shouted in shock as they ran out their room and up to the scene as Rita gave a shocked gasp.

"LINCOLN ALBERT LOUD! WHAT DID YOU DO!?" She shouted as Lincoln was gobsmacked.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! LOLA ROBBED ME!" he exclaimed as Lola gave a shrug.

"No I didn't! He's lying right, guys?" Lola asked her sisters who all gave nods of agreement.

'Yep!"

"Yeah Lincoln smashed it, we saw him!"

"The little dudes gone a bit crazy, I tells ya!"

Lincoln was angry, not only did he get robbed, but now his sisters framed him for something he didn't even do. "But But Mom!" Lincoln stammered as Rita held up her hand.

"No buts Mister! Lincoln, you're grounded for the next week!" Lynn Sr exclaimed as Lincoln's mouth dropped.

"WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?!" he yelled in shock as Rita gave a frown.

"You wanna try for a month?" she spoke, crossing her arms.

"But Mom, I had this sleepover weekend with Clyde planned out! It's just not fair, we've been planning this for weeks!" Lincoln said as his parents looked at each other as Lynn Sr gave a sigh.

"...Okay Look Lincoln, if you behave for the rest of the night and don't cause anymore trouble you can go, but after the sleepover is done you have to come straight home and stay in the house grounded for one full day in your room and three weeks in the house understand?" Lynn Sr spoke, crossing his arms as Rita gave an agreed nod.

He frowned hearing the last part, but clenched his hands and sent a glare at his sisters before walking towards his room. "Yeah, I understand completely." he sighed in annoyance as he closed his door while Lola gave a small fistpump while Lori and the others had slightly guilty looks on their faces.

*The next day*

Lincoln was with Clyde standing in front of the school waiting for his dads to come pick them up with Lincoln of course having told Clyde everything.

"Whoa, honestly, I'm shocked they even did that!" Clyde said as Lincoln rolled his eyes.

"I'm not. For some reason, they've been getting on my case more and more and acting like I'm a problem! I don't know what I did to my sisters to piss them off Clyde, but whatever it was I'm sure it was pretty" he spoke.

"Well, look on the brightside. You and I can cut loose and make it a sleepover worth remembering for years!" Clyde said patting his shoulder making Lincoln smile.

"Yeah you're right! But still…" Lincoln sighed as the Mcbride dads pulled up and Lincoln kept speaking. "I just wish my sisters were a little bit nicer, ya know?"

"I know dude, but there's an old saying I learned. What goes around, comes around." Clyde told him.

"Yeah somehow I doubt that's gonna happen to my sisters. I mean seriously, it's not like the answer to all my problems are gonna fall out of the sky!" Lincoln exclaimed as we cut back to the Loud House a few hours later as the answers to all of Lincoln's problems were just about to fall from the sky.

Lana could be seen digging through the trash cans behind the house. "Where is it? Grrrr seriously? I told Leni not to throw out my grilled beetle sandwich! I was saving that for later!" she grumbled as she popped her head out and was about to check the second trash can….until she saw a green flash in the sky and noticed it was from a shooting star. "Whoa! A shooting star! Oh mighty shooting star, grant my wish! I wish I could find my grilled beetle sandwich! And…I also wish that the shooting star WASN'T HEADING RIGHT FOR ME!" Lana shouted as she ducked back into the trash can as the shooting star slammed into the backyard of the loud house making the entire house shake.

The sisters inside all perked up and rushed outside to the backyard, spotting a crater that was smoking as Luna looked over and saw Lana had fallen out the trash.

"Lana! You okay?" she asked as she rushed over and picked her little sister up.

"Yeah I'm fine….hey my sandwich!" Lana exclaimed, picking up her lost sandwich and taking a bite out of it. "Mmmmm extra crunchy!" she said as she and Luna noticed Lisa now wearing her hazmat suit was making her way into the crater that was made when the comet had hit.

"Egads, it's bright!" Lisa exclaimed, shielding her eyes from the bright green glow of the comet as she got closer to it and gasped as she saw what was making that strange green glow. It seemed to be an oddly shaped wooden mask. "Hmm, how very peculiar."

"Lisa! What do you see?" asked Lynn.

"I see…..I think it's a tribal mask!" Lisa exclaimed as she used her suits extending gloves to safely pick the mask up and pulled out a scanner which promptly exploded. "PUKIN' PLUTO! THIS OBJECT IS EMITTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF ENERGY!" Lisa exclaimed as Luan gave a smirk and looked down into the crater.

"So what you're saying is….it's over 9000?" Luan quipped as Lori felt her eye twitch and she kicked Luan into the crater where she landed next to Lisa.

"Oops, sorry Luan, my foot literally slipped" Lori droned as Lynn gave a small chuckle.

"I was gonna do the same." she chuckled as Lisa helped Luan up to her feet.

"Out of the way everyone!" Lisa quickly began to run up the sides, past her sisters while holding the mask out. "I need to get this to my lab!"

"Let's go see what all the noise is about dudes" Luna spoke as all rushed after Lisa.

*Lisa's room*

Said genius had the mask strapped to a machine while numerous lights were lit up while she was muttering, running around and jotting something on her clipboard.

"Lisa? What's the deal with this mask thing?" Lynn asked as she and the others had all filed into the room as Lisa looked up from her clipboard.

"Hmmm, I'm unsure honestly, but all I do know is that this mask is incredible! The data I gathered on it shows it must be at least centuries years old! But how it can have such immense radiation is beyond me" she spoke as Lucy stared at the mask and gave a small shudder.

"That Mask is giving me the creeps and not in the good way Lisa. I think we should either destroy it or get rid of it" she spoke.

All of them turned to Lucy in surprise, then back to the mask, then back to her.

"Wait, Lucy? Creeped out?" spoke Lynn. "Ok, call me crazy, but THAT doesn't happen."

Hearing this made Lisa roll her eyes as she typed away at her computer. "Please, I'm sure Lucy is just experiencing the early stages of puberty now if you don't mind I need to conduct more tests!" Lisa said as the containment unit she kept the mask in began to glow red something the others all noticed.

"Uhhhh…Lisa?" Leni said, trying to get her attention.

"Not now Leni I believe I told you all to leave me be!" she said as Luna gave a gulp.

"Lisa! The mask is!..." she tried to warn, but sadly it was too late as the energy from the mask had exploded the containment unit and sent green volts of electricity into the bodies of the Loud Sisters all except for Lily who slept peacefully in her crib.

All of them opened their mouths in an effort to scream in pain, but the only thing they got was their bodies burning and twitching all over, only able to let out wheezes and groans. Each dropped to the floor and spasmed around, their eyes all glowing green with the mask starting to glow brighter and brighter.

Soon the glowing died down and the green glow in the loud sister's eyes all changed their pupils into a soft red color as they all laid down in pain.

"...Ugh….my head" Lori groaned trying to get her bearings straight.

"Oooh…my head….it feels fluffy…." Leni let out with her face on the floor.

"I can't feel my everything" Lucy groaned trying to stand up.

"Yeah same, I can't feel my everything either!" Luna said, propping herself up and trying to walk forward…only to smash into….an invisible wall? (oh shit they're onto us!) She stumbled back and rubbed her nose, staring at nothing with confusion. "What the…" she said as she tapped the wall in front of her and gave a confused look. "...guys? We're being watched." she said as she looked to the left and could see the words that were being typed out. "...and apparently being written as well" Luna spoke uneasily. (EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF!)

The others slowly got up with Luan walking over and stared with wide eyes.

"Woah. I…I'd make some joke, but this is weeeeeeird." Luan spoke as Lana tapped the wall in front of her as it made a glass like noise.

"Yeah this is freaky….cool! Aliens are making our every move!" she exclaimed as Lola rolled her eyes.

"Guys those aren't Aliens, they're viewers we're cartoon characters" she spoke like it was obvious.

"OMG! You mean we're on TV?!" gasped Leni moving over and waving her hands. "Hello! Hi there! I'm Leni!" she exclaimed, pressing her face against the screen happily.

"...okay moving on, we need to figure out what that mask thing did to us!" Lori exclaimed as she pulled Leni away from the 4th wall.

"Yeah Lori's right!...and what about…THEM?" Lynn spoke pointing at the sick depraved weirdos that were staring at them.

"Ehhh, don't worry about them, they're harmless. All they do is watch us nothing more nothing less but they give us our privacy when we wanna be alone like when we use the bathroom or change clothes" Lola smiled as Luan gave her a strange look.

"Lola, how do you know all this?"

"Duh, I spoke to them before. Lincoln does it all the time, its normal. I think he uses it as a stress relief" she responded.

"Yeah, that's not weird at all." Lynn rolled her eyes while Lisa rubbed her chin and walked back and forth in front of the audience.

"Astounding, so they can hear us but we can't hear them?" Lisa asked Lola who nodded.

"Yeah pretty much" she spoke as Lisa looked above her and saw the dialogue that was being written above her head and (*CRASH!* Lisa: Pardon me gentleman I wanted to see what makes you both tick so I hope you don't mind donating some blood samples *Lisa pulls out large needle*. Geo: LISA! GET OUT OF THE BOOTH AND DROP THE NEEDLE! WE'RE BUSY HERE! YUI BACK ME ON THIS! Yui: Take Geo! He has plenty of blood to spare! *jumps out of the window* Geo: TRAITOR! *Lisa gets close with the big Needle* Geo: Awwww Buttcheeks. *5 minutes of excruciating pain later* Lisa: Thank you Geo I have all I need. Geo: AWWWWW SHADDUP! *Lisa leaves the booth*)

Lori and the others just stood there with wide eyes and disturbed looks as Lisa walked up to them.

"Hello siblings, I have returned with what I need!" she smiled.

"...Lisa?...what was that about?" Lana asked as Lisa gave a shrug.

"Honestly? I'm not too sure myself" Lisa said, throwing the blood sample out the window (YOU CRAZY BITCH!)

"I'm freaking out!" cried Leni holding her head and started running around in a circle until Lori grabbed her by the shoulders.

"Leni calm down okay? Viewers aside, we need to get down to brass tacks and figure out what the mask did to us!" she said as Leni calmed herself.

"...Okay Lori you're right" she smiled.

"I say we get rid of it." spoke Lynn. "Let's toss it in the trash and forget about it."

"We need to soak it in holy water and burn it under a full moon, just to be safe." spoke Lucy.

"I say we eat it!" Lana exclaimed as her sisters all looked at her in confusion.

"...Lana, did you take your pills this morning?" Luna asked with a straight face as she simply shrugged.

"...Maaaaybe" Lana answered as she noticed Leni had a sad look on her face. "Leni? What's wrong?"

"...I just feel bad for what we did to Lincoln is all" she sighed as all of their eyes began to glow green and they all sighed.

"Oh yeah" Lola spoke, feeling the most guilty out of all of them.

"Man dudes, what were we thinking? Being harsh on the little dude like that was messed up." spoke Luna who bit her lip and felt close to tears.

Lori's eyes also began to well up with tears. "It's all my fault! If I didn't force him to go with me to the mall he wouldn't have gotten rounded!" she sobbed as Lana produced a tissue box from nowhere and gave it to Lori who wiped her face.

"You're not the one who knocked him down just because you wanted to play catch." spoke Lynn crossing her arms while looking down. "Ugh! And I just threw him under the bus like a complete jerk!"

"I should have come clean and helped Lincoln clean up after pelting him with my pies." sighed Luan.

Lola and Lucy looked at each other and gave a nod. "...guys?...I was the one who stole from Lincoln and I had Lucy help me" she admitted in guilt as the others all gasped in shock and gave numerous complaints ranging from "How could you!" and "I can't believe you would be that selfish!" as Lucy sighed and started to explain herself.

"Lola needed some cash to buy a new dress and she promised to help me get that new spellbook I saw off Ebay if I helped her…but all I did was make our only brother miserable" she said in a gloomy tone as Lynn patted her on the back.

"It's okay Lucy, you didn't mean it." she said as Lola was about to open her mouth when Lynn had launched a spring loaded fist from her shoulder which sent Lola flying into the wall. "But you deserved that!"

"Ow" she groaned as Lisa gave a small chuckle.

"Well I'd say that was rightfully deserved, but we need to make it up to Lincoln, after all mother and father are going to ground him when he returns" she said as Lola placed her thumb in her mouth and inflated herself like a balloon back to her normal shape and size.

"Yeah, Nerd Bitch is right! We need to let Lincy know how sorry we are!" Lola spoke.

"But how?" asked Leni with Lori tapping her chin and snapped her fingers.

"We tell the truth, for starters." Lori said as she reached up into the sky and brought down a white board and pulled a marker from her ear. "Okay, any ideas?...well besides telling mom and dad the truth?" She asked as Lana raised her hand.

"Oooh! I know I know! We can surprise him with a Pool party! We all know Lincoln looks good in his swim trunks!" she exclaimed as they all gave dreamy sighs.

"He Looks more than Good! He looks amazing!" Luan smiled as Luna nodded.

"Yeah! The way he ties them around his waist, he's so adorable when he gets ready to swim" the musician sighed happily as steam began to pour from Lynn's ears.

"He looks even better while he's sweating! Like last week I had him help me with jogging practice and by the time we were done he was drenched head to toe in sweat! Oh man…he was tired like a dog, but I just wanted to pick him up and let him use my lap as a pillow!" she spoke as the others all blushed at the image that they were seeing in their heads until Lucy gave a drool filled smile and her nose began to bleed.

"Forget the sweat! He looks downright SEXY in his underwear!" she spoke as they gave a shudder in excitement.

"Oh dear, it seems to have gotten warm here." spoke Lisa tugging at her sweater before Lana's face morphed into a wolf head before she let out a loud howl to the sky with her tongue hanging out as she panted Making the Others laugh.

"Whoa calm down! Fido! Don't cream your corn!" Luan chuckled as Luna wiped her mouth.

"Way too late for that sis!" she chuckled as a light bulb appeared above Lori's head.

"Okay I have a Plan and it's a good one so all of you listen up!" she exclaimed before the camera zoomed in on her face and she stared at the 4th wall. "And You all there! Looking at the Screen! You listen up to this is Important!" she exclaimed as the camera zoomed back out. "What if we all do our part in helping our brother experience some 'adult fun'?"

"You mean fuck, right?" asked Lynn bluntly as Leni gave a dramatic gasp as the words. "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!" Appeared behind her.

"Lynn! There are children present, we do not say fuck! Instead we say plow!" she huffed as she held Lucy, Lisa, and the twins all close to her bosom.

"Why?"

"We might get censored." remarked Luna with a straight face only for Lola to roll her eyes.

'Oh Please, have you seen rule 34? We are NOT censored in any way on the internet, Hell I think we have just as much porn if not more so than the Sonic fanbase! and I have to admit Lucy. I'm jealous that so many people wanna plow you" Lola spoke as Lucy gave a blush.

"It's the curse of being a goth." she sighed as Luna pulled out her phone and typed in 'Rule 34: Luna Loud' into the search bar and after a few seconds her eyes widened and her face began to glow like fire before exploding in a bloody mess.

Lisa pulled out a fire extinguisher and sprayed her sister's face before it repaired itself as soon as the spray stopped and looked at Lucy.

"Oh yeah, Lincoln's gonna LOVE some of these with you." she chuckled as Lucy blushed harder and Lola cleared her throat.

"Okay, I think we can all agree that Lincy is going to be fucking me first. After all, I'm his favorite sister!" she smirked as they all laughed in her face.

"Oh yeah! The girl who got him grounded in the first place is his favorite!" Luan laughed as Lola gave a huff.

"At least I didn't cover him in pie cream that'll stain his clothes, miss chuckles." she snarked as Luan frowned and crossed her arms as Luna spoke up.

"I think I should go first! I'm his guardian!...at least that's what the internet says at least " she spoke with a shrug.

"Ugh! Don't even!" Lori scoffed in disgust. "It's bad enough that internet weirdos constantly say that about you, but that constantly makes the rest of us look bad!" she exclaimed as Leni crossed her arms and nodded.

"Yeah, Like that one guy! What's his name? Largeyofficer5? MetrucCop8?" she asked as Lori sighed.

"You mean Heavy5commando?" she deadpanned as Leni gave a doofy nod.

"That's it!" she exclaimed as Lisa blew an airhorn.

"ENOUGH!...I have figured out a way to solve this easily. What we need to do is draw straws!" Lisa smiled as her head opened up and produced a basket of straws. "Whomever gets the longest straw gets to bed Lincoln and whoever gets the shortest straw goes last BUT! So not to arouse suspension we must do this once every 3 weeks" Lisa explained.

"How do we know you won't try and cheat?" asked Lynn.

"Simple. Have I ever cheated on anything before?' The genius asked as they all gave nods of agreement.

"Okay. That's a fair point Lisa. So who goes first?" Lana asked as Lisa gave a smile.

"Lori, Luan, and Lola of course and after they get their fun with Lincoln we draw more straws" she explained.

"Me first!" cried Lola shoving Luan over.

"Hey!" Lisa shouted in slight pain as Lola pulled out….a medium sized straw.

"HA! Beat that!" she exclaimed in a smug tone as Luan went over and pulled out a bigger straw than Lola's which made the brat frown in irritation.

"Oh look, I just did." Luan spoke with a smirk as Lola kicked the ground and crossed her arms as Lori went over and pulled deep into the straws and pulled out a long straw that kept going.

Feeling curious, Lori kept pulling the straw as it began to coil behind her as she kept pulling only to see the straw connected to Lisa's outline and so she kept pulling until Lisa's outline was completely gone causing the small genius to melt into a green puddle. "Oops, sorry Lisa!" Lori winced as Lana pulled a pitcher out of her pocket and scooped Lisa inside of it.

'Okay seems like Lori is the winner!" Lisa exclaimed from the pitcher.

"Yes!" beamed Lori with Luan pouting.

"No fair! Give someone else a chance."

"What can I say, it comes with being the oldest." Lori smirked as she gave a small twirl and her body began to glow and change. Her small C cups grew into plump G cups and her blue top and gray shorts were now replaced with a red jessica rabbit like dress. "I ALWAYS come out on top~" she smirked as they all stared in shock at how HAWT Lori looked as Luna morphed her head into a wolf and let out a loud howl.

"DAAAAAMN!" Lynn let out in surprise as Leni went over and slapped Lori's ass hard.

"Yep! That's a grade A piece of ASS right there!" she exclaimed as Lori giggled and blushed.

"Oh you guys are embarrassing me!" she exclaimed before turning back to normal. "Alright, so it goes me, then Luan, and the little spoiled princess last~" she smirked as Lola growled.

"Don't push it woman!" Lola snapped as Luna scratched her head.

"So, ummm guys, if we're gonna tell mom and dad the truth? What do we do with the mask?" she asked, holding it up.

"I will keep it in my lab for safety." spoke Lisa. "Something this powerful shouldn't be left out in the open. Who knows what could happen." she spoke pressing a button on the wall which opened up to reveal a metallic hand which grabbed the mask and placed it into a large glass containment tube.

"There, now then Lola if you would? Be the first to summon our parents" Lisa spoke as Lola gave a nod.

She took a deep breath, taking in enough air to the point her body began to inflate before letting out a loud yell. "MOM! DAD!" that was so strong it made the windows shatter and the house rattle as the others held their ears in pain as Rita and Lynn Sr quickly arrived upstairs to Lisa's room.

"Lola? What's wrong? And why did you scream so loud you…..broke the windows?" Lynn Sr asked, uneasy about what just happened as Lori and the others all sighed as Lola stepped forward.

"..Mom, Dad?...we have something to tell you" she spoke a little nervously.

*After the Weekend*

"Man, I haven't cut loose like that since…ever!" spoke Lincoln to himself, bag on back as he walked away from Clyde's house. "Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now I gotta deal with being grounded." he sighed in annoyance as Lincoln walked up to the porch of his house and opened the door….and there he saw Leni vacuuming the floor.

"Oh! Hello Lincoln!" she smiled, having noticed him.

"Leni." he greeted without much enthusiasm as he closed the door.

"Did you have a fun time with Clyde?" she asked fixing up her dress and push her bust upwards making Lincoln raise an eyebrow at this.

"Uhhhhh, yeah? I did. By the way, where's mom and dad? They said that I was grounded" he said as Leni smiled and kissed his forehead.

"Well you see Lincy, Mom and Dad are out doing some shopping and well they said….WE were grounded. Lola confessed to what she did and we did too, so you're off the hook!" hearing his second older sister say this…confused Lincoln. Granted he was NOT gonna question just why his parents ungrounded him but rather he was going to question…

"Okay, what did you guys say to them to get me ungrounded?" Lincoln asked unconvinced they would let him off the hook this easily.

"We told the truth, I told you that silly." she smiled with Lincoln raising an eyebrow.

"Uh huh." he said, still unconvinced at least until he saw Lola carrying a huge bag of garbage in her arms.

"Leni? Are you done with the vacuum yet? I need you to empty the bag in the trash so I can throw it out!" Lola exclaimed.

"Just about!"

Lincoln looked at Lola with wide eyes. "Um, Lola? You're..going to throw out the trash?"

Lola looked at Lincoln with a raised eyebrow and gave him a nod. "Yep! Mom and Dad said because of what we did we have to do your chores on top of ours! So today is my day to throw out the trash and tomorrow Lynn goes next" she responded as she struggled to pick up the large bag as Leni emptied the Vacuum bag inside of the trash bag.

"And…you're NOT making a big deal over maybe getting your gloves or dress dirty?" he asked SHOCKED by this.

"Nope!" Lola said, placing the bag on the floor and hugging him. "Lincy?...I'm so sorry for what I did. I was wrong and selfish….forgive me?" she asked, giving him puppy eyes.

He looked down at her, even more surprised, so much so he was speechless. "I…uh…ok?" he stammered still in shock about what he was seeing.

"OOOOOH! Thank you Thank you!" Lola shouted, hugging him tighter as she let him go and picked up the trash bag and tried to make her way outside. 'Do it for Lincoln! DO IT FOR LINCOLN!' Lola thought as she tried hard not to gag from the smell of the trash.

Lincoln watched her before shaking his head and headed up the stairs. 'That was weird. Lola not making a big fuss? Even if she was sorry? That makes no sense.' he thought as he noticed Lucy and Lisa were Re-organizing everything in his room. "Hey, what are you doing?"

The two of them looked to see Lincoln and smiled. "Hello only male sibling, Lucy and I are just fixing up your room so you can find everything. I Re-alphabetized your comics while Lucy here was sorting your disguise trunk" Lisa explained.

"I arranged them in order of what ones you tend to use more often." Lucy said as Lincoln looked through his file cabinet where he kept his comics and was amazed at how well they were set.

"Wow guys, this ...this is amazing!" he smiled, making Lucy blush and look away.

"Well it was Lisa's idea and …..consider this an apology for not sticking up for you the other day" the Goth said in a shy tone.

"I assume you were informed of what happened by Leni?" asked Lisa. Lincoln gave a short curt nod.

"Yeah, honestly? I didn't believe her at first, but now I'm starting to see what she meant" he said as Lucy and Lisa hugged him close.

"We really do love you Lincoln and…..we're sorry we don't show it or tell you enough" Lucy sighed.

"Indeed. Some of our previous actions were unfair to you, as such, we hope you can find it in yourself to forgive us." Lsa spoke as Lincoln gave a smile.

"Well…..Okay. I guess since you guys are doing all this and going this far, I guess I can forgive you, plus I can't stay mad at you for long" he chuckled as they then heard a loud thump coming from the basement making Lisa flinch.

"Hmmmm. Must be Lori, she might be having some trouble doing the laundry. Lincoln, can you go check on her?" she asked as Lincoln shrugged.

"Sure Lisa, I guess" he said as Lincoln began to make his way to the basement, unaware that as soon as he had turned around Lisa and Lucy gave each other a fist bump and victorious smiles.

*Basement*

'Ok, it was nice to hear Lucy and Lisa tell me that, but there's no way Lori would come out and say the same. She's way too stubborn to admit she messed up.' Lincoln thought as he made his way down the stars only to notice that the floor was now carpeted and the basement was now more…lavish. "Huh, ok…that's new. Lori?" he called out, feeling like he stepped into some other house.

"Lincoln! I'm glad you're here!" he heard Lori speak as she stepped out of a nearby room wearing a pink bathrobe. "Thanks for helping me with the Laundry!" she smiled.

"What's wrong? It's just laundry." he remarked with a raised eyebrow.

Lori gave a smile giggle and stepped up to him with a sway in her hips. "Yes it IS just laundry, but I was hoping you could help me….clean something else?...like my pipes for example~" she smirked as she dropped the robe and revealed her naked body.

Lincoln's eyes nearly popped out of his head as his mouth dropped, feeling like everything suddenly screeched to a halt.

"What's wrong Lincy? You look like you've seen a ghost" she giggled softly seeing his growing bulge.

"L-L-Lori!" he got out, covering his eyes as he blushed. "W-W-Where are your clothes?!"

Lori looked over to the washing machine that was currently cleaning the laundry. "In the washer why?" she asked casually.

"Cover yourself!" he exclaimed with a blushing face as Lori simply smirked and waved her massive tits in his face.

"What's wrong Lincoln? Scared of seeing what a REAL woman looks like?" She playfully teased. She walked over towards him as he briefly peeked and gaped at the large breasts looming right in front of him.

"W…W…W…."

"Well? Whatcha think? Wanna cop a feel?" she teased again. "They're just waiting for your big, strong, manly hands to grab them ALL over~" she told him as she placed her boobs on top of his head making him blush harder.

"I ….Uhhhhh I …" he gulped. "L-Lori? What are…why would…"

"Well…..to be honest, I haven't been the best sister to you and I wanna make it up to you the best way possible!" she smiled. "By showing you the wonders between a girl and boy~"

Lincoln stared at her, silent, but the bulge in his pants looked like it got twice as big, which Lori noticed.

"Would you like me to make you feel better lincoln?" she whispered in his ear, making him shudder.

"I…I…" he gulped and couldn't get out a word, but he managed to nod.

"Good boy~" she said, unzipping his pants and fishing out his dick. "Hmmmm 7 inches? At this age? Nice and meaty" Lori spoke, licking her lips. She held it with one hand and started to rub it, snapping Lincoln out of it as he let out a groan of surprise. "Ooooooh you like?" she cooed.

"Lori!" he let out, surprised as she used her other hand to grab his balls, making him jump as his dick got even harder.

Lori leaned in and began to gently lick his sack and began to slowly stroke his dick. "Mmm, your balls taste better than I imagined, nice and fresh~"

'Wow, I can't believe this is actually happening to me! And with my sister no less!' were Lincoln's thoughts as he felt Lori take his dick into her mouth and swore he could feel her tongue actually coil itself around his shaft as it felt like she was grabbing every inch of his dick with tiny hands that had spawned from her tongue tiny hands that were hugging every part of his length and rubbing themselves against him. He groaned louder as she began to slide her head up and down the girth, precum leaking out from the tip. "L-Lori! Oooh!" Lincoln shuddered as above him from the ceiling were a few eyes literally watching them as the Twins, Luan, and Luna were all watching this, having stuck their eyes into the wall socket and connecting them to the basement ceiling light.

"Wow! Lori's really going all in huh!" Lana smiled.

"Lucky bitch." huffed Lola as Lisa and the others all gave annoyed Looks.

"You guys gonna let us watch now?" Lynn frowned as Lana rolled her exposed eye and popped a Tv screen from her back to allow her sisters to watch the show as well. "Woah, Lori's really guzzling that thing, well when it's my turn, I'll show her how it's really done." she smirked with crossed arms.

Speaking of Lori, the Oldest Loud daughter was sucking her brother off much harder than she was previously.

"Ahhh! Lori I ...I!..." Lincoln warned as he filled her mouth with his load.

Lori smiled around the shaft as her cheeks inflated from the amount before she swallowed it all without gagging once. "Mmmmm, nice and thick, someone's been eating right~" Lori giggled softly making Lincoln blush.

"Well…uh…yes." he nodded, blown away and trying to register the fact he just came from his sister's mouth.

Lori gave Lincoln a deeply seductive look and slowly pulled down her top allowing her humongous hungolomghononoloughongous free and in the wild as Lincoln's blush got redder. "Tell me, do my breasts look big enough to you?" she teased slightly as she swayed them in his face.

"Uhhhhh, I….Uhhhhhh….yes?" he gulped, making her smirk.

"Wanna feel 'em? Today they're all yours!" she told him sweetly.

He gulped and stared at the mesmerizing orbs, his hands reaching out slowly and uncertainty before finding them cupping the flesh mounds in awe.

Lori gave a small gasp as she could feel his hand slowly massaging her boobs. "Mmmmm, play with my nipples Lincy~" she purred slightly as Lincoln moved his thumbs over her nipples and began to slowly rub and tease them making her moans and gasps louder. "Ahhh~, like that~"

"They're so…soft, and squishy." he muttered to himself, his hands moving on their own as they circled around the areoles.

"Yes! Keep going!' Lori gasped feeling her nipples twitching in excitement as she gave a smirk. "Suck them!" she told Lincoln, making him jump.

"Suck them? You mean, now?" he stammered as she gave a short and curt nod.

"That's right, I want you to suckle my nipples like a baby. Do it….and I'll let you put it in me~" Lori spoke, bending down and whispering the last part in his ear while simultaneously rubbing his erect cock. "And who knows? Maybe if you do a good job…you can call Clyde over later and you BOTH can have your way with me~" she smirked.

Lincoln's pupils shrank hearing that, his dick growing hard in record time and making Lori chuckle.

"Now how does that-AHHHH!" she moaned, Lincoln suddenly latching onto her nipple and began sucking the nub.

While this was going on our peeping Tillies who were still watching the action were getting hot and bothered.

"Damn! Lincoln really knows what he wants, huh?" Luna muttered as she began to slip one hand down her pants and began to rub herself slowly.

"Ooh, I wouldn't mind Lincy sucking on my breasts like that." smiled Leni. "Oh! I wonder if I could nurse him too!"

"Wait, you mean like with milk?" asked Lana.

"Duh." remarked Lola with a scoff as she watched the two before she focused on the size of Lori's breasts and started getting an idea.

"Now Hold on guys, we don't know if Lori is really lactating or not" Lynn spoke only to be proven wrong about 2 seconds later when Lori started to spray Milk into Lincoln's mouth.

"You were saying?" Lola smirked as she began to fondle and grope Lucy's body, making the Goth girl moan and gasp. "And if SHE can do that, then so can we." Lucy moaned, feeling Lola's tongue slowly lick up her neck as she could feel her Clit and G spot being worked by her younger sister's fingers. "Mmmmm Lucy~ you taste so good~ if I didn't have dibs on Lincy after Luan, I'd make you my bitch~" Lola growled in her ear as she pinched and slapped Lucy's ass hard making her gasp from the feeling.

"Lola! I can't take it any more, eat me out Please!" she moaned, feeling herself shudder from Lola's touch.

This pleased the small terror as she gave a wicked smirked and licked her lips. "With pleasure you slut!" Lola growled slamming her lips against Lucy's surprise as she could feel her body heating up.

The goth moaned as she and Lola started to make out, the others more focused on Lincoln suckling up Lori's milk with said girl moaning louder and rubbing his dick harder.

Speaking of Lincoln, he was happily drinking down Lori's breast milk and was actually shocked this was happening. 'I didn't know Lori could produce breast milk!...wait did….did Bobby get her pregnant? Hmmmm I'll have to ask when this is over' he thought as he felt himself cumming onto Lori's forearm as he pulled away from her nipple and gave a small belch.

"How was it little brother? Tasty?~" Lori teased with a smile.

"The best milk…I ever had." he panted, his dick twitching sperm out onto her as she giggled.

"That's good, now," she smirked before pushing him over onto his back and onto a couch that…appeared out of nowhere. "It's time for YOU to make me feel good~" she purred as she crawled over his chest and up to his face as she stripped her shorts and freed her dripping cooch. "I hope you're ready Lincy~" she smiled, positioning herself over his dick. "It's time your big sis made you into a man."

Lincoln was about to voice his concerns, but before he could say a word, Lori slammed her lips against his, her tongue quickly overtaking his own as she lowered herself onto his dick making her moan as she could feel herself slowly being stretched out.

"Fuck yeah sis!" moaned Luna, rubbing herself harder while biting her lip. "Take every single inch of the little dude!"

While Luna was watching the show (after she and the twins removed their eyes from the socket, forgetting to mention that earlier) Lana gave a smirk and cupped her big sister's boobs from behind her back.

"Luna, when I grow up, I wanna have boobies like yours~" Lana moaned fondling and enjoying Luna's chest making the rocker smirk.

"Naughty Naughty Lana~, playing with my girls without permission" Luna said as she kissed Lana's neck and stuck her hand in the tomboy's panties, all while Lynn and Lisa were 69'ing. "You'll probably grow even bigger~" Luna smiled as she watched Lucy and Lola scissor each other.

"Ahhh ahhh! Lucy! I'm close!" Lola moaned as Lucy reached over and pinched her sisters nipples, making her gasp.

"Then go ahead and let it all out." grinned the goth, grinding her slit against Lola harder as the princess squirmed and arched her back, letting out a high pitched cry. She bit her lip as both their juices sprayed out together while back with Lori, she was in the middle of rocking her hips up and down the girth, Lincoln gripping the ground and groaning.

"L-Lori! It's tight!" he moaned feeling her walls twist and constrict his dick trying to milk it for all its worth.

"That's right, and it's hungry for your big meaty cock~!" Lori moaned obnoxiously in his ear as her hips slapped against his pelvis, clapping her gargantuan ass cheeks in the process.

"Ahhhh! Lori I'm cumming!" he exclaimed feeling his balls pulsate and twitch, signifying his climax.

"Then you better paint my insides white with all you've got!" she told him as Lincoln reached over, grabbed two handfuls of her ass, slammed her down onto his dick, and sprayed his jizz deep inside of her body. "Ahhhhhh! FUCK!" Lori gasped and felt his twitching cock empty his sack clean of cum. "Hmmm. Nice, warm, and creme-filled like a pastry~" she giggled.

Luna and the others all laid on the floor, buck ass nude. Having a Lesbian orgy that was mostly offscreen really tired them out.

'SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! I DIDN'T GET ANY ACTION!" Luna huffed, moving the camera to her grumpy face.

"What about me?!" called Leni pushing her face into the frame. "Nobody bothered to feel me up!" she exclaimed as Lucy gave a small chuckle.

"Leni…why don't you and Luan just share her turn so you both can have fun with Lincoln?" She suggested as Leni looked at Luan and gave her a literal puppy face.

"Pwease?" she said with a puckered lip making Luan chuckle.

"Alright Alright Leni, but Just this once okay?" she smiled, rubbing Leni's head.

"YAY!" she cheered before pulling Luan's face against her chest in a hug, the sight of which made Luna grumble.

"Lousy stupid authors giving me a D cup and Leni a K cup!" she grumbled under her breath. (Geo: dude she DOES know we can easily make her as flat as a board right? Yui: I'm more surprised she doesn't realize that if they can stretch like toons they can also inflate like one. *Luna kicks down the studio door and runs up to Yui and begins to shake him* Luna: WAIT! SAY THAT LAST PART AGAIN!? Yui: You're breaking the fourth wall, you tell us! *Luna drops him and sticks her thumb in her mouth causing her boobs to go from a simple D cup to a massive H cup* Luna: ALRIGHT! I GOT MILF TITS NOW!)

Luna slid the frame away and tossed it out the window (Geo: YOU CRAZY BITCH!...I still love you!) "Awesome! Now I HAVE THE POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luna laughed like a horny maniac.

Back with Lincoln, he panted while laying against Lori's chest as she rubbed his hair, helping him feel relaxed in his position as his head felt like it was on cloud 9.

"So Lincoln, enjoy yourself?' she smiled as he stared up in her eyes.

"Yeah! That was amazing!...wait, were you serious about fucking Clyde as well?" he asked.

"No!...unless you wanna see me fuck your best friend~" she smirked as she gave his ass a squeeze. "Now go upstairs and take a nice long nap Lincy~ Mom and Dad are gonna be home any minute now" she told him.

"I'll try." he pulled away and slid from her hole, struggling to get back and grabbed what remained of his clothes before making his way up the stairs.

*Later that Night*

The Loud sisters and Lincoln were all in Bed as Lisa was currently reading a book, trying to find more information on the strange mask that crashed in their backyard.

"Hmmmm, Voice Memo to Self: This Odd Mask has imbued my sisters and I with odd abilities more commonly seen in animated television programs, street name: Cartoons. This makes me curious as to the Mask's source of origin and whomever may have created it." she spoke writing down her findings until her pencil lead broke. Rolling her eyes Lisa threw away her pencil and stuck her finger in her mouth sharpening it like a pencil and using that to write with. "Limits on how far our powers go has not been found, thankfully there appears to be no negative side effects, so far." Lisa spoke as she ended her voice memo and placed her glasses on her desk before climbing into bed and rifting off to sleep. However as she slept, the containment case keeping the Mask locked up began to glow and sputter, the sound of which was only heard by the youngest Loud Lily.

"Huh?" she yawned seeing the case shut down as the glass raised up, dropping the mask on the floor clattering conveniently close to Lily's crib. Being the ever curious Baby that she is, Lily slowly climbed out her crib and made her way to the mask and picked it up in her small stubby hands. She looked it over, still sleepy, but wondering what the object was or why it looked so bright.

If Lily didn't know any better she could also swear she could hear the mask saying 'Wear me!' over and over again. Giving a small shrug Lily slowly put the mask on her face as the tongue baby could feel energy surging through her body as it twitched and vibrated until a bright green glow radiated from Lily. The smoke cleared as the only thing that could be seen was Lily's silhouette. As the Youngest Loud slowly stood up, the only thing that could be seen in the darkness was a giant bright Grin coming from Lily's face as she only said one word: "SSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!"


Next Time: The Loud sister takes on their biggest threat!...their Baby Sister! so any guesses as to what'll happen next? leave them in the reviews!