Los medios de comunicacion y los chismes pueden hacer que una historia o una persona suenen muy mal.

In a world where Scrappy Doo needs a job and I can't afford the quantities of drugs I need to silence the ghosts, JK Rowling does stupid hateful shit that's actually stupid in a funny way for once, Senator Mitch McConnel takes her advice after fellating his way out of being a creep, and Shrek's dick gets pregananant. It's beautiful. Read it.

Donald Trump is feeling horny, so he summons Carl Sagan, Severus Snape, and Shrek to help him relieve his urges.

Shrek and Dumbledore fight over Shrek's swamp. Twist ending.

When King Harold suddenly croaks, Shrek learns he will have to rule the land of Far, Far Away, unless he can find a suitable heir to the throne. The most-promising candidate is Fiona's first cousin once removed, Harry. Along with Donkey and Puss in Boots, Shrek sets out to bring Harry back with them, but doing so is a bigger challenge, and a tad more magical, than they expected.

Lupin is running late to class and that leads to a good time for all but, a surprised guest with a rich history and plenty of experience shows up to join in! This story was originally written by my friend but he requested I post it on here, so enjoy, I guess.

Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?

Shrek gets a letter from Hogwarts and leaves his lovely swamp to become the first ever ogre wizard. Oneshot, complete, no bashing, no pairings, winner of the FanFiction Creativity Award seventy times in a row, mentioned in Top 10 Worst Fanfiction ever, Order of Merlin (First Class).

what happens in the bird meeting when only two of the members show up? (a Shrek, Crankthatfrank and Harry Potter love story with a very special eagle)

Draco Malfoy meets someone online and they decide to get together. Who is this mystery date, and will it be love at first sight? There's only one way to find out.

A romantic legend full of drama, onions, blushing and criing. Harry Potter is the new kid at Hogwarts and on his first day he makes an enemy...or is it a potential love interest? yaoi with snape/harry shrek/? Just something fun

When Harry and Ron get a little excited, they soon find themselves in a bad situation.