Episode 23: Deep Problem!
Mew was idk chilling on the cruise ship I guess.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The players had to survive by themselves on the Orange Islands, they were allowed to bring items with them to help them last as long as possible.. some picked wisely and others were morons, in the end only four players were up for elimination, but half of those will be gone today, find out which one is gonna leave in... Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Meq announced.
(MNWC Intro)
The ship was sailing and it was daytime, the horns rang however telling the four players to get their feet to the elimination zone.
(Elimination Zone)
"You four really messed up last night huh?" Grins Mew.
"We tried our best." Magby crossed his arms.
"Worth it hehehe.." Joltik giggled.
"Maybe not everyone trier their best..." Magby side eyed Joltik and Dedenne
Dedenne did a sad meme face
"But um Mew, how many votes did we get?" Asked Alcreamie
"9 viewer elimination votes! Alcreamie is the first one safe with only one vote!" Mew threw her a pumpkin
"So is Dedenne with two votes..." Mew threw her a pumpkin, it smacked her in the face like good old times
"It's down to the grump and the rejoiner idiot, well only one will stay and that is..." Mew paused
Joltik was shaking looking a bit scared to be honest, while Magby just looked unamused and crossed his arms
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"Joltik! You're still in the game with two votes, Magby is out with four." Mew spoke
"Hehehe YEA!" Joltik cheered
"HUH!? WHAT! WHY AM I EVEN OUT, I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG AT ALL!!!!" Magby screamed, his face was fuming red
"Git gud." Joltik told him as he nibbled on the pumpkin twice his size
"NO! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, THE FACT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, IDIOTS AND A FUCKING ROBOT GET TO STAY OVER ME IS ABSOLUTE MORONIC! I DESERVE TO STAY HERE, I'M TRYING MY BEST! NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT THE SMARTEST, STRONGEST OR HAVE SKILLS, I'M JUST DOING WHAT I CAN!!!" Magby was screaming.
"Uhhh.." Dedenne frowns
"I TRIED BEING NICE, I TRIER BEING MEAN, NO MATTER WHAT I DO EVERYONE STILL HATES ME, WHY DO I EVEN DO THIS STUPID SHOW IF I CANT EVER WIN, NO ONE EVER FUCKING GIVES ME A CHANCE, I JUST WANT TO WIN FOR ONCE!!!!" Magby yelled, the top of his head literally began to be set ablaze having a torch for a head.
"That looks bad..." Alcreamie frowned.
"I should probably get bootleg Paintbrush outta here..." Pumpkingking boredly snapped his fingers, Magby was teleported 15 feet above the ocean.
"NOOOOO!!!! I NEED TO TRY HARDER, I CAN WIN, I CAAAAANNN!!!" Magby fell into the ocean
"What a bozo." Joltik smiled.
"Anywho the contestant votes, we have one vote for Joltik, one for Dedenne and one for Alcreamie, so the final vote is for... Dedenne! You're also out!" Mew smiled.
"Awe man..." Dedenne did a very sad meme face.
Joltik snickers.
Alcreamie (The Addict): "Growing up... I always enjoyed hanging around males more than females... so uh... it was kind of an obvious pick for me..." She looked a bit guilty.
"Can I at least say goodbye to Roger... pretty please?" Dedenne did a cutesy face standing in the Plank of Shame.
"Hmmm... no." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Dedenne was pushed out of the plank, she screamed as she fell into the ocean.
Alcreamie and Joltik were free to return with the save contestants.
"So where we going next captain?" Asked Mew.
"Well we got a bunch of one votes for Fiore, Oblivia, Isle of Armor, Johto and Sevii Islands.. and four votes for Pokelantis, so I guess we going there." Pumpkingking spoke.
"Onward then!" Mew cheered as Pumpkingking flew towards the Captains Deck and began steering the cruise ship towards a certain region.
The cruise ship kept sailing for a while until they reached a beach, the contestants all got off
"Welcome to the northern beach of the Tachou Region!" Mew announced
"Ugh dude, why is this place so cold... I thought beaches were supposed to be hot bro!" Squirtle grumbled
"Hehehe bitches..." Joltik giggled
"This area of the Tachou Region is very close to the north pole and the Fiore Region which is extremely cold and mostly covered in snowy mountains..." Numel explained.
"Are we gonna have to do another snow challenge..." Dusclops sounded a bit unenthusiastically.
"Nope, we actually gonna go to the center of this region... let me just..." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and everyone even the cruise ship was teleported away, then after a bit everyone was teleported on top of the cruise ship, which was in the middle of a gargantuan sized lake.
"We are near Fra-Village.. the elders of this village tell the tale of an entire City that used to reside on this very lake!" Pumpkingking spoke
"Really? Cool!" Vespiqueen smiled
"Uh then where is it bro?" Asked Squirtle
"Well during the global battles of Kyogre and Groudon the continents split and sea levels rose making the entire City sink to the bottom of this lake and be lost to time." Mew frowned
"However tales of the cities existence has been passed down from generations to generations by the elders of Fra-Village and most always say the same thing, gigantic underwater city, deadly pressure and riches beyond our imagination!" Pumpkingking announced
"So your challenge is to Dive to the very bottom of The Trench of Treasure and search for lots of artifacts, gold, riches or anything you can carry! You need at least to bring ONE item to us to be safe, if you wanna help someone that cannot go down well you'll have to find two items then." Mew announced
"If you bring just random not cool ancient stuff then you're up for elimination." Pumpkingking told them
"How are we supposed to dive down there, the oceanic pressure would instantly kill us!" Sylveon frowned
"I have old timey diving suits you can use with powers that will allow you to resist the pressure and give you about an hour of oxygen, they're first come first serve and some have better quality than others." Pumpkingking smirks and points at old timey dive suits
Totodile instant just began to dive underneath the water, Squirtle followed soon after.
Eiscue followed but the icy head made him float.
"Uh a little help someone?" Eiscue asked.
Dusclops was a ghost so he just dived in.
"Vespiqueen you need to put on the suit and dive in.." Numel told her.
"Why can't you dive with me?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"I uh.. I have Thalassophobia.." Numel blushed a bit.
"You're afraid of girls!?" Vespiqueen looked surprised.
"No! It's fear of the ocean... being quadrupaly weak to it... it kinda makes sense if I don't wanna be anywhere near it..." Numel frowned.
"Don't worry Numel, this queen will find two treasures for both of us!" Vespiqueen dived in.
Crack-A-Chu got inside the diving suit and jumped in.
"Uhhh what do I do?" Asked Roger.
(Team Dominator)
"Sylveon, if I get in the water... then I'll like... dissolve..." Alcreamie frowned.
"I can't even get in the water cause well the suits are bipedal, I'm quadrupled..." Sylveon frowned.
"I really don't wanna get in the water..." Flareon frowned.
"But you used to love the water as a little Eevee." Sylveon frowned.
"Well now I don't." Flareon looked a bit upset.
"Uh girls I'm still here..." Eiscue was frowning, his ice face still floating.
"Oh no man, we about to lose eh." Joltik frowned.
"Ugh no! We need to figure out something fast..." Flareon spoke, she then coughed a bit loudly and began talking
"~we should break Eiscues ice face and then they will dive for us!~" Flareon spoke
"I don't like how this idea sounds..." Eiscue spoke as he was holded by Sylveons stretchy ribbons and placed back on the cruise ship
"Do you wanna win or not!" Joltik yelled at him
"Well it would be quite beneficial to win but you know my face..." Eiscue looked nervous as he couldn't move, he was tied by Sylveons ribbons
"Then it's settled!" Flareon smirks and prepared a Fire Fang
"No! Wait wait let's think about this for a second, come on just wait wait Ahhhhh!!!" Eiscue screamed offscreen
(The Trench of Treasure - Tachou Region)
Totodile was quickly swimming, so was Squirtle.. they both started to choke due to the underwater pressure but then a finger snap was heard and they were both fine.
"I bet I can get treasure faster than you bro!" Squirtle smirks, Totodile grins back and both rivals begin to race swim towards a big glowing city at the bottom of the dark ocean Depths.
Crack-A-Chu was slowly moving on his diving suit and he noticed Roger also slowly walking behind him.
"How do you do fellow competitor!" Roger spoke, Crack-A-Chu then grabbed Roger's diving suit and ripped it making washer rush in and it causing an explosion killing Roger and sending Crack-A-Chu moving way faster towards the underwater city.
Vespiqueen was in her diving suit deep below the lake.
"This can hardly pass as fashionable..." Vespiqueen scoffed as she moved slowly on the suit.
"Keep up the pace Queen, you're gonna get to the city eventually." Numel told her.
Vespiqueen had been slowly moving across the ocean floor for a while.
"Why is this lake so deep?" Asked Vespiqueen on her internalradio.
"The Tachou Region is actually hollow at the bottom, sustained by many upside down mountains literally carrying the entire region..." Numel told her by radio.
"Isn't that like dangerous, what if a large pokemon destroys some of the pillar mountains? Would the region just... SINK under the water?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"Pretty much, I've read that the ancient city in the lake used to be carried by a pillar but that was destroyed and so it sank... lucky no large underwater pokemon live in this area, Wailords like tropical climates not this icy ocean water." Numel told her.
"Still its kinda worrying the entire region could just sink..." Vespiqueen frowned.
"The depths is too low to add new pillars, and most above ground don't even know about it... right now you're standing on ocean floor underneath the entire region, I actually think you're below Fra-Village." Numel spoke.
"This water is freezing cold..." Vespiqueen grumbled.
She saw a light nearby.
"I think I see the city." Vespiqueen spoke.
"Be careful queen, there might be some wild Tachouan Chinchou and Lanturn down there..." Numel told her by radio.
"Yeah I passed a few Relicanth soon... I think I'm getting close to the city!" Vespiqueen looked determined to keep going.
"Great work Queen, we'll get you out of there in no time!" Numel smiled.
Vespiqueen looked happy but the oxygen indicator on her arm went from a green triangle, to an orange one; she didn't notice this.
(Team Dominator)
"Alright now look how handsome you look." Alcreamie smiles.
Eiscue looked pissed off as he was in his no face form.
"How uncultured... I'll dive for our treasures..." Eiscue fixed his bowtie before diving into the lake.
"Hehe go boy!" Joltik smiles.
"Syl-" Alcreamie began saying but then someone interrupted her.
"~Hey Alcreamie, we need to talk I'm private~" Flareon told her.
"Oh, uh okay..." Alcreamie frowned.
Sylveon looked at them oddly as they left but didn't think much of it.
"You're so hot." Joltik smiles.
"Oh, why thank you." Sylveon smiled.
"But I want your daughter." Joltik smiles.
"Wait, what." Sylveon frowned
(Locker Room)
"So uh Flareon what did you wanna talk about?" Asked Alcreamie sounding a bit worried, suddenly a bunch of ancient rocks appeared from Flareons fur and smashed against Alcreamie, killing her
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH MY GOSH! KABUTO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA TALK TO HER!!!!" Flareon screamed as Kabuto came out of her fur
"~Alcreamie was about to expose us to everyone, if that happens you get voted out, lose... and don't get your wish! I am doing you a favor!~" Kabuto spoke
"You don't know that!" Flareon was trying to stuck Alcreamies splattered body back together but it was no use
"~Don't be a fool Flareon, we don't need allies or to be good at challenges, all we need is to fall under the radar and eachother~" Kabutos said
"I..but..." Flareon looked conflicted.
"~You want to win don't you? Alcreamie was about to expose us and make us be the center of attention, that is not how you win these types of games... so are you gonna be a whiney baby and confess everyone you been cheating, or are you gonna suck it up and vote off Alcreamie next time we are up for elimination~" Kabuto glared at the large dog cat thing, his red eyes glowed.
Flareon was frowning, she didn't know what to say.
(Pokelantis - Tachou Region)
"Wow this place is beautiful..." Vespiqueen had star eyes.
"Welcome Vespiqueen... to the long lost City of Pokelantis!" Numel announced as dramatic music played while it showed the entire City, the buildings, landmarks and streets of Pokelantis (yes same music from the reveal of Yoyle City)
"It's so bright in here!" Vespiqueen smiled looking around.
"Well the alge and crystals might have something to do with that due to their bioluminescence." Numel told her.
"This City is absolutely colossal! Where should I look first?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"Well the best treasure should be in Triton Palace, it's the palace where the old King of Tachou used to live before well... he along with his kingdom sank to the bottom of the ocean." Numel said nonchalantly.
"Yes! A royal expedition! Two treasures coming up!" Vespiqueen began to slowly swim towards the large palace.
Totodile and Squirtle quickly swam across the city looking for treasure
Crack-A-Chu and Dusclops were both scavenging old destroyed houses separately looking for some ancient riches
Eiscue looked tired as he swam and looked for items
Suddenly everyones arm band turned red
"Uh what does that mean?" Asked Crack-A-Chu
"You all have 5 minutes to find a treasure before your oxygen runs out, if the red triangle turns into a skull and crossbones, don't worry we'll dedicate this episode to you." Pumpkingking smirks sadistically
"Ah gosh, I better hurry!" Eiscue looked worried
Many players were finding treasures and riches
"Ugh Numel, we might have a Deep Problem... our badges are turning into skulls!" Vespiqueen panicked as she began to lose oxygen.
Crack-A-Chu also was losing oxygen rapidly, Squirtle, Totodile and Eiscue instantly died due to the pressure
And Dusclops was just unaffected.
"Huh." Dusclops stared at the fourth wall camera who cracked under the pressure, the ghost then began to swim up.
"Dusclops is the first player safe with a Red Pearl Necklace!" Pumpkingking announced.
Dusclops smirked evilly.
"Let's revive the dead players!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
Eiscue, Vespiqueen, Totodile, Crack-A-Chu, Roger, and Squirtle were all alive again.
"Well it seems they all died holding treasures close to them other than Roger, so they're all safe, wait Vespiqueen you have two, do you wanna give someone immunity as well or save it and keep it for next time?" Asked PumpKingKing.
"I give my extra immunity to Numel." Vespiqueen smiled, Numel looked happy.
"Great so it seems some empty handed losers got no Atlantic treasures!" Pumpkingking smirks.
"Ugh Eiscue you were supposed to get treasures for us as well!" Flareon glared at him.
"Sorry sorry... I didn't have time okay it was an accident..." Eiscue looked nervous as Flareon looked pissed off.
Then the scene changed to showing off every UFE players voting icons.
"Viewers, choose 1 player to get eliminated! We already know where we going next so just pick ONE player to leave, see you next time!" Mew waved as the voting icons were still being shown.
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Merge SAFE:
Eiscue, Totodile, Squirtle, Crack-A-Chu, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops
Merge UFE:
Flareon, Sylveon, Alcreamie, Joltik, Roger
