A short, sort of drabble, that was suggested to me via Tumblr. Chucky finds himself in The House of Mystery. It's slightly more than 100 words, but oh well.

Cain, the caretaker of The House of Mystery, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark find themselves aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel Robinson and his robot pals. Will they be trapped there forever and forced to watch B grade movies for the rest of their lives? Probably not, but go ahead and read anyway. *Special guest appearance by Space Cabbie!*

Set after 2008's House of Mystery series, as well as the first three seasons of American Horror Story, this ongoing tale tells of how Cain the Caretaker comes to own one of the most haunted houses in America.