Cheers is thirty years older, and so is everybody else. A realistic look at what a Cheers reunion might be like. Or, what I would like to see in a Cheers reboot.

A version of "Simon Says" where Dr. Finch-Royce makes Sam and Diane reflect on their relationship and tells them what they need to do better to make their future marriage work; a version of "Cheers: The Motion Picture" with a better and much more touching cinematographic projection; and an extension of Carla's birthday in season three with a happier ending

In which Lilith Sternin-Crane figures out something that should have been obvious the entire time.

When Lilith enters "Cheers" in a distraught state, Sam is unprepared for the events that follow.

Oneshot. The missing scene with Coach and Harry the Hat conspiring to rig the poker game in the episode "Pick a Con...Any Con..."

Oneshot. Sam and Lilith have an honest discussion a few nights after the events of 'One For the Road'.

Oneshot set after Diane's Nightmare. Sam also has a nightmare about Andy Andy coming back to Cheers on a dark and stormy night, but when he wakes up, his nightmares are just beginning.

One Shot. Gone a whole day without a single act of passion and in desperate need of each other, Diane decides make a risky move on Sam; leaving him absolutely breathless. Very much rated M.

She becomes President. Reposting is easier than editing.

Just what it says.

What the title says. I changed it slightly from the previous version but figured some might prefer the other version, so didn't delete that.

Just what it says in the title.

What if in the six years Diane was away from Cheers, she and Sam had kept an annual meeting in May? AU that will first find Sam and Diane in 1993, after their last goodbye, and will flash back and forth between imagined events at different times in Sam and Diane's history, to reach a post season 11 finale ending. T for language, rating may change as I go.

Just what the title says.

The final proposal. Missing scene from One for the Road, Part 2.

Additional scene to Strange Bedfellows Part 3, in season 4. Sam returns to the office to catch Diane hiding under his desk, and she gets to apologize to him like she'd intended to. What could be behind Sam saying 'I've been thinking about you' at the end of the episode, before he proposes.

And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you / Just what you want me to / You're not the kind that needs to tell me / About the birds and the bees

Missing scene from s10e2: 'Get Your Kicks on Route 666'. He'd seen her face and called her name. Troubled by this reaction to being electrocuted, Sam turns to Frasier for an explanation.

Set after 'Young Dr Weinstein' in season 5. Diane pays for Sam's meal, Sam pays... for everything else.

Additional scene for 'Fairy Tales Can Come True' in season 3. Sam and Diane walk back to the bar after the Boston Pops concert.

Because it's Valentine's Day, here's a second M-rated to mark the day with a little sweetness. Set at the end of season 5, after Sam and Diane buy their house. Warning for smut, but also for a considerable amount of fluff.

Set right after 'Simon Says' in Season 5. After Diane drags him to Finch-Royce's hotel until the therapist changes his diagnosis, Sam navigates his thoughts about it, and about them. Rated T for language, but very mild.

A little scene that could have followed Sumner's Return in Season 2. After the bar closes, Sam and Diane discuss War and Peace. Sort of. (contains mild spoilers to War and Peace, in case you haven't read/watched but plan to).

Where else was there for him to go but back to that place? The place where his thighs were covered by her skirt, and her weight on his lap felt equal amounts comfort and fire. But mostly fire. - Tag ending for Don Juan Is Hell in Season 4. After Diane accidentally pulls the knob from the door, the tension in the room is overwhelming. Rated M for, well, a lot of M stuff.

A girl walks into a bar, six-ish months later, and everything comes full circle. Post season 5 finale. AU, as I have basically discarded 6 whole years of Cheers. I hope you'll enjoy. Happy holidays, everyone!